Kiss: Exciting pictures

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''Soo...'' Donna begins as she takes a sip from her drink. '' How long have you and Jason been dating now?''

''Almost two years now.'' Artemis says as she also takes a sip from her whine. She is sitting with Donna in one of the many bars in Gotham. She had heard of her before but never had met her. They met through Roy and seem to get along pretty well. That is why every once in a while they meet up to talk or shop.

''Where is he now? Why is he not with you?''

''He is patrolling. Said I should hang out with my friends on my own sometimes. I answered with what friends?'' Artemis responds.

*Beep*

Artemis's phone makes a noise and she takes is out from her pocket.

''What is it?'' Donna asks looking curious.

''A picture from Jason.''

''Ooh an exciting picture?'' She smirks.

Artemis eyes the picture. ''I guess.''

''Let me see.'' Donna says as she makes a 'give me' motion with her hand.

Artemis gives her phone to Donna whose eyebrow go up in confusing. In the picture Jason is on the edge of a rooftop doing a handstand while Dick is following his example. Roy is probably the one holding the camera. The three of them are patrolling together today. Artemis is happy Jason is getting closer to the people he cares about again she just wishes they wouldn't get him to participate in those childish things.

''How is this exciting?'' Donna asks.

''Well if they fall they are death so I guess such a situation gives them these thrills.'' Artemis says. ''Because they know it is dangerous but they probably will be fine.''

''This is not what I meant with exciting pictures.'' Donna deadpans.

''No?''

''No! I meant sexy pictures. Like with no clothes on or something or an seductive smirk. '' Donna says as she hands the phone back to Artemis. ''You should ask him to send an exciting one.''.

''Why?''

''Just do it, it will be fun!''

''Allright.'' Artemis says.

Artemis: Hey, are you back from patrolling yet?

Jason: Yes just got back. Why?

Artemis: Can you send me an exciting picture?

Jason: Exciting? Uhm sure.

''I got one.'' Artemis says as she hands her phone to Donna yet again.

It is a picture of some kind of sauce with a text from Jason that says: This is a new sauce that has just come out in the supermarket. It is a new flavour. I really look forward on using it. I hope it tastes good , exciting right?

Donna looks up with a blank expression to Artemis.

''You are kidding me right? This is not the kind of exciting picture I had in mind. Ask him for another one.''

After a moment another beep sounds this time it is a picture of some new type of high tech gun with the message: A new gadget Crux made me, cool right? Cannot wait to try it out.

''Hm.. trying new gadgets and equipment out is exciting but still not what I meant. I think you should spell it out to him.'' Donna comments.

Artemis: Not really what I meant.

Jason: What do you mean then?

Jason: Never mind Roy explained it to me.

Jason: I am not sending such Photos. You know my family right? They can hack anything and I do not want them to find something like that. I am not following in Dick's footsteps.

''You guys are so boring.'' Donna says as she hands the phone back for a third time after reading Jason's replies.

''I don't get the whole concept of sending such photos anyways. If I want to see him naked I will go home and tell him to take his clothes of. And seeing it in person is much better anyway then I can touch him.''

Donna spits out her drink and gasps.

Artemis rolls her eyes.


Author's note

I really didn't know who to pick as Artemis's friend but it had to be someone close to her age and I think wonder woman is much older than her. I couldn't chose between Rose and Donna and in the end I went for Donna. This chapter was already written except for the fact that instead of Donna there was the word friend so I changed that when I chose for Donna. That is why Donna is probably OOC. But I do not have enough knowledge of Donna to be able to change it. By the way do you guys know how old Jason is right now in rebirth? I myself think he is 19. I thought I read somewhere Tim is three years younger than Jason and in Batman & Robin eternal I read that Tim is 16 so that makes Jason 19 right? Do you guys also know how old Artemis is?