Hi, everyone! I'm back with another chapter of DC Superhero Girls and Aura Guardian! And these chapters are a two part finale episode! It's got stuff with knights and dragons and all that stuff! I hope you'll enjoy it! And now, on with the story!

*I DON'T OWN POKÉMON OR DC SUPERHERO GIRLS!*

The morning sun was rising over the WOOHP Headquarters in Metropolis, and all seemed peaceful.

WOOHP Agent #1: I still can't believe we arrested some alien bird warrior!

WOOHP Agent #2: I know! But this was prior to Ash's request! I tell ya, that boy will make a great WOOHP agent one day!

WOOHP Agent #1: Can't argue with that! Plus, he's living the life of a super hero!

Suddenly...

WOOHP Agent #3: [running] [panting]

WOOHP Agent #2: Whoa! What happened?!

WOOHP Agent #3: Doomwing got loose!

WOOHP Agent #1: HE WHAT?!

[blasting] [explosion]

WOOHP Agent #4: EVERYBODY GET DOWN!

And they did just that!

Doomwing: [laughing maniacally] Freedom!

WOOHP Agent #2: Stop right there!

Doomwing: Time to go!

Later that day...

Babs: [singing] I sing thee a tale of times of olde Of maidens fair and champions bold Of a winsome princess shut high away Her fate to become a cruel dragon's prey But lo! Comes a knight, so brave and so strong To rescue the damsel, to right all the wrongs Fiddle-de-dee, fa-la…

Kara: Fiddle-de-dude! Enough already! [knocks the book out of her hands]

Today was a special day in Metropolis! Today was the day of the Renaissance Faire, as Babs seemed to be dressed as a mandolin player.

Babs: [picks the book up] [strums her mandolin] Prithee, Milady Danvers! Hark! Hark and thither! Uponst this most portentous morn, at the eminent Faire of thine Renaissance, do nottest thou callest me of mine olde moniker "Babs" and stuff! In lieu, I beseech thee, referest thou to my humble personage as… Lady Barbara de Gordon, First of her Name, Maker of Burritos, Daughter of Jim.

Swoobat: SWOOBAT! SWOO!

Kara just gave her a dry look, upsetting her.

Babs: C'mon, Kara! The Renaissance Faire is only fun if you play along!

Kara: Uh-uh, dude, I'm only here for two things, 'kay, to eat turkey legs and to laugh at geeks.

Incineroar: [rolls its eyes] [slowly shakes his head] [sighs] INCINEROAR!

That's when they heard Jessica and Karen, who were dressed as an Elvin Ranger and a fairy.

Jessica: Hey, guys!

Kara: Speaking of which…

Babs: Wow! Great costumes.

Jessica: Thanks! [poses] I'm an Elvin Ranger…

Kara: [coughs] Geek! [coughs]

Incineroar: [facepalms] [telling Kara she's impossible] INCIN INCINEROAR!

Kara: Eh, keep your fur on, Incineroar!

Then...

Clover: [coming in with Sam and Alex] Well, at least some of us have sense of royal fashion! Besides, you gotta at least looks the part when at a Renaissance Faire!

Jessica: Wow, girls! Looking good!

Reuniclus: REU!

Pikipek: PIKIPEK!

Babs: They look so real!

Alex: That's because they are real! See? [knocks on her helmet]

[CLANK! CLANK!]

Ash: [coming up to them] [dressed as Sir Aaron] Hey, girls!

Pikachu: PIKA PIKA!

Lucario: MRAH!

Babs: [gasps] [whispers] Ash?! What are you doing in your hero outfit?!

Ash: Babs, my hero outfit's red! I'm dressed as Sir Aaron, the original Aura Guardian! And he's blue!

Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!

Babs: Oh! Sorry! I sometimes get those two things mixed up!

Ash: No worries! The six of you look awesome!

Babs: Thanks!

Jessica: [to the Spies] By the way, where did you get your outfits from anyway?

Clover: Oh! We got them on a little time travel mission to the Middle Ages!

Babs: [gasps deeply] [eyes sparkle] Time travel?!

Alex: Yeah! You wouldn't believe how brutal it was!

Sam: The people there thought we were witches and a black knight that came from the future to the past tried to take over the world by trying to take the crown and throne and reclaim his destiny!

Karen: Yikes!

Alex: I know!

Then, a pair of gloved hands covered Ash's eyes!

Ash: Huh?

Serena (Pokémon): Guess who?

Ash: [laughs] Hey, Serena!

But when Ash got a glimpse of her...

She was wearing her showcase outfit!

Ash: Whoa! Serena!

Serena (Pokémon): Yep! It's me!

Ash: Wow! You look super pretty! As always!

Serena (Pokémon): [blushes] Aww! [hugs him] Thanks, Ashy!

Ash: No problem!

Serena (Pokémon): You're just a big sweetheart! [kisses his cheek]

Ash: [blushes] [chuckles] I try! [notices, May, Max, and Brock approaching] Hey, you guys!

May: Hi, Ashy!

Ash: Hey! You're all wearing the same outfits from when we went to Cameran Palace!

Max: We sure are!

Babs: Cameran Palace? Where's that?

Ash: It's a palace in the Kanto Region back in our world! Home to Lady Ilene!

Brock: And that's where we met Lucario and learned about Sir Aaron!

Babs: [eyes sparkle] Whoa! So amazing!

Jessica: That sounds exciting!

Brock: [to Ash] I see you've decided to go as Sir Aaron!

Ash: Yep! Obviously! [to Serena, May, and Sam] What do you girls think?

Sam: I personally love it!

May: I've always loved it!

Serena (Pokémon): You look incredibly handsome!

Ash: [blushes] Ya think so?

Serena (Pokémon): I sure do, [boops his nose] honey buns! [winks]

Ash: [blushes] [giggles]

Beautifly: [lands on May's shoulder] BEAUTIFLY!

Babs: Ooh! Another beautiful butterfly!

May: Yep! This is my Beautifly!

Beautifly: [greeting] BEAUTIFLY!

Jessica: [as she pulls out her Rotom Phone] So that's a Beautifly!

Jessica's Rotom Phone: Beautifly, the Butterfly Pokémon. A Bug and Flying type. Vibrantly patterned wings are its prominent feature. It sucks sweet flower nectar with its long mouth.

Jessica: It is beautiful!

Ash: Yep! So is May!

May: Oh, Ash!

She then pecked his cheek.

May: [giggles]

That's when Goh showed up, wearing his knight suit from Kalos.

Goh: Hey, guys!

Ash: Hey, Goh! You're wearing the knight suit from when we met Wikstrom!

Goh: Sure am!

Cinderace: CINDERACE!

Grookey: GROOKEY!

Farfetch'd: [next to Goh] FARFETCH'D!

Babs: Ooh! [as she pulls out her Rotom Phone] Who's that Pokémon?

Babs' Rotom Phone: Farfetch'd, the Wild Duck Pokémon. A Normal and Flying type. They use a plant stalk as a weapon, but not all of them use it in the same way. Several distinct styles of stalk fighting have been observed.

Babs: Ooh! Interesting!

Ash: I didn't know you brought your Farfetch'd along!

Goh: Of course! Why wouldn't I?

Farfetch'd: [to Karen] [greeting] [bows] FARFETCH'D FAR!

Karen: Um, hello!

Ash: Speaking of which, I brought one of my Pokémon back from our world!

Babs: Ooh! Which one?

Ash: You'll see, Babs! I'll show you when Zee and Diana get here!

Pikachu: PIKACHU!

Goh: Speaking of them, where are they?

Jessica: They're running late. They'll meet us inside.

Babs: Then let us not tarry! Into the Faire we goooooo.

Swoobat: SWOOBAT!

Ash: Yeah!

Goh: Onward!

Pikachu: PIKACHU!

Lucario: MRAH!

Lycanroc: ROC!

Cinderace: CINDERACE!

Grookey: GROOKEY!

Farfetch'd: FARFETCH'D!

Soon, our heroes were in the Faire, and they were amazed by all the festivities!

[people talking indistinctly]

[children laughing]

Ash: Wow!

Goh: Look at this place!

Serena (Pokémon): It's looks amazing!

May: Feels like you're in the Middle Ages!

Max: Sure does!

Brock: Yeah!

Karen: Uh-huh. This isn't the Renaissance Faire they were talking about in the news, is it? You know, the one where some people go and [gulps] [voice breaks] never come back?

Ribombee: BOM?

Serena (Pokémon): Never come back?

Babs: Yeah! 'Cause it's awesome!

Goh: I highly doubt that happens!

Ash: Yeah! [to Serena] You can count on me to keep you safe, my beautiful performer!

Pikachu: PIKACHU!

Lycanroc: LYCANROC!

Lucario: MRAH!

Serena (Pokémon): Aww! [hugs him] Thanks, Ashy!

Ash: No problem!

Serena (Pokémon): You're my handsome knightypoo! [kisses his cheek] Mwah!

Ash: [blushes] [giggles]

Pikachu: PIKACHU!

Serena (Pokémon): And I love you, Ashy! [boops his nose] Boop!

May: [as she and Sam hug him] So do we!

Ash: I love you girls too!

Kara: [wraps an arm around Karen] Forget those rumors, Karen. They're just trying to scare people off to keep the crowds down, so they don't run out of turkey legs. Hey, did someone say turkey legs?

Goh: [sweat drops] Oh, Kara!

Little did they know, a certain trio was attending the Faire as well!

Jessie: Twerps and Pikachu!

Wobbuffet: WOBBUFFET!

James: Who woulda thought we'd find them here at a place that makes you feel like you're in the Middle Ages!

Meowth: A twoip of course!

Jessie then laughs and takes out a fan and waves it.

Jessie: This Renaissance Faire makes me feel like I'm royal!

James: And the royal treasure shall be plundering Pikachu and the rest of the twerps' Pokémon!

Meowth: Yeah!

Wobbuffet: WOBBUFFET!

Our heroes were currently at the food court, where Kara was anxiously waiting to get a turkey leg.

Kara: Oh, hey, there. I'd like two turkey legs to go… [reads the girl's name tag] Amber.

Ember: It's Ember.

Kara: Got it. Leg us, Amber!

Incineroar: [breathes fire] INCINEROAR!

Jessica: And the corn on the cob on a stick.

Pikipek: [asks Jessica if it can have corn too] PIKI PIKIPEK?

Jessica: Of course, Pikipek! Make that two corn on the cob on a stick!

Ash: And I'll try one of each, please?

When Ember got a look at Ash, she tinted a blush but shook it off immediately!

Ember: Ugh!

Jessica: Thanks, Ember. [to Kara] I'm a little surprised you came today. I didn't think Renaissances Faires were really your thing.

Kara: You kidding? I love this.

[sizzling]

Kara and Jessica: [munching on their turkey and corn]

Ash: Well, might as well give it a try!

When he bit into them...

Ash: Wow! These are good!

Pikachu: [trying some of the corn] [agreeing] PIKACHU!

Jessica: I know!

Kara: [points at Ember] Ha! Geek! [walks away]

Incineroar: [apologizing] INCINEROAR!

Ember: [grunts]

Jessica: Sorry about her, Amber.

She then turns to Pikipek with a second corn on the cob.

Jessica: Here you are, Pikipek!

Pikipek: [happy] PIKIPEK! [pecking at the corn] PIKI PIKI PIKI!

After they left...

Ember: It's Ember. Ugh!

While Ember was viewing the crowd, she noticed a girl dressed as a princess, who was on her phone.

Ember: Hmm? [laughs wickedly]

Soon, Ember started following the girl, who didn't even know she was being watched. And when they came to a dark corner, Ember started to grow, horns, razor sharp teeth, and claws sharp as knives which casted upon her shadow!

Ember: [growls]

Kara: Hey, geek!

Ember: Hmm?

Kara: [waving a bone] I'm ready for round two. Time is turkey legs. Let's go!

Ember: Ugh!

Back at the turkey leg stand, Ember was giving Kara buckets of turkey legs.

Kara: Keep 'em coming, Amber! I'm starving!

And she did just that, much to her displeasement.

Kara: That's right. Yeah, keep it. Yeah. Right. And, one for the chompers! Aaaah! [as Ember places a turkey leg into her mouth and rolls her eyes] [muffled] Okay. Thanks geek.

Incineroar: [chuckles] [telling Kara to never change] INCIN INCINEROAR!

Ash: I hope you're gonna share some of those with me, sis!

Pikachu: PIKACHU!

Kara: We'll see, li'l bro! We'll see!

After they left, Ember started to ponder.

Ember: [sighs] You think you're hungry, I haven't had a decent meal in centuries. [observing the "princesses" within the crowd] You call these princesses? Blech. Bland. Tasteless. Nothing but empty calories. What I wouldn't do for an old-fashioned, authentic, delicious, delectable… [sniffs] Wait! Is that? [gasps] After all these years.

Turns out, she saw Zee as a princess, wearing a very beautiful dress and crown.

And Sylveon was wearing a tiara and dress shoes made for it!

And it was wearing the same dress as Zee!

Sylveon: SYLVEON!

Ember: [relieved] A real princess! [drools] [stars in eyes] [shakes it off] [laughs wickedly]

Then, she placed a "closed" sign on the turkey leg stand.

Zee: Hello, my subjects. Oh, photos are encouraged. Oh, and don't forget, Hashtag Princess Zee.

Sylveon: [waving to the people with its feelers] [winking] SYLVEON SYLVE!

Zee: Yes! And Hashtag Princess Sylveon! Ooh! This is fun! Am I right, Sylveon?

Sylveon: [agreeing] SYLVE!

Zee: [to Diana] Though two gorgeous princesses would be far more social media-worthy.

Diana: What do you mean? I am dressed as a princess, as instructed.

Zee: That is not, "princess." This… [spins around, as her dress sparkles] is "princess."

Sylveon: [posing] SYLVEON!

Zee: See? Even Sylveon gets it!

Diana: Indeed not.

Zee: Huh?

Diana: "Princess" is a title of birthright, defended on the field of battle, then passed down from one generation to the next. One's dress is not a factor.

Zee: Uh, it's the only factor! What's the point of being a princess if you don't get to be gorgeous?

Sylveon: [agreeing] [flips a feeler] VEON!

Diana: The actual point of being a princess is leadership and diplomacy.

Pidgeot: [lands on Diana's shoulder] [saying nobility is included as well] PIDGEOT!

Diana: Indeed, Pidgeot! And nobility!

Pidgeot: GEOT!

Zee: Where's the fun in that?

Diana: Who said ruling kingdoms is fun?

Babs: [singing] [plays her mandolin] I tell thee a tale of two princesses fair! Who showed up totally late but it's okay we don't mind!

Then, Zee noticed Ash nearby, which caused excitement for her!

Zee: Oh, Ashykins!

Ash: Oh! Hey, Zee...

Zee: Hi, Ashykins! Whaddya think? Do I look good or what?

Ash: [blushes] Wow, Zee. You look really beautiful.

Zee: Aww! Thanks, Ashykins!

She then kisses him on the forehead.

Zee: You're always so sweet!

Ash: So are you, Zee Zee!

Zee giggled at this, then she turned to Pikachu.

Zee: What do you think, Pikachu? Like it?

Pikachu: [nods] [saying she looks very pretty] PIKA PIKACHU!

Zee: Aww! Thanks, Pikachu!

She then pets Pikachu on the head.

Zee: You're really sweet too!

Pikachu: [happy] PIKA PIKA!

Ash: So, I see you've decided to go as a princess!

Zee: Yep! [spins around] And I feel so royal!

Ash: Yeah! I agree! Check it out! I'm Sir Aaron!

Zee: You sure are! And you look so handsome in that outfit!

Ash: Aww, thanks! [gasps] Hey, I have an idea! Since you're dressed as a princess for the Faire, why don't you be my princess for the day, and I can be your prince! How's that sound?

Zee: EEEEEE! [hugs him] I thought you'd never ask! [kisses him] Mwah!

Ash: [blushes] [chuckles] Awesome!

Sylveon: [next to Zee] SYLVEON!

Ash: Wow, Zee! Sylveon's dressed like you! Only it's wearing a tiara!

Pikachu: PIKACHU!

Zee: I know! I was able to make an exact replica of my outfit with my magic and I even made some shoes for Sylveon too!

Ash: That's awesome!

Sylveon: [asking Zee how it looks] SYLVE?

Zee: Fabulous as always, Sylveon!

Sylveon: [happy] SYLVEON!

Lycanroc: [telling Sylveon it looks amazing] LYCANROC!

Sylveon: [happy] VEON!

Sylveon then went over to Lycanroc.

Sylveon: [kisses it] VEON!

Lycanroc: [surprised] [blushing] LYCANROC!

Sylveon: [being cute] VEON!

Zee: Aww! Isn't that cute?

Ash: It sure is!

Zee: I love you, Ashykins! [hugs him] And sometimes, I wish for the two of us to be closer than ever! I hope you probably feel the same way! [kisses both of his cheeks, leaving lipstick marks] Mwah! Mwah!

Ash: [blushes] Aww, I love you too, Zee!

Jessica: Oh, there you guys are.

Serena (Pokémon): Wow, Zee! You look beautiful!

Delphox: DELPHOX!

Pancham: PANCHAM!

Serena's Sylveon: SYLVEON!

Zee: Thanks, you guys! [to the Spies] I especially like your outfits, girls! They almost look like the real thing!

Alex: That's 'cause they are real! See? [knocks on her helmet]

[CLANK! CLANK!]

Sam: We basically got them from our one mission we had!

Clover: Long story short, it involved time travel, the Middle Ages and a power-crazed villain wanting to rewrite history and take over the world!

Zee: You time traveled?! Incredible!

Jessica: Come on, let's go have some fun!

Max: Yeah! Let's go!

Ash: [to Zee] [holds out his arm] Shall we, milady?

Zee: [hugs his arm] We shall, [nuzzles cheeks with him] my brave knight!

Ash: [blushes] [chuckles]

Soon, they were exploring the Faire and having a good time. Then, Brock saw three beautiful girls dressed as princesses.

Brock: [love struck] WOW!

Girls: Huh?

Brock: Oh, fair ladies! May I have the honor of being your handsome prince on this lovely day?

Croagunk: [Poison Jab move] CROAGUNK!

Brock: GUH!

Max: [pulling him away by the ear] Sorry! But princess shopping is closed for eternity!

Kara: [laughs] That's just rich!

Diana then noticed a guy locked in a wooden pillory eating fries.

Diana: Pfft! Never in my 317 years, have I seen criminals allowed the fries of France! Everything here is most inauthentic. Except for the turkey legs. Which look delicious.

Kara: [munching]

Incineroar: [sweat drops] ROAR!

Goh: [to Kara] [sweat drops] Aren't you going to at least share a few of those turkey legs?

Kara: Nah!

Babs: What's inauthentic? There's Ye Olde Snack Bar, Ye Olde ATM Machine, Ye Olde WiFi Mobile Hot Spot!

Zee: [on her phone] [sighs] Forget it, Babs, you're talking to the princess of party poop, here.

Goh: [snickers] Princess of party poop!

Zee then pulls Ash close to her and holds up her phone.

Zee: Selfie time!

Ash: [chuckles]

The first one involved them making faces! The next one involved them nuzzling cheeks while making two halves of a heart! And the third one involved them just smiling while Babs was making bunny ears behind them!

Ash: Babs!

Babs: Come on! Nothing's better than having someone do bunny ears behind someone!

Zee just rolled her eyes.

Zee: Other than that, these turned out great! And you looked great in them too, Ashykins!

Ash: So did you, my princess!

Zee: [blushes and giggles]

Babs: [singing] [strums her mandolin] Say I, Diana, thee hath not yet, seen the full pleasures of the Faire! Pray, follow and be enchanted!

Diana: [sighs] If I must.

Babs: Huzzah!

While they were walking, Ember was watching them with a sinister smile on her face.

Ember: [laughs wickedly]

Jessica: By the way, Ash! What's the Pokémon that you brought along?

Zee: Pokémon? What Pokémon? Which one is it?

Ash: [pulls out a PokéBall] You'll see! It's the one Pokémon I had ever since I met it in the Galar Region! [as he tosses it] Come on out, Sirfetch'd!

Sirfetch'd: [appearing] SIRFETCH'D!

Babs: Whoa! [eyes sparkling] So cool!

Sirfetch'd: SIRFETCH'D SIR!

Diana: [as she pulls out her Rotom Phone] Now this is what's known as an authentic Pokémon!

Diana's Rotom Phone: Sirfetch'd, the Wild Duck Pokémon. A Fighting type. Only Farfetch'd that have survived many battles can attain this evolution. When this Pokémon's leek withers, it will retire from combat.

Diana: Retire? But couldn't it just get a new leek like that?

Sirfetch'd: [notices Zee as a princess] [gasps] SIR! [kneels] SIRFETCH'D SIRFETCH'D!

Ash: Uh oh! I think Sirfetch'd thinks you're an actual princess, Zee!

Pikachu: PIKACHU!

Zee: Well, I'm flattered Sirfetch'd! But I'm not really a princess!

However, Zee smiled and flipped her hair.

Zee: But I'm glad you think I'm worthy!

Zee then started to rub its head.

Zee: You sure are chivalrous!

Sirfetch'd: [honored] SIRFETCH'D!

[stomach growls from Ash]

Ash: [embarrassed chuckles] Guess I'm kinda hungry! Sirfetch'd, would mind protecting Zee until I get back with lunch for the both of us! If you succeed, there's corn on the cob on a stick in it for you!

Sirfetch'd: [nods] FETCH! [protecting Zee] SIRFETCH'D!

Ash: Great! Guard her with your life! [starts to leave, but comes back] I'll be back in a minute, babe! I'm gonna take care of lunch! [kisses Zee on the cheek and leaves]

Zee just swoons at this!

Zee: [sighs romantically] I love that man!

Serena (Pokémon): We all do, Zee!

Meanwhile, Ash was heading to the food stand, but when he got there, it was closed!

Ash: Closed?! Aw, man! Hello? Ember? [waits a bit] Nobody home! Oh well!

Ash: Well, they aren't turkey legs, but soft pretzels are just as good!

Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!

Ash: Hey, Princess Zee! I'm back!

Zee: Great! I was just getting to know your Sirfetch'd more!

Babs: Ooh! What'd you get to know about it?

Zee: Sirfetch'd is very brave and it was true to its word on keeping me safe!

Sirfetch'd: [proud] SIRFETCH'D SIRFETCH'D!

Ash: That's my Sirfetch'd for you! Like a true knight!

Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!

Zee: [hugs Ash's arm] And you're just as brave, Ashykins! You're my brave and handsome knightypoo!

Ash: [blushes] Aww, Zee Zee! Well you're my beautiful and super awesome princess!

Zee: [blushes and giggles]

Serena, May, and Sam then hug Ash.

Serena: And we all love you too, Ash!

Ash: I love you girls too! When Sirfetch'd saw Goh's Farfetch'd...

Sirfetch'd: [bowing in greeting] SIRFETCH'D!

Farfetch'd: [bows] FAR!

Ash: Looks like they've become friends already!

Pikachu: PIKA!

Then...

Farfetch'd and Sirfetch'd: [clashing] FAR!/SIR!

Ash: I stand corrected!

Pikachu: [sweat drops] PIKA!

Diana: From the looks of it, Farfetch'd evolve into Sirfetch'd, correct?

Ash: Well, sorta!

Zee: Whatever do you mean, dear?

Ash: See, Goh's Farfetch'd is the one found in the Kanto Region and aren't capable of evolving! But Sirfetch'd evolve from the Farfetch'd that are found in the Galar Region! Kanto Farfetch'd are Normal and Flying types while Galarian Farfetch'd are Fighting types and their leeks are different sizes!

Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!

Sirfetch'd: [nodding] SIR!

Diana: Fascinating!

Clover was currently showing off to the crowd. And the crowd was in awe!

Boy #1: She's beautiful!

Boy #2: I'm in love!

Clover: [giggles]

Sam: Showoff!

Clover: I heard that!

Zee was a little jealous from all the attention she was receiving!

Zee: How come she's getting all the attention?! I'm a princess too!

Ash: You have me attracted, milady!

Zee: Oh, [nuzzles noses with Ash] you're right!

Ash: [smiles] I know!

Zee: [plays with his cheeks] You're still very sweet, honey bunch!

Ash: [blushes] I try!

Zee: And that's what I love about you, you handsome knightypoo!

Ash: [blushes] [giggles]

Pikachu: [giggles] PIKACHU!

Zee then turns to Pikachu with a cheeky smile.

Zee: And here's a kiss for you, Pikachu! [kisses its forehead] Mwah!

Lycanroc: [blushes] [smiles sheepishly] LYCANROC!

Zee: [giggles]

They were now at a blacksmith stand, and Babs was amazed by all the weaponry.

Babs: Whoa! Woo! Hark, Diana! [lifts a mace] A giant mace! Authentic, am I right!

However, the mace was too heavy and Babs ended up falling backwards.

[metal thuds]

Babs: [groans] [eyes spinning] And dense!

Swoobat: [asking if she's alright] SWOOBAT?

Babs: Never better!

Swoobat: BAT!

Brock: [helps her up] You've gotta be more careful!

Babs: Right!

Diana: [grabs a sword] Authentic!?

[sword whooshes]

Diana: This workmanship is crude and lazy. Hmm.

She then set the sword down on an anvil and started banging it with a hammer to make it more authentic.

Goh: Whoa!

Cinderace: RACE!

However, Zee was looking on at this with a bored expression.

Zee: [grunts]

She then got a cheeky idea and grabbed Ash by the shoulders.

Zee: Give me some sugar, handsome knight!

Then, she kissed Ash on the lips and started making out with him!

Ash: [moans] [giggles]

Zee: [moans]

After that, they separated.

Ash: Wow!

Zee: And I wish to do more than just kiss and make out with you, Ashykins! I want us to be closer than ever before!

Ash: Me too, Zee!

Zee: [hugs him and cups his cheek] Once we get back to the penthouse, I have a little surprise for you!

Ash: Alright!

Sylveon: [being fabulous] SYLVEON SYLVE!

Zee: That's right, Sylveon! You're fabulous as always!

Sylveon: [happy] SYLVE! [flipping a feeler] [saying they're gorgeous] SYLVEON!

Zee: We sure are! Am I right, Ashykins? [bats her eyelashes]

Ash: [blushes] Yeah! Of course you are! You're one of the most beautiful girls I know!

Zee: Aww! Thanks, Ashykins!

She then nuzzles noses with him and kisses him.

Zee: [cuddles him] My big strong handsome knightypoo!

Ash: [blushes] [giggles]

While Babs was looking at more of the weapons, she noticed a strange "shield"!

Babs: Huh? [picks it up] This is a strange looking shield!

Suddenly, a pair of yellow eyes appeared on it and it didn't seem too happy!

Bronzor: [annoyed] [red vein] BRON BRONZOR!

Ash: That's not a shield, Babs! That's a Bronzor!

Zee: [as she pulls out her Rotom Phone] Bronzor?

Zee's Rotom Phone: Bronzor, the Bronze Pokémon. A Steel and Psychic type. They are found in ancient tombs. The patterns on their back are said to be imbued with mysterious power.

Zee: Ooh! That's interesting!

Bronzor: [Gyro Ball move] BRONZOR!

Ash: It's using Gyro Ball!

Kara: Oh, I am so catching that! [takes out a PokéBall] And...

Goh: [tosses a PokéBall] Go!

Bronzor: [hit by the PokéBall] BRON!

Bronzor was then sucked into the PokéBall! And with a few shakes and a 'ping'...

Goh's Rotom Phone: Bronzor has been newly registered to your Pokédex!

Goh: Alright! I just caught a Bronzor!

Cinderace: [happy] CINDERACE!

Crowd: [cheering]

Goh: Thank you! Thank you very much! Oh, you're too kind!

Kara wasn't happy that Goh beat her to it!

Kara: Hey! I was gonna catch that Bronzor!

Goh: [smirks] You've gotta be quicker than that, Kara!

Kara: Oh yeah?! [as she pulls out a PokéBall] I'll fix ya! [opens it] Chewtle!

Chewtle: [appearing] CHEWTLE!

Kara: Make that Goh knight all wet!

Chewtle: [Water Gun move] CHEWTLE!

Goh: Uh oh!

Soon, Goh was all wet!

Goh: Oh no! The armor is gonna get rusted! I gotta get outta here!

But it was too late, Goh's suit of armor had rusted and he couldn't move!

Goh: Kara! What did you do?! I can't move now!

Kara: That's what you get for messing with Kara Danvers!

Goh: [groans]

Jessica: Here! [puts oil in the joints]

Soon, Goh was able to move again!

Goh: Hey! Thanks, Jess!

Jessica: No problem!

Ember was hiding in one of the costume racks and was about to grab Zee when…

Diana: [lifts the sword] Much better! [swings it around]

However, she ended up cutting one of the ropes on the tents and it fell on Ember!

Ember: [groans]

As they left, Ember pounded the ground in frustration with her fist since she failed to capture Zee. After our heroes left the blacksmith stand, Ash noticed a nearby depiction of two certain Legendary Galar Pokémon!

Ash: [gasps]

Pikachu: [gasps] PIKA!

Lucario: [gasps] MRAH!

Zee: What's up, Ashykins?

Ash: I don't believe it! Look!

Alex: What? What is it?

Goh noticed the depiction too!

Goh: [gasps] No way! It can't be!

Cinderace: [gasps] CINDERACE!

Ash and Goh: Zacian and Zamazenta!

Pikachu: PIKA!

Kara: Who?

Ash: The Legendary Heroes from Galar!

Kara: Never heard of them!

Goh: They're the Legendary Pokémon that helped stop Eternatus and the Darkest Day!

Babs: Really?!

Ash: It's true! [to Goh] Remember the story, Goh?

Goh: You see, The Darkest Day was a black storm that covered the Galar region. 3,000 years ago, when Eternatus attempted to stay alive by absorbing Galar's energy, it caused a red light to appear. This resulted in the Darkest Day. This phenomenon, in the form of a black storm, caused Pokémon to Dynamax and Gigantamax. However, they went berserk in the process, almost destroying the region. The event ended when Eternatus was defeated by Zacian and Zamazenta.

Ash: Many years later, the same event happened back in our world, but we were able to defeat Eternatus, with the help of Zacian and Zamazenta!

Babs: Wow!

Jessica: What a story!

Ash: Sure is!

Zee: [as she and Diana pull out their Rotom Phones] Let's find out a little bit about these two Pokémon!

Diana: Indeed!

Zee's Rotom Phone: Zacian, the Warrior Pokémon. A Fairy type. Known as a legendary hero, this Pokémon absorbs metal particles, transforming them into a weapon it uses to battle.

Zee: Ooh! A Fairy type! That's for me!

Ash: Sure is! That's because you're super beautiful and talented!

Zee: Oh, Ashykins!

She then kisses him on the lips.

Ash: [giggles]

Diana: Ahem! Now, let us learn about this Zamazenta!

Diana's Rotom Phone: Zamazenta, the Warrior Pokémon. A Fighting type. In times past, it worked together with a king of the people to save the Galar region. It absorbs metal that it then uses in battle.

Diana: Fascinating!

Zee was currently in awe of Zacian.

Zee: Zacian! Fairy type! I want it!

Diana: Fighting types are clearly more superior! All Fairy types want to do is show off their looks and be pretty!

Zee: Oh yeah?!

Then, Ash pulled Zee in for a passionate kiss! After she released...

Zee: My Ashykins thinks Fairy types are much better suited for me! So there!

Ash: We all have our preferred types! I should know!

Goh: And Fairy types are stronger against Fighting types!

Diana: What?! They are?!

Goh: Afraid so!

Zee: [smirks] Hmm!

Diana: Ugh!

Zee: [pulls Ash along] C'mon, Ashykins! Let's go have some fun!

Ash: Alright!

Zee: Yay! [kisses Ash on the cheek, leaving a lipstick mark] Mwah!

Ash: [blushes] [chuckles]

They were now gathered in a stadium with a small crowd, watching a falconer perform with his pet hawk.

Falconer: And now, I remove her hood, so she knows the hunt is about to begin.

However, his hawk appeared to be sleeping!

[hawk snoring]

[audience laughing]

May and Max: [sweat drops] Uh...

Sam: That hawk doesn't seem to be in the hunt now!

Alex: It's more like taking a one way trip to slumber town!

Clover: Got that right!

Falconer: Come on, wake up, Milady Hawk.

Goh: [sweat drops] Milady Hawk?

Cinderace: [sweat drops] CINDERACE!

Grookey: GROOKEY!

Farfetch'd: [sweat drops] FARFETCH'D!

Goh: [to Clover] Strange name for a hawk!

Clover: You said it!

Diana: Insolence! [marches over to the falconer]

Zee: Diana, will you just…

Brock: I wonder what she's up to?

Falconer: Hey!

Diana: Fool! This falcon does not respect you. [clicks her tongue, as the hawk flies onto her arm]

Falconer: Hey!

Diana: Away, hunter of game. Heed your noble calling and seek worthy prey!

The hawk then flew off!

Pidgeot: PIDGEOT?!

Goh: [eyes sparkle] Whoa!

Cinderace: CINDERACE!

Grookey: GROOKEY!

Farfetch'd: FAR!

Ash: [eyes sparkling] So cool!

Pikachu: PIKA!

Lucario: MRAH!

Sirfetch'd: SIR!

Max: [eyes sparkle] Awesome!

May: Wow!

Brock: Amazing!

Serena (Pokémon): [puts her gloved hands on her cheeks in surprise] Incredible!

Sam: I'll say!

Alex: Yeah! It's...

Clover: So awesome!

Falconer: [sadly] Milady Hawk.

Zee: [grunts] [facepalms]

Ember was beneath the stage and was about to grab Zee from below, but then…

[hawk screeching]

The hawk came back and was attacking her!

Ember: [screams]

Falconer: [crying]

Zee: Well, thanks a lot, Diana. You ruined the whole show.

[hawk screeching]

Ember: [screaming] Get off me!

[hawk screeching]

Ember: [screaming] Stop it!

[hawk screeching]

Ash and the others were now at a mud pit and pig pen where two guys were throwing mud at each other, much to Zee, Serena, and Clover's disgust.

Diana: What is this? I do not understand.

Zee: You know, for the first time today, I'm with Diana. That is gross.

Ash: I don't know! Those pigs look kinda cute!

Pikachu: PIKA!

Serena (Pokémon): You think they're cute?!

Delphox: PHOX?!

Clover: I think they're disgusting!

Tepig (Oinky 2): [offended] TEPIG!

Clover: Well, not every pig is disgusting!

Zee's Sylveon: [to Zee] [saying it's disgusting] SYLVEON!

Zee: You said it, Sylveon!

Zee's Sylveon: SYLVE!

Zee: [as mud nearly hits her and dodges] [grunts] Eww!

Ash: Hey, watch it! You almost got my princess dirty!

Pikachu: PIKA PIKA!

Boys: [laughter]

Ash: [to Zee] Don't worry, Zee! I'll protect you!

Zee: Thanks, Ashykins!

Little did they know, Ember was sneaking behind them and approaching Zee while she was hissing like a snake!

Kara: What's not to get? They're pathetic peasant dudes throwing mud at each other. It's hi-larious!

Max: She kinda has a point!

Diana: I understand that. What I do not understand is why they are using mud so unsuitable to proper throwing. That mud contains far too much pig filth.

Zee: [gasps] [nervous] Pig filth?!

Zee's Sylveon: [disgusted] SYLVEON!

Ash: That sounds gross!

Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!

Lycanroc: [disgusted] LYCANROC!

Just as Ember was about to pounce onto Zee, a small speck of mud thrown by the boys misfired and ended up hitting Zee's dress!

Zee: [gasps] [screams]

Zee ended up hitting Ember and pushing her into the mud! Ash then turned to the boys in the mud pit. He wasn't happy!

Ash: [angry] Why you little rats! [chases them] I'll getcha, you little robbers! I'll tear you apart!

Boy #1: AH! Don't hurt us! Please!

Boy #2: We'll do anything!

Ash: [angry] Apologize to Zee! Right now!

Boys: We're sorry!

Ash: Now get lost!

And they did just that!

Ash: And that's that taken care of!

Zee then ran up and hugged Ash!

Zee: My hero!

Ash: Aww, it was nothing!

Ember, however, was lying in the mud, exasperated, as she drummed her fingers on the ground!

Ember: This is very exasperating!

["Who's That Pokémon?" time]

[as a silhouette shows a duck Pokémon with a sword and shield]

Ash, Zee, Diana, Jessica, Kara, Babs, Karen, Alex, Sam, Clover, Serena, May, Max, Brock, and Goh: Who's that Pokémon?

Ash, Zee, Diana, Jessica, Kara, Babs, Karen, Alex, Sam, Clover, Serena, May, Max, Brock, and Goh: It's Sirfetch'd!

[as the silhouette reveals Sirfetch'd]

Sirfetch'd: SIRFETCH'D!

[End]

Later on, our heroes were gathered in a stadium for the main event, which was a joust!

[horse neighing]

[crowd cheering]

Zee: Finally, the main event. [notices the mud spot on her dress] Ugh!

After making sure no one was looking…

Zee: [using her magic] Evomer tops. ["Remove spot" in reverse]

And the spot of mud was removed!

Karen: [softly] Zee, what are you doing? You can't do magic in public!

Zee: Well, what choice do I have? A real princess can't receive her knights covered in filth!

Sylveon: [agreeing] SYLVEON!

May: Speaking of which, where's Ash?

Zee smiled excitedly at this!

Zee: Oh, Ash? He happens to be competing in the joust too!

Announcer: Our champions shall choose a fair maiden to fight for. Pray tell, who shall they offer their rose?

Ash then came riding in on a horse holding a rose in his mouth, next to a knight doing the same!

Ash: [looks over to Zee] Zee! Over here!

Pikachu: PIKA PIKA!

Zee: [gasps] [as her dress shines] [waves her handkerchief] [clears her throat] Your princess awaits, Ash!

Ash: [happily gasps]

Knight: Huh! [gives her a flirty stare]

Ash: Hey, you! She's mine!

Knight: Not for much longer!

Then they started pushing at each other and swinging a few punches!

Ash and Knight: [grunting]

Zee: [blushes] Oh, aren't you just adorable.

Diana: Tsk. A disgrace. I've never seen such poor equestrianship. One should have slain the other by now.

Serena: Slain?! Are you crazy, Diana?! Ash might get killed!

Diana: True! But think of the authenticity!

Goh: [facepalms] Ugh!

Diana: [to Zee] The point is, why do you encourage this charade?

Zee: Grr. [waves her handkerchief harder]

Diana: Clearly, you're stronger than both of them put together.

Zee: [groans]

Diana: And that says much, for you are so physically weak.

Ash: [kicks the knight] HYAH!

Knight: OOF!

Crowd: [cheering]

Ash then tossed the rose to Zee!

Zee: [gasps]

Just as she was about to grab it, Diana snatched it instead!

Diana: Oops. Reflexes.

Zee: [angry] Grr! What is your problem?! Can't you just play along? Just once? You get to be "miss island warrior princess thingy" every day of the year. Would it kill you to let me be a princess for one day?

Diana: This is folly. One cannot be princess for only one day. It is a lifetime of solemn responsibility-

Zee: [growling] [yells] You know what, why don't you just go ahead and be [mimicking Diana] "Responsible Princess Diana" with a lifetime of drudgery and awfulness, somewhere else! I'm going to go and enjoy the rest of my day. [leaves with Sylveon]

Sylveon: [follows her] SYLVE!

Diana: And I shall be responsible Princess Diana with a lifetime of drudgery and awfulness in this direction, far away from you and your delusions of nobility!

And they both stormed off in different directions!

Goh: [worried] Oh man.

Ash: Zee! [runs after Zee] Wait!

Kara: [munches turkey leg] [belches and munches]

May: Kara! How many of those things have you had?!

Kara: I don't know! I lost count!

Max: Good grief!

Elsewhere, Zee was still ranting about Diana!

Zee: [mimicking Diana] I'm so smart. And being a princess is terrible and filthy and no fun. [grunts] [sighs] [sits down on a crate] [soft sigh] Just one day, that's all I wanted.

Sylveon: [nuzzling against her] [comforting] SYLVEON SYLVE!

Ash: Zee! [catches up to her] There you are! I've been looking for you!

Pikachu: PIKACHU!

Zee: Oh! Hi, Ash!

Ash: [sits down with her] Is there something you wanna talk about?

Zee: Oh, it's nothing!

Ash: Come on, Zee! You can tell me! I am your boyfriend after all!

Zee: Well, it's Diana!

Ash: What about her?

Pikachu: PIKA?

Zee: She wants things to be either her way or not at all! And I just can't stand it!

Ash: Are you sure it's that and not something else?

Zee: [sighs] Well... just for one day, I wanna be a princess. Just for one day!

Ash: Oh, Zee. You mind if I tell you something?

Zee: Sure! What is it?

Ash: You've always been a princess to me!

Zee: You really think so?

Ash: I know so!

He then takes her hands and smiles.

Ash: Zee, you're one of the most beautiful, caring, generous, talented, smartest, kindhearted, and important girls there is to me. You'll always be my princess. My princess of magic!

Zee: Oh, Ashykins! [kisses Ash on the lips and makes out with him]

And Ash returned it with equal passion as they moaned and giggled. After they released, Zee hugged him and rested her head on his shoulder.

Zee: I love you, Ashykins!

Ash: I love you too, Zee Zee!

Zee: [cuddles him] You always know how to cheer me up!

Ash: Of course! I'm always there for my girls!

Zee: And that's what I love about you, you handsome knightypoo! [kisses both of his cheeks, leaving lipstick marks] Mwah! Mwah!

Ash: [blushes] [giggles]

Zee: [nuzzles noses with him and plays with his cheeks] I love you so much!

Ash: [nuzzles back] I love you too!

Pikachu: PIKACHU!

Sylveon: SYLVEON!

Little did they know, Ember was approaching the two from the shadows, as her human features transformed into those of a dragon!

Ember: [growls]

[blades popping]

Ember: [laughs maniacally] [growls]

Zee: [gasps]

Sylveon: SYLVE?!

Ash: What is that?!

Pikachu: PIKA?!

Ember: [demonic voice] Well, hello, there, Princess.

Zee: [whines]

Aura Guardian: [growls]

[Recap Time]

Karen: It's recap time!

Ash: Hey, girls! Who'd'ya meet today?

[as Pokémon cards were placed in a binder]

Zee: Sirfetch'd, Beautifly, Farfetch'd and Bronzor!

[as the screen shows Sirfetch'd]

Ash: Sirfetch'd is a Fighting type found in the Galar Region! And it's the evolved form of the Galarian Farfetch'd!

Babs: Hmmm. I wonder what would the Kanto Farfetch'd's evolved form would look like?

Babs starts to imagine it, but it sort of backfires a bit!

Babs: Nah! Too weird!

Ash: Oh, Babs!

Karen: But what would happen if there was a female Sirfetch'd?

Ash: You know, I never really thought of that!

Zee: Maybe call it "Ladyfetch'd"?

Ash: Great idea, Zee Zee!

Zee: I know!

[End]

And that's part of "Fresh Princess of Ren Faire"! I hope you all enjoyed it! And there's more to come! So until then, see you all next time!