Isiah: What up! Isiah and Tom here!
Tom: What's good y'all!
Isiah: And welcome to Hammer Time. After roughly ten months of working on Avalor's Nightmare Aftermath, we can now post more random fun stories.
Tom: And more love stories...with a Gabe/Naomi story currently in the works right now as we speak.
Isiah: Yeah. We'll get more into that when it comes out. But for right now, let's get into today's story. Hammer Time!
Hammer Time
Princess Isabel Castillo Flores was working on a new invention which involved using a hammer when Gabe walked in the room with a hyper expression.
"Oh yeah, I am hammered," Gabe said in a loud tone.
Isabel caught up to this and asked, "Gabe, did someone beat you up with a hammer again?"
"Nah, I'm hammered," Gabe said.
"What is that even supposed to mean," Isabel asked.
Gabe took out a hammer and said, "It means that you're a little shit!" He then threw the hammer across the room shocking the teenage princess and she said, "That's crazy, dude!"
"I don't care, I'm hammered," Gabe repeated himself.
"Man, if you're so hammered, then let's get some hamburgers," Isabel suggested.
"O-kay," Gabe said rushing out the bedroom with Isabel following him.
Avaloran Burgers
Princess Isabel and Gabe were in next in line at the Avaloran Burgers restaurant. She stepped up to the counter and said, "I'll have the Buy 1 Get 1 for $1 cheeseburgers. Heavy bacon and mayo please."
"Ayo, you say mayo," the cashier said.
"Uh...yeah, heavy mayo," Isabel said.
"Ayo, mayo," the cashier repeated.
"Uh, sir. Are you okay," Isabel asked.
"Ayo, mayo," the cashier again repeated.
"I think you've lost your mind. I'm outta here," Isabel said walking out the exit. Gabe then came up to the counter and said, "AYO!"
The cashier just glared at the Royal Guardsman and said, "Nah, bro. You just ruined it."
"Aww. This is so gay-o," Gabe walked out the restaurant exit only to see Isabel sitting on the restaurant's dumpster. He walked up to her and asked, "Hey, Isabel, why are you sitting on Isiah02's story ideas?"
"Gabe! That's rude," Isabel snapped.
"But it's true," Gabe protested.
Isabel took out a hammer and said, "Stop! Hammer Time!" She then jumped off the garbage dumpster and landed on Gabe's head, pouncing him with the hammer until he laid on the ground in defeat. As soon as Isabel got up victoriously, Gabe got back up and said, "Stop! Revival Time! Yeah!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa Gabe. You can't just come back to life after being killed off," Isabel said.
"Oh? Why not?"
"Because that's not fair to the opponent," Isabel said.
"Good, why do you think I did it," Gabe asked.
"To be edgy," Isabel answered.
"No, so I can come back to life. Now go drink some apple juice," Gabe said.
"Fine, if you insist," Isabel took out a bottle of apple juice and began drinking it. After a quick moment of drinking, the teenage princess started to feel anger inside her and angrily said, "Apple juice gives me anger issues!"
"What. The. Hell," Gabe took a few steps back.
"Hammer Time," Isabel took out a hammer and turned her attention towards the guardsman. "You came back to life after death! Now I will make sure you stay dead!"
"Princess Isabel! Chill," Gabe tried to calm her down but to no avail.
"I am not Princess Isabel! I'm Anger Hammer," Isabel aimed her hammer at Gabe and the guardsman ran away only to be knocked out by Isabel throwing her hammer at his head.
The Next Day
Gabe woke up on a doctor's bed the next morning feeling completely better. He got up and made his way towards the palace exit where he saw Isabel building something with wood and a hammer.
"That's right, Isabel. Hammer that wood," Gabe said as Isabel heard him. She turned around and before she could see him, he hid behind the door. Shrugging her shoulders, she went back to her hammer.
After a few moments, Gabe peeked his head out the door and saw that Isabel was back to building again and walked out towards her, seeing that she was building what looked like a house.
"Look, Gabe. I build a new wooden house," Isabel said.
"This is a nice crib, Isabel," Gabe said as Isabel thanked him with glee. "But I gotta get hammered!"
"Gabe! No," Isabel shouted as Gabe took her hammer and threw it at the wooden house. It tumbled down, breaking apart in many pieces with one of them hitting Gabe in the head. As Gabe held the top of his head in pain, Isabel said, "That's what you get!"
"For what," Gabe asked.
"Being big and dumb. And for destroying my wooden house!"
"But I-" Isabel cut him off.
"Stop! Hammer Time," Isabel took a hammer from her back pocket and threw it at Gabe's stomach. He got onto his knees and Isabel took out another hammer and threw it at his face, landing him on his back.
"Stop! Ouch-er Time," Gabe said before he laid on the ground knocked out.
Isiah/Tom: Damn!
Isiah: Man, I tell you. It feels good posting more stories like this.
Tom: I bet it does.
Isiah: It really does. This story takes Hammer Time to a whole new level.
Tom: Yeah, where's MC Hammer when you need him?
Isiah: Beats me. But anyways, we hope you guys enjoyed this story. You already know there'll be more of these coming out so stay tuned for them.
Tom: And on that note, please don't forget to leave a nice review. No hateful or rude comments please. As always, we love you guys. Thanks for supporting us everyday. We'll see y'all later. Holla at your boys! Yeah!
Isiah: As always, until the next story.
Isabel: WAIT! Before you guys close the story, do the Hammer Dance.
Isiah: What?!
Tom: C'mon!
Isabel: *pulls out a hammer* Do the Hammer Dance!
Isiah: Ugh, fine.
*Isiah and Tom do the Hammer Dance*
