Kiss

I do not own Red hood and the outlaws

Movie night


''It doesn't follow the book'' Jason exclaims while gesturing to the TV.

''The fighting in this movie sucks.'' Artemis notes.

It was at this point that Roy knew he fucked up. He should have found different people to watch this movie with. Not with Jason and Artemis.

It was a Saturday night. Roy helped Jason and Artemis with a mission now that they were one man short since Bizarro had to help superman out. After they finished the mission Roy decided to crash at their place for the night and since they were not ready to sleep yet they decided to watch a movie on Netflix. It was a adventure/fantasy movie which was based on a book Jason had read. Roy should have thought about it more but he hadn't. At first it was all fine. They were all sitting on the couch in front of the TV and eating popcorn but as the movie went on things changed. For once Artemis criticized all the fighting that went down in the movie. It wasn't realistic or it wasn't good or how could they have ever thought that was a good move to do in that situation? Jason's reaction to the movie was even worse. Because the movie, as the plot moved on, didn't follow the book.

''It doesn't follow the book.''

''In the books it is different.''

All those senesces Roy has heard a hundredth times in the first half hour.

And is goes on and on and on.

''That line wasn't in the book.''

And Jason isn't the only one.

''He should hold his sword differently.''

''That character had brown hair and wasn't that handsome in the book.''

''Gravity doesn't work that way.''

''Every moment one of the most important characters will show up.''

''This movie doesn't make any sense.''

''Every moment now...''

''How can he split a rock in two but not get out of those chains?''

''They didn't put the character in!''

''I mean he should be able to break out of those chains right?''

''They missed a lot of scenes! Those were important for character development!''

''Why are all the women in this movie so useless?''

''The book was so much better.''

''Can't we just enjoy this movie?'' Roy sighs, totally done with all the complaining and not even trying to answer or comment to anything the couple said.

Artemis and Jason stare at him. ''No.''

''Where did that guy suddenly come from?'' Artemis says as a guy that the main group met in the beginning of the movie suddenly appears at the end again to save the day.

''Well..'' Jason begins. '' In the books there is a very good explanation for it, it spends four chapters on his side storyline but sadly here they just didn't put it in. In the books (rambling of Jason for 10 minutes long summarising the sidestoryline.)''

''I see that makes much more sense.'' Artemis nods.

Roy just groans.

Then when the bad guys are defeated and the main character is standing on a rock watching the sun go down. The female lead who actually doesn't really lead but just screams the main character's name and prays the whole movie walks to him and they kiss.

''No!'' Jason groans annoyed.

''What?'' Roy sighs.

''Those two weren't supposed to end together they changed it.''

''Probably for the romance so that people would like it more.'' Roy says.

''Why would romance make a movie better?'' Artemis asks.

''How could they change it so much?'' Jason continues. ''This is treason to the writer, to the fans!''

''Ugh!'' Roy puts his head in his hands. ''I am never going to watch a movie with you guys again. I couldn't even hear half of it with all your complaining.''


Author's note

Hi, I hope you like this chapter, the idea just hit me. More ideas actually so I know I said that there were only two more chapters to come but I'm going to change it. I am going to write more so I hope you're not bored yet of this fanfic. I am also planning on writing that batfamily dinner chapter so I hope you look forward to that to! By the way what do you guys think about this chapter and this fanficserie in general...


Extra

''I am telling you Dick, those two were complaining the whole time!'' Roy says into his cell phone.

''Well what did you expect?'' Richards Grayson 's voice can be heard from the other side of the line.

''Jason is very fanatic when it is about one of the books he likes and Artemis is...Artemis you should have thought better about which movie you watch with them.''

Roy sighs.

''And you didn't have it that bad I once watched a detective/mystery movie with Bruce, Tim, Jason and Damian. That was hell. Bruce and Tim deduced the whole time what was going on and Jason read the book so he already knew and spoiled it and Damian...I can't even explain it.''

''All right that does sound worse.'' Roy says.