Hi, everyone! I'm back with another chapter of DC Superhero Girls and Aura Guardian! In this chapter, we'll see how Kara will feel about his cousin being a total show off and a glory hog! And now, on with the story!

*I DON'T OWN POKÉMON OR DC SUPERHERO GIRLS!*

It's another beautiful day in Metropolis, as Kara was getting out of bed.

[alarm ringing]

Female Reporter: And in this morning's headlines, Superman is at it again.

Kara: [smashes alarm] [groaning]

Soon, she was making her way to school, but everywhere she went, she always seemed to see Superman, on the news and on posters.

Female Reporter: And after such a trying ordeal, it was all thanks to Superman that the orphans were saved. In other news, Superman...

Radio Announcer: Metropolis's Big Blue Boy Scout, Superman, a hero for all of us-

Tourists: Superman! Superman! Superman!

Kara: [splashed by water from bus] [groaning]

Eventually, she arrived at school, feeling relieved.

Kara: [sighing] Finally, a place where I don't have to see his annoying face- [newspaper in face] [groaning in frustration] [stomps on paper]

Ash: Hey, Kara! What's got your Exeggcute scrambled?

Pikachu: PIKA?

Kara: Superman, that's what!

Ash: Superman?

Kara: Metropolis' #1 hero! He gets on my nerves sometimes. Those newspaper people can't think of any other hero to do a report on, but Superman! And what's worse, he's my cousin!

Ash: [gasps] He's your cousin?!

Pikachu: PIKA?!

Kara: Yeah! He's just a show off! I mean, what does he have that I don't?

Ash: [nods] Hmm. I hear ya! He is an awesome hero with a big heart, but you're right about him being a show off!

Kara: Yeah! But do you know what he doesn't have?

Ash: What would that be?

Kara: [wrapping and arm around Ash] An awesome brother figure like you!

Ash: [blushes] Aw shucks!

Kara: [takes off Ash's hat and noogies him] Noogie!

Ash: [laughing]

Pikachu: [laughing] PIKACHU!

Kara: [puts hat back on him] Plus, I still don't have my own Pokémon yet, which really annoys me as well!

Ash: I'm sure you'll get a Pokémon of your own, Kara. Who knows? You might get one today or tomorrow. But in the end, you'll have a Pokémon of your very own. Or two for that matter.

Kara: Well, ya do have a point.

Ash: Plus, Diana doesn't have a Pokémon yet! You're not the only one!

Kara: Yeah that's true!

That's when they met up with Diana, who seemed very excited.

Diana: Ash, I have the most wonderful news!

Ash: What is it Diana?

Pikachu: PIKA?

Diana: I have procured my first Pokémon!

Ash: [gasps] Really?!

Pikachu: PIKA?!

Kara: WHAT?!

Diana: [pulls out a PokéBall and opens it] Behold!

Pidgey: [appearing] PIDGEY!

Ash: Whoa! Diana, you caught a Pidgey!

Pikachu: PIKACHU!

Pidgey: [lands on her shoulder] PI!

Diana: Indeed! I acquired it on my way to school.

Ash: That's awesome! Good for you, Diana!

Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!

Diana: Thank you, Ash! [to Pidgey] Come, Pidgey! Science Class awaits!

Pidgey: [affirmative] PIDGEY!

After they left, Kara's eye began twitching.

Ash: Uh, Kara?

Kara: [through the gritted teeth] [as she walks off] I'll meet up with you later, Ash!

Ash: Hold on! Aren't you going to class?

Kara: [through gritted teeth] I got things to do!

Ash: Mind if I come?

Kara: I just wanna be alone!

Ash: Hmm... [notices school news room] Kara! I have an idea about your situation with Superman!

Kara: I'm listening!

In the Daily Planetoid, we see a black haired reporter with with pencils in her hair busy on a computer.

Lois Lane: [typing on computer] Olsen! Where's my art? Layout's in five! Cruz! ETA on the Enviro-Beat column? Gimme words!

Jessica: Almost done, Lois!

Lois Lane: [eats bagel] Say, that's swell, Olsen!

Then, Kara and Ash show up, as Kara slams Lois' computer shut.

Lois Lane: What's buzzin', cousin?

She then notices Ash beside her.

Lois Lane: [flirtatious] And hello second cutest boy in school.

Ash: [blushes] Hey, Lois! Kara needs to speak with you! [thinking] Why do people keep calling me the second cutest?

Kara: [shows her paper] Why are you printing stuff about him in the school paper?

Lois Lane: What's eatin' you, Danvers? That's a legitimate story and I'm a legitimate reporter. Got it? Now who's got a pencil?

Ash: They're in your-

Kara: There are way more important stories out there than Superman.

Jessica: She's right. I've got a lead on some terrible chemical dumping.

However, they didn't seem to care.

Ash: Jess, maybe you should make protest on it!

Pikachu: (agreeing) PIKACHU!

Jessica: You're right! Maybe I should!

Kara: What if I told you there was another hero out there, hmm? A better hero, with all the same powers as Superman but even awesomer.

Ash: She's telling the truth! I know! She also has a trusty friend beside her!

Lois Lane: I like your potatoes, Danvers and Ketchum, but where's the meat? What other hero's gonna get me an internship at the Daily Planet?

Kara: Ever heard of Supergirl?

Lois Lane: Super who?

Kara: Supergirl.

Ash: Ever heard of Aura Guardian?

Lois Lane: Aura what?

Ash: Aura Guardian! He's able to use a special form of Aura!

Lois Lane: Aura? Isn't that like an essence or spirit of something?

Ash: Something like that! Pretty cool, huh?

Lois Lane: Well, that is intriguing! But I don't he's half as cute as the second cutest boy in school.

Ash: [blushes] Thanks!

Pikachu: [snickers] PIKA PIKA!

Kara: Uh, hello? What about Supergirl?!

Lois Lane: Eh, sounds like a retread to me. If this Supergirl of yours did anything to earn the front page, trust me, she'd be there. As for this Aura Guardian, I'll definitely give it some thought. Now will someone please get me a pencil?

Kara ended up taking the ones in her hair and crushing them in half.

Lois Lane: Ah, there they are.

Ash: [hands her a couple of pencils] Here! I keep a few spare ones on me!

Lois Lane: Thanks!

Ash: I'd better get to class! See ya, Lois!

Pikachu: [waves] PIKA PI!

Lois Lane: See ya, Ashster [blows him a kiss]!

Ash: [blushes] See ya!

After he left, he thought about the nickname she give him.

Ash: Ashster, huh? I like it!

Later, in science class, the girls and Ash were doing some chemistry, while Kara was rambling on about her cousin, and being careless with the chemicals.

Kara: "Sounds like a retread to me." Ugh. What does that even mean? [pours chemical]

Karen: Uh, um, Kara? Maybe just a few grams of that potassium, please.

Kara: If anyone's a retread it's him. Did you know I was 12 when Uncle Jor-El and Aunt Lara had him? [pours chemical] I used to baby-sit him back on Krypton!

Ash: [laughing] They should call him Superboy then!

Pikachu: [laughing] PIKA PIKA PI!

Karen: Um, Kara...

Ash: [to Zee] [shows her chemical] This the right chemical, Zee?

Zee: I think so!

Pikachu: [making faces in beaker] PIKACHU!

Ash: Careful, Pikachu!

Pikachu: [affirmative] PIKA PI! [to Zee] [makes funny face] PIKA!

Zee: [giggles] You never cease to bring a smile to my face, Pikachu.

Pikachu: [happy] PIKA PIKA!

Babs: Really? I mean, dude, that bites! No wonder you're so mad.

Karen: You know what's mad? Adding too much lithium chloride...

[liquid bubbling]

Kara: I could've gone to Earth first and then everyone would love me, but no, I had to get stuck in space stasis while he was down here becoming a... "Man." I mean, I have the exact same power as him. I come from the exact same planet. I practically have the exact same backstory-

However, the chemicals she combined created an explosion.

Kara: Oops. My bad. What happened? I thought you measured all this stuff?

Then there was trouble! The soot from the explosion got on Lycanroc!

Lycanroc: CAN? [horrified] LY! ROC!

Ash: Oh no! You've done it now, Kara!

Kara: Done what?

Lycanroc: [angry with red eyes] RRRRRR!

Kara: Uh, why are its eyes red?!

Then, Lycanroc started to lunge at Kara, but Ash held it back!

Ash: Easy, Lycanroc! I'll clean you up right away!

Lycanroc: [threatening] LYCAN!

Babs: Sheesh! What's his problem?

Ash: See, Lycanroc doesn't like getting its coat dirty.

Zee: Clearly! Poor thing!

Jessica: Lycanroc, NO!

Ash: Lycanroc, return!

And the PokéBall returned Lycanroc to it. Ash just gave Kara a disapproving look.

Ash: Really, Kara?! Your jealousy nearly caused me a possible suspension because of your mishap from dirtying Lycanroc's coat.

Zee: [gasps]

Kara: [chuckles nervously] Oops.

Zee: [hugs Ash] Not my Ashy Washy!

Kara: Really? Your Ashy Washy?

Zee: That's what I usually call him.

Kara: [snickers]

Eevee: [walking along] EEVEE! [steps on tack] [pained] EEVEE!

Zee: [gasps] Eevee! Are you okay?

Eevee: [crying] [holds paw up] EEVEE EEV!

Ash: Eevee's got a tack stuck in its paw! Zee, hold Eevee still while I try to take the tack out.

Zee: [picks up Eevee] Alright! You poor thing!

Ash: Now, Eevee! Just hold still! I'll get it out for you!

Eevee: [tears in eyes] [affirmative] EEVEE!

Ash: Now, Eevee! This might hurt a little!

Ash then got a pair of tweezers and pulled the tack gently out of Eevee.

Eevee: [tears in eyes] [wincing] VEE!

Ash: I know! I'm almost done! [pulls the tack out] Got it!

Zee: Oh, thank you Ash!

Eevee: [crying a bit] [holding paw] EEVEE VEE...

Ash: You're welcome! [pulls out a yellow bottle with a red spritz lid] Now, just a bit of Super Potion on the cut [sprays the Super Potion on Eevee's paw]! [pulls out bandages] Now, to bandage it! Lucky for me, I learned how to do it from Brock [wraps the bandage around Eevee's paw and ties a knot in it] There!

Eevee: [thanking] EEVEE!

Zee: Thank you, Ash! You're the best!

Ash: [smiles] No problem! Anything for my beautiful magician!

Zee: [giggles]

She then proceeds to kiss him all over the face. After the kissing ceased, Ash's face was covered in lipstick marks from forehead to chin.

Ash: [blushes] Buzz buzz!

Kara: [snickers]

Zee then proceeds to cuddle him.

Zee: My hero!

Karen: Any who, when you add heat to highly volatile chemicals, they-

Kara: Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. So why do they all love him and nobody even notices me?

Babs: Ooh! You know what you should do? Make them notice you. Get out there and show 'em what Supergirl can do!

Kara: Yeah... Yeah!

Diana: A word of caution, Kara. When we seek glory, it can sometimes blind us to the greater good.

Kara: Hmm. You're right. I'm gonna knock his grinning face off the front page.
Diana: [groans]

Kara then turns to Ash.

Kara: And you're gonna help me!

Ash: Alright, Kara! Just as long as we don't show off too much! We don't wanna stoop to his level!

Kara: Yeah yeah! C'mon, let's go!

Ash: C'mon, Pikachu!

Pikachu: [affirmative] PIKA!

Aura Guardian and Supergirl were now out on patrol, stopping crimes or disasters, such as purse snatchings, derailed trains, buildings on fire, incoming meteors, people drowning, oil spills, buses falling off bridges, and defusing bombs.

Kara: Phew.

Then there was trouble! A masked man had just kidnapped a little girl!

Girl: Help! Somebody!

Masked Man: [laughing]

Aura Guardian: Stop right there!

Pikachu: [threatening] [cheeks sparking] PIKA!

Masked Man: Listen here, kid! This ain't your business! So-

Aura Guardian: HYAH! [punches him in the face hard]

Masked Man: OOF!

Girl: Thank you, Aura Guardian!

Aura Guardian: [smiles] [rubs her head] No problem! [signed one of his caps from his world and placed it on the girls head] A little something for ya!

Girl: [smiles] [hugs him] You're my hero.

Aura Guardian: [giggles] [returns the hug]

Crowd: Aww!

Aura Guardian: [picking up the girl] How about a few pictures with your hero?

Girl: Yes please!

Aura Guardian: [pulling out his Rotom Phone] Alright! Say cheese!

Girl: [smiles] Cheese!

Then, Aura Guardian took the picture.

Then, people in the crowd started taking pictures.

Kara smiled at his heroic act he just performed.

Kara: Not bad, Ashy Boy!

Teenage Girl #1: Wow! You're so cool!

Teenage Girl #2: And strong!

Teenage Girl #3: And caring!

Aura Guardian: [puts hands on hips] [smiles confidently] Just doing my job, ladies!

Teenage Girl #1: And that's what makes you amazing!

Aura Guardian: [smiles] All part of being a hero!

Teenage Girl #2: Maybe they should make you Metropolis' #1 hero!

Aura Guardian: It's not about popularity! It's about doing the right thing!

That all changed, when Superman just rescued a cat from a tree, causing the crowd to go wild.

[crowd chanting] Superman! Superman! Superman!

Kara: Ahhh!

Crowd: Superman!

After Superman flew off, Supergirl flew after him to chew him out. But what took her by surprise was that Aura Guardian was flying as well!

Supergirl: Whoa! Aura, you're flying!

Turns out he was riding on Charizard.

Supergirl: Oh, right! Charizard!

Aura Guardian: C'mon! I'd like a word with your cousin!

Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKA PIKA!

Supergirl: Right behind ya!

Soon, they caught up with Superman.

Kara: Hey. Hey! [groaning] Hey!

Superman: Huh? What? Supergirl? What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in school or something?

Kara: Uh, it's Saturday.

Superman then noticed Aura Guardian.

Superman: And who's this? Your boyfriend?

Supergirl: [blushes] No! Shut up! He's taken!

Aura Guardian: Yeah! I happen to be her brother figure!

Superman: Brother figure?!

Supergirl: Yeah! Something you don't have!

Superman: [confused] Ok...

Supergirl: Anyways, what we're doing here is telling you to back off!

Superman: Back off? Ha, I don't follow.

Supergirl: I've been working my butt off for days trying to save people in Metropolis. But every time I do something to prove I'm a hero, there you are-

Superman: Being a hero?

Supergirl: Yes! I... I mean no. Ah uh, I, I mean...

Superman: Listen, cuz, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Being a real hero takes time and experience. Experience I have. As an adult.

Supergirl: [scoffing] Adult? You were Superboy, like, last summer!

Aura Guardian: [snickers] Oh man!

Pikachu: [snickers] PIKA PIKA PI!

Superman: It was two summers ago, and that's beside the point. Accept it. You're just not ready.

Aura Guardian: That's not true! She's more than ready!

Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKA PIKA!

Superman: And who says she is?

Aura Guardian: I've seen what she's capable of!

Superman: Listen kid, being a hero isn't child's play.

Aura Guardian: I'm a member of the Ultra Guardians! We don't do child's play!

Superman: I don't know what that is, but that doesn't prove that she's ready. Heck, you're probably not ready to be a hero either.

Aura Guardian: Hey!

Supergirl: That's not true! He's more than capable of being a hero as much as I am!

Aura Guardian: Yeah! Plus, I just saved a little girl from being kidnapped!

Superman: True as that may be, but have you saved the Earth from being destroyed by something like a meteor or a missile of some kind?

Aura Guardian: I actually once saved an entire planet from being destroyed by a madman for his own selfish desires!

Superman: Really?! Where's your proof?

Aura Guardian: Seriously?!

Superman: The point is, she's just not ready. [flies off]

After that, Supergirl just felt hurt, but then her eyes burned with rage.

Aura Guardian: Oh boy...

Supergirl: I'll show you ready! [goes to punch him]

Superman: Oh, ho, ho! See? Not even close.

[Supergirl grunting]

Superman: Behind you!

[Supergirl grunting]

Superman: Missed me! I mean, seriously, you call this fighting?

Luckily, she was able to hit him into the ground.

Aura Guardian: [smirks] You were saying?

Superman: You have a lot to learn, kids.

Supergirl: Ha! That's what I said to you when you were potty training!

Aura Guardian: [laughing]

Pikachu: [laughing] PIKA PIKA PIKA!

Aura Guardian: I guess someone used to lack potty experience! [laughs harder]

Superman just didn't say anything to that. Superman then attacks Supergirl

Superman: You're just jealous I'm-

Supergirl: A pompous bonehead?

Aura Guardian: With an ego problem!

Superman: I'll show you bonehead with an ego problem!

Supergirl: No, I'll show you.

[both bash heads together]

Supergirl: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Superman: [whimpering] You're messing with the look.

Aura Guardian: Big deal!

[Supergirl growls]

Superman: Stop acting like a child!

Supergirl: Why don't you make me, Clark?

Superman: Don't call me Clark, Kara.

Supergirl: Whatcha gonna do about it, Clark?

Aura Guardian: [teasing] Something wrong, Clarky Boy?

Superman: Stay out of this, Ash!

Aura Guardian: Oh! Now it's on!

Supergirl: Wait a minute, how did you know who he was?!

Superman: His mom writes his name on his underwear. [laughs]

Aura Guardian turned as red as a Krabby in embarrassment from that!

Aura Guardian: [groans] MOM!

Supergirl: Not cool, Clark!

Their fighting soon continued throughout the city. But little did they know, a certain illegal chemical dumping was being poured onto some trash.

[liquid bubbling]

[growling]

[Who's That Pokémon? time]

[shows a silhouette of a Pokémon that looks like a blob]

Ash and Kara: Who's that Pokémon?

Ash and Kara: It's Muk!

[as silhouette reveals Muk]

Muk: MUK MUK!

[end]

The chemicals that were dumped into the dumpster bin created a monster out of toxic waste, AKA Chemo.

Chemo: [roaring]

[people screaming]

Lois Lane: Opportunity just knocked, kiddo. Ready to earn that Daily Planetinternship? [picks up rock] Hey, goo guts! Turn around and smile for the camera!

When Lois tossed the rock, it ended up going right through Chemo, as its chemicals splattered, making it acidic.

Chemo: [roaring]

Lois Lane: [gasping] On second thought, run now, pictures later!

Karen: [shrieks] [gasps] Hmm.

Supergirl: Quit it!

Superman: You quit it!

Supergirl: You started it!

Superman: You did!

Supergirl: You did first!

Aura Guardian: ENOUGH!

That made both Superman and Supergirl stop.

Aura Guardian: You're both heroes! You shouldn't fight like this!

Superman: I'm the hero! She's only a beginner!

Aura Guardian: It doesn't matter if she's a beginner or not! She knows she's doing the right thing and saving innocent lives! You only seem to care for the attention!

Superman: That's not true!

Aura Guardian: [unconvinced look] [pulls out Rotom Phone] [shows pictures of Superman showing off]

Superman: Proves nothing!

Lois Lane: Hey, Superman!

[growling]

[screaming]

Lois Lane: Help!

Superman: Playtime's over, kid. [tosses her away into the city]

Aura Guardian: [growls] Not cool, Superman! I used to think you were a nice guy at first, but seeing how you treat your cousin, you're just a Superjerk! [walks away]

Superman: Shows what you know!

After that, Superman went to deal with Chemo, while showing off.

Crowd: Superman! Superman! Superman! Superman! Superman! Superman!

Supergirl just walked away, knowing there wasn't anything else she could do.

Aura Guardian: Supergirl, wait!

Supergirl: Wait for what?

Aura Guardian: You're just gonna give up?! I know you can do this! Prove to him-

Supergirl: Prove what? That he's right?!

Aura Guardian: You and I both know that's not true! He's the one who should be the beginner! You're clearly more ready than he is!

Supergirl: Well, what if we aren't?!

Aura Guardian: We're more than ready! It's like you said, he's a pompous bonehead!

Supergirl: But...

Aura Guardian: Do you remember what I said when we all first met and became a team? Don't give up until the very end! And we never gave up, did we?

Supergirl: [smiles] Yeah, I guess you're right.

Bumblebee: Supergirl! Listen! You-

Supergirl: What are you doing here? Come to see the great hero, too?

Bumblebee: No, listen! You have to stop him before he hits that thing! It's filled with hydrogen fluoride and antimony pentafluoride! It's 20 quintillion times more corrosive than sulfuric acid! He's made of super-dangerous glop! If Superman hits him, the splatter will be so massive it'll reduce Metropolis to a smoking hole in the ground.

Supergirl: [gasps]

Chemo: [growling]

Superman: [kisses muscles] Mwah, mwah! Daddy's little helpers!

Supergirl: But... I don't know how to stop it!

Bumblebee: Remember chemistry class? High temperatures can break chemicals down to their base elements! Get him away from Superman and blow him up!

Aura Guardian: Better yet, you have me to help you out!

Supergirl: Yeah! It's hero time!

[dramatic music playing]

So, Supergirl charged at Chemo and sent him high in the air out of Earth's atmosphere, ready to blow him up with her laser vision, with the help of Aura Guardian's Aura.

Aura Guardian: Pikachu, Thunderbolt! Charizard, Flamethrower!

Pikachu: [Thunderbolt move] PI...KA...CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Charizard: [Flamethrower move] RWAAAAAAAAR!

Aura Guardian's Aura, Supergirl's heat vision, Pikachu's Thunderbolt, and Charizard's Flamethrower combined, destroying Chemo, as a bunch of harmless sparkles came raining down.

Superman: Huh. Oh, yes!

Crowd: Superman!

Superman: Thank you, thank you. You're too kind.

Crowd: Superman! Superman! Superman! Superman!

Superman: Always here for Metropolis. Oh, yes.

Kara: Hey, guys.

Babs: Kara! That was amazing!

Jessica: You just saved the entire city!

Zee: And talk about a spectacle! Brava!

Kara: Yeah. I guess it's good that someone pays attention in chemistry.

Ash: Hey, girls!

Zee: Ash!

She then hugs him immediately.

Zee: You were amazing too!

Ash: [blushes] [giggles]

Karen: But it was you who saved the day!

Kara: And it was him that got the credit.

[crowd cheering]

Crowd: Superman! Superman!

Superman: Thank you, thank you. No thanks to that worthless Aura Guardian.

Zee: Why that dirty no good...!

Ash just pulled Zee in for a passionate kiss.

Ash: Take it easy, babe! He's just being a being a glory hog!

Zee: [sighs] You're right.

She just snuggles against Ash.

Zee: You're still awesome!

Ash: [hugs her] You too, my super awesome and beautiful magician!

Diana: [to Kara] You chose the greater good over glory. You should be proud.

Kara: Thanks, Diana. I learned a very valuable lesson. Always bring your own camera. Let's not forget PokéBalls as well.

Diana: [sighing]

[Recap Time]

Babs: It's recap time!

Ash: Hey, girls! Who'd'ya meet today!

[as a Pokémon card was placed in a binder]

Diana: Pidgey!

[as the screen shows Pidgey]

Ash: Pidgey are perfect Pokémon for beginning trainers to capture when starting out on their journey.

Babs: Bet you managed to get one when you started out, huh?

Ash: [sweat drops] Not even close!

[Ends]

And that's the end of this chapter! I hope you all enjoyed it! And there's more to come! So, until then, see you all next time!