Anai goes to Alaska

Author's note: WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU ARE A HUGE COLOSSAL PIECE OF SHIT AND HATE YOURSELF because I hate myself for being the shittiest person ever.


Anai stormed into the office and ran over to Haida. "WE ARE GOING TO ALASKA."

"What the fuck, Anai?" Groaned Haida, ever so tired of the badger's antics. "Why do you want to go?"

"i'M HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN AND NEED TO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM EVERYTHING!"

"Can't you go by yourself?"

Anai slapped him. "GO WITH ME."

Anai then pointed at Ookami. "YOU. FOX MAN. YOU ARE ALSO COMING WITH US."

"Oh shit, fuck yeah." Said the fox as he stretched standing up from his chair and shot the finger at his boss. "Later, yo's."

At the airport, Anai, Haida, and Ookami were waiting for their flight to Alaska. Anai farted and then screamed loudly. Ookami chuckled. "God damn, Anai. You're so fucking funny. What the fuck."

"MY ASS IS ON FIRE!" Screeched the badger as he terrified the other passengers waiting to board the plane to which they got up and began to cancel their flights to go on a different plane.

"Shit, way to go, Anai!" Cheered the fox. "We're boarding the plane alone!"

Haida was too busy pressing his face into his hands in annoyance between the two. "Fuck my life." He muttered. "Anai, why do you even want to go to Alaska? Isn't this like last year when you escaped off to Canada?"

Anai slapped him.

"BOARDING PLANE 666!" Shouted an airline attendant. "Since only three people are boarding this I can call it whatever I want."

"Shit," Haida sighed. "this is going to end well."

Again Anai slapped him. Haida slapped back. "EXCUSE ME?!" Shouted the badger glaring at the hyena. "Did you just lay hands on me?"

"Oh no, that's very disrespectful, Haida!" Spoke Ookami! "You can't be hurting your own dear coworker! You monster!"

After two hours, the trio were finally onboard the plane. It was about to take off. A stewardess walked by handing out snacks to the passengers. "Chips? Water?"

"CHIPS. PLEASE." Shouted Anai as he snatched a bag of her trolly.

"K, whatever." She muttered as she walked off.

"I WILL TAKE THIS POTATO CHIP!" Shouted Anai. "AND SHOVE IT UP THE ASS OF HAIDA!"

Haida sighed. "Oh, I get it. Yeah. It's because you're the voice actor for that 'imagay' guy from that anime."

Anai slapped a potato chip on the hyena's face causing Ookami to laugh. "EAT IT."

The pilot spoke into the mic "Okay, I'm fed up of all of your bullshit and so I'm just going to sit here on this chair and not fly us anywhere. Fuck you, bastards."

Anai was so angry that he began screaming in a fit of rage.

Eleven painful tedious hours later, everyone was finally in Alaska. There was snow and ice blowing in various directions. Anai clearly was not fit for such an environment. "FUCK! IT'S COLD! WHAT THE FUCK, HAIDA!"

"ANAI, YOU WANTED TO COME HERE!" Haida was better prepared and wasn't even bothered by the cold.

"FUCK UP, YOU FUCK UP!" Screeched Anai as he crawled up his shirt. "TAKE ME TO TACO BELL!"

Ookami was busy eating popcorn watching the chaotic duo. "This is better entertainment than everything that goes on in the office."

"I'M NOT TAKING YOU TO TACO BELL!"

"TAKE ME TO TACO BELL NOW OR I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR SHIRT."

The three arrived at Taco Bell. The door was frozen shut. Anai crawled out Haida's shirt and used a trashcan to slam open the door. "GIVE US YOUR FUCKING TACO BELL SHIT!" He screeched as he slid upon the floor.

The floor was brown and frozen.

"Oh, you want Taco Bell shit?" Said an employee. "WELL LICK THE FUCKING FLOOR! IT'S A DAMN TACO HELL AFTER FUCK ALL!"

"WHAT THE FUCK!"

"FROZEN FUCK SHIT, BON APPETITE!"

TO BE CONTINUED.