It was the middle of the night and Miles Edgeworth was out on a boat with someone.

"Who are you?" said Edgeworth.

"Die."

Then there was a gunshot! The police came right away and arrested the girl who was camping nearby.

That's what they said on the news.

"That's strange," said Phoenix. "Prosecutors are supposed to solve murders not get murdered themselves."

"We must correct this mistake at once!" said John Phoenix!

John Phoenix threw his coat on and went to Gourd Lake Park. Gumshoe was there crying cause Edgeworth was dead.

"Hey pal the police arrested Lotta we've gotta investigate everything to make sure that's right! The witness was the old man who runs the boat rentals and the evidence is the gun. Don't tell Mr. Von Karma I'm leaking all this to you though."

"Thank you Gumshoe, let's go Uncle," said John Phoenix. But his uncle was not there. "Uncle?"

Just then there was a loud BANG!

"AAAAAH THE MURDERER'S BACK!" Dick Gumshoe ran away, but it was just Phoenix using a popper he found on the bench.

John Phoenix slapped his uncle for his childishness.

Anyway John Phoenix and Phoenix started investigating and they went towards the boat house when Phoenix started tugging on John Phoenix's sleeve.

"Let's go into the woods."

"No."

John Phoenix knocked on the door to the boat shack.

"This is the police!" shouted John Phoenix. There was no answer.

John Phoenix kicked the door down.

"Keith what the fuck," said the caretaker.

"I am not Keith. I am John Phoenix. How dare you not know who I am!"

"Okay Keith."

John Phoenix punched the old man and he fell unconscious. John Phoenix was happy about this. Now John Phoenix can look around for evidence.

"Hello I'm Polly!" said the parrot on a perch.

"Polly, what's the code to the safe?" said Phoenix.

"UNCLE! SHE WON'T SAY THAT! STOP WASTING TIME!" shouted John Phoenix. He slapped his uncle for being stupid enough to think the old man would have the parrot say this.

"1228," said the parrot.

"WHAT!" shouted John Phoenix. "How could the old man be so stupid!"

John Phoenix kicked the old man for being stupid enough to have the parrot say this.

Then John Phoenix opened the safe.

Inside there was a letter and it said "Kill Miles Edgeworth!"

This was just the evidence they needed so they went to the handwriting analysists and it matched Manfred von Karma's handwriting.

-THE NEXT DAY-

"Court is in sess-"

"OBJECTION!" shouted John Phoenix with the letter in hand. "The real killer was Manfred and the boat caretaker!"

Manfred and the boat guy went to jail.

The End!