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Author's note: This takes place during new iCarly.

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Author's note 4: Isaiah Flamez is of course NOT allowed to read this story!


She is in prison

29 year old Sam Puckett is in prison.

Unfortunately she was caught by police when she broke into a store to steal beer.

Steve, Alexis and the rest of the gang tried to help Sam escape from the prison, but it didn't work.

Right now, Sam sit in her cell.

Her true blonde hair-color has returned, since was forced to wash away the black.

Of course Sam is extremely pissed off about being stuck in prison while the rest of the gang is all free.

Yesterday Sam got to make one single phone call and she decided to call Cat to let Cat know that she's in prison.

Sam also told Cat to inform Carly about this.

Cat did so, calling Carly shortly after talking to Sam.

When she found out, Carly got very sad.

If she cannot escape, Sam won't be out any time soon, since she got 6.5 years in prison.

"Fuck!" says Sam in raw anger.

Sam reach a hand down into her sweatpants to check if her pussy is still there.

It is of course there, but being in prison has made Sam a tiny bit delusional.

Sam has not lost touch with reality. She just is a very small amount delusional, sometimes thinking her boobs or pussy are gone.

She is still in awesome shape though. She goes to the prison gym every single day.

"Fuckin' crap!" says Sam, who hate being in prison instead of with the gang.

The gang of course has not abandoned her.

They wanna help her, but can't.

"I fucked up so much by gettin' stuck in this anus of a place." says Sam.

3 hours later.

"Miss Pukett, you've a visitor." says a guard as she enter the cell.

"Puckett, not Pukett." says Sam.

"Whatever..." says the guard and allow someone else into the cell.

Sam smile when she sees that it's Cat.

"Hi, Sam. I'm here to pay for your release." says Cat, all cute.

"That's kinda sweet of ya, but impossible. I'm damn guilty so I'll be in here for a fuckin' old time." says Sam.

"Oh...me assumed you were innocent." says Cat.

"I wish I was, kitten-girl." says Sam.

The guard leave, giving Cat and Sam some privacy to talk.

"Don't take this wrong. I'm glad ya drove all the way out here to see me, but ya cannot get me out. Here I'll be for a mimimum of 6.5 years." says Sam.

"Must be very sad to be in prison." says Cat.

"True, Cat. It sucks big time in here." says Sam.

"Awww! Me wish there's something I could do." says Cat.

"Don't worry. I'm hardcore like a shit. I can survive in here." says Sam.

"Yeah, but you don't deserve this. You are so sweet." says Cat.

"Perhaps I am, though I'm also an oversexual criminal. So I kinda deserve to be in prison." says Sam.

"No, you don't." says Cat.

"Okay." says Sam.

"Here, at least I can bring you one of these, my friend." says Cat as she open her handbag and pull out a small bottle of vodka and gives it to Sam.

"Thanks, kitten-girl. Nice." says Sam with a casual smile.

"You're welcome. Carly miss you." says Cat.

"Cute. Can ya let her know that I miss her also?" says Sam.

"Sure, Samantha." says Cat.

"Great." says Sam.

"Yeah." says Cat.

"Alright, bitches. Visit's over like an orgasm." says the guard as she open the door.

"Bye, Sam." says Cat and then leave.

"Fuck..." mumbles Sam once she's alone again.

She drink some of the vodka that Cat gave her.

"Not too bad." says Sam.

The alcohol makes Sam a bit horny.

"Let's see..." says Sam as she grab her dildo and fuck herself in the ass with it.

Dildos aren't allowed in the prison, but Sam keeps one hidden in her cell.

"Mmmm!" moans Sam.

She get fully horny.

"Fuck, yeah! Sexy!" moans Sam.

Sam is still as oversexual as ever.

"Cozy crap!" moans a very horny Sam in a slutty voice.

Sam use the dildo faster and harder.

"Mmmm!" moans Sam.

12 minutes later.

"Shit, yes!" moans Sam as she get an orgasm, squirting and farting as she does so.

The next day.

Sam eat the crappy prison-food she's been given.

It taste like poop from a gay-boy's butt, in Sam's opinion, but she's a hardcore bitch so she eat anyways, since it is the only food she get.

"Damn." says Sam.

The prison Sam's in is an all-women's prison so there are no men there.

"Fuckin' shit." mumbles Sam.

Sam is badass, but she still feel a bit sad about being in prison.

"Oh my fuck. I sure hope Steve comes to save me soon." says Sam.

2 weeks later, Sam is still in prison.

"Fuck!" says Sam in sligth anger.

Steve hasn't saved her yet.

And she has no idea why.

"C'mon, alcohol. Make me horny." says Sam as she drink the last few drops of the vodka from Cat.

Lucky for Sam it works.

The vodka makes her horny.

Sam use the dildo to fuck her own pussy.

"Mmmm!" moans a horny Sam.

Being in prison has fonrtunately not reduced Sam's sexuality.

She's still oversexual and slutty.

"Damn, yeah!" moans Sam.

20 minutes later.

"Shit...soooo sexy!" moans Sam as she get an orgasm.

4 days later.

"Miss Flunkit, ya've a visitor." says a guard as she open the door to Sam's cell.

Sam get pissed off.

All the guards get her last name wrong every time.

The anger on Sam's face switch to pure joy when she sees who's visiting her.

It is none other than Carly.

"Oh my gosh! Carly? It's you, so sweet." says Sam, very happy to see Carly.

"Yeah, it's me, Sam." says Carly.

"Such a wonderful sight for my eyes." says Sam.

"Awww! Sam, I wish I could pay for your release, but I read the report and it appears you're guilty." says Carly.

"I am, unfortuantely. The public defender recommended me to confess and having no ideas of my own I took his advice." says Sam.

"Exactly how long will you be locked up in here?" says Carly.

"6.5 years at a minimum. Maybe longer since the director of the prison hate me." says Sam.

"Try to be nice and calm and they might offer you a shorter or lighter sentence. I hope you do wanna get out as soon as possible." says Carly.

"I very much wanna leave this anus of a place and I don't get into meaningless fights with the other bitches and bimbos in the prison. I stick to myself only." says Sam.

The guard leave, giving Sam and carly some privacy to talk.

"Has your gang attempeted to break you out?" says Carly.

"Once that I know of. It didn't work." says Sam.

"Please give me a phone number or any other contact-information for your man and I'll tell him to not perform another attempt at breaking you free. Sure, I wish you could get out now, but it's better to serve the time than to break more laws by escaping unauthorized. Freddie and I will try to get you a great lawyer." says Carly.

"Thanks, Carly Shay." says Sam.

"Anytime. Just 'cause I'm friends with Harper Raines now doesn't mean you're of any less value to me. I still consider you my BFF and you'll always hold a special spot in my heart." says Carly.

"Nice. Me feel the same for you." says Sam.

"Sweet." says Carly.

"Yup." says Sam.

"Do you want me to send anything?" says Carly.

"Uh...alcohol." says Sam.

"I'm not sure that's allowed, but If it is I can send you some." says Carly.

"Okay. Here's Steve phone number." says Sam as she write down Steve's phon number on a random piece of paper taht she gives to Carly.

"I hope he'll accpet a phone call from a woman who's not a member of his gang." says Carly.

"Tell him that you're Carly Shay and callin' on my behalf and it should be fuckin' fine." says Sam.

"Alright." says Carly.

"Yeah." says Sam.

"Almost forgot, before I go. This is for you, my dear friend." says Carly as she give Sam a medium fish-burger from McDonald's and a black jumbo-coffee from Starbucks.

"Thanks." says Sam.

Carly leave.

Sam eat the burger and drink the coffee.

It taste awesome.

"Yum." says Sam.

Sam fart big by accident.

"Opsss..." says Sam.

3 weeks later.

A guard enter the cell with a package for Sam.

Once alone, Sam open the package and she smile when she sees that it is a bottle of vodka that Carly has sent.

"Awww!" says a happy Sam.

There's also a note from Carly.

Sam read it.

It says "Hi, Sam. Lucky for you they do allow me to send you some alcohol. I can also inform you that your gang has promised to not try to break you out. Steve told me that he miss you. Your spot in the gang will be open for you until you get back out into freedom. Freddie and I wish you all the best. Big hug from Carly Shay."

"Nice." says Sam.

She takes a sip of the vodka.

Vodka helps Sam to relax, making it less of a pain to be in prison.

Steve and Alexis wanna visit her, but since they are criminals the prison wouldn't allow them to do so.

"Yup." says Sam.

2 hours later.

Sam is in the prison gym, working out.

She wear only a bra, baggy sweatpants and shoes.

Sam lift some weights.

For a woman, she is very strong.

"Wow!" says a female prisoner, who has never seen a woman who's as strong as Sam.

Sam ignore the other woman.

"Fuck, yeah." mumbles Sam with a sexual smile.

The next day.

Sam fart big by accident.

"Opsss..." says Sam.

Sam wish she could leave the prison today.

At the same time, Steve and Alexis talk.

"Do you miss Sam?" says Alexis.

"Yes, of course." says Steve.

"Wanna try breaking her out?

"No. And I promised her to not do that." says Steve.

"Can we even trust Carly Shay? You and me don't know her." says Alexis.

"That's true, but Sam does and she obviously trust her so I see no reason to doubt that what Carly said is true. So until I recieve any further news I won't attempt to break Sam out of prison." says Steve.

"Alright, man." says Alexis.

"I wish Sam was here, but if she wanna serve her time I'll allow her to take that path." says Steve.

"Are you gonna take yourself another babe while Samantha's in prison?" says Alexis.

"Honestly I've not thought about that yet. I'll see what I decide. It depends on if Samantha accpet such a thing or not. I'm gonna try to contact her somehow and ask." says Steve.

"If you trust Carly, she can be our contact-link to Samantha." says Alexis.

"Good idea. Your mission is to manage all this on our side of things." says Steve.

"As you wish, boss. Alexis is on." says Alexis.

"Okay, woman." says Steve.

Nearly a month later.

"Fuck!" says Sam, who is very much still in the prison.

She sit in her cell.

The sun is going down outside.

Sam can see this because of the tiny window high up on the wall.

"Crap." mumbles Sam.

During sad times like this she'd usually drink alcohol, but she has no left.

Carly or Cat hasn't sent any because Sam hasn't been allowed a phone call and as such hasn't been able to ask them to.

Sam did submit a request for a phone call a couple days ago, but the director of the prison hasn't responded to Sam's request yet.

"Life in here is such a damn STD." says Sam.

"Miss Prewett, the director want you in her office now!" says a guard as she enter the cell, put handcuffs on Sam and takes Sam to the office of Prison Director Gina Valencia.

"Director, the whore." says the guard as she and Sam enter the office.

"I'm not a whore!" says a very pissed of Sam.

"Samantha Puckett, you requested a phone call. I must ask you, who do you plan to call...?" says Director Valencia.

"My friend Carly." satys Sam.

"A member of your criminal gang?" says Director Valencia.

"No. Carly is a friend from way before I joined The Obliterators. She's not a criminal. I actually think she's unable to do bad stuff at all." says Sam.

"Well, that sounds true. I allow you one single 10 minutes long phone call...tomorrow." says Director Valencia.

"Thanks." says Sam.

"Do not thank me, Miss Puckett. Bella, take her back to her cell.

The next day.

Sam use a phone on the wall in a hallway to call Carly.

"Carly Shay here."

"Hi, it's Sam."

"Sam, are you okay?"

"Kinda of. As okay as possible in here, I guess..."

"I understand."

"Sweet. Can you send me some alcohol and also let Steve know I'm alive?"

"Yes, Sam."

"Thanks, Carly Shay. You're awesome."

"Awww. So are you."

"I'm tryin' to be."

"You've always been awesome."

"Really?"

"Yes, of course."

"Alright. Have a sweet day."

"You too, Sam. Bye."

"Say hi to Freddie from me, girl. Bye."

4 hours later.

In her cell, Sam eat the lame excuse for a dinner she's been given.

"What the hell even is this?" says Sam, unabel to tell what her food actually is.

All she know is that it's mostly brown in color and stinks.

She eat it anyways, being badass and aware of the fact that she cannot get anything else.

"This stuff taste a bit better than I thought." says Sam.

Campared to normal food it taste like something straight from a trashcan, but Sam is hardcore enough to be able to get it down without having to puke.

2 months later.

It is now November.

Sam is glad that it is still warm in her cell, since she doesn't deal well with the cold.

Having nothing do to, Sam is about to take a nap when suddenly the loud sound of an alarm can be heard in the prison.

The electronic lock of the door to Sam's cell breaks and the door swings open.

Despite the opportunity to escape, Sam simply sit on her bed and wait for the chaos to end.

She wanna be kinda good and serve time, just like Carly adviced her to do.

Little over 7 years later, Sam finally has served all her time in prison.

She has her own clothes back on and in her right hand a bag with her stuff.

"I sure hope we won't see you back here anytime soon, Pissett." says a guard as she open the door to Sam's cell.

"Don't worry, ya uptight asshead. I've no plans to ever set foot in this prison ever again." says Sam.

The guard says nothing and then lead Sam to a desk where another guard sit.

Sam get to sign some documents.

"Here." says the guard by the desk as she return Sam's wallet and phone and keys to Sam.

"Thanks." says Sam and then place the items in her bag.

She then take a seat on a bench and wait.

Nearly 5 hours later she finally hear what she's been waiting for.

Over the speaker on the wall, a cold emotionless voice says "Puckett to sally port."

Sam stand up.

A guard open door B.

Sam step through.

She get to wait a few minutes and then another guard open door A.

Sam step outside.

She slowly walk to the gate.

A fat tired guard opens the gate.

With a casual sweet smile on her face, Sam step out into freedom.

She get very happy when she sees Steve waiting for her.

"Hi, babe. Sexy to finally have you back." says Steve.

"Hi, Steve. I'm glad being free again." says Sam.

Steve has his own motorcycle and he has also brought Sam's.

Sam gives Steve a sexy kiss.

Sam and Steve get on their motorcycles and head home.

"Welcome home, Samantha." says Alexis when she sees Sam.

"Thank ya, Alexis." says Sam.

Sam activate her phone and then txt Carly, Cat and Freddie, telling them she is no longer in prison.

Carly get very happy when she get the txt from Sam.

2 hours later.

"I wanna be fucked." says Sam as she roll up her short black latex skirt and bend forward over the couch.

"Alright, babe." says Steve as he unzip his black leather pants, slide his dick into Sam's pussy and starts to fuck hard and slow.

"Mmmm, soooo sexy! Been damn long since real dick was in me!" moans Sam, who enjoy this more than usually because of the fact that she's not been fucked properly during her years in the prison.

"Fuck, yeah!" moans Steve, happy to have his sexy Sam back with him.

"I love your dick!" moans Sam.

"And I love your pussy!" moans Steve in a deep macho voice.

Sam love to hear that voice while he fuck her.

"Mmmm!" moans Sam.

"Damn true!" moans Steve.

Steve fuck harder and Sam clearly love it very much.

"It's great to be free and get a good classic fuck!" moans Sam.

"I'm glad you've returned, Sam!" moans Steve.

"Who did ya fuck while I was in prison?" moans Sam.

"I didn't fuck anyone! Just jerked off and such!" moans Steve.

"Oh? I thought you banged Alexis!" moans Sam.

"I did not do it with her! She's my former babe, but you are my babe now!" moans Steve.

"Yeah, but I thought you needed someone when I wasn't here!" moans Sam.

"Okay!" moans Steve, fucking harder.

"Mmmm, nice! Sexy!" moans Sam, who is oversexual and as such love a hard raw fuck.

69 minutes later.

"Shit...yes!" moans Steve as he cum a lot in Sam's sexy awesome pussy.

"Holy crap...soooo cozy!" moans Sam, getting a strong intense orgasm.

"Alexis..." says Steve when he suddenly notice Alexis by the door.

"Guys, sorry. It was so hot to watch." says Alexis, who has clearly masturbated while watching Sam and Steve fuck, as she has a hand under her short skirt.

"No problem." says Sam.

"Indeed." says Steve.

"I was gonna ask if we're gonna have a party to celebrate Sam's return to freedom." says Alexis.

"That's a damn great idea, Alexis. I put you in charge of that. We'll have a party on Friday night." says Steve.

"Alright, boss." says Alexis in a sexy voice and then leave.

2 hours later.

Sam eat a burger and drink beer while watching TV.

"Opsss..." says Sam as she burp big.

Sam is happy.

She love being out in the free world again.

"Hi, Samantha." says Steve as he enter the room and takes a seat next to Sam.

"Hi, Steve." says Sam and then gives Steve a sexy kiss.

Steve reach his right hand down into Sam's baggy pink sweatpants.

She wear no panties.

He finger-fuck her pussy in a casual way.

"Cozy!" moans Sam.

Sam get horny.

"Okay." says Steve.

"Yup." says Sam with a porno-smile.

Steve get horny.


The End.