Tired. Ancious. Confused.

Shikamaru was smoking so much weed you could smell his pants.

The door to his cadlac burst open (his cadalac was the size of a house evidently) and who was it other than Tsunade.

"Where did you put it shadow boy?"

"No where taunade i swear!"

"So you admit theres an 'it' that could be somewhere!"

"Genuinely i am confused as to what were talking about"

"You know"

"No

"You know"

No?

You knowwwww

No

Cmon im looking for naruto weiner

Oh yeah i forgot about that i put it in my pocket to save for later

Good boy now fetch

Tsunade threw a grenade across the calalac room whatever. Skihamaru lept into the air catching it with his mouth. He exploded. Taunade walked away fromt eh explosion without looking back. The lonley island.

Naruto shows up

Granny tsunande! Did you find my weiner!

Yes naruto i did

Oh great! Where is it?

Roasting with the fucking corpse of shikamaru

Yo mannnnn i really wanted that weiner :(

I know naruto, i know. Now youoo have to find a new weiner on your own. This is your destiny .

Whats theis about a weiner? Said sakura

Oh salura, good youre here

Yeah whats up

Can you clip my fingernails? I have a meeting in two weeks from now

Why of course hokage samalhammadingdong

Hey granny tauande do you knw where sasuke is by chance?

No ige literally never mwt him

Oh yeah i guess tats true huh. Sakura you?

Last i heard he was at the game golf club playing hookie with the dogs

Aw thats just like him :') alright im putta hete

Bye bye lover boy

Naruto skips and frolics to the golf place, weiners falling out of his pockets constantly

Oh sasukeee oh sasukkeeeee where are youuuu

Sasuke pulls out his ak47 and shoots naruto to the fucking death

"Thats the last time you ever see kansas... Bitch"

Everyone claps. The series is called sarada now because sarada is a much more compelling character than boruto could ever be. Honestly glad sasuke did away with that lunatic. Like really? Who do you think you are? Marthin luther king günter?Hmm? No. Your naruto usuzmaki. Master of dildos. Nothing more.

Orochimaru shows up and says "oh did i ealk in on something?"

out his fucking ak47 and shoots the ochrochimaru to fucking death

"Lassy were... Not in kansas anymore"

Choji wapks in

"¶oh did i walk in on something?"

Shakamru pulls out hos ak47 seven and shoots choji to fucking fdeath.

"What a drag... Hatold and finx(maudetho?))"

"Shakamaru. We can finally run away together and elipe." Wait the who saying this sorry this is ky only edit lol

"Yes honey lets make beetle huice on the way bome. I have to be pegged by 9 o clock. Twmari with be furious with me if i miss our agree ment time"

Sasuke puls out his ak347 and fucking shoots ksianmaru

"You realpy thought id fall for that did yoh... You knwow aht they say...m kanasas is a bitch!"

Naruto slithers out from the bullet hole ridden skin of shikamaru

"Ahhhh how did you see through my disguise?"

"You fool. It was somple teaply. I coukd smell you. You smell like wet dog."

"No! Foiled by my wet dog smell again!"

"Ay you think that haa something to do with the nine tailed fox?"

"Excuse me she goes by bitch tailed bitch synfrome now. She had confirmation surgery and its really important that you reapect that."

"Oh holy shit i didnt nnow is she happy?"

"Shes exstatic"

Sasuke had a tear in his eye

"Jesus fucking christ naruto... The idea that after all these years they..."

"She :') "

"... Shed find peace in herself. I cant believe it. Im so happy."

"I know. I ak too. The world can be a cruel place but together you and eye can find ways to better ourselves and make the most of what we have. Its so important."

Sasuke pulled out his ak47 fucking shot naruto in the god damn nose. Salura slithers out of his nostril

"Sasuke dinner is ready."

"Coming dear"

And with that that concludes the end of world war three. All in all i think it was pretty cool thans for reading

6/25/21