Note: this is 4 days before under siege
(Phil, Craig, and Elaine were in front of a portal, getting ready to kill the pirates)
Phil: alright, are you guys ready to kick some pirate ass?
Elaine: you bet
Craig: I was born ready
Phil: alright, let's do this
(They went to the portal, and once they went to the other side of the portal, they were in the ice age world, and what they saw were captain Gutt and his crew holding the ice age herd hostage, and Gutt holding peaches, and the portal they came through closed)
Gutt: oh look at this, humans
Phil: (mocking) oh what's wrong captain, scared of humans?
Gutt: no, they disgust me because of their nature
Craig: that's what she said
Gutt: what?
Craig: nothing
Phil: alright ape, let them go right now
Gutt: not a chance, they destroyed everything I had, I'm just paying them back
Elaine: let them go, you bitch
(The herd and pirates had shocked looks on their faces, but Gutt was shocked of them all)
Gutt: what did you just say?
Phil: you heard me
Gutt: ok missy, you better watch your mouth
Phil: why the fuck should we?
Gutt: I'm not joking about that language
Craig: ok, that's it
(He pulled out his phone, meanwhile, at my high school auditorium...)
If you love to keep me, you gotta, gotta, gotta got to love me harder, (and the background music was the instrumental of just the way you are by Bruno Mars) and if you really need me, you gotta, gotta, gotta got to love me harder, love me harder
Me: love me, love me, love me, harder, harder, harder,
(Suddenly, I felt my phone vibrate, I paused the song and I pulled out my phone)
Me: hello?
Phil: hey Christian, listen, you mind sending us some help?
Me: why's that?
Phil: long story, we're face to face with 8 pirates
Me: pirates?
Phil: yeah...
Craig: oh, give me that, Christian, we're in the ice age 4 universe, during the final battle scene, we need help to fight them
Me: on it
(I pressed a universe emergency button, and a alert sounded)
Me: red alert, red alert, the ice age herd is being held hostage, head towards the ice age 4 final battle scene, they need your help
(I headed towards the hall)
Me: ok, help should be on the way
Phil: thanks Christian
Me: anytime
Gutt (cackling): hope you called your human friend for the last time, because you will face my fury
(Then, another portal opened up next to the jexi crew and they heard a train whistle, and then a blue train with with a face came out of it, it was Thomas)
Me: oh yeah, Thomas
Thomas: did someone call for a really useful engine?
Phil: we sure did
Manny: thank goodness, we definitely need help
Thomas: don't worry, I got more help, I got it from the pride lands
(This confused everyone)
Gutt: pride lands? What are you blubbering about?
(Phil knew what he was talking about)
Phil: oh, you mean where Craig's lion friend lives?
Thomas: you know it
Manny: wait, what's a lion?
Phil: you'll see
(Then suddenly, the lion guard came out of the portal that Thomas came out and went in front of them)
Kion: alright, get ready team
(The jexi crew and I cheered and manny was looking at kion with wide eyes)
Manny: oh, so that's what a lion looks like
Me: and thats not all
(Then, more portals started to form all over the ships, and the loud house gang, the Casagrande gang, space voyager 1701, the shadow reader, the queen of lions, SirHorror, and the trolls, death-skull, tornado, and their spirits, ajabu, 2010 bfdi snowball, leafy, the announcer, and RoBoCop, and all the portal closed)
Diego: finally, we got some help
Me: and you're gonna get more help
(I hung up)
Phil: what?
(Then, a gigantic portal opened, and a African elephant, a rhino and a hippo came out of it, I was the elephant, Luna loud was the hippo, and Sam sharp was the rhino, and the pirates looked terrified by the fact that they were outnumbered)
Flynn: I don't like this one bit
Me: alright pirates, let them go, or feel our wrath
Gutt: never, I will never let them go
Me: ok, that's it, team, let's get them
(The team and I charged at the pirates and started to attack them, the pirates screamed in pain, and Gutt was furious)
Gutt: you idiots are useless
(Then, luna, sam, and I walked in front of Gutt)
Me: hello ape
Gutt: hello there, oh gosh, you're big
Me: do you like my size?
Gutt: uh, no, I like to fight animals smaller than me
Me: oh yeah, well I like you meet my friends, Luna the hippo
(Luna walked next to me)
Me: and sam the rhino
(Sam also walked next to me)
Gutt: uh oh
Me: and I demand you to release the mammoth, if you don't, we will give you a beating so bad, your mom will feel it, hear me?
Gutt: no, she will be my prisoner, and she will do as I say
Me: ok, you asked for it, Luna, Sam, get him
(With that, they ran at the ape and started to attack him, Gutt screamed in pain as he tried to defend himself, but they were stronger)
Me: this is what you deserve, Gutt
(I looked at peaches, who looked horrified)
Me: hey, it's ok
(I walked towards the mammoth, but she backed up)
Peaches: how? Your friends are attacking the pirates
Me: its fine, we're friendly, we're here to save you and your herd (looks at the tied up Ellie) alright, let's go free your mother
Peaches: ok, if you say so
Me: Bunga, announcer, let's free Ellie
Bunga: right behind you
Announcer: whoop de do
(We all ran towards the tied up Ellie, and she noticed us)
Ellie: peaches, oh thank goodness
(I turned into a nile croc)
Me: alright, let's cut these ropes
(Then, sea stars were thrown at our direction, we saw that it was squint that threw them at us)
Squint: what do you think you're doing?
Bunga: don't worry, I got this, hey, shoo, shoo bunny
(But he didn't leave)
Bunga: man, he is one tough bunny
Announcer: move out the way, I'll get rid of this bunny, (flings him away with the spatula), fling, that was easy
Me: how do you keep doing that?
Announcer: I'm magical
(Then, I saw Dobson charging at us)
Me: look out, warthog impact
(Peaches, announcer, Ellie, and Bunga noticed, before he could hit us, I bit him by the leg with my mouth at full force, the warthog screamed in pain and tried to break free, but kion came and started to claw him, and I ripped his leg off and the lion ripped out his throat out, and Dobson dropped to his side, lifeless)
Me: woah, thanks
Kion: anything for my human friend
Peaches: what?
(We paled in horror)
Me: shouldn't said that out loud
Kion: yep, that was stupid for me to do
Announcer: alright, let's free Ellie
(We started to bite and cut the ropes, after a while, she was free)
Ellie: thanks
Me: you're welcome
(We went back into the battle and I saw Raz being clawed by tornado)
Tornado: this is what you get for being a pirate
Raz: stop it
(But the metal troll stabbed the kangaroo in the eye, killing her, and Raz fell over, lifeless)
Tornado: never mess with metal trolls
(I then saw death-skull and besthie stomping Flynn's dead corpse)
Death-skull: ok, just a few more and he's dead
Beshtie: got it
(Luna and Sam saw Gupta, who was attacking Ono)
Luna: Gupta
(Gupta stopped attacking Ono and looked at the rhino and hippo)
Luna: killing time
Gupta: uh oh
(Luna and Sam went to Gupta and attacked him, the badger tried to defend himself, but they were stronger, and they ripped in half, and they looked at Ono, who was moaning in pain)
Luna: you ok?
Ono: yeah, thanks
(Suddenly, they heard gunshots, they saw RoBoCop trying to shoot Silas)
Silas: why do you keep missing?
RoBoCop: surrender Silas
Silas: never
(Anga flew at him and collided with him, and they hit the wall, and the martial eagle started to claw Silas, he screamed in pain, but anga stabbed his throat, killing him instantly)
Anga: you deserve it
(Gutt, despite being covered in bruises, ran to manny with pure rage, but I noticed and turned into a grizzly bear, ran towards Gutt, and attacked him, i bit him until I threw him into the middle of the ship)
Me: Beshtie, hit Gutt into the ocean
Beshte: you got it, twendie- keboko
(Beshte hit Gutt the ocean, and once the ape hit the ocean, he was attacked by his own narwhals, then I saw Shira, who was horrified to see her crew being violently attacked, i snarled in hate and ran towards her, Shira saw me running at her and pulled her paws up to defend herself, but Diego ran in front of me)
Diego: wait, don't attack her, she changed
Me: not falling for that one
Diego: no really, she's one of us
Me: ain't buying it, delta, Cora, shoot the silver saber to death
Delta: on it
Diego: what?
(The country trolls pulled out their shotguns and aimed them at Shira)
Diego: wait, no
(But they started to shoot at Shira, Shira was shot 60 times in the chest, killing her, and Diego watched in horror to see Shira being shot, and once they were done, Shira fell to her side, she was dead)
Diego: NO
(He ran towards the dead saber)
Diego: Shira!!!!
(He ran towards her, and once he got in front of her, he had look of shock and horror on his face, the dead body Shira laid there in front of Diego, and the orange saber tried to fight back tears)
Diego: Shira, Shira wake up, don't leave me, please
(He silently began to cry as he hugged the silver saber's body, and I started to make my way to the crying saber and patted his back)
Me: Diego, it's ok
(But Diego slapped my hand off)
Diego: DON'T TOUCH ME
(I was taken aback by his outburst)
Manny: Diego, calm down
Diego: I can't with these (glares at Cora and delta) mate killers on this ship
Me: ok Diego, how about this, I'll find you another mate, how about that?
(Diego looked at me)
Diego: what?
Me: I'll find you a mate with the same speed and strength as Shira, how about that
(Diego stared at me, then looked at Shira's dead corpse, after a while, he made his decision)
Diego: alright fine, but tell these (points at the country trolls) mate killers to stay away from me
Me: no problem, hey Mara
(Then, a female tangerine saber tiger came next to Diego, it was mara, and when Diego looked at the saber, he immediately blushed at how beautiful she looked)
Mara: hi there
Diego: um, hi?
Mara: don't worry, I have the same strength and speed as the pirate saber, and I'll be your mate
(Diego started to purr, and Sid the sloth came next to me)
Sid the sloth: hey, do you want me and the herd to be on your scurvy crew?
Me: you know it, welcome to my team
(The herd smiled and the mammoth family hugged each other)
Manny: it's good to have you back
Ellie: you too
(The final shot of the herd and team was taken in the sky, and it faded to black)
