Hi, everyone! I'm back with another chapter of DC Superhero Girls and Aura Guardian! In this chapter, we will see magical bunnies, a very irresponsible Kara, baby bunnies and a giant bunny monster. And now, on with the story!
*I DON'T OWN POKÉMON OR DC SUPERHERO GIRLS*
It's been 3 months since our heroes' victory against Lena Luthor and Team Rocket. Right now, Ash has just finished breakfast and is helping Giovanni with the dishes.
Giovanni: Thank you kindly again for help with the dishes young Ash.
Ash: [smiles] No problem, Giovanni! During my journey in Alola and my stay at Professor Kukui's house, I usually help out with the dishes after breakfast or dinner.
Giovanni: I see! You're mother must have raised you to be a respectable house guest.
Ash: Yep! Sure did!
But then, he sadly smiles.
Giovanni: Is something wrong, my boy?
Ash: [shakes his head] I'm alright. It's just that I never really knew my father.
Giovanni: Well, why don't I be your father figure. Besides, I already see you as part of the family.
Ash: Huh? Really?
Giovanni: Of course! You are my daughter's boyfriend.
Ash: Thanks so much, Giovanni!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!
Giovanni: You're welcome, son! Now, I'll handle the rest from here. You go and be your future wife.
Ash just blushes madly from that.
Ash: Future wife?
Pikachu: [snickers] PIKA PIKA!
Ash thought about what Giovanni had said as he went to go see Zee.
Ash: Zee? You in here?
Zee: [sneaking up behind Ash and covering his eyes] Guess who?
Ash: [smiles] Is it my beautiful magician?
Zee: You guessed right!
Ash: Am I getting a surprise?
Zee: No! I just wanted to play with you because that's what boyfriend and girlfriend do.
Ash: [laughs] Well I like it!
As Ash turned around, he was stunned to see what Zee was wearing. She appeared to be wearing her magician outfit, including the gloves and top hat.
Ash: Wow, Zee! You look amazing!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKA PIKA!
Zee: Thank you, darling! It's my magician's outfit! [flirtatious a bit] You like what you see?
Ash: [blushes] Yeah!
Zee: I'm glad!
Ash: So, how come you're in your magician's outfit? Not that I'm complaining of course! You look so gorgeous in it!
Zee: Well, I got my first paid performance as a solo magician!
Ash: [happy] [hugs Zee] Zee, that's so awesome!
Pikachu: [joining in] PIKACHU!
Zee: [hugs Ash back] Thank you, dearie!
Ash: So, where's it gonna be held at?
Zee: It's at a children's birthday party.
Ash: That's so cool! Hey, why don't I come to support you?
Zee: That would be kind of you, honey. But, I'll need someone to look after my two magical bunnies. They might be a handful at a children's birthday party.
Ash: Huh? Magical bunnies?
Zee then shows Ash two bunny rabbits.
Ash: Aww! They're so cute!
Zee: Yes! This is Blackberry Hazel von Hausle III, and this is Dandelion Pipkin de Heisenplay.
Ash: Whoa! Fancy names!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!
Zee: Indeed! Though, they might be 'a bit' much for a children's birthday party.
Ash: Really? Well, magical or not, I can handle it!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!
Zee: Glad to hear that, my dear! But you won't be doing this alone.
Ash: I won't?
Zee: Correct! Kara has also agreed to help watch them, since the others were busy.
Ash: Kara?
Zee: Yeah! Kara seems like a trusting person to look after them. Not that I don't mind you doing it too, sweetie.
Ash: [happy] Anything to make my magician happy!
Pikachu: PIKA!
Zee: Oh! You're really sweet, Ash!
Saying so while kissing him on the cheek.
Ash: Aww! Zee!
Zee just giggles at this. Ash kneels down to see the bunnies.
Ash: Hey there, little guys!
Pikachu: [greeting] PIKACHU!
The bunnies then started nuzzling up to Ash.
Ash: [giggles] Aww! That tickles!
Zee: Aww! They like you.
Ash: I like them too!
Zee: Now then, shall we get going?
Ash: [puts on backpack] [holds out his arm] We shall, milady!
Pikachu: [hops on Ash's shoulder] PIKA PIKA!
Zee: [takes Ash's arm][giggles]
Rowlet then flies into Ash's backpack.
Rowlet: [relaxed] RRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Zee: [giggles] I take it Rowlet likes to be in your backpack, doesn't it?
Ash: Yep! That's Rowlet for you!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKA PI!
So, Ash and Zee made their way over to Kara's place.
[knocking at door]
Kara: [groans] Stupid super-hearing.
Jeremiah Danvers: Kara, your friends are here.
Kara: What? Who's coming over here this early? [grunt]
Zee: Hello Kara dear: my pride and joy.
Kara: Pride and huh?
Ash: Hey, Kara!
Pikachu: [greeting] PIKACHU!
Rowlet: [sleeping] RRRRR...
Kara: Ah! Hey, Ashy Boy! Didn't know you were coming over too.
Ash: I came here to help you watch the bunnies!
Kara: Say what now?
Zee: This is Blackberry Hazel von Hausle III, and this is Dandelion Pipkin de Heisenplay.
Kara: M'kay. Why are they in my room?
Zee: Uh, hello. We had a whole text thing about it last night. [takes out phone, which has a text message that says "whatev"
Kara: Whatev.
She then looks at Ash's contact, and starts to snicker.
Kara: Wait, why is Ash's name "Hot Stuff" with a bunch of little heart emojis!? [laughs]
Zee: That's what I think of my sweet Ashy!
Ash just blushes deeply at that.
Ash: And I got no problem with that, Zee Zee!
Zee just giggles at this, while Kara just rolls her eyes.
Zee: Any who, please, Kara! You simply cannot flake on me now! This is my very first paid performance as a solo magician, and I need you and Ash to care for my two little lovelies while I'm away.
Kara: Can't you just take them with you? Aren't they, you know, part of your act or something? And what about Ash? He's seen your magic, wouldn't he wanna go with you?
Ash: Hey! I'm willing to help my girl with anything she needs. And she did say "solo magician." Besides, they'd be a bit too much for a children's birthday party. So, I'm willing to look after them.
Zee: Well said, my dear! [to Kara] These are magical rabbits, my dear. They might be a bit much for a children's birthday party. Now, where can I put them?
Kara: I don't know, put them over there.
When they looked down, they saw that the floor was a mess.
Zee: [gasp] On this floor?
Ash: Yeesh! And here I thought Trubbish and Garbodor were messy!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!
Kara: Who?
Ash: [pulling out his Rotom Phone] Have a look!
Ash's Rotom Phone: Trubbish, the Trash Bag Pokémon. A Poison type. Its favorite places are unsanitary ones. If you leave trash lying around, you could even find one of these Pokémon living in your room. [Changes to Garbodor] Garbodor, the Trash Heap Pokémon. A Poison type, and the evolved form of Trubbish. This Pokémon eats trash, which turns into poison inside its body. The main component of the poison depends on what sort of trash was eaten.
Zee: [disgusted] Ugh! They sound messy!
Ash: You don't know the half of it! One time, I had to get gunk out of Team Skull's Garbodor, and it sprayed a bunch of nasty poison on me! It was so gross!
Zee: Eww!
Ash: Tell me about it!
Kara: [laughing] Oh, man! That's hilarious!
Ash: [smirks] Let's not forget that Trubbish like to live in messy areas!
Zee: Wouldn't be surprised if it would be hiding in this mess.
Pikachu: [wearing bag over it] [muffled] PIKA!
Ash: [chuckles] Pikachu! What are you doing, buddy?
Pikachu: [appears from bag] PIKA PIKA!
Zee: [chuckles] I can't get enough of you, Pikachu sweetie!
Pikachu: [smiles] PIKA!
Zee: Hey, do you think I can borrow Pikachu for my performance, honey?
Ash: Whoa! You wanna put Pikachu in your performance?!
Pikachu: [surprised] PIKA?!
Rowlet: [wakes up] ROW? [falls back asleep] RRRRR...
Zee: Yeah! Some of the kids would want something to be pulled out a hat. So, I figured Pikachu could help.
Pikachu: [happy] PIKACHU!
Ash: If Pikachu wants to do it, I won't say no!
Pikachu: [happy] PIKACHU! [climbs on to Zee's shoulder] PIKA PI!
Zee: Wonderful
Zee: [hands Kara cages] Hold these. Now, there are only a few simple rules to bear in mind. First, they must be given only organic vegetables, cut into segments of no larger than an inch cubed. And I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to limit the cruciferous vegetables, as little Blackberry Hazel von Hausle III has had some issues with stomach discomfort recently. Then of course, they'll need access to fresh water at all times, no cooler than 57 degrees Fahrenheit, that's around 13.5 degrees Celsius. Ooh, and very important, when it's time for their brushing—
Kara: [stammering] How long are you gonna be gone?
Zee: Eh, no more than an hour.
She then uses her magic to change a rock poster to a poster of her.
Pikachu: [amazed] PIKA...
Ash: At least I won't miss you if I'll be looking at a poster of you.
Zee: Oh, darling.
Though Kara didn't like that Zee changed the poster.
Zee then kissed Ash on the lips for a moment, then hugged him.
Zee: I'll see you when I get back, honey! [flirtatious] And I'll bring you some cake and ice cream and maybe I'll feed it to you.
Ash: [smiles] That would be awesome, milady!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!
Kara: [groans] Get a room you two!
Zee: Now, as to the brushings. Three strokes gently to the left, then five strokes gently to the right.
Ash: Don't worry, Zee! I'm always gentle!
Zee: I know! You're always gentle with me when we sleep together.
Kara: Yeah, yeah, I got it.
Zee: Oh, okay. Oh, well, there is one more rule.
Kara: Dude!
Ash: What's the last rule?
Zee: Th-th-th-this is the most important rule of all. You're not, under any circumstances, to put these two together. Do you understand?
Ash: [smiles] [walks up to Zee] Zee, I have no idea why you would want me to keep them apart, but if it's that important to you, I'll do it!
Zee: Oh! Thank you, sweetie! [hugs Ash] I love you so much!
Ash: I love you too, Zee!
Kara: Whatev.
Zee: [squeals] Thank you, Kara and Ash! [coos at the bunnies in a baby voice] Mummy's gonna miss you lovelies. [places her gloved hands on Ash's shoulders] [kisses both of his cheeks, leaving lipstick marks] Mwah! Mwah! I'll see you in an hour, my sweet and handsome man!
Ash: [blushes] [smiles] Later, my beautiful magician!
Zee: See you soon! Bye-ee!
After Zee and Pikachu left, Kara looked at both bunnies for a moment, then set them on the floor and then started cooing at them.
Kara: [cooing] Who's the cutest little bunny-wunnies of all bunny-wunnies? It's you, isn't it? Yes, yes. Oh, are you the sweetest little magical bunnies? Are you? Are you the sweetest and magicaliest? I think so. Yes, I do.
[squeaking]
Ash: Whoa! Kara!
Kara: What? Haven't you seen a tough person have a soft spot for cute animals?
Ash: Of course I have! I remember when I first met Oshawott!
Kara: What happened then?
Ash: I thought it was really cute!
Kara: Ah! Seems we've got something in common!
Ash: Yep!
Kara: [teasing] Maybe I should steal you away from Zee and have you all to me!
Ash: Huh?!
Kara: [laughing] I'm only pulling your leg! Man, you're so gullible.
Ash: [pouts] I am not gullible!
Kara: Hey! No need to pout! It's just a joke! [to the bunnies] What were your stupid names again?
Ash: There names are-
Kara: Ah, who cares! [points to Blackberry] You look like a Merlin, [points to Dandelion] and you look like a Harry Houdini! Do you like those names? Yes, yes. Ah, you're so cute! [unlocks cage and picks up bunny] Come here, Merlin. Oh, Merlin's a squishy little wuv-bunny. Yes, he is! Yes, he is! [unlocks cage and picks up bunny] Now you, Harry Houdini. [chuckle] I'm drowning in cuteness! Now for a selfie for only us to see. [takes pictures with them] [to Ash] Come on, Ash! You get in on this!
Ash: Zee said we shouldn't put them two together Kara.
Kara: Not like that! You take one, I'll take the other!
Ash: Oh! Okay!
Ash unlocked the other cage and held Blackberry/Merlin.
Ash: Hey there, little guy!
Blackberry/Merlin then nuzzled up against Ash!
Ash: [laughs] That tickles, stop!
Kara: Alright! Say cheese!
After taking a few selfies, they calmed themselves down.
Kara: Okay, back in your cages.
However, they started to whine sadly.
Kara: Huh? Aw! Zee said I should keep you two apart...
[both whining]
Kara: I bet she gives you lots of dumb little rules to follow. She gives me dumb little rules, too.
As she was about to open the cages, Ash stopped her.
Ash: Hold on, Kara!
Kara: Huh?
Ash: Those rules might keep us from creating disaster and chaos.
Kara just scoffed at this.
Kara: Please! What could possibly go wrong?
Ash: Hmm... You do have a point, but Zee seemed pretty serious on that last rule.
Kara: I have an idea! Why don't you get them some fresh water?
Ash: Alright! But don't you let them rabbits out of the cages.
As Ash went into the hall, he sent out Lycanroc!
Lycanroc: [appearing] ROC!
Ash: Lycanroc, keep an eye on Kara from the door and make sure she doesn't let the bunnies out of their cages.
Lycanroc: [complying] ROC!
Kara thought for a moment on how to get the bunnies out of their cages without Lycanroc noticing, then thought of an idea.
Kara: Hey, Lycanroc! [points out window] Squirrel!
Lycanroc: [in his mind] Ha! Does she really think she can trick me with the canine's oldest trick in the book? I'm not falling for it!
Kara: That punk outside called you a dirty mutt!
Lycanroc: [in his mind] Not falling for that one either!
Kara: Whoa! Look at that gorgeous Retriever!
Lycanroc: [in his mind] She might as well give up! I'm not budging!
Kara: Oh no, that woman's having a baby!
Lycanroc: [in his mind] She should quit while she's ahead. None of her tricks are gonna work.
Kara: [gasps] No way! Another Lycanroc!
[This one will work]
Lycanroc: [happy] ROC?!
Lycanroc frantically searched out the window, looking for "the other Lycanroc".
Lycanroc: [searching] ROC? ROC?
Kara: [opens cages] Now where were we? We don't need those rules, do we? 'cause we're the cutest little magical bunnies ever. Rules are for suckers, aren't they? [bunnies crawl around her] Yes, they are! Yes, they are. [gasp] You know what would make this even better? Let's have a carrot party!
However, they gave each other mischievous looks.
Kara: And don't do anything too cute while I'm gone, all right?
But then there was trouble! As soon as she left, both bunnies hugged each other and they multiplied little baby ones!
Lycanroc: [in his mind] Wait! There's no other Lycanroc in this world! I've been tricked! Ooh! I'm gonna bite Kara leg off for this!
As soon as Lycanroc turned around to face Kara, he was shocked to see the baby bunnies.
Lycanroc: [shocked] ROC?!
Kara: We got lucky, boys. Last one. [gasp] Harry Houdini! [gasp] You're a mom! You are so cute! I can't take it! Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. I never knew I needed this in my life.
Lycanroc: ROC!
Ash: Here's the fresh water, Kara! Just like you... [sees the baby bunnies] You have got to be kidding me?
Kara: Oh hey, Ash. Sup?
Ash: [angry] Kara! What did you do?!
Kara: Relax! All they're doing is hugging each other!
Ash: And they multiplied! [to Lycanroc] Lycanroc, I thought you were watching her?
Kara: I kinda tricked him by telling him there was another Lycanroc outside.
Ash: [angry] What?!
Kara: What?
Ash: You've broken the rule and now who knows what'll happen if they keep multiplying! We'll be swimming in a sea of bunnies! And it's your fault!
Kara: Pfft! Like that'll happen! [takes out phone] [to bunnies] Say "carrots!"
After she took the picture, they multiplied again.
Kara: Huh?
Ash: I warned you!
Jeremiah: [knocks door] Hey, Kara, Ash. I'm headed to the farmer's market. Need anything?
Kara and Ash: Carrots?
Jeremiah: You got it.
Kara: Okay, okay. Think, Kara.
Ash: Kara, think of something!
Kara: Hold on, I'm thinking! Okay, okay. Think, Kara.
However, the bunnies continued to multiply.
Ash: Maybe think faster?!
Kara: [puts baby bunnies in cage] There.
But they multiplied once again.
Kara: [gasps] [picks up baby bunnies] [puts them in other cage] How did I miss these?
However, they were still multiplying at a fast rate.
Ash: They're still multiplying!
Kara: Ya think?! [looks over to see more baby bunnie] Gah! What is going on?
She started scooping more of the bunnies into a laundry bin with her guitar.
Kara: Phew. [looks to see a tower of them] Eek!
She then wraps the bunny tower in a blanket, but they were multiplying inside, and were beginning to burst. Soon, the bunnies flooded the entire room.
Rowlet: [yawns] [wakes up] ROW? [shocked] RRRRRR!?
Ash: Whoa! Quick, Rowlet, return!
But it was too late, for Rowlet had flown out the window into the city.
Ash: Aw, Muk!
Meanwhile, in the park, Zee was performing at her job.
Zee: And now, as I tap my wand onto my hat, something will appear!
Kids: Ooh!
Zee tapped on her hat and then out came a certain Electric Mouse.
Pikachu: PIKA PI!
Zee: Ta-dah!
Boy: Wow! A yellow mouse!
Girl: It's so cute!
Boy #2: Can we pet him?
Zee: Of course you can, but not all at once.
Each kid took a turn, petting Pikachu, much to its enjoyment.
Pikachu: [coos] CHA!
Zee: Now, everyone back to your seats and let the show continue!
Rowlet then came flying over to Zee.
Rowlet: ROW!
Zee: Rowlet?
Rowlet: ROW! ROW!
Zee: Um? [to the children] There will be a brief intermission, kids. So until then, why don't you go have some fun and the Amazing Zee will return soon.
Kids: Ok!
Zee then talks to Rowlet.
Zee: What's wrong, Rowlet?
Rowlet: [about to explain] ROW! ROW! [falls back asleep] RRRRRRR...
Zee: [giggles] I still think that's adorable!
Zee just nuzzles Rowlet while its sleeping, and puts it on a table.
Zee: Rowlet! Wakey wakey!
Rowlet: [wakes up] [about to explain] ROW! ROW... [falls back asleep] RRRRR...
Zee: Rowlet! If you stay awake and tell me what's wrong, I'll give you some birthday cake.
[This'll keep Rowlet awake so it can tell her what's wrong. It can't resist sweet things.]
Rowlet: [wakes up] ROW!
Zee: Now, tell me what's wrong.
Meanwhile, the bunnies were flooding all over town, and Ash and Kara had to Hero up.
Supergirl: Halt!
Unfortunately, they passed her.
Aura Guardian: [takes out Poké Ball] Lucario, use Force Palm!
Lucario: [appearing][Force Palm move] MRAH! MRRRRAAAAHHHHH!
Lucario started forcefully pushing the bunny flood, but unfortunately, it overpowered him.
Lucario: [shocked] MRAAHHH!
Aura Guardian: It's no use! Lucario's Force Palm hardly did a thing!
Supergirl: Well, we've gotta do something!
Supergirl: [looks at bunnies] [gasps] They're headed for midtown. They'll overrun the whole city!
She then flies to the bridge and pulls one of the beams off, creating a blockade.
Supergirl: Sorry, rabbits. This road's closed.
However, they were going in a whole new direction.
Supergirl: Whoa-a. Ah, seriously, guys? [grunt] Whoa-a-aa!
Aura Guardian: Oh great!
Lucario: MRAH!
["Who's That Pokémon?" time]
[shows a silhouette of a rabbit Pokémon]
Ash, Zee and Kara: Who's that Pokémon?
Ash and Kara: It's Buneary!
[silhouette reveals Buneary]
Buneary: BUNEARY!
[end]
Meanwhile, up on the rooftops, Team Rocket saw all those little baby bunnies.
Jessie: Aww! Look at all those cute little bunnies!
James: I know! They all look so adorable!
Meowth: That gives me an idea!
James: And what would that be, old chum?
Meowth: We'll snag all of these bunnies and sell them for $30 per bunny and we'll soon be swimming in dough!
Jessie: Brilliant idea! Better yet, we could give those two lovebird bunnies to the boss!
Meowth: [unsure] Yeah! But what if they get all lovey dovey and multiply in the boss's quarters. [imagines] If we do that, then he'll be swimming in a sea of bunnies. And do you know what he'll say? [imitating the boss] Unacceptable! Those two rabbits are the worst presents ever! And it's all because of Meowth and his lousy friends!
Jessie: Good point!
James: Poppycock! We'll just put them in separate cages!
Meowth: [unsure] But what if he decides to take them outta their cages? What then?
James: We'll figure that out later! In the meantime, let's keep a low profile!
Jessie and Meowth: Right!
Wobbuffet: WOBBUFFET!
Team Rocket: Shhhhhhh!
Back with Zee:
Zee: Now, tell me what's wrong.
Boy: Excuse Miss Zee! Can we see some more magic?
Zee: Coming children! [to boy] Now, Tommy, let's see what's behind... your ear! [pulls out bunny] Uh... Huh?
Tommy: That's not my quarter. That's a—
Girl: Bunnies!
Then, the bunnies flooded the entire park. Soon, Aura Guardian, Supergirl, and Zee pop their heads out of the flood, while Zee is glaring at Supergirl.
Aura Guardian: [sighs] Hi, Zee.
Supergirl: So... how's it goin'?
Zee: I told you to keep them apart!
Supergirl: I did. I totally did, for, like, at least ten minutes... Five... Three minutes, I... One minute.
Zee: Gah!
Aura Guardian: [whines] I'm sorry, Zee! I tried to stop her!
Zee: I don't blame you for what happened, Ashy baby!
Rowlet: [pops out] ROW!
Ash: Rowlet! So this is where you were!
Rowlet: RRRR!
Supergirl: You, dodo bird! Why didn't you warn Zee?!
Zee: He tried to, but it kept falling asleep on me.
Rowlet: [sleeping] RRRR...
Supergirl: Lousy bird!
Zee: Oh no no no no no no! Don't you blame Rowlet for this! You're the one to blame!
Supergirl: What was I supposed to do? They love each other.
Zee: Exactly! That's the problem.
Aura Guardian: Clearly!
Timmy: Oh, wow! What a great Superman costume!
Girl: Wow! A red cowboy!
Supergirl: This is not a Superman costume.
Aura Guardian: I'm not a cowboy!
Zee: Uh, yes, children. These are my lovely assistants, Supergirl and Aura Guardian! They're here to help with the next trick, which is to make all these rabbits disappear!
Supergirl: Say what now?
Aura Guardian: You heard, the great Zatanna!
Zee then tossed a bunny into her hat, making it disappear.
Zee: See, all gone!
Aura Guardian: She's amazing, kids!
Pikachu: [hops on his shoulder] [agrees] PIKACHU!
Kids: Ooh!
Aura Guardian: Shall we, milady?
Zee: We shall! Come on, lovely assistants. Let's make the rest of these rabbits vanish.
Children: Yeah!
Supergirl started tossing the bunnies into Zee's hat, while also using the park's slide to scoop them up while Zee floated along, holding out her hat. Aura Guardian used his Aura to blast them off the ground and into the hat, making bot Zee and Supergirl impressed, while Zee blew a kiss to him. Pikachu helped by using Electroweb to trap the bunnies and have Zee capture them with her hat, while Lucario rapidly pushed more while using Force Palm. Finally, Supergirl flew around the bunnies, creating a tornado, while Zee threw her hat to the ground as it expanded, as the bunny tornado entered her hat.
Zee: Ta-da!
Children: Hurray!
Aura Guardian: [to Zee] You never cease to amaze me, milady!
Zee: [blushes][giggles]
Teddy: Superman's sister and red cowboy are the best!
Supergirl: Listen, kid, I—
Aura Guardian: [steps in front of her] Don't even think about it, Supergirl!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!
Suddenly, they heard a huge rumble!
Supergirl: Maybe it's just the rest of the city applauding?
Aura Guardian: I don't think so!
A whole new wave of bunny clones came crashing in, with Blackberry and Dandelion on top, hugging each other.
Zee: Oh, no! They're still together!
Supergirl: And they still love each other.
Then, the bunny wave came crashing down.
Zee: [hugs Aura Guardian] Hold me!
[all screaming]
Soon, the streets were once again filled with bunnies.
Aura Guardian: [pops out][gasps for air][holding Zee bridal style] Zee! Are you ok?
Zee: Thanks to you, I am!
Saying so while snuggling into his chest.
Zee: [flirtatious] First time you ever held me like this, Ashy baby!
Aura Guardian just blushed at this.
Supergirl: [pops out] Ah! Drowning in cuteness!
Zee: I gave you one rule!
Supergirl: No. No, you didn't. You gave me, like, 500 rules.
Aura Guardian: That doesn't matter, Kara! You broke the most important rule!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!
Lucario: [struggling in bunnies] MRAH!
Rowlet: [flying] RRRRR!
Aura Guardian: I told you not to let them out of their cages. But did you listen? No!
Supergirl: You stay out of this, Aura Guardian!
Aura Guardian: No! I won't! May I remind you that this was all your fault in the first place.
Zee: He's right! You broke the only one that mattered!
Supergirl: How was I supposed to know Harry Houdini was a girl?
Teddy: Whee!
Zee: Harry what? How dare you! Those rabbits are purebred magical creatures with carefully selected names. They are not to be mentioned in the same breath as Merlin and Harry Houdini!
Aura Guardian: For the record, I stated them by their actual names!
Zee: Oh! Ashy!
Zee then kissed Aura Guardian on the cheek.
Aura Guardian's face lit up like a Christmas tree.
Zee: [flirtatious][nuzzling Ash] You're just the best boyfriend ever
Aura Guardian: T-thank you, Zee!
Supergirl: My names are way better than yours!
Zee: Never mind! The only way to stop magical rabbits... [gasp] [changes into her hero outfit] is with magic itself. Since the cause of all this is the love between Blackberry Hazel von Hausle III and Dandelion Pipkin de Heisenplay—
Supergirl: Merlin and Harry Houdini.
Aura Guardian: Supergirl!
Zee: —then I will simply have to cast a hate spell to drive them apart. leef ton stibbar evol kaeps I ["feel not rabbits love, speak I" with each word in reverse]
Suddenly, the flood of bunnies started to vanish. However, they were starting to regroup.
Supergirl: Uh, what's going on?
Aura Guardian: Zatanna, what spell did you use?
[low growl]
All the small bunnies had formed into a huge rabbit monster!
Giant rabbit monster: [roar]
Zee: I may have worded that spell wrong.
Supergirl: I couldn't handle them when they were a million tiny bunnies, but one giant monster? No problem. [flies into monster] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, come on! Let me punch you! [grunt] [gets grabbed] Hey!
Zatanna: Supergirl!
Aura Guardian: No!
The bunny monster then swallows her!
Supergirl: I'm sorry I broke your stupid rule.
Giant rabbit monster: [growl] [roars]
Aura Guardian: [angry] NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Then, Aura Guardian flared aura into his fists and with great speed, he started punching the rabbit monster rapidly.
However, the bunny monster grabbed him too and was about to devour him!
Aura Guardian: Aw, nuts!
Pikachu: [horrified] PIKA!
Zee: Oh no, you're not gonna swallow my boyfriend too! [to kids] Run, children! Run!
[children screaming]
Zee: [blasts magic at monster] This is not how I raised you!
Giant rabbit monster: [grunt] [roar]
Suddenly, a miracle happened! Supergirl flew out of the monsters chest and was carrying Blackberry and Dandelion in the shape of a heart.
Aura Guardian: [blasts monster's hand with Aura] Supergirl!
Zatanna: Supergirl! You're alive! [gasp] Hurry! You've got to separate them!
Supergirl: But... But they love each other.
Aura Guardian and Zatanna: Seriously?!
Supergirl did what had to be done and separated the bunnies, destroying the monster.
Zatanna: [hugs Aura Guardian and Supergirl] Uh... Ta-da!
Crowd: [cheers]
Suddenly, two robotic hands came in and grabbed the bunnies!
Supergirl: What the...?! Hey!
Zatanna: My babies!
Aura Guardian: What's going on?!
Team Rocket: [evil laughter]
[Cue Sinnoh motto]
Jessie: Listen, is that a voice I hear?
James: It's speaking to me loud and clear.
Jessie: On the wind!
James: Past the stars!
Meowth: In your ear!
Jessie: Bringing chaos at a breakneck pace.
James: Dashing hope, putting fear in its place.
Jessie: A rose by any other name is just as sweet.
James: When everything's worse, our work is complete.
Jessie: Jessie!
James: And it's James!
Meowth: And Meowth, now that's a name!
Jessie: Putting the do-gooders in their place...
James: ...we're Team Rocket...
All: ...in your face!
Wobbuffet: Wobbuffet!
Mime Jr.: MIME MIME MIME!
[end of motto]
Aura Guardian: [growls] Team Rocket!
Supergirl: [laughs] That's even stupider than before!
Jessie: [angry] How many times do we have to tell you?! It's suppose to make us look intimidating!
Zatanna: You put down my babies!
James: Sorry, twerps! But these rabbits are coming with us!
Meowth: And they'll be our one way ticket to Cash City!
Bunnies: [whimper]
Zatanna: Over my dead body!
Aura Guardian: Nobody steals my girlfriend's, bunnies! Pikachu! Lucario! Rowlet!
Pikachu: [determined] PIKA!
Lucario: [determined] MRAH!
Rowlet: [determined] ROW!
Jessie: [takes out Poké Ball] Mimikyu, let's go!
Mimikyu: [appearing] KIKIKYU!
As soon as Mimikyu appeared, it started to glow purple, knowing Pikachu is here.
Mimikyu: [attacking] KIKIKYU!
Pikachu: [dodges] PIKA!
Supergirl: Uh, why is it glowing?!
Ash: That's because Mimikyu hates Pikachu!
Zatanna: [angry][to Mimikyu] How can you hate Pikachu when you're dressed like one?
Mimikyu: [angry] KYU...
James: Mime Jr., use tickle on Lucario!
Mime Jr.: [complying] MIME MIME MIME! [tickling Lucario] MIME MIME MIME!
Lucario: [resisting] MRRRAAAAHHHHHH!
Aura Guardian: Whoa! Good job Lucario! Use Reversal!
Lucario: [Reversal move] MRRRRRRRRAAAAAHHHHH!
Mime Jr.: [hit by Reversal] MIME!
James: Mime Jr.!
Aura Guardian: Pikachu, use Iron Tail on Mimikyu!
Pikachu: [Iron Tail move] CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...PIKA!
Mimikyu: [hit by Iron Tail] KU!
Jessie: Mimikyu!
Zatanna: Maybe that'll teach it some manners in respecting, Pikachu!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!
Jessie: [angry] The nerve! Mimikyu, Shadow Ball!
Mimikyu: [Shadow Ball move] KIKIKIKIKIKIKIKYU!
Aura Guardian: Rowlet, Razor Leaf!
Rowlet: [Razor Leaf move] RRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW! ROW!
However, Mimikyu was able to dodge.
Aura Guardian: Pikachu, Thunderbolt!
Pikachu: [Thunderbolt move] PIKA...CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Jessie: Wobbuffet, Mirror Coat!
James: With zing!
Wobbuffet: [Mirror Coat move] WOBBU...FFET!
Aura Guardian: Dodge it!
Pikachu: [dodges] PIKA!
Pikachu, was able to dodge, but the Mirror Coat was heading straight for the bunnies!
Aura Guardian: Oh no! The bunnies!
Pikachu: [horrified] PIKA!
Zatanna and Supergirl: NO!
However, a certain evolution Pokémon came to the rescue!
Eevee: [hits Mirror Coat away with Iron Tail] EEVEE!
Supergirl: What was that?
Aura Guardian: It looked like an Iron Tail!
Zatanna: But from what?
They looked and saw...
Eevee: EEVEE!
Aura Guardian: An Eevee!
Supergirl: It's so cute!
Rotom Phone: Eevee, the Evolution Pokémon. A Normal type. Eevee is rarely seen, and can adapt to severe habitats by evolving, changing its capabilities and form.
James: Well whaddya know! Not only will we get the bunnies and Pikachu, but an Eevee as a bonus!
Aura Guardian: I don't think so, Team Rocket!
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA!
Eevee then goes over to Zatanna.
Eevee: [determined] EEVEE!
Zatanna: You wanna battle alongside me, Eevee?
Eevee: [saying yes] EEV!
Zatanna: Alright then, get'em!
Eevee: [Quick Attack move] EEEEEEEE...VEE!
Wobbuffet: [hit by Quick Attack] WOBBU!
Aura Guardian: That was Quick Attack!
Zatanna: Good work, Eevee!
Eevee: [happy] VEE!
Zatanna: Now use Iron Tail on Mimikyu!
Eevee: [complying][Iron Tail move] VEE! EEEEEEEEEE...VEE!
Mimikyu: [hit by Iron Tail] KYU!
Jessie: No, Mimikyu!
Meowth: Alright, time for Fury Swipes!
Zatanna: [Aura Guardian] Darling, what other moves does Eevee know?
Aura Guardian: [checks Rotom Phone] Last Resort and Baby Doll Eyes!
Zatanna: Eevee, use Last Resort on Meowth!
Eevee: [Last Resort move] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...VEE!
Soon, a huge star was launched at Meowth.
Meowth: [scared] Yipes!
Soon Meowth was hit by the giant star.
Meowth: [dazed] I'm seeing stars!
James: Meowth old chum!
Aura Guardian: Alright, time to finish this! [takes Zatanna's hand] [nuzzles cheeks with her] Ready, milady?
Zatanna: [nuzzles back] Always, my sweet!
Aura Guardian: Pikachu, Thunderbolt!
Zatanna: Eevee, Last Resort!
Pikachu: [Thunderbolt move] PIKA...CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Eevee: [Last Resort move] EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...VEE!
Soon, Thunderbolt and Last Resort were combined into an electric star and sent Team Rocket flying!
Jessie: It seemed to be going well for us this time!
James: Maybe we'll have better luck next time!
Meowth: Now we're blasting off again!
Wobbuffet: WOBBUFFET!
Mime Jr.: MIME MIME!
[star finish]
Zatanna: [goes over to bunnies] [hugs them] Oh, my babies! Thank goodness you're alright!
The bunnies nuzzled into Zatanna with affection.
Aura Guardian: Pikachu, Rowlet, Lucario, you did amazing out there!
Pikachu: [happy] PIKA!
Rowlet: [proud] ROW!
Lucario: [proud] MRAH!
Supergirl: Talk about awesome!
Eevee then came over to Zee and started nuzzling her.
Eevee: [affectionate] EEVEE!
Zatanna: Oh! [picks up Eevee] You were great too, Eevee!
Eevee: [licks Zee's cheek] EEVEE!
Zatanna: [cuddles Eevee] Aww, you're just the cutest!
Eevee: [coos] VEE!
Supergirl: [groans] I'm super jealous!
Aura Guardian: You know Zatanna, I'd say that Eevee wants to be yours!
Zatanna: Really?! [to Eevee] Is that true, Eevee?
Eevee: [agreeing] EEVEE!
Aura Guardian: Why don't'cha catch it, hun?
Zatanna: Catch it?
Aura Guardian: Yeah! That way Eevee will be all yours. [tosses her a Poké Ball] Here! Use one of these! It'll help you catch Eevee.
Zatanna: Thank you, dearie! [to Eevee] Eevee, how would you like to be my partner?
Eevee: [happy] EEVEE! EEVEE!
Then, Eevee tapped onto the PokéBall and it got sucked right in. And with a 'ping', it indicated a successful capture!
Zatanna: [overjoyed] Eeeee! Yay! I just caught myself an Eevee!
Pikachu: [happy] PI PIKACHU!
Aura Guardian: Awesome job, Zatanna! I'm so proud of you!
Zatanna: Well, you were the one that helped make it possible, sweetie! [kisses Ash on the cheek] Mwah!
Aura Guardian: Aw, shucks! Why don't you bring Eevee out?
Zatanna: Okay! [tosses the PokéBall] Come on out, Eevee!
Eevee: [appearing] EEVEE!
Zatanna: Eevee, you and I are going to be great friends!
Eevee: [jumps into her arms] [happy] EEVEE!
Zatanna: Oh! I love you too, Eevee!
Saying so while nuzzling against it.
The next day, Ash and Zee were once again at Kara's place, having her babysit the bunnies along with Ash again.
Zee: Now, if you'll just place Blackberry Hazel Von Hausle III in that cage, and Dandelion Pipkin De Heisenplay in the other, and never the Twain shall meet. Let's just go over the rules again. Cut into segments of no larger than an inch cubed. And I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to limit the cruciferous vegetables...
Kara: Don't worry, Harry Houdini. I'd never keep you from your wittle wove Merlin forever, would I? No I wouldn't. Rules can't stop true love!
Ash: [scolding] Kara!
Kara: [whistling]
Ash: [to Zee] We got this, milady!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!
Zee: Thank you, sweetie!
Eevee: [jumps into her arms] EEVEE!
Zee: Oh [giggles as she cuddles Eevee]!
Eevee: [happy] EEVEE!
After another successful show, Ash and Zee were now back at the penny house.
Ash: You were amazing today, hun!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!
Eevee: [agreeing] EEVEE!
Zee: Aww, thank you, sweetie! You were amazing today too!
Ash: Aw, shucks!
Suddenly, Zee used her magic to change into her magician's outfit.
Zee: Hey, Ash! I have one more magic trick and it's just for you!
Ash: Huh? What would that be?
Zee: [tackles Ash into the bed] This of course [kisses Ash all over the face]
Eventually, Ash's was covered in lipstick.
Zee: Ta da!
Ash: Oh, Zee! Oh! That reminds me! Since Kara already met Eevee, we should show the other girls too. That is, if it's alright with you and Eevee?
Zee: Of course dear!
Ash: Alright then!
Zee: [snuggling into Ash] I'm keeping the outfit on, okay dear?
Ash: Fine by me! It looks amazing on you, my beautiful magician!
Zee: Oh, Ash! You say the sweetest things!
Ash: I'm just telling ya the truth!
Zee: And that's what makes me love you even more. C'mere, handsome [kisses Ash on the lips and makes out with him]!
Their tongues did a tango in their mouths as the made out with a bit of french-kissing to boot.
[Recap Time]
Babs: It's recap time!
Ash: Hey, girls! Tell everyone which Pokémon you met today!
[as Pokémon cards were placed in a binder]
Kara: Eevee and Mimikyu!
[as the screen shows Eevee]
Ash: Eevee's a rare Pokémon that can adapt to almost anything.
Zee: And it's really cute!
Kara: I'm still jealous!
[End]
That's the end of chapter 5 I hope you all enjoyed it! And there's more to come. So until then, see you all next time!
