It's been almost a year since Sayaka was first diagnosed with cancer and almost nobody (except for Madoka) gave a shit about her. Literally her parents hoped she died, Kyousuke was too busy fucking Hitomi to care about her, Kyoko almost killed her because she accidentally dropped an apple while telling her about her cancer, Nagisa was to invested in the newest My Little Pony episode to care, Mami had a really fucking bad headache and Sayaka didn't want to bother her and Homura doesn't care about anyone except for Madoka. Madoka entered Sayaka's room
"Madoka, how have you been?"
"I've been doing much better then you have."
"That was kind of obvious. I have cancer and i'm going to die soon so obviously you'd be doing better then I have."
"Jeez, Sayaka, I was just trying to make a joke."
"Your joke wasn't funny."
"I'm just going to leave the flowers I bought you here." Madoka placed the flowers next to Sayaka's bed and then she left the room.
"Hey, dumbass" It was Kyubey
"What do you want?"
"I don't want anything but you certainly want your cancer to be cured, right?"
"Yes, I wish my cancer would be healed"
"Well too bad, bitch. You wasted your wish on some boy's hand and you didn't end up dating him."
"Can you atleast bring my hair back? I'm tired of wearing a wig."
"I would but i'm not in the mood right now. See ya later I guess" Kyubey jumped out of the window and he (surprisingly) wasn't hurt at all.
Then Kyousuke and Hitomi entered the room.
"Hi, Sayaka, nice wig, it looks exactly like your hair used to look like." Kyousuke said
"Thank you."
"Anyways what type of cancer do you have?" Hitomi asked
"All of them."
"YOU HAVE EVERY TYPE OF CANCER? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?" Hitomi yelled.
"I don't even know myself."
"That's nice." Kyousuke responded. "Anyways i'm going to fuck Hitomi in the corner of this room"
Suddenly the Make a Wish Foundation busted through the walls of Sayaka's room similar to how the Kool Aid Man breaks into the houses of children and forces them to drink his blood.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS?"
"We're the Make a Wish Foundation and we're here to grant you one wish so what's your wish, Sayaka?"
"my wish is to get rid of cancer"
"i'm sorry, but we can't do that…."
"Oh, I see…."
Then Sayaka died a few minutes later
The End
(I only wrote this cuz I thought it would be funny so it's not related to anything.)
