Kiss 14

Bizarro's date

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''You know that you can always call us right?'' Jason asks as he follows Bizarro who is walking towards the front door.

''Me knows.'' Bizarro nods.

''Be nice, compliment her.'' Jason continues.

''Me will.''

''Do you have everything? Money, ID, the food?'' Jason says as he moves his hand to expect Bizarro's bag but before he can Artemis shoves him away.

''Stop that.'' She says as she puts her hands on her hips. ''You have checked that bag hundred times. You even had me check it. He has everything stop worrying. ''

''How could I stop worrying?'' Jason says.'' This is Bizarro's first date with Angelique.'' Jason continues as he fixes Bizarro's clothes. Artemis sighs and grabs Jason by his hips and pulls him toward her. She then traps him with his back against her chest.

''I will hold him back Bizarro you can leave now, have fun.'' She waves.

''Me will.'' Bizarro waves back. ''See you later Red Him, Red Her.''

''Don't be out to late and don't do anything you are not comfortable with!'' Jason exclaims as Bizarro walks out of the apartment and Artemis closes the door.

''And give her our regards!''

Artemis gives another sigh. ''Are you done now?'' She raises an eyebrow at him.

''No but since you stopped me-''

''For goodnesssake Jason, he has superpowers he will be okay.'' She says as she lets him go. ''If you are so worried why did you help him call that girl he met at the circus anyway.''

''Because he wanted to and deserves happiness.''

''Then why act like this?''

Jason pouts. ''Ar, he is our only child. We have to defend him in this cruel world.'' Artemis rolls her eyes at him.

''What if she hurts his feelings?''

''Than we will hurt her face.'' Artemis responds and Jason laughs at that.

''That is so like you, Ar.''

'''Not Red this time?'' She smiles.

''Nope it is a new nickname.'' He says popping the p.

''Bizarro can handle himself, Little one and now that we are alone we finally have time to do that.'' She says as she swings an arm around him.

''Ah that!'' Jason exclaims. '' You are right we can finally clean the house. We have been so busy lately.''

Artemis eyes widen a bit in surprise and Jason looks at her confused.

''I actually thought about something else more...''Her surprised face turn into a more seductive one as she smiles and kisses him on the lips but after a few seconds she moves back and grins.

''But you are right we should clean it is a mess here.''

Jason pouts and looks disappointed but then gives in.

''Ugh Alfie comes tomorrow for lunch so it has to be clean. '' He sighs. ''But if we are fast...''He wiggles with his eyebrows as he plays with Artemis's hair. ''There will be still some time left before Bizarro returns.''

''Then you better hurry.'' Artemis winks and then walks away.

''You are not gonna help?'' Jason asks in shock.

''It is your grandfather, little one.''

''That is not fair!'' Jason exclaims.

''That's life little one.'' She says as she walks to the door leading to another room and blows him a kiss.

Jason sighs. ''Why do I date you again?''


Author's note

Another chapter, I hope you guys like this one. I have volume three now and read the annual so that is how I got this idea. I still need more suggestions for Artemis's friend otherwise I won't be able to write the next chapter and we have only four more to go but I am leaning towards Rose Wilson or Donna. By the way Jason calls Artemis Ar in issue 12 if you wanted to know. Do you guys still enjoy this series?

What do You think of what is currently happening in Rebirth? What do you think happend to Jason's father?