The Great Hall is devouring a delicious breakfast, courtesy of the house elves. Two scarlett envelopes drop on a scrawny black haired kid with bright green eyes and a tell-tale scar, and a tall, red haired boy. Ron looks horrified as the crowd falls silent, alert and wary. He tentatively opens it.

"— STEALING THE CAR, I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SURPRISED IF THEY'D EXPELLED YOU, YOU WAIT TILL I GET HOLD OF YOU, I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU STOPPED TO THINK WHAT YOUR FATHER AND I WENT THROUGH WHEN WE SAW IT WAS GONE —

— LETTER FROM DUMBLEDORE LAST NIGHT, I THOUGHT YOUR FATHER WOULD DIE OF SHAME, WE DIDN'T BRING YOU UP TO BEHAVE LIKE THIS, YOU AND HARRY COULD BOTH HAVE DIED —"

— ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED — YOUR FATHER'S FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT AND IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT BACK HOME."

Harry's Howler begins smoking as Mrs. Weasley's voice dies down and he opens it.

"HARRY JAMES POTTER! I AM SO… PROUD OF YOU! I'M NOT EVEN MAD" Sirius Black's voice rings through the Great Hall.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I'M IMPRESSED, AND PROUD TO CALL YOU MY GODSON! A FLYING CAR! EVEN JAMES AND I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT! OH! AND DON'T BE BOTHERED IF MINNIE GIVES YOU A TALKING TO, YOU CAN BET SHE IS LAUGHING INSIDE-"

McGonagall rubs her temples as if she has a rather bad headache, muttering something crossly to Dumbledore, who smiles.

"-LOVE YOU KIDDO! MAKE SURE TO PULL A PRANK, I'LL BE DISAPPOINTED IF YOU DON'T HAVE AT LEAST TWENTY DETENTIONS BY CHRISTMAS!"

Remus Lupin's voice cuts in "SIRIUS! HARRY, I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU! ALSO, DO NOT LISTEN TO SIRIUS! I SHALL BE DISAPPOINTED IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN TEN DETENTIONS BY CHRISTMAS! BE GOOD!"

Harry's expression is mortified as the students erupt in laughter. Ron's ears are red, Harry's blushing, and the sounds of amusement sound throughout the Great Hall.

Alright guys, my first oneshot! Hope you like it! If you haven't figured out, this is sort of wolfstar, sort of two friends raising their friend's kid! Anyway, if Sirius and Remus raised Harry after he flew a car! :D