INTRO:

Wiz: Son Goku, the Super Saiyan.

Boomstick: And Naruto Uzumaki, the Seventh Hokage.

Wiz: Naruto. One Piece. Bleach. Long ago, the Big Three, the Shonen Trinity, were the pinnacle of anime itself.

Boomstick: But one day, the adventures of Ichigo Kurosaki suddenly faded into legend, and was replaced and overshadowed by a new king that took America by storm: Dragon Ball.

Wiz: For years, fans debated which truly was the best of the best, and what deserved the top spot at Number One. The adventures of the golden-haired alien, or the story of the running ninja?

Boomstick: It's time for the anime battles to end all anime battles! He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!

SON GOKU:

Goku is shown jumping upwards into the air at a stump of wood, then hits it, breaking it into smaller, even pieces of wood. He lands in front of the stacked wood after landing on the ground.

Goku: Keah!

Wiz: Kakarot was born to a low-class Saiyan warrior on the planet Vegeta. He narrowly escaped the extinction of his entire race when he was sent to Earth with a single, simple mission…

Boomstick: Destroy everything! Then he conveniently bumped his head and forgot about it all.

Wiz: Dubbed Goku by his adopted grandfather, his life revolves around combat. He cares little for anything else, unless food is involved.

Goku: Can I have another bowl, please?

*friends fall over in shock*

Boomstick: At 12 years old, he was trained by Master Roshi in Kame-Sennin Ryu, which pushes a person to superhuman levels.

Wiz: Complementing his Saiyan biology, Goku's superhuman strength, speed, and senses skyrocketed. He developed numerous fighting techniques including the fast-moving After-Image and the Dragon Throw, his trademark grapple.

Boomstick: At 15, he was already so powerful that the only worthy teachers left were gods... and a talking cat, but mostly GODS! He was only a kid and his power level was already enormous!

Vegeta: It's over nine thousand!

Boomstick: Not yet!

(*video fast-forwards through the Dragon Ball Z series*)

Boomstick: Okay, now it is.

Nappa: What?! 9,000?!

Wiz: FALSE! In the Japanese manga, Goku's power level at that time was 8,000. But it doesn't even matter because power levels are absurd. "The entire point of introducing them was to show how unreliable and meaningless they were". [Kanzenshuu] By relying on power levels, the villains constantly underestimated the heroes. Therefore, using them to judge Goku's abilities is pointless. Besides, the Daizenshuu says that—

Boomstick: Dai-what now?

Wiz: The Official Dragon Ball Encyclopedia. It states power levels eventually become immeasurable, not because they are so high they can't be measured, but because the characters, and hopefully the audience, have realized just how futile these numbers are.

Raditz: I'm still ten times stronger than you are!

Goku: That may be true, but strength isn't the only thing that matters.

Wiz: We cannot judge Goku by his power level, nor can we through power scaling, the theory that he can achieve the same feats as lesser Dragon Ball characters. Goku's abilities are tailored to his personal training and experiences, not to mention anatomy.

Frieza: I can breathe in space and you can't.

Boomstick: However, Goku does have a knack for mimicking ki techniques.

Wiz: "Ki is metaphysical, made up of things such as vigor, courage and being in one's true mind". [Kanzenshuu]

Boomstick: It's basically a kind of natural life force energy and is a fundamental component of Daoist medicine and martial arts. Oh, and uh, it's NOT magic!

Wiz: Dragon Ball creates a very distinct difference between ki and magic. Ki is dependent on the physical ability of the user.

Wiz: And magic-users like Babidi are clearly using something different. Goku harnesses and manipulates his ki energy—

Boomstick: - into badass lasers and stuff, like ki blasts, energy barriers, and the Destructo Disc, which he totally stole from Krillin. The Solar Flare blinds opponents and the Spirit Bomb puts energy from other things into a giant death ball... that takes freaking forever to make.

Wiz: And energy taken from sentient beings must be voluntary. The Spirit Bomb is fueled by positive energy which is only effective against those filled with negative energy, AKA evil. In the Super Android 13 film, Goku actually absorbs the ki gathered from the Spirit Bomb, becoming one with it, transforming and manipulating the energy himself.

Boomstick: But his two best moves are the Dragon Fist, where he superchargers his punch with a golden ki dragon and the one and only Kamehameha: a giant focused beam which every kid in the world has always wanted to do. Don't lie, you've tried it.

Wiz: Goku also uses ki for telekinesis and high-speed flight. He can even sense the power and location of other ki sources and then teleport directly to them with Instant Transmission.

Boomstick: Which is light speed!

Goku: You dematerialize and travel as a mass of light.

Wiz: Again, false. This is another mistake in translation. According to the original manga, "Instant Transmission is… well… instant". [Kanzenshuu] The only flaw is that it requires concentrated focus.

Goku: (in his mind) It's no good. I can't concentrate.

Wiz: Also, he can read minds.

Boomstick: Wait, what? Is there no limit to this ki thing?

Wizard: There is. Goku draws from a finite pool of ki energy, so to increase his power, Goku perfected the art of Kaio-Ken. This amplifies Goku's ki, multiplying his strength, speed, defense, and so on.

Boomstick: Only one problem: it puts a giant strain on his body and can even kill him.

Goku: Kaio-Ken... TIMES TWENTY!

Wiz: But Goku does not have to rely solely on his ki. He wields the Power Pole, "a magical staff which expands and contracts". [Daizenshuu 7]

Boomstick: When he's hurt, eating a Senzu Bean heals him up and to get around, he rides the Flying Nimbus, a flying cloud which probably tastes like cotton candy.

Wiz: Still, the Kaio-Ken was Goku's trump card for some time until a fateful battle with the tyrant Frieza, who pushed Goku past his limits to achieve the legendary form of Super Saiyan.

Boomstick: There are many different levels of Super Saiyan, each drastically boosting his power.

Wiz: Like the Kaio-Ken, each form does burden his body, though Goku has trained to minimize this.

Boomstick: Super Saiyan 3 multiplies the already combined power of Super Saiyan 2 by four, but comes at a horrible price: That hair! Oh, and it pretty much destroys his body (and his eyebrows) while he's using it, but BY GOD THAT HAIR!

Wiz: Fortunately for Goku, the life-sapping Super Saiyan 3 would be trumped by his next transformation: Super Saiyan 4. This form alters his body to better endure the 4000x power increase.

Boomstick: Complete with pink fur and eye shadow.

Wiz: With each transformation, minus full-power Super Saiyan 1, Goku loses some self-control, becoming more violent and instinct-prone.

(Footage of SS4 Goku facing off against one of the Shadow Dragons in GT.)

Goku: When I'm at this power level, it's hard for me to listen to reason. I just lose control.

Boomstick: But just like Frieza, this isn't even his final form. He's unlocked a bunch more forms, such as becoming a redhead with Super Saiyan God, which involves borrowing energy from others via ritual, Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan or just Super Saiyan Blue, which is basically a Super Saiyan God in Super Saiyan form, combining that form with Kaioken, and even gaining Ruby Rose's silver eyes with the insanely OP Autonomous Ultra Instinct! And he even gains silver hair when in its mastered form! Jeez, how much hair dye does one guy need?!

Wiz: Goku's greatest strength is his tenacity and never-give-up attitude. "He does not fight to defeat others. He fights to defeat himself." [The Dao of Dragon Ball] However, this may also be his greatest weakness.

Boomstick: He prefers a fair fight, eager to see his opponent's maximum potential.

King Kai: He's about to reach his maximum. This could be your last chance.

Goku: I want him to reach his maximum. I want to fight him when he's at his best!

Wiz: But, when the whole world is at stake, well... hindsight is 20/20.

Boomstick: And although he's more than tough enough to survive in a vacuum, he clearly needs oxygen, so no breathing in space.

Wiz: Plus, well… Goku's not very bright. Despite some basic schooling from Roshi, Goku has never had a day of certified formal education in his life. It took him years just to learn how to drive.

Boomstick: But why the hell would Goku need to drive a car?

Wiz: Even so, Goku understands his weaknesses. To him, a formal education would just be a waste of time. He is already a genius when it comes to martial arts.

Boomstick: And even if he does get the hell beaten out of him, he improves with every fight.

Wiz: And that is what Goku is all about. He thrives on becoming stronger and bursting limits and has overcome every obstacle in his way.

Boomstick: Even marriage.

Wiz: Goku might just be the greatest martial artist in fictional history.

Frieza: You...You... What ARE you?

Goku: You haven't figured it out yet? I'm the Saiyan who came all the way from Earth for the sole purpose of beating you! I am the warrior you've heard of in legend, pure of heart and awakened by fury! That's what I am! I am the Super Saiyan, Son Goku!

NARUTO UZUMAKI:

Wiz: Konoha, the Village Hidden in the Leaves, is a pretty quiet town.

Boomstick: Not what I'd expect for a city full of ninja. Still, there was at least one troublemaker among the bunch. The number one knucklehead ninja, Naruto Uzumaki.

Naruto: I'm home, everyone! Naruto Uzumaki has returned to the Hidden Leaf Village!

Wiz: Orphaned at a young age and ostracized by his peers, Naruto may have been mischievous, but he had great aspirations. His goal was to become the town's Hokage.

Boomstick: Which is a fancy word for ninja governor and president.

Wiz: The only way Naruto could reach such a prestigious position was to excel in ninja school.

Boomstick: Like ninja Harry Potter, though he should really find a place that'll teach him not to dress like a clown and run like a real human being. What does he think he is, an airplane?

Wiz: Actually, his posture likely decreases wind resistance, which could be beneficial when moving at superhuman speeds where angular momentum is a smaller factor.

Boomstick: (mocks him) I remember when you ran like that in middle school.

Wiz: Hey, that was for research!

Popup: Naruto failed to graduate from the Academy 3 times!

Boomstick: Sure, Wiz. Anyway, while Naruto wasn't the best student, he still tried his hardest to reach his goal, but first, he'd have to learn how to control his chakra.

Wiz: In Buddhism and Hinduism ideologies, chakras are, in simplistic terms, gates within the human body which can be opened to achieve enlightenment, but the ninja in Naruto's world had a slightly different interpretation.

Boomstick: I'll say, they weaponized it! Naruto can use chakra for all sorts of flashy attacks. He can heal himself, seal monsters away, walk up walls, or even stand on water like a ninja Jesus.

Wiz: He's learned a number of chakra techniques, or jutsus.

Boomstick: Gesundheit.

Wiz: And even developed a few new ones of his own.

Naruto farts in Kiba's face as the others stare in shock.

Wiz: His signature move is the Shadow Clone Jutsu.

Boomstick: Where he can copy and paste himself over and over and over again.

Wiz: Unlike the standard clone technique, Shadow Clones are tangible, with their own combat capabilities. By dividing his chakra between himself and his clones, it's nearly impossible to distinguish the real Naruto from the fakes. And after they are destroyed, or the jutsu expires, everything they've experienced adds up to become the original Naruto's experience as well.

Popup: Naruto is extremely adept at developing complex Shadow Clone strategies on the fly!

Boomstick: And he can get pretty tricky when he makes thousands of 'em, but when strategies can't save the day, he can always just beat his opponents down with the Rasengan.

Wiz: By spinning chakra in his hand, Naruto creates a compact ball of energy which can blast through solid stone. While the Rasengan usually takes years to learn, Naruto figured it out after training for just over a week.

Popup: He previously required at least 1 Shadow Clone to assist in creating a Rasengan, but has since learned how to form it on his own.

Boomstick: He's invented more Rasengans than Willy Wonka's invented candies, but his top pick is the Rasenshuriken. By combining the Rasengan with the element of wind, he uses it to turn the spinning ball into a spinning blade. This baby can trap you in a vortex of wind so sharp, it'll mess you up at a cellular level.

Wiz: Naruto has plenty of other techniques up his orange sleeves, including summoning, substitution, and transformation jutsus. He can even transform into a, uh... a naked woman.

Boomstick: Oh ho ho ho! Looks like he's been studying! I guess that's one plus side to not having parents, you don't need to worry about anyone walking in on you.

Wiz: While most individuals have chakra, everyone has a limit. The more physical and spiritual energy one possesses, the more chakra they'll have at their disposal.

Boomstick: Just like the gas tank for my chainsaw.

Popup: The Uzumaki clan was famous for their strong chakra, long lifespans, rapid healing abilities, and expertise with sealing techniques.

Wiz: Thanks to his heritage, Naruto already has a great deal of chakra. Even still, he has far more than he reasonably should, all thanks to the beast within.

Boomstick: Yeah, he's got a monster in his stomach.

Wiz: Let's backtrack a few years. On the day of Naruto's birth, his village was attacked by a chakra beast known as the Nine-Tailed Fox, a monster so destructive, a mere swing of its tails could level a mountain. In desperation, the Hokage at the time sacrificed himself to split the Nine-Tails in two, sealing one half within his own son, Naruto.

Boomstick: So his first ever birthday gift to his son was a giant pet fox that can destroy cities? I wish he was my dad.

Wiz: Eventually, Naruto discovered how to communicate with the Nine-Tails.

Boomstick: They didn't get along at first. Foxy would threaten to eat Naruto, Naruto would whack him over the head with a big shrine gate, you know, typical roommate drama. Still, they eventually became friends, and Naruto learned the fox's name was Kurama.

Wiz: Afterward, Kurama willingly shared his chakra with Naruto on a regular basis, and as a being composed of chakra, Kurama's reserves are gigantic.

Boomstick: With so much power at his fingertips, Naruto can enter a bunch of different super forms. First up is Sage Mode, which sounds like something he'd learn from an old wise man or wizard, right? Nope, he learned it from a frog.

Wiz: This state increases all of Naruto's physical abilities. Furthermore, Sage Mode allows Naruto to perceive the entire area around him and tap into naturally occurring energy via Senjutsu.

Boomstick: He can enhance his chakra attacks by adding natural energy, but if he's not careful, he'll turn into a frog. No, I'm not kidding.

Wiz: With Kurama's chakra, Naruto can enter multiple tailed-beast forms which drastically increase his physical prowess and energy output.

Boomstick: Best of which is the Nine Tails Chakra Mode, flame on! It got even better when he befriended Mr. Fox, upgrading to the stronger, faster, tougher, Kurama Chakra Mode.

Wiz: Chakra mode grants Naruto extra protection, a sense for negative emotions, and the ability to create additional chakra arms.

Popup: He is capable of creating at least 9 chakra arms simultaneously.

Boomstick: Whoa! That's a lotta hands! Gotta wonder what kinda things he does with those, right?

Wiz: Overwhelming attacks, extra maneuverability, creating Rasenshurikens, the works.

Boomstick: Yeah, that's not what I was-

Naruto creates two small chakra arms on a finger.

Boomstick: AH! Creepy tiny hands!

Wiz: He can also shroud himself in a Nine-Tails sized avatar and use Kurama's ultimate attack, the Tailed Beast Bomb, so destructive, it can level a mountain range.

Popup: Scaling to other Tailed Beasts, the Tailed Beast Bomb's max damage output is 5 teratons of TNT (5,000,000 MT).

Boomstick: And for his final form, it's spoiler time, pay attention, 'cause... yeah. Ahem, all this chakra stuff started with an alien named Kaguya, who ate a fruit which basically created chakra. Later, she got all murder happy, so her sons stopped her. One of these sons, the Sage of Six Paths, had his own son named Asura, and Naruto is the reincarnation of him. So, yeah, Naruto's kind of an alien.

Wiz: Through this connection, Naruto was gifted the most divine form of energy: Six Paths chakra. With it, he can enter Six Paths Sage Mode.

Boomstick: His strength gets boosted even more, he can fly, and he can use Truth-Seeking Balls, which are orbs of chakra that can transform into weapons and destroy anything they touch.

Wiz: He can combine all these forms and further add natural energy to his Kurama avatar to form Six Paths Asura Kurama Sage Mode, whew!

Boomstick: Good God, that's a confusing amount of forms. Anyway, Naruto is also an expert in hand-to-hand combat, and could run faster than the eye could see when he was just twelve years old.

Wiz: He's dodged a lightning speed punch from the Fourth Raikage, a feat considered comparable to his father, who could teleport.

Popup: The speed of a lightning bolt's return stroke is 220,000,000 miles per hour, or 354,055,000 km/h.

Boomstick: He even dodged this lightspeed loogie.

Wiz: According to the fourth data book, this Light Fang attack does indeed move at light speed, over six hundred and seventy million miles per hour.

Boomstick: He's tough enough to survive getting stabbed, have his soul ripped out, or get smacked in the face with a beam that can slice the frickin' moon apart.

Wiz: He's fought multiple Tailed Beasts at once, lifted a statue weighing several hundred tons, survived a fall from the clouds, gone toe to toe with invisible Limbo shadows, and pulverized six falling meteorites simultaneously. His chakra is so tough, he can power through Amaterasu, a fire jutsu with flames so strong, they burn other flames.

Boomstick: He can even make new eyeballs for blind people. What's up with that? Oh, and in his final fight with rival, and possibly closet boyfriend, Sasuke, their opposing power was so great, they obliterated miles upon miles of land, changing the weather and disintegrating a lake.

Wiz: Only then, after defeating Sasuke, saving the world from Kaguya, and reuniting the split halves of Kurama, Naruto finally achieved his dream, and became Hokage.

Boomstick: But he's still pretty dumb. I mean, he named his son Burrito.

Wiz: Boruto.

Boomstick: Eh, close enough.

Naruto: I'm not gonna run away, I never go back on my word, that's my nindō! My ninja way!

DEATH BATTLE:

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! And we've run the data through all possibilities! Let's end this debate once and for all!

Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLLLLEEEEEEE!

(Cha La Come Back! - Brandon Yates ft Casey Lee Williams)

Within the Cliffside Forest, a figure is seen leaping from branch to branch, reading Ninjas of Love as he does.

Naruto Uzumaki: Ha ha! Man, Jiraiya-sensei is gonna love this!

Kurama: Naruto. I sense a powerful chakra nearby.

Naruto: That's gotta be him! Thanks, Kurama!

He puts the book away and begins leaping faster through the forest. Meanwhile, in a snowy clearing, Beowolves surround a figure in a brown cloak.

And the moment Son Goku throws it off, he moves so fast he appears invisible, confusing the Beowulf alpha.

Goku: HYRAH!

Suddenly, he delivers a powerful punch to the Grimm's face, sending it flying. The others charge, and Goku easily dispatches them with a few punches, kicks, and ki blasts.

Goku: Phew! Now, where was I?

He notices a gravestone and investigates it.

Goku: Summer Rose? Who's that?

Suddenly, he gasps as he senses something.

Goku (thinking): Woah! What massive energy! Whoever this guy is, I gotta fight him!

He turns around just as Naruto lands into the clearing.

Naruto: I've been looking for you! Son Goku, isn't it?

Goku: Yeah. And you are?

Naruto: Naruto Uzumaki! And I bet you're stronger than the Son Goku I know!

Goku: Ha! Well, what a coincidence! I've been looking forward to fighting you as well!

Both get into a battle stance under the full moon's unbroken side.

Goku (thinking): Man, this energy is nothing like I've seen before! I just hope this guy's strong enough and doesn't hold back!

Kurama: Be on guard, Naruto. His chakra is nothing like I've ever felt before.

Naruto (thinking): Alright, Kurama! If things go south, I'll be counting on you!

Finally, when a nearby Grimm Nevermore roars out, the two J Stars charge and clash fists.

Goku: YAH!

Naruto: URAH!

DB Announcer: FIGHT!

The impact is enough to send out a shockwave that blows the falling snowflakes aside. The two begin trading blows. Naruto stuns Goku by thrusting four fingers into his chest, but the Saiyan intercepts a kick and spins around before throwing the Shinobi, and he nearly flies off the cliff!

Naruto: WOAH! Shadow Clone Jutsu!

He summons various Shadow Clones that form a rope that grabs him from falling off and springs him back, where he delivers a powerful punch that knocks Goku back.

Goku: Woah! There's more of him?!

The Shadow Clones begin running around Goku, who looks around in confusion.

Goku (thinking): AGH! It's no use! I can't make out which one's the real one! It's like they all have the same energy!

One clone lunges at him, and Goku intercepts with a Ki blast, making the clone poof away into smoke.

Goku: Not that one!

He blocks an attack from another clone and counters, only for it to poof away.

Goku: Not that one either!

He continues attacking clones, but they all prove to be fake Narutos!

Goku: Aw come on! Jeez, where'd he go?!

Naruto: Right here!

Naruto lands from the trees, the clones having bought him enough time to weave hand seals to…

Naruto: SEXY JUTSU!

In a puff of smoke, he transforms into a beautiful woman…

With Goku in dumbfounded shock.

Goku: Uhh…..what is that?

Naruto: A distraction!

The woman, also a Shadow Clone, poofs away and Naruto delivers another punch, sending Goku off the cliff…

Only to fly back up!

Naruto: HE CAN FLY?!

Goku begins firing down ki blasts which Naruto begins ninja running to dodge. He even does some parkour to avoid some more. Those he dodges end up destroying the trees.

Naruto: Enough of this!

He begins throwing his shurikens and kunai, which Goku does a rapid Dragon Rush to easily destroy before using afterimages to gain a numerical advantage.

Naruto: He can use Shadow Clones too?!

Naruto attacks the Afterimages with Shadow Clones, only for both of them to phase away. The real Goku lands a kick on Naruto, kicking up snow. The two continue their hand-to-hand combat, even landing a punch to each other's face. Naruto skids to the cliff's edge, using a Shadow Clone to leap up as he prepares another jutsu.

Goku: Super…

He pulls his arms back.

Naruto: What the?! What's he doing?!

Goku: KA…ME…HA...ME…

Kurama: NARUTO! MOVE!

Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Naruto: OH CRAP!

Naruto uses a Substitution Jutsu to dodge Goku's Kamehameha, which instead shoots towards the moon, shattering it (even more!).

Goku: AH! Uh…(chuckles) Oops?

Naruto: RASENGAN!

He slams Goku in the back with a Rasengan, making him fly into the forest However, Goku easily recovers.

Goku: Man, you're pretty strong! I almost felt that one!

He begins charging up his ki.

Goku: Now to get serious! HYAAAAAAAAAAA!

Naruto braces himself as a red aura surrounds Goku.

Goku: KAIOKEN!

Naruto: Woah! His chakra just shot up even more!

Kurama: But it looks like his body can only take it for so long! Try to keep him in that form as long as you can!

Naruto: Okay! HRAAAAAAAAAA!

He transforms into his Jinchuuriki Version 1 mode and readies a Rasengan. Goku only prepares a Kaioken x20 Kamehameha.

Finally, both charge. Goku fires his beam as Naruto rushes forward, blocking the beam with his chakra ball.

He begins to strain as he gets pushed back, but his guts allow him to push forward and power through the Kamehameha, eventually smashing into Goku, who yells as he's knocked into a boulder, which falls into rubble and buries him.

Naruto: Phew! That was intense!

He turns to leave, but suddenly senses Goku's energy rising.

Naruto: What?! NO WAY!

Finally, a yellow aura erupts from the rubble as Goku yells, having transformed into a Super Saiyan.

Naruto: Woah! Did he just scream loud enough to change hair color?!

Kurama: Heh. He looks just like you.

Naruto: Yeah...he is just like me...who is this guy?!

Goku gets into his battle stance.

Goku: Alright, kid! Show me what you got!

Naruto: Okay, old man! Time to kick it up a notch!

He yells again as he charges up his Chakra, transforming into Jinchuuriki Version 2. Naruto then roars before charging, but Goku manages to warp away.

Naruto: ?!

Goku then pummels him with a barrage of attacks, with the wild beast unable to get in a direct hit. Finally, Goku launches Naruto deeper into the forest, knocking him out of his Jinchuriki form.

Naruto: Agh! M-Man, he's good.

Kurama: He appears to be anticipating you. Perhaps you should anticipate him!

Naruto: Got it! Sage Mode!

He transforms into Sage Mode and gathers natural energy as a golden rocket flies towards him,

Naruto: Here he comes…

Goku: Take THIS! Dragon Fist!

Naruto charges, dodging the attack and countering with a kick that at first misses, but the extension of himself via natural energy manages to hit Goku. He retaliates with an Angry Kamehameha, which Naruto narrowly avoids. However, Goku manages to grab Naruto and fly all the way to the ruins of Beacon Academy, then throws him down into the ruined courtyard.

Goku: There! No people or animals are around, so we should be all clear to go all out!

Naruto: Ha! Fine by me!

They continue their battle, with several Grimm caught in the crossfire. The sheer power begins to destroy the Academy even more, and when Goku dodges a Rasenshuriken, it slams into the petrified Grimm Wyvern. Later on, Goku is sent flying into Beacon Tower, causing it to collapse on top of him. He only emerges similar to how Gohan emerged from Raditz's pod.

Goku: That's all you got, fox boy?!

Naruto: Not in your life, monkey man!

He bites his thumb, drawing blood.

Naruto: Summoning Jutsu!

As Naruto does the jutsu, Goku notices a shadow form around him. He looks up, then yells…

As Gamabunta crushes him.

Gamabunta: Hey! What's the big idea?! Can't a chief toad get some peace and quiet around he-?!

Suddenly, Gamabunta vanishes!

Naruto: WHAT THE?!

Goku then uses Instant Transmission to head back to Naruto, now in Super Saiyan 2.

Goku: That was close. Luckily I was able to send that guy to an island filled with animal people just like him. One of them almost looked just like me. Nonetheless, THIS form should be enough!

He charges at Naruto, who intercepts another attack. They trade blows, but Naruto still manages to gain the upper hand and punch Goku in the gut hard enough for him to cough up blood as he staggers back.

Goku: D-Damn it! Okay, let's try this form!

He charges up his Ki even more, and after 10 seconds of screaming, he transforms into Super Saiyan 3.

Naruto: Woah! You can make your hair grow, too?!

Goku: Sorry it took so long. I'm still not used to this form. YAH!

He charges at Naruto and the two trade blows yet again. He manages to land a powerful punch to Naruto's belly, which Kurama also feels.

Naruto: GUH!

However, this triggers something else that unleashes his rage. Goku leaps back, seeing this.

Goku: Hmph. Fine then.

He transforms as well, emerging in Super Saiyan 4. Naruto, now in Jinchuuriki Version 3, roars as it dons bony armor.

Goku: It's not like I could reason with you before, but now it seems we can't do that to each other anymore.

With a roar, both charge with primal fury. During their brawl, which takes them all throughout Beacon Academy, Naruto manages to stomp on Goku's tail, making him scream out in pain. Naruto wraps one of his tails around Goku's neck, but he only bites down hard on it. Naruto roars out in pain as he backs off, and Goku, with a Great Ape's roar heard alongside his own, delivers a powerful punch across Naruto's chest.

He slides back and they charge again, this time locking hands in a grapple as their energy completely destroys Beacon Academy. With the two of them standing in the rubble, Naruto lunges with a claw slash, but Goku manages to dodge it and throw Naruto into the air, charging up another Kamehameha.

Goku: HRAAAHHHH!

Airborne, Naruto catches the Kamehameha and evaporates it before roaring, retaliating with a Tailed Beast Bomb. Goku leaps to the side to dodge it as Naruto lands.

Standing off amongst the burning rubble, the two charge again, this time Goku managing to punch Naruto out of his enraged state and send him flying into a gateway made by the Relic of Creation. Goku flies off, following him.

Within the Evacuation Central Location, Monkey D. Luffy and Ichigo Kurosaki are seen having their own fight, Zanpakuto clashing against Haki Armament. They break off, preparing their next attacks.

Luffy: Gum Gum…!

Ichigo: Getsuga…!

Suddenly Naruto and Goku fly by them, nearly knocking them off the golden pathway. Ichigo manages to stab his sword into the ground to keep himself from falling.

Ichigo: Woah! HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU BASTARDS!

While Lufy falls off, he manages to stretch his arm to grab onto the platform and leap back up. Meanwhile, Naruto slides to a halt on a large space as Goku lands.

Naruto: D-Damn it! This isn't working!

He stands back up.

Naruto: Kurama! Lend me your chakra!

Kurama: Finally, it's about time!

Naruto charges up and enters Nine Tails Chakra Mode. Goku only touches down.

Goku: Having someone else give you more energy? Hmph. Well, I don't usually do this, but since you've proven to be strong enough…

Goku reverts back to his Base Form and channels his Ki, transforming into a Super Saiyan God.

Goku: That beast of yours is impressive, but it's no match for a god.

Naruto: Maybe you didn't get the message! Ninjas are stronger than gods!

Goku: Ha! Not this god.

They charge, clashing all over Ever After. In the danger of falling, Naruto uses a Shadow Clone to boost him back up, and Goku flies back up.

Naruto ninja runs to dodge a Guided Kamehameha, and when he avoids it, he continues running as Goku flies next to him before both launch an orb of chakra and ki at each other, canceling out.

Still, Naruto manages to land a powerful blow with a Tailed Beast Bomb Rasenshuriken, making Goku begin to falter.

Goku: Okay, you're stronger than I thought. But that's only getting me excited!

Goku charges his ki once more, this time transforming into Super Saiyan Blue.

Naruto: Oh COME on! Seriously, what is with the hair color change?!

Goku: Heh. I'm only holding back because you are as well.

Naruto: Fine then! Time to get serious!

He transforms into Nine Tails Kurama Mode, holding out a palm.

Kurama: He seems to be getting stronger and stronger. You're not gonna give up, aren't you?

Naruto: Of course not! That's my ninja way!

Kurama: Heh. I thought so. Now show this guy who's boss!

Naruto: Yes sir!

The two begin fighting even more intensely, moving at ultrasonic speeds as blurs of blue and golden. In similar choreography to his fight against Golden Frieza, Goku dodges and knocks away several Rasenshuriken. Naruto even tanks a Kamehameha like a champ!

Goku (thinking): Wow! He's so good! I haven't fought someone this strong since Jiren! Let alone Broly!

Naruto (thinking): Gah! This guy could give Madara a run for his money! Maybe even Kaguya!

Their next clash unleashes a shockwave of energy so intense it begins cracking the platforms, which only Luffy and Ichigo slowly begin to notice.

Ichigo: Oh great! How long are those two gonna keep this up?! Their Spiritual Pressure is too intense!

Luffy (thinking): UGH! No good! This Haki is becoming stronger and stronger! I gotta finish this guy off and get outta here, fast!

Both Saiyan and Ninja once again fight to a standstill, sliding back across the center platform and panting heavily.

Naruto: How many forms can this guy take?! Gotta take it even further!

Kurama: Alright! Let's go, Naruto!

Naruto: Ha! That's my line!

He leaps into the air, yelling as he conjures a golden Kurama sized avatar, entering Tailed Beast Mode. Goku only gasps as he looks up at it, the platform large enough to hold it as Kurama roars.

Goku: Woah! Man, if only I had my tail!

He dodges a stomp and flies up.

Goku: Good thing I've still got this! KAIOKEN! TIMES TWENTY!

He unleashes Super Saiyan Blue Kaioken and flies right at Kurama, pummeling him from many angles. Quickly, Naruto realizes how he is compromised.

Naruto: Agh! Not enough ground! I'm a sitting duck out here!

Kurama: What?! You OAF!

In desperation, Naruto throws a Tailed Beast Planetary Rasenshuriken to intercept another Kamehameha, both canceling out. Suddenly, Goku yells out and clutches his body.

Kurama: Wait! It's that mode from before! It's weakening him! Now's your chance!

Naruto: GOT IT!

As he prepares his Tailed Beast Bomb, Goku notices the open gates and gets an idea.

He raises his hands up towards the sky as he reverts back to his Base Form.

Naruto: Yes! He's giving up!

Kurama: Hold on a second...something's wrong!

Naruto: What? (he gasps) T-This chakra! W-Where's he getting it from?!

Goku: Alright everyone! LEND ME ALL THE ENERGY YOU'VE GOT!

Slowly, Aura begins creeping through the gates, gathering above Goku as energy.

Kurama: Hurry, Naruto! Finish charging the bomb!

Naruto: Gah! OKAY!

Both attacks begin charging as Naruto begins to feel the Aura of other Faunus with the Spirit Bomb.

Naruto (thinking): This chakra...is he harnessing the power of this world's Jinchuuriki?!

Around Remnant, we see various iconic locations, all glowing with energy as it rises into the air. Mistral, Patch, Anima, Vacuo, Vale, Argus, Haven Academy, Shade Academy, and others.

Near the ruins of Atlas and Mantle, Sun Wukong is seen with a fist raised high, holding his weapon. He feels if the one harnessing the energy feels...familiar.

Finally, back in Ever After, Goku finally finishes charging the Spirit Bomb.

Goku: YES! IT'S READY!

Kurama: NOW!

Both Goku and Naruto yell as they fire their attacks.

Naruto: TAILED BEAST BOMB!

Goku: TAKE THIS! HRAAAHHHH!

Finally, the two bombs finally crash against each other with so much force that it sends out a shockwave that deactivates all gates. Luffy, running for one of them, suddenly skids to a halt, keeping his balance so he doesn't fall off.

Luffy: WOAH! WOAH! WOAH!

He falls on his back and handsprings back up as Ichigo confronts him.

Ichigo: No more running, coward!

As the two charge, Naruto and Goku struggle to have either the Tailed Beast Bomb and the Spirit Bomb overpower the other. A split-shot shows both of them struggling.

Finally, Goku goes Super Saiyan to push it even further. The Tailed Beast Bomb explodes, with the Spirit Bomb crashing against the Kurama Avatar. Both Naruto and Kurama struggle to push it back.

Goku only smirks.

Goku: Well, at least you put up a good fight.

He transforms to Super Saiyan Blue and gives a two-fingered salute.

Goku: See ya!

He yells out, pushing the bomb even farther. It completely destroys the avatar, but then slams into the platform itself, causing a chain reaction that completely destroys Ever After!

Naruto yells as he, Luffy, and Ichigo end up falling...and poofing away in golden dust. Only Goku is left floating in the cosmic abyss.

Goku: Phew! (he reverts back to his Base Form) That was FUN!

Suddenly, he gasps as he still senses Naruto's energy.

Goku: What?! He's still alive?! But how?! Where'd he go?!

He locks onto Naruto's energy and presses two fingers to his head, using Instant Transmission to teleport himself instantly to the Unnamed Shore. He looks around, noticing the beach and massive tree.

Goku: Woah. Where am I?

Suddenly, he senses Naruto's immense energy, and something massive leaps up from the yellow waters: Naruto, in his Six Paths Asura Kurama Sage Mode, readies Six Paths: Ultra-Big Ball Rasenshuriken.

Naruto: GOT YOU! ORAAAAHHHH!

He throws the Rasenshuriken with immense speed, leaving Goku caught off-guard. He screams as they slam into him, knocking him back with enough force that he plows through a cliffside, making the massive tree collapse onto him. Finally, Naruto emerges in his Tailed Beast Mode as it stomps onto shore.

Naruto: Phew. I think we got 'im!

Suddenly, something silver begins to glow within the rubble.

Naruto: Huh?!

Suddenly, it erupts into a massive pillar of silver light. A figure lands near the destroyed forest, complete with a silver aura. Naruto gasps.

The camera zooms out to show him as a reflection in Goku's right silver eye, now in Ultra Instinct. And then, very similar to Ruby's first time using her Silver Eyes, Goku lets out a godlike roar as silver light erupts from his eyes as an immense aura erupts from his body.

Naruto: WHAT?!

He and the Kurama avatar suddenly get engulfed in a bright light before Goku flashes behind Naruto, with invisible punches landing all over the avatar.

Kurama: GRAH! This guy! Is his power like Kaguya's?! Is he a Sage of the Six Paths?!

Naruto: THAT'S IT! KURAMA! LET'S GIVE HIM EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT!

Holding nothing back, the avatar charges forward, unleashing a Shadow Clone army of millions of Kurama avatars. They all lunge at Goku, who has his silver eyes flash once more and easily deal powerful blows to them all. He uppercuts one clone by the chin, dodges a Tailed Beast Bomb, then grabs another's tail before slamming it down on another.

He keeps this up until all of them are destroyed, then readies a fist and flies at lightspeed right through the avatar, making it fade away as Naruto is hit full force with the punch. Coughing up blood, he lands on the shore as Goku lands.

For the final time, Goku charges his Ki, roaring louder than he ever has before. Finally, his shirt is destroyed as his hair becomes silver. He is now in Perfected Ultra Instinct.

Goku: This is me at my full power. This...is Autonomous Ultra Instinct. If you can't give me a good fight, then you should just give up now.

Naruto: You…(he coughs as he gets back up) You don't know who you're talking to! You...YOU give up! Just give up on trying to make me give up!

He does another jutsu as he roars once more, finally ascending to Sage of the Six Paths.

Naruto: NO MORE HOLDING BACK! I'LL WIN THIS! BELIEVE IT!

Goku: Show me.

The two then clash with immense force, causing the entire ground to crack! Silver and golden streaks fly though the air, clashing again and again, sending out destructive shockwaves each time. Palm trees are uprooted. Sand flies up. Sea shells and stars are destroyed.

Using a black chakra orb, Naruto thrusts with a staff, which Goku dodges in slow motion. He throws a powerful punch, which Naruto intercepts with another punch.

The battle grows more and more intense, and as it gets faster and faster, the unknown world suddenly enters a ruined and destroyed state.

Charging at each other, both fighters let out loud strong roars as they land a powerful blow, both greatly beginning to strain each other. They fly all throughout the world, even gliding across the water's surface. Another powerful clash sends them flying from each other. Goku crashes into the sand, Naruto recovers while standing on the water.

With a roar, Goku charges at Naruto once more as the ninja rushes at him with a Rasengan in his left arm…

And with a powerful rushing punch, Goku severs off Naruto's left arm in a silhouette shot.

Naruto screams out in pain as blood drips into the water. Goku warps back onto land…

And then does a clockwise motion with his hands before bringing them together.

Goku: This fight...is over.

He pulls his hands back to his right side, charging up a beam even more powerful than a Solar Kamehameha! Seeing this, yet not backing down, Naruto readies his remaining hand and charges up the strongest Rasengan he can, using all of his chakra and pushing himself beyond his limit to create it.

Goku: KAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEE!

Naruto only growls.

Goku: HAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEE!

Finally, the Rasengan grows to be as massive as the Kamehameha beam.

Naruto: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

He rushes forward at full speed, and Goku throws his arms forward.

Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

The Kamehameha beam screams towards Naruto, who prepares himself.

Naruto: RASENGAAAAAAAAN!

He slams the massive ball against the equally massive beam, his feet skidding back against the water. Both fighters struggle to push themselves.

Slowly, Naruto puts one foot in front of the other, slowly pushing the Kamehameha back as he walks towards Goku. Both push themselves beyond their full power as their attacks can be seen from a distance.

Finally, when Naruto gets close to Goku, both push themselves even further beyond.

Goku: HHHHRRRRYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

He blasts out a powerful Super Solar Kamehameha, which completely engulfs Naruto.

Naruto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kurama: NARUTOOOO!

Naruto, the Hero of the Hidden Leaf Village, and Sage of the Six Paths, is disintegrated into nothing but dust. Finally, when nothing is left of him, the Kamehameha beam fades.

Goku pants heavily before straining. He's forced to revert back to his base form and falls onto his back, panting heavily.

Goku: Ha…ha...ha…phew…

He then opens his eyes in confusion when he sees someone, her shadow looming over him.

Ruby Rose (off-screen): Uhhh….who are you?

RESULTS:

DB Announcer: KO!

Boomstick: Holy...shit. That...was...AWESOME!

Wiz: Truly, both are insanely powerful. Both had great training, powerful healing factors, and strong forms. Ultimately, Goku's own alien power was too much for a human like Naruto to handle.

Boomstick: Yeah! While Naruto was the reincarnation of a half-alien, Goku was a full alien! He may have dodged Madara's lightspeed spit and even withstood a blow that split the moon in half, but Goku managed to move even faster thanks to his Instant Transmission, and was even capable of surviving a bomb that could destroy the Earth!

Wiz: Both have managed to surpass their limits in more ways than one, although Naruto's sage powers gave him immense field awareness, Ultra Instinct is powerful enough, maybe even more so, to match or even surpass it completely! Naruto managed to survive an explosion that bursted a hole into the moon, while Goku managed to survive his own Spirit Bomb sent right back at him!

Boomstick: Yeah, Naruto's dealt with only one planet-destroying threat, but Goku's tangoed with a LOT of them! During his battle with Beerus, they sent out shockwaves that rippled through the universe! Not even Naruto could match that kind of power!

Wiz: And so a new era of Shonen begins. Naruto's story has had an incredible run, but eventually he has to settle down with his own family to ensure peace. Goku, however, will always keep fighting and pushing himself to prepare for even greater challenges, without or alongside his own.

Boomstick: Goku surely wasn't monkeying around when it came around to hearing what the fox had to say.

Wiz: The winner is Son Goku.