Asta and Dawn were flying through the air on Asta's Demon Slayer at extremely high speeds. They were going so fast that the trees looked like nothing more than green blobs (like in episode 63 lol).
"Wow, Asta! This is how you travel?" Dawn asked.
"Yep."
"How do you handle going this fast?"
Right at the moment, they crashed onto the ground right in front of the Black Bulls base.
"You get used to it. Anyway, we're here. Let's head on in, shall we?"
Asta walked ahead of here. "Welcome to.."
He burst the doors open wide. "THE BLACK BULLS HIDEOUT!"
"Here you can you meet people like:
Luck (he likes fighting to the death)
Finral (he used to be a loser virgin, but after we defeated the Dark Triad, he got tons of bitches and he slept with them all, so his fiancee left him)
Magna (he's gay apparently. I thought he just had a fond appreciation for manly men, but I guess not)
Gauche (would be here but he's being held by the police for fucking his little sister)
Gordon (into weird voodoo shit)
Henry (mentally handicapped)
Vanessa (big tittied drunkard)
Zora (edgy society man)
Nacht (I've known him for a bit now and still don't know how to describe him)
My devil Liebe (chill guy actually. Also technically my brother but whatever)
Yami (he's our boss, he loves taking shits)
Secre/Nero (bird lady)
and Grey (very shy)"
"May I ask, who is that girl besides Grey?"
"Oh, that's Noelle. She's become….weird to say the least."
"Hey Grey….your tits are looking firm today…" Noelle said.
"Please stop."
"No can do Grey." Noelle then grabbed her tit.
"AHHH"
Asta slapped Noelle on the back of the head.
"What did I tell you about sexually assaulting Grey?"
"Ok ok, I'm sorry. Anyway, who's the new girl?"
"Oh, this is Dawn, my childhood friend."
"Childhood friend? There's no way I stand a chance at winning Asta's heart now! ALL I WANTED IS SOME GOOD ASTA DICK, WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME?!" Noelle thought to herself.
"Nice….to meet you….Dawn…" Noelle said, shaking Dawn's hand a little hard.
"Um…..you can let go now…."
"Oh right…..sorry about that." Noelle then gave a sheepish smile.
Dawn gave one right back, responding with "Riiiiiight….", but in her mind, all she was thinking was "These people are weird."
(Author's Comment)
I watched School Live. Worst mistake of my life. Not bad or anything, it just….really fucks with my emotions…...I'm never taking anime suggestions from Google ever again.
