Side fics to Drafted: That Goddamn Thong.

Pairing: Naru/Sasu

Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer: "Naruto', don't own it; not mine. I just borrow Masashi's characters and replace them in naughty positions, and I mean really naughty positions.

Summary: Little one-shots depicting Naruto and Sasuke's life after "Drafted."

A/N: KINKINKINKINKINKINKINKINKINKINKYSASUKE

This was supposed to a Halloween fic but time ran out on me so…IT'S A CHRISTMAS ONE!

Un-beta'd


"A thong? You have GOT to be fucking with me!" Sasuke actively recoiled from the outfit Sakura was holding up to him.

"Uh, I'm not fucking with you Sasuke," the pinkette, now a resident doctor at Sibley Memorial Hospital, smiled evilly, "But when Naruto sees you in this, he's the one who's going to be fucking you, and pretty hard I imagine."

Two weeks ago, when Sasuke had asked Sakura for an idea for a Christmas costume he had never in his wild imagination expected his friend- and now possibly EX- friend- to come up with this. A French maid's costume; stockings, garters, thong and all.

"You said it yourself you wanted to spice things up," Sakura said while brandishing the black and white get-up. "This my friend is spice."

Sasuke eyed her with an evil glare, "I said no such thing. Your fan-girl brain just went into overdrive…as usual."

She shrugged, "Maybe, but I swear Sasuke, this will not let you lose out. Go home after the party, put these on and tie a ribbon around your neck. Naruto will unwrap you like never before."

By now Sasuke was edging away from Sakura, "…What the fuck runs through your head when you think of Naruto and me?"

"Trust me, Sasuke, you do not want to know," Sakura said evilly. "The things I do to you in my head…" her gaze went dreamy and her voice trailed off.

And there she goes again, thinking of me in…fuck, I don't even want to know.

He snapped his fingers before Sakura's face and she glared daggers at him for breaking her fantasy. "You do realize that I have a mandatory Christmas party to attend to that day and Naruto will be there. I don't think I can come back and change into this…" he took the thong up by a string and dangled it from one finger. "when I come back."

"Simple," Sakura said grinned, "Wear them at the party and the come home and do a striptease."

Casting an evil eye at the thong, Sasuke sighed, "If thing rides up my ass, I will kill you."

Grabbing at his face, Sakura kissed his cheek before Sasuke could react. "No you won't, you love me too much."

Sadly, she was right.


Christmas Eve Party at CIA office

Sipping his glass of water, Sasuke was sure somebody had spiked the punch…or those muffins at the refreshment table. One of the managers brought brownies and the director of the Office of Communications was the first to try them. Needless to say, the man was giggling like a fourteen-year-old schoolgirl. They had to contain pot.

The wide ballroom they were in was decorated sophisticatedly with a tree in the background covered with silver and blue balls and tiny snowflakes. The air-conditioner was keeping them all cool as every man was decked out in a three-piece suit, his black ensemble was from J-Crew. Another pick by Sakura.

He made sure to keep still or walk slowly as damn, fuck and motherfuck, the thong was riding up his ass. An arm wrapped around his waist and he twisted to see Naruto in his dress uniform. His shined shoes, dark trousers, and darker blue coat, white sash and gloves with his patches and medal, his man looked like a million dollars.

Naruto's blond hair was askew, but that was his normal look. Sasuke had given up on trying to tame those locks when Naruto's nervous tick was to the rake his hands through them. His blue eyes were staring out like chips of sapphire gems but they were glinting in happiness. He has just been promoted to Master Sergeant.

"Hey, baby," Naruto said. "Gaara's here."

Looking over, Sasuke's lips twitched at Gaara. The diminutive redhead was glaring at the tall, dark-haired man they had come to know as Shu. The man was a mix of Albert Einstein and Evel Knievel. Kiba had taken to him like they were twins separated at birth.

"Hn," Sasuke grunted.

He glanced over to see Neji, in his pure white suit looking like a Christian Dior model. His hair was immaculate as ever, in a long curtain down his back. Sasuke knew for a fact that half the women there hated Neji for his hair and another half of the men were nervous around him as his femininity challenged their masculinity. The twenty-eight old was still single but was not complaining and certainly did not give a fuck about the men's fragile egos.'

His eyes shifted to see Shikamaru lounging at the bar, his dark brown suit a wrinkled mess. Shika's rise through the ranks had been meteoric as Naruto's. He had moved from an intern at Application Software and Analytics office and was now the assistant director of Directorate of Analysis, an analytical branch responsible for the production and dissemination of all-source analysis on key foreign issues relating.

The man was probably sleeping in his jack-and-coke. The ring on his finger glinted gold and Sasuke was reminded about him and Gaara's sister Temari. They had been engaged for almost three years now but with Shika's running around and her hectic schedule back at home, a wedding was a long way to be had. They were happy though.

"We've come a long way, haven't we?" Sasuke said over the rim of his glass.

"From a reform camp to the military, yes, we have," Naruto said. "Are you sure you don't want any champagne?"

"Yes, and no muffins either," Sasuke said, "I believe that Jackson brought the wrong brownies and carried pot brownies instead. Either that or its some methamphetamine in the air why all this giggling is going on."

Naruto snorted, "So what, you're immune?"

"I really want to get the hell out of here," Sasuke murmured while brushing his hair away from his left eye. It had gotten longer over the years. "You know I hate these things."

"I know," Naruto said as his head dipped to Sasuke's ear his voice overriding the soft string-quarter music in the air. "You've been walking on eggshells all night. Was I too rough last night?"

Sasuke spun and smirked, "No you were not, but what you say if I wanted even more tonight?"

Naruto took Sasuke's water and his flute of champagne and set them on the closest flat surface. "And we're leaving."

They made it two steps before the Director stopped them. "Ahh, Agent Uchiha, how are you? And Sergeant Uzumaki, I hear you're doing wonders at the base."

Fuck! Small talk… not when this thong is riding up my crack.

He forced himself to speak to the director, trying hard to not let his eyes stray over the man's shoulder to the door behind them. He was moments away- mere moments- from wrapping the conversation up when- fuck his life- Gaara, Shu and Neji came over to him and joined in. The conversation moved on to the rapidly deteriorating situation in Syria.

Sasuke forced himself to not shift and force that goddamn thong to chafe him anymore, but it was hard. He met Neji's eyes briefly and avoided the assessing moonlight gaze. But fuck if that string was the worst torture in the history of sexy clothes? The silk cloth was sliding so sensually over his dick he was in danger of getting a hard-on if he moved wrong. He could feel Naruto's eyes on him and god damn if that did not make him start to get hard.

The discussion went on and he was getting desperate to leave. "Sorry to interrupt but Naruto and I have to go."

"You do?"

"Itachi said he would be calling me about the restoration of our old house," Sasuke said calmly. He even checked his watch, "Its nine-thirty here so he will be calling at noon, that is in half an hour. Please, excuse us. Wonderful party, by the way, Director."

He nodded and walked out with Naruto on his trail. They did not speak until they got into the elevator and Sasuke sighed. Rubbing his eyes, he said, "I had to do something to get us out of there."

"Why?"

"Because…" Sasuke smiled, reached up and slid his fingers under the lap of Naruto's coat, "Get me home in ten minutes and you'll know why."

Blue eyes glinted, "Challenge accepted."


Sasuke was whirled into the apartment in a flurry of snow and cold air. He was wondering if Naruto had somehow invented the Transporter from Star Trek with how they got home so quickly. He barely got his coat off before Naruto pressed him face-first on the wall, "What are you hiding, S'uke?"

His man's body was pressed so sensually on his. Sasuke could feel every line and every muscle in Naruto's body. He was tempted, so very tempted but had to stop himself. "Let's go to the bedroom and you'll find out."

A hand slid down the length of his body in a slow sensuous slide and a hot husky breath whispered in his ear, "Okay, I'll be waiting." Naruto finished with a nip to his ear. "Don't keep me waiting. Let's go."

Entering the room, Sasuke said, "Get naked first then undress me."

With a curious look on his face, Naruto kicked away his shoes, did away with his sash, shucked his jacket off, and disrobed quickly. Down to his boxers, he came to Sasuke and took his jacket off, dropped it on the bed and then unbuckled his belt. Without moving his eyes from Sasuke's he moved the belt, dropping it and then went to unbutton his shirt.

His hands met soft silk underneath and then Naruto's eyes dipped. He slid the shirt off to see that small black and white vest. He slid his fingers over the silk. "You've been wearing these all night?"

"Not just these," Sasuke said, "There's more."

Grinning, Naruto tugged his pants open and tugged them down to see the thin black silk waist waistband and see-through lace with diamonds shape cutouts on front and back, the brief looking front was attached to garter belts. Naruto tugged the pants down to Sasuke could step out of them. He was then spun around and he heard his lover inhale at the thin strip of black up his ass cheeks.

"Oh baby," Naruto breathed. He then stood, sliding his hands over Sasuke's body, pressed him forward and gently kisses his shoulder. "Do you have a second pair 'cause I am going rip these things off you."

Arching back, Sasuke sighed, "No, and I would never get another, this is fucking torture."

Sasuke was spun and breath lungs rushed out through his nose as Naruto took learning mouth, his tongue swiping out and touching his. The tingling in his lips danced moved from static electricity to full-on electric assault.

A rough hand tightened around the back of his neck, as he was pressed into the wall with Naruto dominating his mouth. His fingers clutched at Naruto's chest and of my shirt, holding him tight.

"I did not get to do this for Halloween so I got Sakura to get you a present," Sasuke groaned as Naruto had moved to his neck. "Merry Christmas."

"Baby, I'll be unwrapping you for the rest of my life," Naruto said

When he been kissed breathless, Sasuke pulled away, chest heaving, eyes dilated, lips were bitten and pale face red, and flushed. "You're not…squicked about me wearing what is basically women's underwear?"

"Not in your fucking life," Naruto growled. "C'mere."

What have I done to deserve him? Sasuke thought.

Hands were grabbing and hips were grinding, and lips were locked in hungry kisses sucking and licking. His heart soared as warm lips nipped at his ear. "Stop, thinking so hard baby," Naruto husked. "I'm a kinky sonofabitch so stop thinking you missed the mark. You found the target Sasuke."

Still clutched tightly in Naruto's embrace, he smiled. "I know…ready to give me my present now?"

"Oh, I'm gonna give it to you, don't worry about it," Naruto said as he grasped Sasuke's chin, and kissing him as he was backed up to the bed. His thighs hit the side of the bed. Naruto paused to pull break the kiss and yank the out the lube from the nightstand. They did not use condoms anymore as Sasuke loved feeling Naruto bare inside him, every throbbing vein, every pulse of Naruto's cock and every feel every hot drop of cum. Naruto kept teasing him that he wanted to get knocked up.

Butterflies with razor-edged wings cut through Sasuke as Naruto sank to his knees and used his lips and tongue tracing the silky outline of his cock. Sasuke gasped and his hands dug into Naruto's hair. It somehow felt so much more intense, having lips move over him over thin silky cloth more than how he'd feel if Naruto took him into his mouth.

Sasuke's head was aching to fall back but he kept his gaze on his lover as Naruto sucked on a ball through the panties, he moaned out loud, his head falling back.

"Take them off," Sasuke husked. "I'm your present….unwrap me."

Slowly, Naruto peeled the thin silk off him, starting with his vest and his panties. He even grasped the garters with his teeth and pulled them down one by one. In the end, Sasuke had a deep ache inside him, an emptiness that only Naruto could fill.

Sasuke laid back on the bed, scooting up to allow Naruto to rest between his legs. He lifted his legs. "There's more."

Naruto's fingers slid down until they met the dark red plug inside him. "Sasuke…" Naruto growled. "Silk panties and a fucking plug…. Are you trying to get that beast out in me?"

He arched back. "Yes, I can't wait any longer."

Cruelly, Naruto pushed on the base of the plug. Sasuke's back bowed off the bed and he was groaning as Naruto continued to fuck him with the plug inside his ass. Soon, his soft groans and moans, fingers clutching on the sheets and toes curling in pleasure had Naruto pulling the plug from Sasuke's ass.

"Naruto, make love to me. Now."

With one leg pushed over Naruto's shoulder, Sasuke felt the sweet burn of his lover entering him, clenching down with the slow glide in. He clutched at Naruto's arms and his breath came short and staccato as the blonde leaned down for a kiss. Pulling out slowly, Naruto pushed back in, fucking him in short teasing jabs before burying myself all of the way in.

Whimpers and moans had Naruto moving harder and deeper, his fingers clutching hard red marks into Sasuke' s skin. The pain of the grip melded with his pleasure and spurred Naruto on faster. He wrapped his arms around the back of his lover's tan neck, his chest arching, body ebbing to Naruto's flow. Taking every deep thrust with delighted gasps and fingers scratching down a golden back.

He tipped his head back against the bed and cradled Naruto's head into the crook of my neck. Being filled with his cock, combined with the weight of Naruto's body had Sasuke shivering with pleasure. His hand slowly smoothed down Naruto's side and the hard fucking slowed. Naruto was kissing his neck as he made slow, slick, bone-trembling, gut-tightening, love to him. Kisses were dropped on his collarbone, before his head canted to the side. Sharp canines were teasing his skin, the same spot of skin Naruto had bit down in almost ten years ago in that empty gym at Gai's.

"Please," Sasuke groaned but the teeth did not sink in yet. Instead, the thrusts grew harder. Sasuke groaned and lifted my hips to match Naruto's thrusts, trying to take him even deeper. Then, suddenly, both of his hands were grabbed and pinned to the bed. Naruto's hips were like a flipped switch, once off, was now on and were a battering ram inside him, zeroing in on Sasuke's prostate with every thrust.

White was behind his eyes but he forced the orbs to open and saw Naruto. His eyes had taken on a…red tint? Was he seeing right? Sasuke did not care as his orgasm built on the wave of pleasure, closer and closer and closer but lingering on the edge. He was close to nirvana…so close…so fucking close if only- Ah! Sharp teeth were biting down on his skin- hard. His mind went white. He arched and his world exploded in a riotous swirl of white and red.

Fast thrusts seared his belly and sweat was dripping on his skin until, still somewhere between utopia and earth, he felt Naruto roar and was shuddering inside him, spilling hot and thick so deep inside him. As he came down from his high, his hand slipped down wet shoulder blades to a strong back while the other smoothed wet blond bangs away.

Naruto's eyes had lost the red tint and were now pure shimmering blue. His throat worked over and over again and his lips opened but nothing came. Sasuke smiled, "Merry Christmas."

His mouth was taken in a soft, deep, loving kiss, "God I love you," Naruto said as he pulled out to lay beside him. Sasuke snuggled into his side while Naruto pulled him even closer. "Merry Christmas indeed. S'uke...You think you can wear those for New Year Eve?"

"I'll think about it," Sasuke sighed in contentment.


A.N: I'm getting to A.I. Robot as soon as I can, guys. Thanks for sticking with me. And as usual Review Damnit.