Kiss 26
I do not own Red Hood and the outlaws.
Jason is getting ready for patrol. He already has his armor on, guns in their holster and was just getting his gloves and helmet when Artemis enters the room.
''Hey Artemis, already back from shopping with Rose and Donna?''
''Yeah.. you already getting ready for patrol?''
''Yup.'' Jason responds popping the p. '' I am not going on patrol alone but all the bats are doing a big mission tonight and after that we have a missing debriefing so don't wait for me.''
''And here I though you still had a little time.'' Artemis responds as she dumps her bag on the table and walks towards Jason.
''Did you have fun? Did you buy anything?'' Jason says as he puts his gloves on.
''I did have fun but only bought one thing. Nothing else cached my eye until now.'' She eyes her boyfriend. ''Why don't we play a little game before you go?''
''Ar I have to go. If I am late I will have to deal with B's mood all night.''
''But I haven't seen you all day.''
''You saw me this morning and that is more something I would say, don't steal my lines.''
''Yes your drooling morning face is undeniable cute but It will only take a minute.''
''Alright.''
''I spy with my little eye and the colour is red.''
Jason gives her a deadpan stare. ''Wow what could that be. There aren't like more than ten red things here. All right let me guess my helmet?''
''No.''
''The bat symbol on my chest.''
Artemis shakes her head.
''Your hair.''
''Are you paying attention?''
''Yes let me guess, you think I hadn't noticed that your lips weren't red when you left. You bought a new lipstick, right?''
''I did.'' Artemis walks closer to him.
Jason gives a soft smile in victory.
''But it was not the right answer.'' Artemis says as she hugs him.
''What else is red?'' Jason raises an eyebrow.
''Your cheek.'' Artemis whispers.
''What?''
Artemis kisses him on the cheek.
''Haha very funny but I am not getting embarrassed and blush by that anymore.'' He wiggles his eyebrows. ''We have done much more than that already. ''
He gives her a kiss on the lips. ''Good night.''
''Goodnight.'' Artemis smiles.
Jason puts his helmet on and leaves.
Later after patrol and the mission Jason arrives in the cave and takes off his helmet. Dick watches him in short confusing before starting laughing, loudly.
''What?'' Jason raises an eyebrow.
Duke also looks at him. ''Dude..you have something on your face...''
And when Stephanie walks towards them she giggles . ''Here look into a mirror. '' She says as she hands him her small mirror after het giggles have subsided.
Jason takes the mirror and looks into it. There is red lipstick on his cheek. Soon the colour is joined by the red of his blush as he is embarrassed.
''Ugh.''
''I must say that colour looks really good on you.'' Dick says and Jason glares at him as he tries to wipe it off with his hands.
''It really brings out your eyes'' Stephanie agrees.
''I hate you all.'' Jason responds. ''Why doesn't it come off.''
''Use water.'' Cass comments.
''Thank you, finally someone helpful.''
Alfred comes to him with a wet cloth.
''Thank you Alfie.'' Jason responds as he tries to wipe it off.
Jason groans. '' Why won't it still come off?''
''Maybe she bought the water-resistant type?'' Tim suggests as he is typing on the batcomputer.
''Why aren't you laughing?'' Dick asks.
Tim glares at Stephanie.
''I can feel a story coming.'' Barbara says.
''What is going on?'' Bruce asks as he walks into the cave together with Selina and Damian. Damian laughs at Jason and Selina winks at him.
''Aw...jealous? Here let me give you a big smack.'' Selina moves towards Damian's forehead.
''Ugh..you!''
''You guys want one to?'' Dick shakes his head and Stephanie answers. ''No I'm good.''
''Ah Bruce how could I forget about you.'' She says as she puts a kiss on his cheek.
"...''
''I know you love me.''
Author's note
This was funnier in my head. This was supposed to be chapter 17 but I decided to save it for the end. I am planning on making one chapter for the end and then a epilogue or two very short chapters.
To guest: I do not mind some criticism but pleas elaborate so that I can understand and improve. How is Jason a simp in last chapter? He is just joking and flirting. I think you might misunderstand my writing. Do other people also misunderstand this, please let me know so I can improve!
