For a full list of warnings, please look at the fic of the same name on AO3 under TimeTravelTiddy. Inspired by this comic: /0000five5/status/1423833903924584448


"Wait, come back!"

"Focus, Jayden! There'll be plenty of time for a drink afterwards," commanded Miyao, putting his VR helmet on.

Lilja's eyes chased Jayden's water bottle as it rolled away from him. It stopped some feet in front of Koshka, who merely stared at it. "Koshka, can you get it?" asked Jayden, letting the helmet sit on the top of his head.

"…Nah. It's kinda funny to watch you get so worked up about it," said Koshka, smirking at Jayden.

"Hah! Nice one, Koshka! Maybe if Jayden's dehydrated he won't sweat as badly afterwards meow!' Lilja let out a curt laugh. Something about Koshka being defiant always made her day.

"Come on, you two! Don't be like that!" Chloe sighed, walking over to the bottle.

Looking back and forth between the bottle and Koshka, Lilja's heart skipped a beat. Actually, this was the perfect opportunity. "I'll get it!" she said. She raced over to the bottle, cutting Chloe off. Standing with her back facing Koshka, she bended over. 'Heh. Hope you appreciate this, you lame hick.' She raised her hips a little, just enough to display her ass; today she'd picked out the skinniest pair of panties she had, just waiting for an opportunity to show them off. She held her position for a moment, snatching up the bottle before slowly returning to her usual height. Turning to Chloe, she held it out. "Here, you hand it over meow!"

Chloe blinked, furrowing her brow. "H-Huh? What was the point of you going to get it then?"

Glancing back at Koshka, Lilja flashed Chloe a crooked smile. "You don't want to bring it back? Guess I'll get Okonogi to bring it over for me instead meow."

"Eep! Fine, I'll do it!" Chloe grabbed the bottle and scrambled over to Jayden, handing it to him.

Turning back towards Koshka, Lilja grinned. Koshka's cheeks were as pasty as the rest of her; considering it was Koshka, though, that meant nothing. "Phew, I kinda want a sip of water too meow. From the fountain in the hall so I'll have more water in my bottle when I actually need it, unlike Jayden meow." She winked.

"…What, did leaning down like that take you out?"

Lilja rolled her eyes. "As if! You're the one who gets winded bending down meow. I'll never forget the time you went to grab your bow and fell on your face meow!"

"Excuse me? I don't wanna hear that from the girl who was on her hands and knees trying to grab one of her stupid cinnamon buns for a whole minute!"

"Rrrraooow! What'd I tell you about insulting my pulla meoooooow?!"

"Koshka! Lilja! Please stop!" came Chloe's voice from across the room.

Shrugging, Koshka walked away. "…Whatever. I could go for a drink myself." Lilja watched as she approached the door and slunk out, following as soon as Koshka left the room. She trotted up next to Koshka, matching her pace.

"Thirsty, are you?"

Koshka said nothing. She continued down the hall until she reached the water fountain, stepping on the pump and leaning down to sip at the water. Her tongue slowly lapped at it a few times, making Lilja swallow. 'Damn it…I need that between my legs,' thought Lilja, her crotch feeling tight. The idea of Koshka dragging her tongue against her, tasting her had certainly kept her up for more than a few restless nights. Once Koshka finished drinking Lilja took her place at the fountain, the coolness of the water spreading through her whole body. A quick turn and they were headed back to the training room.

…Or so Lilja believed, until Koshka walked straight past it. She cocked her head, heart suddenly speeding up. "Myuu? Are you leading me somewhere special? Do you…wanna skip training and make out meow~?"

"…Hell no. Besides, I'm pretty sure you're the one who followed me out here," said Koshka, walking faster.

Lilja smirked, rounding in front of her. Every time Koshka took a step around her, Lilja took one step back and one to the side. "Where are you going, Koshka~? I want a kiss. Don't you want to give me a kiss meooooow? Scared people will hate you if they see you kissing me?"

Gritting her teeth, Koshka glared. "I don't want a *kero* kiss. I want you to get the *kero* out of my way."

"Aww, is that any way to talk to your girlfriend meow? So cruel~" Lilja finally stopped moving. "Unless…"

Koshka tilted her head. "…Unless what."

Grabbing Koshka's shoulders, Lilja pressed her against the wall. Koshka let out a sharp exhale, staring back at her. Licking her lips, Lilja's eyes raked up and down Koshka's body. Opening a private conversation on her Selcom, she messaged: "Unless you want something more. Meeeeeew."

The faintest of pinks spread across Koshka's cheeks. "…As if I could want that," she messaged back, shoving Lilja off. She walked a few more feet down the hall to another door and opened it. Lilja entered after her, eyes jumping around the room from the student-free desks to the ink-covered whiteboard.

"Meeew? This is where you wanted to go? An empty classroom?"

"…I need privacy. Too many other people around."

"Privacy, huh?" Lilja let out a 'heh' as she went over to a desk and sat on it, crossing her legs. "Hmm, but I'm not too many people, am I meow?"

Koshka stared at Lilja, then took a seat next to her. Geez, it was hard to tell what she was thinking with those messy bangs covering her eyes. "…You're always too many people. Just one of you is like being surrounded by twenty others."

"Heh. Of course a gloomy hick like you would think that meow. If that's the case, then you sure like having…" Lilja stood up, walking over to the whiteboard. She uncapped a marker and wrote 'gang bangs' in Russian on it, looking over at Koshka with a catlike grin.

Scowling, Koshka sighed. "…Don't get it in your head that anything is gonna happen. I only came here to get away for a little bit. Nothing else."

"Pfft, yeah right," said Lilja, capping the marker. She walked towards Koshka, slamming her hands down on the desk on either side of Koshka's legs. Leaning forward, she brushed their noses together as she gazed into the shadows of Koshka's bangs. "Just try to resist the great Lilja meow!"

Koshka leaned back a little, her plum-scented breath still hot on Lilja's face. "…Never. I don't want you to touch me or my body. Ever."

"…Nyeheh. It'll be nice when we're rid of our *kero*croak*kero* bodies meow." Lilja lifted her legs and crawled up to straddle Koshka's lap. "But while we have them…I'm going to take advantage of all the fun things we can do with them meow. Your body is mine for the taking, Koshka~"

Biting her lip, Koshka tilted her head up towards Lilja. She grabbed Lilja's hips and held them tightly, digging her nails into them. "…I would rather die than give this body to you."

"Oh, Koshka. Such a hick! What a *kero* *kero*! If only you had a choice meow~" Lilja slowly raised a hand to cup Koshka's cheek. She closed the distance between their lips, pushing her tongue into Koshka's mouth as far as it would go. She wrapped it around Koshka's own tongue, releasing a weak moan at the sensation. Koshka pulled her head back, twisting away as Lilja repeatedly tried to seize her lips once more. Her kisses crashed into Koshka's cheek, her nose, her forehead. "Meeeew! Don't think you can avoid me for long meoooow!"

"I can and I will," said Koshka, turning her cheek towards Lilja. A loud snort escaped Lilja, kissing Koshka's cheek again.

"Think again meow!" Lilja kissed directly beneath Koshka's ear, leaving a trail of quick kisses as she moved down to her jawline. She pressed herself into Koshka, whose chest heaved against her. Smirking against her skin, Lilja ghosted her lips down to Koshka's neck and parted her lips, pressing an open-mouthed kiss to it. She bit down a little and sucked hard, body trembling as a breathy moan sounded from above.

"…*kero*," croaked Koshka, grabbing Lilja's arms. A few seconds passed before she pushed Lilja away, looking up at her with a groan.

"Rather die, huh? A quitter wouldn't hesitate like you did meow!" Lilja smirked, reaching a hand up to drag her fingers against the spot she sucked. Koshka shivered at the contact, lips pressing hard together as the quietest of whines sounded from her throat. With the other hand Lilja cupped her chin and brought her thumb to Koshka's soft lips, rubbing it back and forth against them. "You know, you should use this mouth of yours more meow. I'm not gonna be satisfied if you won't proudly share your adorable little noises with me meow~" She pressed her fingers a little harder, feeling the motions of Koshka's swallow against them.

"…If it makes you happy, then you can kiss any possibility good— mmph!" Lilja pushed the tips of her three middle fingers into Koshka's mouth, curling them and pulling at her bottom row of teeth. Their uneven, jagged points poked into Lilja, the slight pain alerting her to how damp she was between the legs. Koshka's wet, warm tongue pushed up against the back of her fingers, moving them a little.

"Meeew! I know you like the taste of my fingers! Finally, something for your mouth to do meow," said Lilja, straightening her fingers and slowly pushing them further in. Koshka let out a low growl, biting down and grabbing Lilja's wrist when her fingers entered about halfway. Grinning, Lilja cocked her head and let out a pleasured sigh. 'You're so stupid, pretending you hate this.' "Myaaa~ You think biting will stop me? You're so cute~" Her hand slid in a little further, Koshka thrusting her face forward a little as she gagged weakly.

"Don't you *kero*croak*kero* dare," messaged Koshka. She looked up at Lilja, still gagging lightly.

Lilja stared down at Koshka, a smug smile forming on her face as she narrowed her eyes. "Here we gooooo meow~ Koshka's favourite part!" Lilja shoved her fingers in slightly past the knuckle, beaming as Koshka gagged loudly and heaved against her. She let out a wild laugh, holding the back of Koshka's neck with her other hand. "AHAHAHA! You're amazing, meeeeew! Good job, Koshka, good girl! You're so accepting meow!" Koshka's tongue pressed Lilja's fingers up against the warm, ridged roof of her mouth, the tip squirming against her palm as the gagging slowed down. Her grip around Lilja's wrist squeezed harder, attempting to pull the hand out of her mouth. Lilja pushed back against it, wrestling for control.

"You—you *kero*! *kero* *kero* *kero*!" messaged Koshka, her avatar glaring at her with clenched teeth.

"Awww, don't pretend you don't love it meow~" sang Lilja, sliding her fingers out a little. She immediately pushed them right back in, Koshka shooting forward again with a loud coughing noise. The motion loosened her hand just enough for Lilja to push it off of her. She snapped a picture of Koshka and sent it with a grin. "Just look at how cute you are meow!"

"You're seriously gonna make me throw up," messaged Koshka, slowly raising her hand again. Lilja slapped it back down, pressing her own hand to the back of Koshka's neck. By now a dark spot had begun to form on the spot Lilja had sucked, her crotch throbbing at the sight.

"That's okay meow~ I don't mind, as long as I get my fill of Koshka meow!"

"Ugh…"

"'Meeeew! You're adorable when you're like this. Ahh, if only I had something bigger to push down your throat…I wanna see that nasty hick neck distend for me~"

"…*kero* you. *kero* you, you bun-eating whore. I'll gouge your *kero* eyes out."

"Just try it if you think you can meow!" Lilja pulled her fingers back again, then began to repeatedly ram them in as deep as she could. Koshka jolted forward and gagged with each push, her face flushed with a deep crimson as she reached up to hold Lilja's shoulders. Drool rolled down the sides of her mouth, pooling at her chin as it dripped into Lilja's lap. The sight made Lilja glance down at Koshka's crotch, spying something she hadn't seen earlier between her skirt-covered legs. "Ooh~ I spot something interesting meow!" She slid her hand down from Koshka's neck and down her back, circling it to the front. Hovering it above the spot, she grinned widely.

"…If you think I'm gonna let you touch me there," messaged Koshka, grabbing Lilja's lower wrist with both hands, "…you're sorely mistaken. Do it and I'll kill you with my own hands."

"Myeeeh! I love it when you make threats meow~" Lilja thrusted her fingers extra hard, Koshka gagging once again. Shaking Koshka's hands off, she flipped her own hand over and shoved it down Koshka's skirt, pressing hard on the fabric of Koshka's underpants. The sudden wetness made Lilja squeak, a sigh slipping out. "Heeeh, you're so horny meow! You'd better not be watching a little video on your Selcom. I'm the only one you're allowed to look at meow meow~ "

Koshka bit down a little harder, her teeth stinging Lilja's knuckles. "I'm not looking at you OR anyone else. This is just one of the side effects of having a body." She grabbed Lilja's arm and yanked upwards, making Lilja's fingers brush against her. The motion alone made Koshka let out a muffled moan.

"Tell yourself that all you want, Koshka, but I know you like me meow!" Lilja kissed the top of Koshka's head, resting her chin on it. "Myaaa~ You might already have a crazy personality, but you're the cutest when you pretend to hate me~"

"Oh, I'm not pretending. I'm gonna stop you from doing this if it's the last thing I do."

"I think your body disagrees meow! Just let it happen, it's easier that way you know?" Lilja stopped her hand in Koshka's mouth, curling her fingers against the very back of Koshka's tongue. At the same moment she squeezed the wet fabric between Koshka's legs, eliciting a cross between a choking gag and a moan from Koshka. She rubbed her hand in rough circles, the rocking of Koshka's hips making the soaked mess between her own thighs beg for contact. 'No, not yet. Not until this hick succumbs to her shitty flesh first!' Her hand moved faster, Koshka's grip on her arm loosening once again. With a hot sigh, Koshka let go completely. Lilja giggled, leaning down to kiss her cheek again. "See? I knew you'd give in eventually meeeee—"

A hand slid under Lilja's crotch, cupping her pussy through her panties.

Biting her lip, Lilja shut her eyes and moaned. Her hands relaxed significantly, moving in slow, sloppy motions. "Ahhh…aaaah…"

"Hmph. See? I do have a way to stop you." Koshka's avatar smirked, her flesh body attempting to do the same. She curled her middle finger, dragging it against the fabric from just below Lilja's entrance to her clit. She pressed directly against it, making Lilja release another moan.

"Myeeeeeh…you think—haaaah—you think you can stop me?! Th-Think again, rotten hick!" Lilja opened her eyes and narrowed them, trying to ignore the feeling of Koshka touching – she swallowed – touching her. She picked up the pace with her hand, continuing to rub circles as she repeatedly curled her fingers.

Koshka chewed at Lilja's knuckles, rubbing her hand up and down against Lilja. Her fingers spread just enough to graze her thighs, moving quickly as Lilja's slick saturated her panties. "Wow, you're wet," messaged Koshka. "You're such a slave to your body. That's why I hate you. You should give up using it before someone hurts you…" She pushed the fabric of Lilja's panties aside and slid two fingers in, stroking Lilja's entrance for a moment before bringing them to her clit. Positioning her fingers on either side of the clit, she began to pinch. "…Like this."

The gentle sensation made Lilja buck, a high-pitched squeal escaping her as Koshka pinched harder. The pressure went from pleasant to painful within seconds, Lilja bucking against Koshka's hand as the conflicting feeling shot through her. "Ahhh~! It hurts meow! It hurts…so good…but it's not fair if Koshka's the only one who gets to touch like that…" She slid her hand up against Koshka's underpants, then down the waistband. The source of the wetness sat in her palm, Lilja letting out a snicker as she pressed and worked her fingers against it.

"Nghh…" Koshka chewed on Lilja even harder, the pressure of her bites so strong that Lilja couldn't tell if the moistness on her palm was from saliva or blood. A flash of red became apparent on the side of Koshka's lips, making her smile.

"Gyaahaha! No matter how hard you try to hurt me, it'll just feel good meow~ It's never boring when you touch me, Koshka! Even if your hands do smell like kitty litter meow!"

"*kero*croak*kero* you, Lilja Viljakainen…stupid kinky *kero*…" Koshka let out another hot breath against Lilja's hand, thrusting against the lower one. She relented her grip on Lilja's clit and dragged her fingers down, poising them at her entrance. Without warning she plunged them inside, Lilja letting out a sharp groan as she grinded her hips into them.

"Hyaaah!" Lilja let her mouth hang open, involuntarily pressing her hand down for a moment inside Koshka's mouth. A gag later and Koshka's fingers fumbled for a moment, stopping as she repositioned them.

"…Hm. Not enough." Slipping another finger under Lilja's panties, Koshka pushed it in alongside the other two. She pumped them in and out quickly, almost too fast for Lilja's liking.

Almost.

Lilja groaned and panted, feeling like her body would fall over had Koshka's teeth and waistband not held her in place. A hard curl from Koshka's fingers and she threw her head back, squeezing her legs together as she tried to take as much as she could. "Aaah, aaahh, haaaaah! Koshka…! *kero* Koshka! Ahhh *kero* I need you, Koshka! Meeeeeeew!"

"Hmph. Now who's the one who should look at themselves?"

"*kero**kero*! You've received an attachment poyo!" Keropoyo appeared in the corner of Lilja's mental display, a small mail icon over his head. Lilja opened the attachment to see a picture of her red, red face, tongue lolling out the side of her mouth as her eyes seemed to roll back into her head.

"So…the same as yours meow. Looks like we're matching! Well, aside from my cute little fingers being in your filthy mouth meow~"

"…Gross." Koshka rocked against Lilja's hand, seemingly meeting her eyes as she licked her sloppily moving fingers. By now drool and blood was rolling down Lilja's wrist, soaking her sleeve.

'And you think I'M the one who's gross?' Still, knowing that it was Koshka's fluids coating her made the fingers buried deep inside her feel full and hot. Stretching her fingers out, Lilja felt that her heart might break out of her chest if it beat any faster. She moved her hands with her body, working Koshka's mouth and crotch as she rolled into her movements. Her eyes shut as she focused on the feeling, listening to Koshka whine and groan through her fingers. "Ahahaha~ I don't want this to ever end meeeeeew~ You're so sexy meow! Make me cry for you, Koshka! *kero* me, *kero* me until you've destroyed both of us meow~"

Koshka released a low whine as her fingers went from focused, curling motions to squirming from side to side in a slippery mess, swallowing and pulling Lilja's fingers further in. Heat pooled in Lilja's crotch at the realisation of what was happening, smirking as she nearly crushed her fingers against the flesh between Koshka's legs. "L-Lilja…Lilja *kero*- Oh *kero*!"

"Hah! I've got you now meow~ Go on, let it all come out. Let your amazing Lilja know how gooooooood she makes you feel~" Lilja pulled her fingers out to make a violent, fast thrust to the back of Koshka's throat.

"Grrrk!" The next moment Lilja felt Koshka shake against her, hammering her hips into Lilja's hand. "You…don't…make me feel good…! I…hate you!"

"Meeew~ You're so lucky, you're cuter than an alley cat today so I'm gonna let you *kero*, Koshka! Wouldn't you like that?"

"I…I won't…not for you…I won't—"

Lilja twisted her hand, making Koshka release a gurgling cry as she forcefully grinded her crotch into Lilja. Her rough motions almost sent Lilja falling backwards, Lilja's eyes jolting open as she felt herself slipping. She resumed her seat on Koshka's fingers as she shook violently, watching as Koshka buried her face into her chest. A wet heat spread onto her hand down below, heart pounding even as the shaking slowed down. A moment later Koshka's soaked, beet red face stared back at her, breathing hot and heavy against her hand.

Lilja's passage squeezed around Koshka's fingers. "Haaah…you're so hot meow…"

"…I'm not done with you." Koshka slid her fingers out, then pumped them back in slow and hard. Lilja let out a high-pitched moan, heat building tightly in her core.

"N-No…I don't wanna! Not yet-!"

"Too bad. You're gonna purr for me. Me and me alone. I won't let anyone else have your body, Lilja Viljakainen…! Now, do it! Let it rip through you and destroy you completely! Do it now, you *kero*croak*kero*kero*!" She grabbed Lilja's hair and yanked at it as she gave one final thrust.

Heat shot through Lilja's body, her innards clenching hard around Koshka as one final loud cry broke out of her. Her body rocked aggressively against Koshka as everything spilled out of her at once, the space between her legs and Koshka's skirt completely soaked. Koshka's fingers kept moving even after the heat finished washing over Lilja, making her squeeze her thighs tighter. She let out a whimper as they slowed down, finally sliding out of her. "Mrrr….haah….haahh…damn it meeeeeeeew…"

Koshka's lips tightened as she lifted her hand, looking at the slick rolling down her fingers. "…Take your hand out of my mouth already."

Cocking her head, Lilja let out a dreamy sigh. "Nyaaa~ But you look so good meow~"

"Lilja."

"Myaaa~ Okay, but only because you gave me soooo much today." She pulled her hands out of Koshka's mouth and underpants, staring at the wetness on both and licking everything up. "Mmm, tastes pretty good for dirty hick meow."

Koshka took a gasping breath, tongue hanging out of her mouth as she looked up at Lilja. "…Idiot."

Lilja smirked, letting her body slump against Koshka as she released a few more deep breaths. "Hah…Lame hick. Eat your snack already."

Rolling her eyes, Koshka popped her slick-coated fingers into her mouth. She sucked for a few moments before taking them out and wiping them on her shirt.

Leaning back, Lilja reached up to grab Koshka's shoulders. She looked down, noting the smallest of grins on Koshka's face. Slowly tilting towards each other, their lips slowly touched. Koshka raised her hands, wrapping her arms around Lilja's waist and holding her close. She hummed as Lilja continued their pace, grabbing a lock of Koshka's hair and pulling on it gently.

"…Meeeeew…Post sex Koshka is a good Koshka…" said Lilja's avatar, smiling at Koshka's avatar.

"…Shut up. Or I'll tear your tongue out with my teeth right now."

"Go ahead and do it if you think you can meow~" Lilja slipped her tongue into Koshka's mouth, letting out a pleased hum when she nipped at it.

Yeah, Koshka totally liked her.