Kiss

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Syrup waffles.


Bruce stares down at Stephanie and Jason who both try to look innocent but fail.

''Why did you two decide going to the Netherlands and staying away for days without mentioning it to anyone was a good idea?'' He lectures in his batman voice as he is still wearing the suite and they are standing in the cave.

''We told you we were going after those drug shipments.'' Jason crosses his arms as he defends himself and Stephanie. ''We also let you know we were safe.''

''Those drugs shipments were happening in Gotham.'' Bruce returns. He doesn't want to be angry at them but he was worried. They could have gotten hurt.

''We found out those drugs shipments came from a country called the Netherlands and we wanted to go to stop the source of the drugs so that we could stop future shipments from ever reaching Gotham.'' Stephanie explains.

''Then why not tell us that before you left?'' Bruce inquiries as he sighs.

''We never thought it would take that long.'' Jason shrugs. ''We found one drugs lab and destroyed it. And then we found ten more. You wouldn't believe how many there were.''

''So you only went to destroy the source of the drugs?''

They nod while glancing at each other. Bruce narrows his eyes.

''All right we also heard about these delicious cookies that they had there so we also went to the Netherlands to get some.'' Jason confesses.

''You guys went alone, in the middle of the week without telling, to another country for some cookies?''

''Very delicious cookies.'' Stephanie adds.

''And we destroyed those drugs labs.'' Jason says. ''We are strong enough to look after ourselves Bruce.''

''We even brought you some syrup waffles too.'' Stephanie exclaims.

Bruce raises an eyebrow. ''Syrup waffles?''

''The delicious cookies. It is a waffle made from two thin layers of baked dough with a caramel syrup filling in the middle.''

Bruce sighs again. ''Of course it would be waffles that lured you all the way to Europe.''

''Aw... you know us so well.'' Stephanie giggles.

''They even have a cake and a pie with syrup waffles in them.'' Jason smiles.

''In the Netherlands they call them stroopwafels. Try pronouncing that.'' Stephanie challenges.

''So I would say our mission was a success. We stopped those shipments by the source and acquired some very delicious cookies. Did you know you can even make them yourself? We are going to make them tomorrow.'' Jason says.

''Just make sure you tell someone next time all right? We were worried.'' Bruce sighs.

''Aw... you were worried about us old man?'' Jason responds.

''Here have a stroopwafel.'' Stephanie says as she hands Bruce one from the bag in her hand. He takes in and takes a bite.

''Well?'' Jason and Stephanie ask.

''It does taste good.''

''See! That is why we had to get them.''


Author's note

I don't know where this came from. I was just eating a syrup waffle when I was trying to think of new ideas and that this happened. In my head it was funnier.

I am kind of running out of ideas. I have two more but then I am thinking of writing an ending for this series.


Extra:

Artemis crosses her arms as she looks at her boyfriend.

''So you went all the way to the Netherlands without telling me beforehand?''

''I told you were going after those drugs labs and I brought you a delicious cookie.'' He gestures towards it. ''Which you found very tasty.''

''So just because you give me a delicious cookie I forgive you?'' Artemis raises an eyebrow.

''See I knew you would say that.'' Jason says as he presses a kiss to Artemis's cheek.

Artemis rolls her eyes.

''Next time you tell me before hand.

''Fine.''

''And you bring me more cookies.''

Jason smirks.