"Fuck. I blame you for this." While furiously typing on his laptop, Hachiman cursed under his breath.
He could feel his eyelids weight got tenfold in each passing second due to not getting sleep last night. He was barely got any rest yesterday since after the strenuous activity he did with her, he need to keep awake to finish some reports that would need to be assigned before the closing ceremony, which is tomorrow much to his dismay.
"What is it, Hikigaya-san?" Proning beside him, she watched the boy working his ass off to get his student council assignment done. "In case you forget, you're the one who started it by inviting me to your home."
Well, she was, after all, shameless to the core.
"You seriously say that after telling me your plan of sabotaging me? Whatever..." Without glancing to the blonde girl, he groaned while keep typing on his gadget.
"Anyway, why did we need to be here, or more specifically, why did I need to be here? Do you think proning like this while doing my report is okay for my back?"
Out of the corner of her eye, Hayasaka looked at him with unamused look and thin lined lips. Brows twitching as she watched her newly hired unofficial partner yawning.
It was always funny to look how that they have shared a lot in common.
"To think that you would spat on me even though I give you such a lenient for your first day..."
And then she whipped out a black phone out of her pocket.
Finally looking at her, Hachiman could only groan in defeat and refocused on his laptop. Hayasaka was barely able to hide her smug grin at his frustrated look. He certainly looks like a kicked dog while she laughed at him at the top of her lung, clearly enjoying his predicament.
She was, even after they became a couple (Hayasaka's self-proclaim) with/due to completely zero sense or the lack of whatsoever, still hold a grudge over how he put her very pride shrinking down in shame and embarrassment, both intentional and unintentional way.
Indeed, their relationship that barely exists before was evolving into a relationship between a dog and his owner. And the black phone, or rather the content inside it, was the leash to make him obey her word!
Such unfortunate situation for him, but it was better than getting blackmailed and lives miserably for his entire life.
After getting rode to home yesterday, Hayasaka realized that she has a recording device active somewhere in her backpack.
And god knows how much how happy she was when she jumped around her room in joy upon knowing the existence of the recording.
"Anyway, why did you choose this place to guard and wait her? Don't you have any better place?" Forcing himself to keep awake and working, he spoke to his partner to distract his drowsiness.
"After analyzing it deeply, this is the best places to hide and the closest place for me to serve Kaguya-sama."
"Heh. So now I need to call her Kaguya-sama too huh."
"Don't worry. She doesn't know yet that you're working under me. Even my subordinates whose job were following me around, with or without my consent, doesn't know yet about you."
The ravenette then let out a hum of understanding while having a look of someone who didn't put any attention to it at the slightest. A faint bulge of vein popped on her forehead. However, she came up with an idea and pushes her emotion aside.
"Just so you know, for not risking your identity, I had to use my own money for your salary."
Hayasaka used 'Guilt Trip'!
The way she held the urge to smirk and made her haughty voice sounds hurted was perfect to the point it would even put a Hollywood actor to shame. Unfortunately for her, the absurdity of how perfect her acting was the reason she failed to fool him in the first place.
It's failed!
After all, the more perfect one's acting was, the more easier he would detect the charade to the point where he could unconsciously see it from a mile away due to the fact that he have to face this kind of behavior from everyone in daily basis.
Well, except for Komachi of course since she would never cruel enough to trick or manipulate her own Onii-chan despite her mischievousness. Right? Right?
"Yeah, yeah, I'll pay for it later." He said offhandedly, eyes still focusing on his unfinished .
Hayasaka's cheek puffed in irritation as she glared at him. Her attention was now completely focused on the ravenette, ignoring the silent plead on her mistress who got a headache from 'the chaos variable', AKA Fujiwara Chika, as she and the rest of student council staffs, except Hachiman and Ishigami, discussed about summer vacation.
However, as frustrated as she may seem, another idea suddenly popped in her head before her pout break into mischievous smile while her blue eyes showed a dangerous glint.
Well, it's not like she was the one to put the blame since Hachiman himself was too careless despite dancing with the devil herself, although she wasn't yet matured and that's just a persona but nonetheless, it was rather still stupid of him to be that negligent of his surroundings.
Though, in this case, he should blame his lack of sleep and his strange charm that attract dangerous women.
Hachiman's mind was solely focused on his laptop and resulted at him being completely oblivious to the moving predator that would endanger his chastity and poor, teenager's heart.
By a single blink, Hayasaka was already leaning closely at him and Hachiman had only realized it once a seductive hot breath tickled his ear and sent a shiver down to his spine.
"You would pay with anything right, Hikigaya-san?"
And when he abruptly turned his gaze to face the cause of it, he found that Hayasaka's face was currently less than inch away from his. Their noses were touching and their eyes were dilated, possibly from the distance or the way they look to each other.
Gazes locked from one to another and the rest of the world was completely unimportant for the two individuals who hide underneath the dense line of trees and the thick bush.
Her pink beautiful lips were in front of him as if taunting his whole being to snatch it away in kiss. He could still remember the blissful softness of it on his lips from his experience with her yesterday, but he still feel it was not enough and the desire to relish and savor them burnt in his heart.
Even though Hayasaka was the initiator and proudly believe she could handle this very situation, she fares no better than him at holding herself. Her first intention, which is just 'to tease', was now replaced by an uncontrollable desire and the memory of their little tryst from the last night flashed briefly, making the last bit of rationality faded away from her hazy mind. After all, she forget that she herself was really, really inexperienced in this subject. Curse her childhood.
And then their distance reduced as they move, and then it's gone as they move once again. And finally, their lips lightly brushed to each other.
Until a rustle come and almost give them a heart attack.
Their head snapped to the direction at where that slight noise came from before Hachiman embraced her and they retreated soundlessly, with all of their might, while their hands covered each other's mouth. Their hearts right now were not just beating wildly from the excitement while nervousness and panic could be seen from their eyes.
A single second felt like eternity and as the rustle grew even closer, their hold on each other tightened. The suffocating silence was unbearable and cold sweat began to trail down on their necks.
Until finally...
"Huh? That's weird. I thought I heard something from here?"
The little murmur was then followed with rustling step as they felt the girl left. They keep stay still on that position for a minute or more until they finally gave in and slumped on the ground while releasing the breath they had hold for such a long moment.
Their muscle began to relax and their beating hearts were slowly calming down. As Hachiman turned his gaze to Hayasaka whose head was on his chest, a vein popped on his forehead before he sat up and force her to sit on his lap.
And before she could react or compose herself, he mercilessly pinched her soft, slightly red cheek as hard as he could. Upon his finger and thumb made a contact against her skin, he could feel the soft and squishy sensation as if he was currently touching a very elastic marshmallow.
It was... pleasant to be honest, but he soon discarded the thought for later and the irritation came back as fast as lightning.
The blonde girl on the other hand, squirmed and squealed as he keeps pulling her cheek like a stress reliever toy. An incomprehensible gibberish of what could possibly mean as a question escaped her gaping mouth but he didn't stop.
Instead, he circled his arm around her waist before she could get away from his lap. He then pulled her cheek to face him, then a deep frown meet a pained face that turned into weak glare.
"What are you doing?" He asked with irritation as clear as crystal in his voice.
"twat swoud bwe my qwesion!" despite her predicament, she surprisingly able to retort back at him.
And surprisingly, he was able to understand the unintelligible word that has come from her stretched mouth.
"Sorry, let me rephrase it. What were you doing?"
This time, she couldn't find anything to counter him back.
As if she was currently found guilty with her hand in a jar, she shifted her gaze innocently from his. Another vein popped on his forehead, but realizing that it wouldn't solve the problem and finish his unfinished report, he decided to release her from his grasp, only for this time though.
I seriously need to knock some sense on her, he thought, clearly not amused although he was a bit flustered with the development and his unpredictable impulse.
Unfortunately for him, she saw the faint trace of red blush on his cheek. However, instead of a mischievous and playful smirk, a crimson hue appeared on her light skin while her lips stayed in place.
Silence ensued as neither of them willing to make a voice with only the clicking noise of keyboard filling it in between. The boy was too focused to finish his reports while the girl was completely felt ashamed to what she had done before.
However, upon further observation, it was apparent that Hachiman was bobbing his head up and down while his eyes losing its focus at any fleeting seconds. It seems like the sudden adrenaline surge had been faded and now his consciousness was slowly drifted away.
And due to the very little distance between them, Hayasaka could see he was too tired to even lift his finger or eyelid.
Then in less than a second, he slumped down with eyes closed. She then watched him intently, memorizing his sleeping face that looked ever peaceful and brought an unknown warm to her beating heart. A hand moved hesitantly to his face, before the slender fingers brushed and caressed his face.
And then she turned her gaze to the portable device in front of him. Guilt welled up inside her before she moved it away from him. She then began to typing on the keyboard, continuing what Hachiman had left unfinished.
Accompanied by silence, she keeps typing with calm expression and her fingers moved in graceful manner. On some occasion, a gust of cool wind would breeze past her. She had never realized it but, it seems like this place was more comfortable and pleasant than what she thought. Or perhaps it's just because the new change she had brought.
Suddenly, a weight fell on her shoulder and broke her line of thought. She could feel a soft and ticklish sensation on her cheek while her ears catches a really, really, faint and soft snort.
Glancing down, she found herself staring at Hachiman's head resting on her shoulder while his ahoge still stood stubbornly. All of sudden, she could feels her face slightly warmer after her eyes landed on his serene and peaceful sleeping face.
She began to felt lightheaded afterwards as a new but really familiar scent invaded her nostril.
W-what is happening to me?
She honestly couldn't tell what is happening to her?
Technically, she should probably remain calm for this much of skinship after their little tryst last night. However, due to the lack of adrenaline rush, mind-drifting lust and arousing tension between, she somehow felt so self conscious and surprisingly got so overwhelmed.
It was as if all of the effort poured to perfecting her thousand mask and capabilities to sway both male and female's heart gone in vain. If this is what love could do to someone, then it was a really dangerous thing indeed.
Wait...
Did she truly love him? Is it possible to have this kind of feeling for someone in a short span? Is this what they would call fall in love at the first sight? Does a simple fuck was enough to create a ridiculous level of affection to certain people?
Love is certainly a complicated thing.
And now is one of the times she hated that fact. Hayasaka may probably have been trained in any kind of skills and be perfectly taught in all kind of general subject due to her duties as Kaguya's valet.
However, love was a thing that she could never be able to understand. Although it could be explained that love was related to dopamine and other hormones, the way love worked was simply almost ridiculous for her. I mean, she just feels wanting to give everything about her for this man who she barely know, barely acquainted would be more accurate, in short period which was simply absurd.
Honestly, I think this is just a one hell of bullshit spouted by pathetic writer because he's too lazy to write a proper plot but whatever. [Hey! Why are you looking at me like that!?]
Back to the topic, Hayasaka herself was probably not too unfamiliar with the term as she was also deeply cared and loved her own mistress.
However, it was in the level of sister-like and not dwell into much more intimate matter. And thus, she was rendered completely weak and clueless with this greater feeling than that of her mistress.
It somehow brings giddiness, excitement and pure unadulterated joy to her heart everytimes she looks at him. Just by passing a few word to him could bring her barely able to hold her heart from bursting and each passing second away without him made her feel so tortured.
And that's just one day after they properly met and fucked.
It was dangerous, like a sweet poison. Yet, she'd gladly indulge herself with it which make her loved and hated the feeling to the core.
But she wonders does he share the same sentiment as her?
She didn't know the answer, yet.
But for now, why not she enjoyed every single lasting moment of it while he was still in her grasp.
She then pulled out her phone and set it in front of the both of them before she tapped the screen. And then the phone catches the scene of Hachiman, with a single small leaf on his nose, having his head rested on her shoulder while she herself rested her rosy cheek on his head as she smiled happily.
It made them look like a couple and brought a surge of blood to her face.
She then exhaled the cool air, with the combination of his scent, slowly before she began to continue his job that he left sleeping while she tried to not disturb her new subordinate's sleep.
Well, at least he deserve this short rest before her hellish training come, fufufu.
=O=
A sudden knock from the student council's office's door brought Kaguya back from her trance. Both Miyuki and Chika stared at the door in mild surprised, wondering what might someone needed with them at a time like this.
"Come in."
After Miyuki gave his permission, the door was slightly opened.
A bubbly yellow with a side tail popped out of the small slit as blue eyes inspected them in curiosity, fake curiosity.
"Hey hey~ Kaichou! Shinomiya-san! Fujiwara-san!" Hayasaka cheerfully greeted them as she entered the room, with a stack of paper on her hand.
Catching their curiosity at the paper on her hand, she answered, "Ah, this is Hikigaya-san's report for the student council. He asked me if I could get this here."
"Hm? Why would Hachiman ask someone else to bring it here?" Miyuki inquired with slight concern in his voice.
On the side, Kaguya couldn't help but felt worried too especially after knowing that Hayasaka had done whatever thing to Hachiman yesterday. If something bad happened to him, Miyuki will definitely be affected by it and leave a bad taste on her mouth.
"Well, I actually found him almost fainting while looked like a zombie before."
"Eh? Fainting!?" Chika joined.
"Yeah, he said he didn't get any sleep to finish this last night so when I asked what I could help, he said I could bring this here if I don't mind." Hayasaka replied with smile, not showing any kind of nervousness or agitation under her mistress doubtful stare.
"Alright, thanks for your help...?"
"Hayasaka."
"..Ah, yes, thank you Hayasaka-san. Anyway do you know where he is?"
"At his home maybe?" It was a smooth lie. "Well, if that's all, I'll take my leave now, see ya everyone."
But before her finger could even touch the doorknob, Kaguya stopped her which made the other two raised their eyebrows.
"Wait a minute Hayasaka-san. May I know your relationship with hikigaya-san?" And alerted Miyuki.
However, the kind of concern appeared in his mind wasn't about Hachiman's condition or his relationship with the blonde girl, rather, it was About the prospect of Kaguya having a feeling for his bestfriend.
In other word, Jealousy!
It may seem this was so undoubtedly petty from any other perspective and the thought about Hachiman having an affair with Kaguya was nigh impossible, but a possibility would still happen as long as the chance didn't reach zero. And looking at Kaguya's concerned look as she asked his relationship with this girl...
It didn't help to ease his heart at all.
And surprisingly, he wasn't the only one who went into disarray.
Fujimura Chika was unusually silent throughout the conversation after the mentioning of Hachiman's absence. And now her curiosity about his relationship with Hayasaka was untold and clearly high.
It was not a common knowledge that Hikigaya Hachiman is a person who wouldn't trust anyone so easily, let alone asking some stranger to ring a student council document. Something was definitely fishy and DETECTIVE FUJIWARA need to investigate it starting now.
No, Detective Fujiwara MUST investigates it now. It feels kinda hurt on her chest...
"Well, how do I start it..."
Their ears perked for different intention. The first wanted to know and making sure about something, the second wanted to know the first's reaction whilst the third want to gain any clue from it.
Their senses were being pushed beyond their capabilities to gain the answer of their question before the girl answered and their minds were ready to work and process the information they would get.
"...well, we're just acquaintances..." Hayasaka answered with well-hidden nervousness from how intense they currently appeared to be.
Of course she didn't let any kind of reaction or emotion regarding her relationship with Hachiman slipped out and being successful at it. Well, that's only if she was able to hide the slight redness on her ears.
Kaguya and Chika narrowed their eyes at the suspicious unintentional reaction from her while Miyuki stared at Kaguya with anxiety from her reaction over the answer.
"...with benefit."
It was barely audible. Yet, the sentence rang loudly in their ears and even thought they don't understand what exactly that mean, they could see something was definitely fishy.
"Anyway, I gotta go, bye-bye!"
And Hayasaka retreated from the office, leaving behind the other three deep into their cogitation.
And soon, internal chaos from misunderstanding ensued between them!
An obviously, Hachiman would get a lot of headache from it. Poor bastard, he didn't even know what exactly is happening.
The result of today's battle: Hayasaka Ai's splendid victory.
=O=
Hey everyone here's another chapter for ya!
What? You horny bastard looking for a smut? Get a grip goddamnit!
Just like what you see, I was an amateur at smut writing and only planned it to be a one-shot before.
But yeah the prospect of chaos in this story is so high and exciting which give me a boost to continue it.
Don't worry though, in future, I might make a lemon chapter or more but for now, please just enjoy fluffiness in here.
Anyway sorry for the late update and maybe some really bad quality in here. I think I kinda misuse some word since my mind isn't exactly working properly lol and I always got distracted with something, it was basically the same problem with other fic too. And not to mention about grammar though luckily, I gotten myself someone who could read my fic before I upload so I'm not too hopeless like before.
Anyway, see you next time guys, bye!
