The New Pokémon Chapter 4 The Staff Meeting
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(The Pokémon crowd together as Riolu steps up to the podium. Delibird waddles up next to Riolu and shows his microphone).
Delibird: Ahem! (Riolu Says Grabbing the microphone).
Riolu: Oh, thanks, Delibird. (Riolu Says to the crowd). Okay- (Riolu Hears the feedback). Whoa, whoa. Step back.
Meowth (Kanto): For crying aloud. (Delibird waddles back a step to stop the feedback).
Riolu: There you go, thank you. (Riolu Blows in the mic to check if it is working properly). Hello? Check. That better? Great. Can Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great, okay. First item today: Uh... oh, yes. Has everyone picked a moving buddy? (The Pokémon all groan).
Cranidos: What?
Meowth (Kanto): Moving buddy? You cannot be serious.
Cranidos: I did not know we were supposed to have one already. (Volbeat Says Waving his arm and flying in the Air a little bit).
Volbeat: Do we have to hold hands? (The Pokémon laugh and snicker at Volbeat).
Riolu: Oh yes, you all think this is a big joke. We have only got one week until the move. I do not want any Pokémon left behind. A moving buddy. If you do not have one, get one! (Riolu Says Checking the pad). All right, next. Uh, oh, yes. Tuesday night's Self Defense meeting was, I think, an enormous success. And we want to thank Mr. Mime for putting that on for us. Thank you, Mr. Mime.
Mr. Mime (Kanto): You're Welcome.
Riolu: Okay. Uh, oh, yes. One, uh, minor note here. (Riolu Says Under his breath). Ash's birthday party is now happening today. (Riolu Says in a Full voice). Uh, next we have... (The Pokémon all panic).
Meowth (Kanto): Wait a minute here!
Cranidos: What?! What do you mean the party's today?! His birthday's not till next week!
Meowth (Kanto): What is going on down there? Is his mom losing her marbles?!
Riolu: Well, obviously she wanted to have the party before the move, I am not worried; you should not be worried.
Volbeat: Of course, Riolu ain't worried. He has been Ash's favorite since kindergarten.
Furret: Hey, hey. Come on, Volbeat. If Riolu says it is all right then, well, darn it, that is good enough for me. (Volbeat Starts Patting his Posterior in Front of Mr. Mime (Kanto) making him Laugh).
Mr. Mime (Kanto): Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Furret: Riolu has never steered us wrong before.
Riolu: Come on, guys. Every Christmas and birthday we go through this.
Cranidos: But what if Ash gets another Fossil Pokémon, a mean one? I just do not think I could take that kind of rejection!
Riolu: Hey, listen, no one's getting a replacement. This is Ash we are talking about. (Riolu Steps down from the podium and walks toward the crowd). It does not matter how greatly we play with Ash. (The mic stops stretching, so Riolu Motions for Delibird to Move Closer to Riolu. Delibird waits for a Second before moving closer to Riolu). What matters is that we are here for Ash when he needs us. That is what we are here for, right?
Meowth (Kanto): Pardon me, I hate to break up the staff meeting, but- (Meowth Says Shouting). -they are here! Birthday guests at 3:00!
Riolu: Stay calm, everyone! (The Pokémon panic in excitement and stampede over Riolu toward the bedroom window, leaving him alone on the floor). Hey! Uh, meeting adjourned. (The Pokémon all crowd around the bedroom window, trying to get a peek outside).
Meowth (Kanto): Ho, boy! Will you have a look at all those presents?
Volbeat: I cannot see a thing. (Unable to see over the crowd, Volbeat Flies Up over the other Pokémon. Children file toward the front door carrying presents).
Meowth (Kanto): Yes, sir, we are next month's garage sale fodder for sure. (Cranidos Says Panicked).
Cranidos: Any Fossil Pokémon-shaped ones?
Meowth (Kanto): Oh, for crying aloud. They are all in boxes, you idiot. (The presents keep coming).
Cranidos: They are getting bigger!
Furret: Wait, there is a nice little one over there. (At first, the kid's present looks to be a little box, but then the kid turns. The present is four feet long. The Pokémon shriek).
Cranidos: AAH!
Mr. Mime (Kanto): Spell; Trash Can.
Cranidos: We are ill-Fated!
Riolu: All right, all right! (The Pokémon turn inside and look down at Riolu). If I sent out the troops, will you all calm down?
Cranidos: Yes, yes! We promise!
Riolu: Okay! Save your Panic Bones.
Meowth (Kanto): Exceptionally good, Riolu. That is using the old noodle.
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