Chapter 8: Thanking The Officer! Haru's Horrible Hormones!


Louis soon dismissed Alex, telling him to go claim the spotlight somewhere else. Alex gladly obliged, as he didn't want to take away from Louis's chances of becoming the next Beastar. Besides, the white wolf needed to go and ask Haru about the Night Howler that he had found last night on the school grounds anyways.

As the wolf walked through the hallways, he overheard chatter about some police officers that were in shiny metal suits had barged into the school grounds and removed a flower from the garden area. That meant that Chief Denka had delivered on the biohazard containment crew.

The wolf also noticed that his presence was attracting more attention from students passing by than before at any point in his investigation. He had expected it; like Zootopia, news of heroic actions traveled through the streets (or in this case, the school hallways) like wildfire.

Approaching the gardening club, Alex once again took note of how well Haru was at gardening. Suddenly, Alex felt someone blaze past him, nearly getting run over in the process. Was that Legosi? The wolf sniffed the air, and the scent confirmed that it was indeed Legosi. What could possibly have made the wolf run off like that? He walked to the door of the club and opened it.

"Hey Haru, was Legosi in heeeere…?" Alex asked when he stepped in the gardening club before he gasped. The white dwarf rabbit was wrapped up in a blanket sitting on the floor, but that wasn't the shocking part. The shocking part was that she was wearing only a bra and panties.

Haru's expression brightened up, but Alex did not like the way she was smiling. It was the smile of a predator animal who had just caught a prey. He had seen that expression too often in his line of duty.

"Why, hello Alex! Glad to see you," Haru said happily. She started to walk towards the wolf, and Alex began to back up.

"Haru, what are you doing?" Alex asked nervously. Her whole demeanor was unsettling to him. He knew that rabbits her age were horny- heck, his girlfriend on the squad was a rabbit- but he had no idea that it could become this extreme.

"I've been feeling pent up all day, and I need some relief. Come here, big boy," Haru lustfully said.

"Haru, no. Put your clothes back on," Alex ordered. Ignoring him, Haru began to remove the rest of her clothes. Alex wasn't going to let her go any further. The wolf opened up a compartment on his belt and whipped out his taser, brandishing it at Haru. "Put your goddamn clothes back on, or I'll shock you into next week!" Alex snarled, his voice literally oozing with malicious intent if the rabbit didn't do exactly as he said. Haru stared at the taser for half a minute, before sighing.

"Fine. You cops are no fun," Haru whined as she began to redress herself. Alex crossed his arms and looked at her sternly. "How'd you figure out that I was a cop?" Alex asked cautiously.

"First, the way you handled Legosi was very mature, and you acted like you had a ton of experience with Night Howlers before. Second, one of the officers- I think his name was Lem- mentioned that an 'Officer Alex' reported the night howler on the school grounds while he was interrogating me about where that flower came from. Third, you have a taser," Haru explained.

"God fucking dammit Lem, I told you not to tell anyone!" Alex swore. He texted that exact phrase to Lem.

"You tried to get Legosi into bed with you didn't you?" Alex guessed. A nod from Haru confirmed his theory.

"He imprinted on you, and you're already trying to get him to sleep with you. You're going to make him question everything, slow down!" Alex advised. Haru blushed and giggled at his response.

"Anyways, you really need to get your hormones under control, Haru," Alex told her. Haru harrumphed.

"I know, but that's really one of the only ways that I feel… equal, compared to all the other animals in the school," Haru sighed.

Alex took her paw in his and held it. "Oh, Haru. You're too hard on yourself," Alex chuckled.

"Really? Why do you say that?" Haru wondered.

"You're cute, kind, smart, and a badass. You'd make a fine cop," Alex assured. Haru's eyes widened.

"A cop? Really?!" Haru exclaimed.

"Absolutely! You don't take shit from anyone, and you have the same unyielding spirit as my girlfriend," Alex answered. Then, Haru realized something.

"You're from Zootopia, right?" Haru asked.

Alex nodded. "Yeah, so?" The wolf responded.

"And since there's only one bunny officer on the squad…" Haru whispered to herself. Fuck!, the wolf thought inwardly. "Your girlfriend is Judy Hopps!?" Haru concluded.

"Y-yes, but please don't go telling anyone!" Alex begged.

Haru batted her eyelashes at him. "Oh don't worry! You saved me from Legosi last night, I owe you my life for that. I'll keep all your dirty little secrets," Haru promised.

Alex breathed a sigh of relief. "You have got to tell me more about her," Haru said.

Alex put his paws up in exasperation. "Another time, all right?" Alex replied.

Haru frowned in disappointment. "Oh, all right," Haru relented. The white wolf promptly made his exit, wondering what he had just gotten himself into.

"Audio log, day seven. Haru, the white dwarf rabbit who I saved yesterday, is a lot smarter than she lets on. She was able to put two and two together and figure out that I'm a cop. Well, only after I threatened her with my taser. But Judy, I had to. I had to, she was trying to sleep with me for Christ's sake! That rabbit has the hormones of several rabbit couples put together. Anyways, as I grow closer to the students of the school, I'll be able to pry more information from them about who they suspect to be the killer. End of audio log," Alex whispered that evening.