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Red Hood, Red Robin, Robin, Nightwing, Batgirl, Orphan, Signal and Spoiler are all spread out over rooftops looking at the same warehouse. They got Intel that a new druglord is trying to increase his territory and they plan to put a stop to it. Right now they are talking over their comms.
''Is this going to take long?'' Spoiler asks. ''I'm bored.''
''Stop complaining, we have to focus.'' Robin says.
'' Does anyone has something interesting to tell?'' Nightwing asks.
''…..''
''Well… since you asked…you guys know my new partners? Artemis and Bizarro?'' Red hood begins seeing this as a opportunity to tell his so called family. He takes a few Yesses and hums as conformation. ''Well….me and Artemis are dating.''
''Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat'' Nightwing exclaims. ''O my god I shipped you guys I am going to tell Donna this right now!''
''No!'' Red hood replies.
''Congratulations.'' Robin and Orphan say.
''I thought everyone already knew?'' Red Robin says confused.
''What?'' Red hood and nightwing say at the same time.
''I thought it was pretty obvious with how the two of you were acting around each other?'' Red Robin explains.
''What?'' Red hood repeats again. '' So all of you already knew?''
''Well Tim told me…'' Spoiler replies and orphan hums in agreement. ''I would have not figured it out by myself since I do not spend that much time with you but…''
''I mean c'mon guys you wouldn't have to be a great detective to figure it out.'' Signal buts in.
''So everyone knew except me?'' Nightwing gasps.
''That is not important! Tim, this is all your faul.t This is going to cost you points.'' Red Hoods screams and Spoiler covers her ears until she realises that won't help at all.
''Points?'' Batgirl asks.
''Codenames..'' Robin says annoyed.
''Don't ask.'' Red Robin shakes his head.
''Well congratulations'' Batgirl says.
''Thank you.'' Red hood mutters.
''I mean it, I'm happy for you Jason.''
''Codenames.'' Robin repeats while shaking his head.
''I'm am happy for you to little wing!'' Nightwing says cheerfully.
''Stop calling me that…now that you do….TIM…''
''Codenames!'' Robin finally snaps.
''What?'' Red robin replies in an innocently voice.
''You told Artemis about that nickname didn't you?'' Red Hood accuses.
''gh…..gx.. can't hear you line is going bad gkkkkk…''
''You know we are literally all on the same line right?'' Signal raises his eyebrows though no one can see.
Red robin shrugs. '' It was worth a try.'' ''Also you shouldn't be so surprised we all knew we were all trained by the bat after all.''
''!'' Nightwing reacts.
''Well it is not like you and Jason spend that much time which each other.''
''Ýeah when you met them we weren't dating yet. ''Red hood agrees.
''That still doesn't excuse Tim from not telling me!''
''Codenames! You imbeciles!''
''Do you think batman knows?'' Red hood asks.
''What do you think? They don't call him world's greatest detective for nothing.'' Spoiler snorts.
''TT of course father knows he is a detective!''
''I wish I had a boyfriend to…'' Spoiler complains. ''Do you guys do all those couple things in TV series like watching movies, feeding each other, rescuing each other from kidnappers, running away from evil lords.''
''Blondie I don't know what you watch but please don't project your fantasies on me.''
''You do know what I watch we went to that new superhero movie together!''
''If Bizarro and Artemis are in Gotham now where are you guys staying?'' Batgirl asks interrupting her purple friend.
''In one of my safehouses obviously.''
''You are already living together?'' Orphan asks.
''Yes..''
''But you haven't married yet!'' Robin responds.
What
''Damian people don't have to be married to life together. '' Nightwing explains.
''Yes they don't even have to get married to have sex.'' Spoiler says.
''What if he and Artemis get a child! Their union will threaten our family Gray-nightwing. '' Robin continues.
''You don't need to worry much about me robin, I am legally death. No kid of mine, and for the record I have none, will be a threat to your fortune. If there is anyone you should be worried about it should be about Bruce and Dick, hell even Tim might have a few children walking around.''
''Hey!''
''All right maybe not Tim.''
''I mean how many girlfriends did Dick didn't have, not talking about the many time he-''
''Stop!'' Nightwing screams.
''My ears...'' Signal mutters.
''He is the oldest so you should worry more about him.'' Red robin says.
''Indeed I am sure there are at least three little Richards walking this earth.'' Red hood replies.
''You are right..gray-nightwing tomorrow we will have a talk about your….other night activities.'' Robin nods.
''That sounds like a great plan.'' Red hood responds.
''Guys don't encourage him!''Nightwing says in vain.
''I don't get it, won't Bruce and Selina be a bigger threat if they have another child?'' Signal says while thinking.
''Duke!''
''Just saying.''
''You are right b is a playboy so the chance for him to have more children is possible. And if he and Selina get a child when they are married…'' Spoiler laughs.
''Lets finish this mission as soon as possible I need to have a talk with father and Kyle.'' Robin commands. ''And gray-nightwing.''
''Ooh this is going to be good, Tim I'm staying over tonight!'' Red Hood grins.
''I will get the popcorn!'' Spoiler yells.
''I hate you guys .'' Nightwing responds.
''We love you too big bird.'' Spoiler laughs.
''You 100% sure you don't have a child walking around?'' Batgirl asks him.
''Not you too!''
In the batcave batman is staring and the screen as he listens to the audio of the comms from the mission from tonight. Alfred brings him some tea.
''Aah master Jason finally decided to tell them.''
(...) ''You knew?''
''Ofcourse I knew Master Bruce I gave him advice. Don't tell me the world greatest detective didn't know?'' Alfred responds.
(...)
''That's why you should spend more time with your kids Master Bruce. Why don't you invite all your kids with their dates for a lunch?''
''Hm...''
Author's note
It is finally here! The chapter with the batfamily. Sorry for the wait…I have been writing this one for months now and never had time to finish it until today. This chapter has only dialogue but they are on their comms talking so they can't really see each other… I tried my best at humour but don't know if I have succeeded. This is right now is the only chapter that doesn't include a kiss I could just not see a moment where to put it in since Artemis wasn't there. I didn't know If I should call them by their normal names or superhero names. At one moment I used both but that seemed confusing so I ended up doing it like this. The characters might seem ooc but I based this on things I read in other fanfis so...
About this fanfic's future. I have Four more chapters planned and then this fanfic is completed. Ofcourse if you have Ideas/suggestions please tell them. I hope you liked this chapter, please review.
