Dylan Fitchar woke up in his bed in Cape West Apartments. He had previously been run out of this apartment by John Phoenix after he was exposed as a criminal but eventually the police forgot about the place so he can safely live there again.

It was breakfast time, so he opened his fridge and took out the best quality steak he could find and he fried it deep in oil. When it was finished, he took it out cut the fat off then he threw the meat away and ate the fat.

"I have a good life," said Dylan.

But then he noticed there was a shadow at the window, it was a man! The man swooped in and grabbed Dylan by the collar, Dylan had heard of this man from the ramblings of his nemesis John Phoenix, but never had he met him in person! He was the legendary thief, Arsène Lupin!

"What do you want Lupin, I've got nothing of value!" said Dylan.

"My good monsieur, I am here to commit larceny no matter what, and this time I shall WIN!" said Lupin.

Lupin reached into his infinite bag of thief tools and pulled out a threadmill and he put it under Dylan's feet and turned it on to maximum speed.

Dylan Fitchar ran, but not away! He ran on the spot because if he didn't, he would get impaled by dangerous spikes Lupin had so fiendishly placed behind him.

"Huff, huff! Stop it, let me off, I'm not built for running this much!" said Dylan. He ran and ran and ran and his whole body was burning up and Lupin was laughing at him the whole time!

"Okay stop, that's enough," said Lupin and Dylan was slim. "I stole your fatness, good luck getting THAT back, I WIN!" said Lupin and he tried to jump out the window but he couldn't fit cause he was fat now instead so he left through the door like a normal person.

Dylan got angry! He swore he would have his revenge!

Dylan opened his fridge, but he only had years old burgers. He ate them anyway, then he went to Sidney's Cafe.

"Oh hiya Mr. Fitchar, good to see ya!" said Sidney. "Heh heh, I see you're on a diet and getting exercise, good to see it son!"

"Shut up! Feed me!" said Dylan, and he broke into the kitchen and ate their entire stock and he was Dylan Fatchar as we all know and love him again.

But this was not enough, he went to Lupin's secret hideout, he knew where to find it cause Lupin was a villain and so was Dylan, so his villain instincts told him where it was.

When he got to the hideout, Dylan took the treadmill and slammed it under Lupin's feet. He set it beyond max speed, it was at 1000000%!

Dylan cackled as Lupin was running so fast his legs blurred into a wheel like Sonic!

"I COMMAND YOU TO STOP THIS CRUELTY AT ONCE!" cried Lupin as he lost his fatness.

"Guess what, I got my fat back and you lost yours, that means you lose yet again!" said Dylan.

Dylan Fitchar walked away. He felt good. Good enough to maybe go back to regularly causing trouble for John Phoenix!

"CURSE YOU DYLAN-" shouted Lupin, then the treadmill EXPLODED and Lupin flew into the sky! "-FITCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"