Hi, everyone! I'm back with another chapter of DC Superhero Girls and Aura Guardian! In this chapter, we will see burritos, a bank robbery and a very bad squid. And now, on with the story!
*I DON'T OWN POKÉMON OR DC SUPERHERO GIRLS*
[At the Burrito Bucket]
Babs: In a world hungry for justice [pulls gloves on], where citizens thirst for righteousness [ties belt], [puts on sombrero] [puts on poncho] and yearn for the taste of freedom [puts on name tag that says "Babra"], one woman's there to serve them the liberty they so desperately crave. And also, burritos. Buckets and buckets of burritos. [whistling]
Ash: Babs!
Babs: Oh! Hey, Ash!
Ash: So you work at a burrito place? That's pretty cool!
Babs: Yeah! It is! [notices someone is missing] Hey, where's Pikachu?
Ash: Pikachu's spending time with Zee!
Babs: Really?
Ash: Yeah! I needed to do a few errands for her and her dad so I left Pikachu with Zee. And when I saw you here, well you know.
Babs: That's nice!
Ash: [thinks] Wonder what those two are up to?
Babs: You're wondering about them, aren't you?
Ash: Yep!
Right now, we see Zee and Pikachu in Zee's room.
Zee: Oh! [tickles Pikachu] Who's a good mousey? You are! Yes you are! Coochie coochie coo!
Pikachu: [laughing] PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA!
Eevee: [wanting attention] EEVEE! EEVEE!
Zee: Oh, don't think I forgot about you, Eevee! [tickles Eevee]
Eevee: [coos] EEVEE! EEVEE!
Zee: [giggles] Oh, yes! Mommy loves you! [nuzzles Eevee's nose with hers]
Eevee: [happy] VEE!
Zee: I wonder what Ash is doing while he's running errands?
Pikachu: PIKA?
Eevee: EEVEE?
Zee: Probably got lost in the way to the grocery store. Oh! I just realized! I got something for the both of you!
Pikachu: PIKA?
Eevee: VEE?
She pulled out two small outfits that seemed to be their size. A magician's attire and top hat for Pikachu, and a glittery pink assistant outfit with a bow for Eevee.
Zee: Ta-da!
Pikachu: [amazed] PIKA...
Eevee: [happy] [jumps up and down] EEVEE! EEVEE!
Zee: You like them?
Pikachu: [saying yes] PIKA PI!
Eevee: [saying yes] EEVEE!
Zee: I figured you two could wear them when Ash and I travel as a magician duo.
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!
Eevee: [agreeing] EEVEE!
After trying them on, Zee was in complete awe of how they looked!
Zee: Wow! They're an absolute perfect fit.
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKA PI!
Eevee: [agreeing] EEVEE! [nuzzles against Pikachu] VEE!
Pikachu: [blushes] PIKACHU!
Zee: Oh! Don't you two look cute together.
Eevee: [winks at Pikachu] VEE!
Pikachu: [blushes] [rubs neck] PIKA PI!
Zee: [giggles]
Meanwhile, back at the Burrito Bucket, Ash and Babs heard an unpleasant voice.
Shane: Gordon!
Babs: [gasps]
Ash: Huh?
Babs: Buenos dias, Shane.
Shane: That's Mr. O'Shaughnessy to you! And you're late. Again!
Babs: I am?
Shane: That's the sixth time this week, Gordon, and it's only Monday!
Babs: Oh, sorry, Shane. Er, Mr. O'Shaughnessy, sir.
Shane: Listen, Gordon, some people know the importance of a good work ethic. Punctuality, responsibility. Some people take their job seriously.
Babs: Believe you me, Senor O'Shaughnessy, nothing's more important to me than this job. I love Burrito Bucket. I've been a fan of Burrito Bucket since I was five!
Shane: Whatever. If you're late one more time, today, tomorrow, for the rest of your life, you're fired!
Babs: Fired? Could this be the end for a habanero heroine, our enchilada enforcer, our lady sentinel of the sacred bean? No!
Shane: What?
Babs: Nothing. From here on out, I'll be the master of time management, the crusader of the clock, the expert of hours.
After he left, Ash didn't like that attitude of his.
Ash: [sarcastically] Nice attitude!
Babs: Oh don't worry about him, Ash! As long as I have this job, I'm more than happy!
Ash: If you say so, Babs.
Babs: [chopping lettuce] [whistling]
Suddenly, a car pulls up, and three strange people wearing animals masks step out, carrying strange guns.
Babs: Hmm, suspicious. Really suspicious.
[guns powering up]
Babs: Extremely suspicious! [gasps] I don't think those dudes are bank patrons at all!
Ash: Let's go, Babs!
Babs: Right! Mr. O'Shaughnessy! Hey, hey! Mr. O...
Shane: What?
Babs: Bathroom break?
Shane: No.
Babs: [panting] Please!
Ash: It's number 2!
Shane: Ew! Too much information! Ugh. Two minutes. But one second later, and you are so fired.
Ash: Ok, a second late is just ridiculous!
Babs: Nevermind that!
Babs sets a timer for a minute and fifty seconds.
Babs: Alarm. One minute 50. There. Plenty of time.
Ash: Aura up!
Batgirl: [changes into batsuit] [grapples to bank] [gasps] I knew it. They're totally not bank patrons! [kicks door open] Citizens of Metropolis, fear not, for Batgirl and Aura Guardian are here to put an end to this egregious evildoing. With supreme mastery of the martial arts, terrifically high-tech gadgetry and unshakable moral certitude, she will make short work of these buffoonish bank-robbing baddies!
Robber #2: Hey, who you calling buffoonish?
Aura Guardian: You ya, buffoon!
Robber #3: Oh, really?
Aura Guardian: Yeah, ya beak face!
Batgirl: Give up now, you foolish fiends, you nefarious nimrods, for now is the time-
[alarm beeping]
Batgirl: Time... Oh, no! [gasps] Oh. Oh. Uh...
Aura Guardian: I got this, Batgirl!
Batgirl: Thanks, Aura Guardian [kisses Ash on the cheek]!
Aura Guardian: [blushes] N-no problem! [to goons] Alright, you asked for it!
Ash then threw some punches and kicks at them. Then, after knocking them out, he tied them up with a sturdy rope.
Crowd: [cheering]
Aura Guardian: Thank you! Thank you! You're too kind!
After Aura Guardian ran out, little did they know, a certain Overturning Pokémon was about to cause some trouble
Malamar: [chuckles] MALA...
[Who's That Pokémon? time]
[as a silhouette shows a bat Pokémon]
Ash and Babs: Who's that Pokémon?
Ash and Babs: It's Woobat!
[as the silhouette reveals to be Woobat]
Woobat: WOOBAT! WOOBAT!
[end]
Meanwhile, Babs was trying to get back to her job.
Shane: Three, two, one...
[door opens]
Babs: Senor O'Shaughnessy, you think I could have my 15-minute break early today? Like... Ooh, I don't know, now?
Shane: Break's at noon, Gordon. No exceptions.
Babs: Uh... Another bathroom break?
Shane: You just went.
Babs: I like to stay really hydrated. [drinks from soda machine] [glugging] Oh, no, that trash can is awfully full. If only I had a short break to take it out to the dumpster.
Shane: Ugh. Fine, Gordon. One minute!
Babs: Si. One minute.
Batgirl: [enters bank] Time to take out the trash.
Robber #2: What do you mean, take it out? You just brought it in here.
Batgirl: Prepare to face defeat at the hands of Bat... Bat... Bat... Bathroom. [whimpers and pants]
[flushing]
Batgirl: Now, where were we...
[alarm beeping]
Batgirl: Ah, crud! [panting] [almost bumps into Shane] Whoa! [chuckles nervously]
This eventually caused Babs and Shane to have a stare down
[bell rings]
Babs: Hola. Can I take your order?
Customer: Uh, yes. One bucket of tacos, please.
Babs: Hey, you look like a guy who likes it hot.
Customer: Uh, I do? Uh...
Babs: [takes out tacos] [squirts hot sauce] Oh, no! Out of hot sauce. Running to the store!
Shane: Two minutes!
Robber #2: Come on, you mooks, let's get out of here.
Batgirl: Not so fast! [grabs keys] [tosses bomb at keys]
Robber #1: What is with this girl?
Batgirl: This girl's gonna kick your-
[alarm beeping]
Batgirl: Hold that thought.
Babs: [bumps into Shane] Ah! [chuckles sheepishly]
Shane: Where's the hot sauce?
Babs: I, uh, well...
[bell rings]
Babs: Customer!
Delivery Man: Metropoleats Delivery Service. I'm here to pick up an order for-
Babs: I'll take it!
Delivery Man: Ahh!
Shane: Two minutes!
Batgirl: [grunts] [drives car into bank] Hostages! Seriously?
Robber #2: You took our keys. What are we supposed to do? Look, just let us leave with the cash and nobody gets hurt.
Batgirl: Oh, someone's gonna get hurt.
[alarm beeping]
Batgirl: Oh, come on! [grunts]
[line ringing]
Babs: Flash, I need your help. I've got a hostage situation at the bank, but if I leave work right now my boss will kill me!
Flash: Say no more. I'm already here. [waves]
Babs: Great. Be there ASASHP. As soon as super-humanly possible.
Shane: [clears throat]
Babs: Ah!
[bell rings]
Babs: Uh, hola, amigo. What will it be?
Customer #2 :Yes. I'll have... um... a burrito.
Babs: A burrito? How about a bucket? Do you want tacos with that?
Customer #2: Hmm. Tacos. Tacos.
Babs: [groans in frustration]
Customer #2 :Tacos, tacos, tacos. You know, a burrito does sound... burrito-ey... Hmm. Tough choice. Just give me a minute...
Babs: One minute, got it!
Customer #2:...to decide.
Batgirl returned to the bank, only to see that Flash was tied up!
Batgirl: [gasps] Flash, what happened?
Flash: Dude, I'm as surprised as you are.
Batgirl: [stammering] But-
[alarm beeping]
Batgirl: [yells]
Customer #2: You know what? I want sushi. Peace!
Babs: [groans]
Shane: Gordon! We just got an order for 100 buckets. Get to work!
Babs: [stammering] A hundred buckets? [yells] Are you kidding? [gasps] A-ha! Sorry, time for my federally mandated 15-minute break.
Shane: Fine, but when you get back, I want those 100 buckets. You better not be late, or I'll rain down a firing upon you like you've never seen!
Babs: Yes, sir, senor, sir. There's no way I can't take care of this in 15 minutes.
Batgirl: [throws Batarang] [punches robber] [grunts] Flash, I need you to take out the trash, buy more hot sauce, and deliver the burrito buckets to the totaled car out front.
Flash: Right-o.
Batgirl: Just one thing left to do. Take your butts to jail. Hyah! Hyah! [kicks robber]
Robber #2: Ah!
[alarm beeping]
Babs: Oh, no, the order! [squirts sauce] [kicks robber] [grunts] [punches employee]
Jimmy: Hey!
Batgirl: Oops! Sorry, Jimmy. Huh? [gasps]
As soon as Babs was done making the burritos, the bank was robbed.
[wind blowing]
Batgirl: No!
Cleaner Man: What... Who are you?
Batgirl: Me? I'm... a total failure. Having utterly failed to apprehend the dastardly crooks, our crummy crusader slinks away in defeat. Surely a true hero, Wonder Woman, Supergirl, heck, even Apple Lad would have prevailed.
Ash had just finished his errands, and was going back to the penthouse, but then he saw a heartbroken Batgirl.
Ash: Babs? What's wrong?
Batgirl: [sniffs] I'm a total failure!
Ash: Babs, you're not a failure! What happened?
Batgirl: I failed to stop those bank robbers
Ash: Huh? Hold on, I thought I took care of them earlier!
Batgirl: You did? But if you took care of them already, then how did they escape your capture?
Ash: Hmm... [sighs] You're right, I should've stayed until the cops arrived. This is all my fault.
Batgirl: No! We're both to blame for this.
As Ash and Babs entered Burrito Bucket, Shane was counting the burrito Babs made.
Shane: 95, 96, 97, 98, 99... A-ha! One bucket short, Gordon! That means you are so-
Babs: Fired. I know.
At this point, Ash was furious.
Ash: [angry] Alright, that's it! [marches over to Shane] [angry] I've just about had it up to HERE with your attitude!
Babs: Ash?! What are you doing?!
Ash: Doing the right thing!
Babs: But, Ash! This will get me fired even more!
Ash: Fired or not, I giving him a piece of my mind!
Babs: [sighs] Oh boy!
Ash: [angry] Why do you have to be so rough on Babs like that?!
Shane: Because I'm the manager here. And workers need discipline.
Ash: [angry] This job means the world to her, and you're just gonna fire her for a few mishaps?! That's just cruel, and you seem to be enjoying it!
Shane: Life ain't fair sometimes, kid. You just have to get used to it.
Ash: [angry] Well I won't! Babs is one of the most sweetest and hardworking girls I've ever met! You should be thankful that she dedicates herself to this place!
Babs felt touched by that as a blush started to form on her face.
Babs: Oh Ash...
Shane: Well, guess who doesn't care? Me!
Ash: [angry] [growls] You're one of the worst managers I've ever laid my eyes on! A monkey could do a better job!
Shane: Oh yeah?!
Ash: You heard me! A gorilla even!
Shane: You wanna take this outside, you runt?!
Ash: [inhales] [sighs] No. For once, I'm just gonna do the civil thing and leave, knowing you'll get what's coming to you! Plus, I'm giving this place a 1 star rating!
As Ash was about to leave, Babs suddenly hugged him.
Ash: Babs?
Babs looked up at him with a few tears in her eyes.
Babs: That was really sweet of you to say those things about me. You're the greatest friend ever!
Ash: [smiles] [hugs back] No problem, Babs.
Then there was trouble! The robbers were back!
Robber #2: Yeah! Whoo! Time for victory tacos. Yeah, we'll take two taco buckets, four buckets of quesadillas, three buckets of guac... Oh, and buckets and buckets of your money. [takes out ray gun] Come on, let's eat!
Babs: [gasps]
Ash: Babs, we need to do something!
Robber #2: Stealing works up an appetite. Whoo-hoo! Hey, hi fives, hi fives.
Babs: Huh! There comes a time in every girl's life. A time to let go of past mistakes. A time to say "forget you" to the odds and allow the hero within to rise like the dough of the mighty churro. No, not Batgirl. A new kind of hero.
Robber #2: Hey. Who's she?
Babs: I am the Burrito Bucketeer!
Ash: Give it up, you goons! I though Aura Guardian dealt with you earlier?!
Robber #1: He did. But we had a little help!
Then, in came a Pokémon that resembles an upside-down squid. Several purple tentacles with bright blue undersides sprout from the top of its head. It has yellow eyes with black sclerae, a dark pink beak-like mouth, and lighter purple eyelids. Its main body is dark purple and has six circular yellow lights on the front and back. There is also a yellow stripe nearly encircling its upper body. Covering its main body is a transparent mantle with two white fins on the bottom that function as legs. On each side of the mantle is a long tentacle with dark pink at the top and white, scythe-like fins at the ends. It was Malamar!
Malamar: MALAMAR!
Babs: A giant squid?!
Ash: That's no giant squid! That's Malamar!
Babs: Mala-what now?
Rotom Phone: Malamar, the Overturning Pokémon. A Dark and Psychic type and the evolved form of Inkay. Possessing the strongest hypnotic powers of any Pokémon, Malamar can compel others to do anything it wants them to do.
Babs: Yikes!
Malamar then showed a pink light on its tentacle.
Malamar: MALA!
Ash: [gasps] The reason why those robbers seem alright is because it used Heal Pulse!
Malamar: [smirks] MALA!
Ash: We'll worry about that later! Let's take care of the robbers first!
Babs: On it!
Babs defeated the robbers and tied them up in a carpet like a burrito.
Ash: Alright, now to deal with that Malamar!
Babs: But how?
Ash: [empties backpack] Rowlet, wake up!
Rowlet: [wakes up] ROW?
Ash: We have a Malamar to battle!
Rowlet: [determined] ROW!
Rowlet then flies over, ready for battle.
Rowlet: ROW!
Suddenly, a familiar bat Pokémon flies in.
Woobat: WOOBAT!
Babs: Aww! It's so cute!
Ash: It's Woobat!
Rotom Phone: Woobat, the Bat Pokémon. A Psychic and Flying type. Its habitat is dark forests and caves. It emits ultrasonic waves from its nose to learn about its surroundings.
Babs: Wow!
Ash: I think Woobat wants to battle with you, Babs!
Babs: Really?! [to Woobat] Is that true?
Woobat: [affirmative] BAT!
Babs: Awesome! Now, what kinda moves does it know!
Ash: [checks Rotom Phone] Says here it knows Psyshock, Air Cutter, Steel Wing, and Thunder Wave!
Babs: Sounds good to me! Woobat, use Steel Wing!
Woobat: [Steel Wing move] WOOOOOOOOOOOO-BAT!
Malamar: [hit by Steel Wing] MAR!
Ash: Rowlet, use Brave Bird!
Rowlet: [Brave Bird move] RRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! RRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Malamar: [hit] MALA!
Ash: That's how ya do it, Rowlet!
Babs: Nice job, Woobat!
Malamar: [annoyed] MALA! [preparing to use Dark Pulse] MALA...
Ash and Babs: Dodge it!
Rowlet and Woobat: [dodge]
Babs: Woobat, use Thunder Wave!
Woobat: [Thunder Wave move] WOOBAT!
Malamar: [paralyzed] MAR...
Babs: Finish it with Air Cutter!
Woobat: [Air Cutter move] WOO...BAT BAT BAT!
Malamar: [hit by Air Cutter] MALA MALA MAR!
Malamar then falls down defeated.
Malamar: [defeated] MALA!
Malamar then got up and retreated.
Malamar: [complaining] MALA MALA MALAMAR! MALA MALA MALAMAR! MALA MALA MALA MALA MALAMAR! [Translation: You may have won this round, but I'll be back! You haven't seen the last of Malamar!]
Ash: We did it!
Babs: We sure did. We saved the Burrito Bucket and defeated a bad Pokémon.
Eventually, the police came and took away the robbers.
Shane: Gordon!
Ash: [annoyed] What do you want?
Shane: Guess you've saved the restaurant.
Babs: I sure did. Seems like I should get my job back, huh?
Shane: [mumbles] Your job... Yeah.
Babs: [hugs Shane] Oh, thank you, Mr. O'Shaughnessy! And, seems like I should also get hour-long lunch breaks, huh?
Shane: No!
Babs: Half-hour it is.
Shane: No.
Babs: Employee of the Month?
Shane: Ugh. I'll give you Employee of the Night!
Babs: [gasps] I am the night. The Employee of the Night!
Shane: [to Ash] [sighs] I guess you helped as well. What do you want?
Ash: Would it be alright if I have one of everything off the menu on the house?
Shane: Hmm... I suppose.
Ash: Also, can I have a quick word with Babs?
Shane: Alright! But make it quick!
After Shane left them alone, Ash turned to Babs.
Ash: Babs, you did amazing out there!
Babs: Thanks, Ash! But I couldn't have done it without you.
Woobat: [nuzzles Babs] WOOBAT!
Babs: Aww! You were great too, Woobat!
Woobat: [happy] BAT!
Ash: You know what, Babs? I think Woobat wants to be your partner!
Babs: Really?! [to Woobat] Is that true, Woobat?
Woobat: [agreeing] WOOBAT! BAT!
Babs: [excited] Eeee!
Ash: [gives her Poké Ball] Here, Babs! Go for it!
Babs: Okay! Go, PokéBall!
The PokéBall hit Woobat, and after a couple of shakes, it was caught!
Babs: Alright! I caught Woobat!
Ash: Way to go, Babs!
Babs: Thanks, Ash! Alright, Woobat! Come on out!
Woobat: [appearing] WOOBAT!
Babs: Woobat, you and I are going to be the best of friends.
Woobat: [happy] WOOBAT!
Babs: And I think when we're fighting evil together, I think I'll call you, "Woobat: The Bat Wonder!" [to herself] Robin, eat your heart out!
Ash: Alright!
[Recap Time]
Babs: It's recap time!
Ash: Hey, girls! Tell everyone which Pokémon you met today!
[as two Pokémon cards were placed in a binder]
Babs: Woobat and Malamar!
[as the screen shows Malamar]
Ash: If you get hypnotized by the shady type Pokémon, Malamar, you'll be compelled to do whatever it commands!
Karen: Somebody get me a blindfold for when that happens!
[End]
And that's the end of this chapter! I hope you all enjoyed it!And there's more to come! So until then, see you all next time!
