Kiss: beach

I do not own Red hood and the outlaws.


Artemis, Bizarro, Kori, Roy, Sasha, Simon and Jason are going to the beach. Jason is driving with Roy next to him. Kori, Simon and Artemis are sitting in the back. This car, which they have rented, has two extra seats in the trunk where Sasha and Bizarro are sitting.

''It really feels weird, it feels like we are moving backwards because we are sitting with our faces towards the window in the back.'' Sasha comments. Bizarro nods.

''Are you sure we are going the right way?'' Artemis asks.

''Our TomTom is saying we need to go this way.'' Jason says.

''Well on the screen it only shows one road but next to us is another one.'' Roy points out. ''And it says we are riding in the grass and tells us to go back...''

''How can it not know that road?'' Kori asks.

''Did you update it?'' Simon notes. ''It might be a new road.''

''...I did...'' Jason answers.

''...''

''Well you need to update it again.''

''Do you have a map?'' Roy asks.

''No I don't.'' Jason answers.

''Why not?'' Artemis asks.

''Because we have a TomTom.''

''Which is not working.'' Roy adds helpfully.

''Jason.'' Sasha speaks up.

Jason sighs. ''Yes?''

''I need to go to the toilet...''

''But you went before we left!''

Simon takes out his phone and types in the address of the place they are going. Thanks to the instructions of his phone they get to the beach. It takes a while for them to find a place to park the car but in the end they find one. They walk to the beach. Luckily there is a lot of room so even if there are a bunch of people they easily find a spot in the sand to drop their stuff. Sasha immediately went to the beach tent to go to the toilet. In a minute she is back again.

''That was fast.'' Kori comments.

''I didn't go.'' Sasha responds.

''Why not?'' Roy raises an eyebrow.

''Do any of you have 50 cents?''

''What?''

''Because you have to eat or drink something there or give 50 cents.''

''Just go no one will notice.'' Artemis argues.

Jason takes some coins from his pocket. ''Here.''

With that Sasha leaves and the others put their chairs in the sand or lie their beach towels on the sand. They then put sunscreen on. Jason makes sure to put a lot on Bizarro and gives him a hat to make sure he doesn't get sunburn. Artemis rolls her eyes at Jason's caution.

''The breeze feels really nice.'' Kori comments.

Bizarro nods in agreement.

''Thanks to the wind it is here much cooler.''

When Sasha is back Jason calls for their attention. But not before making sure she also puts sunscreen on. He points to a wooden pole with a picture of a smiling sun on it. ''Everybody remember that picture that is where we are on the beach.''

Everyone nods except for Roy who is busy with something else on his phone.

''Roy?''

''What?'' Roy looks up.

''Did you hear what I said?''

''Totally Jay-bird.''

Jason raises an eyebrow but decides to ignore it. Kori and Artemis are sunbathing, while Simon is reading a paper. Jason, Bizarro and Sasha are moving towards the sea to swim and play in the water. Roy says he is going to walk around the beach. He saw some people with kites which he wants to get a closer look at.

Sasha, Jason and Bizarro swim for a while but then Bizarro notices some children playing in the sand and building a sand castle.

''Red him me want play with sand to. Can we?''

''Of course we can buddy.'' Jason responds and looks at Sasha. She smiles. ''We will make the biggest one!''

Jason buys some buckets and shovels at a shop close to the beach.

''Why is it so expensive here? In Gotham it is much cheaper. '' Jason mutters.

''Because here you are near the sea.'' Sasha responds.

The three of them start building a sand castle and Kori thinks it looks like fun so she decides to join them. At first it doesn't work because the sand doesn't hold their shape.

''Has anyone ever build a sand castle before?'' Sasha asks.

''Nope.'' Jason responds.

''You need to use sand that is a bit wetter. Either move closer to the sea or you have to dig a very deep hole.'' Simon explains from his position in the chair, being done reading his newspaper and now reading a science magazine. Artemis is now reading the paper.

The four of them move closer to the sea. They fill buckets with sand and put them upside down to make towers and walls for the sandcastle. When the building with the sand is done they make a canal around the castle and a bridge over the canal. They then fill the canal with water. Because they are close to the sea the water doesn't easily disappear in the sand.

Bizarro and Kori still think the castle is a little bit plain looking so they decide they should all go searching for shells to decorate it with. They find some nice shells and start decorating the castle. Some of the nicest shells they put in a bag to take home. When they have taken a few (100) pictures of the castle and have joined Artemis and Simon again several hours have passed since they arrived. They are starting to get hungry and have decided to eat something at the beach tent. The only problem is Roy still hasn't returned. When Jason calls his phone they discover he left it in his bag by his beach towel. Just when they wanted to look for him he appears.

''Finally I have found you guys!'' He exclaimed.

''Were you lost?'' Sasha asks.

''No I just didn't know where you guys were.''

''So you didn't listen to me did you?'' Jason points to the pole with the picture of a smiling sun. '' I told you you had to remember we were by the picture of the smiling sun.''

''Aah so that is where those things are for.''

After they have eaten and are driving back to Gotham they all think back to a fun day.


Author's note

It is so hot outside! I cannot sleep because of the warmth.

So this isn't really a funny chapter, even though I did try. I hope you still enjoyed it.

Does anyone recognise some of the things?

It has been almost three years since I started this fanfic. Thank you for reading it. I have two chapters I still want to write and then I will write the ending of this fanfic that will probably be one chapter and an epilogue though I am still not sure about that. We will see.