"Ninpo: Tengai Shinsei!" (1)
His powers were doubled since the last time he was in his prime in his first life. A vindicated satisfaction flows through his veins as he sees the collection of allied shinobi look up to the heavens then despair.
He could already see a few drop to their knees while a few others just weep in broken madness, seeing just how utterly futile their struggle truly was.
A few seconds later, he could see a red haired Kazekage ordering a retreat which resulted in his forces scrambling over each other to get out of the way.
"You're taking us out too?" From his left, he heard the bandaged reanimated Kage of Stone question him. Or rather, the mutilated snake that used the 2nd Tsuchikage to speak to him.
"Yes, of course. That was the original point of the Reanimation Technique: To take the others out with you." He normally wouldn't have bothered with answering someone so beneath him but he was in a good mood. After decades, his plans for peace was nearly at hand. "The two of us will be restored, presently."
He saw something... no, someone fly up to the meteor he had manifested to the battlefield in order to wipe out the opposition.
"A shinobi that can fly? Is that really the little fence sitter brat from the Hidden Stone?" A sadistic mood fills his bone with subtle laughter.
'Try as you might, you may stop this one... but I wonder what face you'll make once you realize there is another?' The reanimated form of Uchiha Madara thinks to himself.
Yes, after this, it'll nearly be time to-
"Heyyyyyyy~ Heyyyy~ Yoohoo~ Mada-Chan~?"
Both Reanimated Shinobi freeze when they hear someone calling for Madara in such a... carefree manner.
Kabuto blinks rapidly. 'Strange. I don't sense anyone in proximity to us? Where's that voice coming from?' Kabuto, controls the Tsuchikage, looks around.
Madara in the meantime, has a sickening realization as to where he knows that voice is coming from.
'No. Please. No.' He begs in the privacy of his mind. 'I thought I would be free of him in this state!'
It's been so long since his first life that he forgot about the parasite that was latched to his body.
"Maddy Paddy~ Yoohoo~?" The voice teases.
Why? Just why did that... thing gain sentience? For some reason only his was able to talk. Zetsu reported that the ones on Danzō and on his "sucessor" remained inert. Till this day, they have absolutely no clue as to how.
"Maddy Paddy Waxy Daddy~ Yoohoo~?"
At that moment, "Mu" finally locates the source of the voice and stops in his tracks. "Is... is that voice coming from your chest?" He asks, befuddlement lacing his tone.
Madara ignores everything. 'Don't acknowledge it. If you don't, it won't escalate.'
"Oh Maddy Daddy~?" The voice teases in a seductive manner.
A shivering disgust shakes his body before he ruthlessly squashes it.
His rival was never this childish in all of their encounters. True, Hashirama could be goofy but it was never to this extent. A horrifying epiphany he had near the end of his first life was that this would what Hashirama would have been if he was never introduce to the shinobi lifestyle.
"Madara... who is that?" He hears Mu ask.
"Don't talk to it, don't acknowledge it. It'll go away." He replies before realizing his mistake.
"Maddy Paddy! I knew you could hear me! Are you still mad I made your nipples sprout flowers? Oh you silly Tsun Tsun!"
... The Infinite Tsukuyomi could not come soon enough.
Yup. Thomas' first reincarnation wasn't someone like Sasuke or even Orochimaru.It was the face nipple on Madara's chest. This bit was inspired by a SI fic named Snapping Turtle on Spacebattles. Where Isobu and another Biju comment that yes, Madara has a face nipple.
Technique Translations
Ninpo: Tengai Shinsei - Ninja Art: Heavenly Obstacle Quaking Star
