Kiss 6: Nicknames
I do not own red hood and the outlaws.
''Hey little one...'' Artemis says as she sits next to Jason on the couch who is watching a documentary of the beginning of the earth and surrounded by big fluffy pillows with all the colours of the rainbow.
''Stop calling me that.'' He scoffs. ''I am still hoping that it will not stick.''
''It is far too late for that.'' Artemis smirks.
''Jason throws a pillow at her. ''And whose fault is that?''
Artemis smirks as she catches the pillow with ease. She then looks around and sees other big fluffy pillows all around her and Jason on the couch. ''Why do we have so many pillows?''
''I don't know.'' Jason shrugs. '' Bizarro picked them out. Apparently it makes the living room more welcoming or something like that. '' Jason returns his attention back to the TV.
''But seriously there is almost no room to fit people on the couch anymore.'' Artemis says as she drops the pillow she caught on the ground. ''Shouldn't you say something to Bizarro, little one?''
Another pillow flies towards her, this time it does hit her face.
''Stop calling me little I am tall!'' Jason grumbles. Artemis moves the pillow from her face while raising an eyebrow. '' I am taller than you.''
''Well should I call you tall one?''
''Would you prefer shorter one then?'' Artemis replies leaning with her chin on her head mimicking a thinking pose.
''That is not the point, I do not call you big one now do I?''
''Copying me would be very unoriginal, Jason. ''
Jason sighs. ''I do not call you by an annoying nickname, or should I?
Artemis raises her eyebrows challenging.
''Well in that case please be so kind to return that pillow to me, darling.'' Jason says as he points to the pillow he threw at her.
''Of course, little one.'' She throws it at him.
''Was that really necessary, sugar?'' He says with a blank stare and Artemis snorts at the nickname.
''Come babe, what's up with that expression?'' He says while moving closer to Artemis.
''What about...sweetie?'' Artemis raises her eyebrows questioning his sanity.
''Cherry..'' Now Artemis is outright laughing.
''Dove...''
''You are not even trying!''
''Well what about prin-'' Jason gets cut off by Artemis who pushes a pillow in his face.
''What was that? Can't hear you little one.''
''Hbpfff!'' Is Jason's respons as Artemis still holds the pillow in front of his face. After a few second she drops it.
''I said what about doll?'' Artemis narrows her eyes and takes a hold of his chin. ''I don't think so. '' She says threatening.
''You are no fun and unfair, Red.'' Jason says as he crosses his arms.
''Why don't you just keep calling me by that one? You have used it all this time.'' Artemis says as she leans towards Jason.
''But it is not annoying to you! And that is the point! And why red I mean shouldn't it be orange then?'' Jason says.
Something shines in Artemis's eyes, a glint. ''Why don't you keep calling me Red, little wing?''
*GASP* ''Who told you that?!'' Jason shouts shocked, mortified and angry. ''Was it Tim? O I bet it was him! That is it, replacement is going down.'' Artemis laughs at his reaction.
''Shouldn't you be happy I get along with him little wing?'' Jason's eyebrows furrow and he throws another pillow at Artemis. ''Not at the cost of me!''
Artemis takes a hold of the pillow on her face and eyes it. ''Seriously Jason why so many pillows?''
''Don't change the subject!'' He says as he throws another one. ''They are ammunition to throw at you!'' he huffs while Artemis keeps on laughing.
''You are cute like this, little one!'' She says as she kisses him on his nose. He moves his face away from her.
''Sometimes I am really asking myself why we are dating...'' Jason mumbles.
Author's note
As for the little wing part, I wanted it to be in another chapter but in that chapter Artemis doesn't really appear and since this chapter is about nicknames... I decided to put it in here. Why it is Tim that told Artemis and not dick? Because Tim is the one from the batfamily with who Jason gets the most along right now. So he ofcourse first introduced his new teammates to tim. As for why Jason throws pillows. My mother bought like the ugliest pillows and put them on the couch and now there is almost no room to sit and she gets mad everytime I throw the pillows on the ground. Sorry for the English mistakes, I do not have a beta reader. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter, it is longer than I planned. Next chapter you will see more of the batfamily.
