Outside Roger's house; the meerkat had built a shack and set up a lot of heaters around his huge egg before turning them on.
"There we go, that should get it hatching real soon. Maybe I'll get something to eat while I wait." said Roger.
He walked into his house.
Viney then appeared sneaking towards the place, not knowing that she was being watched by McWunkle and Glitz in their ship.
The two looked at each other and walked off.
The healing/beast keeping student approached the shack and inspected the egg.
"Hmm, could be a griffin egg, then again, I could be mistaken." said Viney.
The two aliens then appeared outside the shack as Viney was exiting it.
"Maybe I'll wait to see how this egg hatching turns out." said Viney.
She turned around, only to gasp in shock at the two aliens looking at her.
The witch chuckled nervously.
"Good morning, may I help you with something?" said Viney.
McWunkle nodded.
"You can actually, this is regarding a theft back on the Boiling Isles from last night at the zoo." said McWunkle.
"Person only stole a griffin egg." said Glitz.
"Yeah, I heard." said Viney.
McWunkle pulled out the same strand of hair he found.
"We're looking for someone who has green hair, you know anyone with green hair?" said McWunkle.
"The Blights, A Sayian, a Kryptonian, A Martain, A Member of the Green Lantern, That Hedgehog from Sonic Underground, maybe even a minotaur?" said Viney.
Interview Gag
First was Glitz.
"Wow, that's exactly what I said a while ago." said Glitz.
Lastly was Viney.
"I had a feeling something like that would be brought up." said Viney.
End Interview Gag
"Anyone specific you know with green hair like this?" said McWunkle.
Viney inspected the green hair closely before some electricity started surging from it, shocking her.
"Uh no, nope, no idea who has green hair like that." said Viney.
The female alien glared at Viney.
"You sure, because you seem surprised after further inspection." said Glitz.
Roger came out of his house carrying a sandwich before stopping in shock at what was going on.
"Oh boy." said Roger.
He looked around before sneaking away.
"Why would I be surprised by something after further inspection? I do that every time I take a closer look at something." said Viney.
"What's in the shack?" said McWunkle.
"Shack, what shack?" said Viney.
"The shack behind you." said McWunkle.
Viney turned around and saw the shack.
"Oh, that shack. There's an ostrich egg in there, a friend of mine is doing a job for some place called the San Diego zoo." said Viney.
McWunkle looked in the shack at the egg and licked his finger before tapping the egg and put his finger back in his mouth.
The alien became shocked before quickly pulling out another blaster and shot a net on Viney, trapping her underneath it.
"What the?" said Viney.
"You and the griffin egg are coming with us." said McWunkle.
Viney became more shocked then she was to begin with.
"Who are you guys?" said Viney.
"We're B.A.D Agents." said Glitz.
She squealed with happiness.
"Oh yes, I always wanted to say that. I'll finally have something noteworthy to write about in my diary." said Glitz.
Viney then made a magic circle appear before Puddles quickly appeared and took the netted witch away.
Viney groaned.
"This is nuts, I shouldn't have gotten involved." said Viney.
The two aliens just grabbed the griffin egg.
"We're got our target." said McWunkle.
But the egg somehow disappeared by way of Star Trek beaming, shocking the two.
"What the?" said McWunkle.
Then the same thing happened to Viney and Puddles as well before McWunkle's ship lifted off and flew into space, which the two noticed.
"HEY THAT'S MY SHIP!" yelled McWunkle.
Glitz smiled.
"Yes, we've got a fleer." said Glitz.
But then she became shocked.
"Oh yeah, this was supposed to be your last job." said Glitz.
She turned around and saw lots of other aliens coming with a huge cake that had sparklers and words that said 'Happy Retirement McWunkle'.
Glitz then made a hand motion across her neck in shock.
"Not yet, not yet." said Glitz.
The others aliens groaned.
"Oh man, we never get to properly present these retirement cakes." said one of the cake holding aliens.
The group walked away.
"I'm going to get that girl if it's the last thing I do." said McWunkle.
In space; the spaceship was flying through space as Viney was walking through the ship before entering the driving area.
She looked at the drivers seat and growled in anger.
"Alright wise guy, you'd better give me a good exple-"Viney said as she walked to the seat, only to see it was empty, shocking her, "Wait a minute, who's flying this thing?"
"I am." said Roger's voice.
The meerkat then appeared on a TV screen in the controls, shocking Viney some more.
"I transferred myself into the ship's circutry just to get this thing flying." said Roger.
"I didn't know you could do that." said Viney.
"Neither did I, but I figured I could do this since I was able to travel by way of power line." said Roger.
"Cool." Viney said before becoming shocked then glared at the meerkat, "Wait, wait, you nearly got me into a lot of trouble, get out of there."
Roger managed to exit the main frame before appearing in person.
"Tell me everything about what's going on, who were those guys, why did you steal the griffin egg from last night? They found your strand of green hair already." said Viney.
"They were bad agents, I feel like they made that clear." said Roger, "Secondly, I had to steal a griffin egg, those two were serious trouble."
"What're you talking about?" said Viney.
Roger sat down on the drivers seat.
"Okay, those two are actually a bunch of bounty hunters who were hired by someone to bring him or her a baby griffin, so I had to steal a griffin egg first to keep all the other griffin's safe. I'm heading to Planet Maep to get this other griffin to a heavily guarded safe haven full of other strange animals that have somehow gotten lost and found their ways there." said Roger.
Viney nodded in confusion.
"That just seems nearly specific." said Viney.
"I couldn't get anyone else involved for fear of loose ends." said Roger, "Besides, you already got yourself involved when those hunters nearly captured you."
"Wouldn't doubt that." said Viney, "There a reason I was used for this instead of Luz?"
"The main author would have wanted Amity involved in this, but the co author gave the idea of having you in her place because you've got a griffin already." said Roger.
"Wouldn't doubt that either." said Viney.
Then her stomach started growling.
"Is there anything to eat on this ship?" said Viney.
Later; the two were in the kitchen looking through the fridge as Puddles was eating some kibble.
Roger pulled out a sub sandwich.
"Oooh, Last Job Special, someone's retiring." said Roger.
He took a bite out of the sandwich and chewed it before spitting it out in disgust.
"Yuck, this tastes like shit." said Roger.
He put the sandwich back in the fridge and went through the freezer before pulling out some TV dinners.
"Will these do?" said Roger.
Viney looked at the meals.
"Eh, might as well." said Viney.
Later; they were eating the TV dinners while watching Star Trek.
"You know I can't believe that there are a lot of movies of these." said Viney. "Plus an alien species that Women shouldn't wear clothes?"
Roger nodded.
"I know, where did the creator come up with this stuff?" said Roger.
"Who knows?" said Viney, "And I still don't know how griffin's exist."
"I've got a theory." said Roger, "It ain't a good one considering that griffin's lay eggs, but it's the only one I've got at the moment."
Cutaway Gag
In some type of hospital; a female lion was giving birth to a bunch of baby lions as her mate was giving support and an eagle doctor was performing the birthing.
"Hello, we've got another baby coming." said the doctor.
"Alright." said the lion.
"YOU FUCKING DID THIS TO ME YOU ASSHOLE!" yelled the lioness.
The last child came out, revealing it was a lion cub that had an eagles beak, talons, and wings.
The male lion became shocked.
"What the hell?" yelled the male lion.
The lioness chuckled nervously.
"Uh honey, I can uh-"the lioness said before the lion looked at the eagle and became mad.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE!?" yelled the lion.
"I can explain, I can explain." yelled the eagle.
The lion glared at his mate.
"YOU FUCKING BITCH!" yelled the lion.
The three sides started arguing with each other.
End Cutaway Gag
Viney was dumbfounded.
"I told you it was the only theory I had." said Roger.
"That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. Just take me back to Earth so I can return to the Boiling Isles." said Viney.
"Can't, we're already halfway through the galaxy, Earth is where those Bad people are at, and the egg is about to hatch." said Roger.
Viney became confused.
"Say what now?" said Viney.
The two approached the egg and saw that it was hatching.
"Here we go, the miracle of life." said Roger.
Viney looked on with happiness.
"This'll be a miracle." said Viney.
But as soon as the egg cracked open, a bunch of egg slime covered the two.
"EW!" They shouted.
They then saw a Griffin that is half Scarlet Macaw & Part Lion.
The two looked at the griffin.
"Aw, it's so cute." said Roger.
"It's a kind of griffin I've never seen before." said Viney.
The griffin yawned and looked at Roger.
"Mama." It said.
"Oh no, you must want her, she's a true mother." Roger said while pointing to Viney.
However the griffin went to Roger.
"Hey, what's going on?" said Roger.
"It's imprinting on you." said Viney.
Roger looked at her.
"These things imprint?" said Roger.
"Yeah, they try to figure out who their parents are." said Viney.
The griffin jumped up on Roger's shoulder before resting its head on the meerkat's head and fell asleep.
"You know what, I'll help you out. This is a rare find, needs to be kept safe at all costs." said Viney.
Roger nodded and took the sleeping griffin off his shoulder.
"Okay, now lets hit the showers to get this egg slime off of us." said Roger.
The two left the room.
Meanwhile on Planet Maep; the same alien from earlier was on the phone with someone.
"Well what do you mean there's been a development? Either you have the griffin or not." the alien said.
He walked by his wall of animals as they smiled.
"I know I got a lot of animals, I've got the finest collection of very rare creatures." the alien said as he walked off.
The animals frowned.
He returned to the area as they smiled.
"But compared to that griffin, these fuckers are all a bunch of losers." the alien said before walking off again.
The animals then glared at the alien before growling angrily.
He turned back to his wall of animals as they smiled.
"Yes you are." said the alien.
He walked off again.
"Now by Saturday, there's going to be a new head on my wall, either the griffin's or your head, or my name ain't Boss Bogg." the alien known as Boss Bogg said, "Can you dig it?"
Back on Earth; Glitz was in a diner on the phone supposedly with Boss Bogg and nodded nervously.
"Yes sir, I understand." said Glitz.
She hung up the phone before turning to McWunkle.
"I ain't going to sugar coat it." Glitz said before smiling, "The boss sends his love, is happy with our work, believes in us forever, and wanted me to compliment you on your hat specifically."
She smiled happily with puppy dog eyes.
Her partner looked at her and he sighed.
"You call that not sugar coating it?" He asked.
"Yeah." said Glitz.
"Well that was so damn sugar coated that I've got a cavity." said McWunkle.
He pulled out Roger's strand of hair and pulled out an iPad like device before it scanned the hair and showed a picture of Roger.
"Here we go, the hair belongs to a Mobian meerkat called Roger. Has lots of electricity based powers, and seems to have a very complicated life." said McWunkle.
"Well the electricity should explain why he was able to take your ship. Anything on the girl who avoided us?" said Glitz.
McWunkle swiped the picture of Roger away, revealing one of Viney.
"Named Viney, she's a student on the Boiling Isles in the school of Hexside, originally part of the healing track, placed in the detention track for mixing healing with beast keeping, then got to learn both healing and beast keeping. There's nothing on her." said McWunkle.
He pressed an icon on his device before a wanted poster of Roger and Viney appeared out of the tablet.
Viney was perfectly fine while Roger had a huge nose.
McWunkle looked at the poster.
"We'd better get copies of these and send them to every planet in the universe, we ain't going to lose our target." said McWunkle.
His partner nodded.
"Yeah and get that Gryphon Egg back." said Glitz
Her partner looked at her with a weird look.
"Who's to say the egg hasn't already hatched?" said McWunkle.
"We don't know that." She said.
Little did they know was that Sonic was nearby and managed to take a picture of the wanted poster with his phone before running off.
