Emailing Liza

Chapter 2: Daniel Puckerman

When Liza Marie went to the game room, she saw a boy that looked to be about sixteen, beating up a smaller boy that had to be ten. Soon she yells, "Hey, Asshole! Why don't you pick on someone that can fight back?!"

Then the older boy charges at her, and she punches him in the groin, not noticing the guards were watching. Soon, the older boy is on the floor and Liza is pummeling the heck out of him before he is almost unconscious. While saying, "You should be ashamed of yourself beating up a weak little boy like that!"

Then, before he passes out, she says, "Oh, by the way, I'm The Little She-Hulk. Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!" Then she puts her hands behind her back before a guard comes up, and handcuffs her, taking her to solitary confinement.

After an hour, she was allowed to go back to her bed. Where she saw a letter from Noah's father Nick, that said:

Dear Little She-Hulk,

I just wanted you to know I just found out I have another son. His name is Daniel Puckerman, and I told his mother to have him sent there. LOL, I was hoping after meeting you he would see he is not so tough. Anyway, tell Noah and Jake I am sorry for what they had to go through. And I hope they can forgive me for what I did.

Your fellow jailbird Nick Puckerman

P.S. I also sent you a picture of Daniel.

Then Liza Marie finds a picture of the boy she just beat up, along with one a guard took, and when she is allowed to go to the computer room. She scans both pictures onto one of the computers and sends the pictures to Noah and Jake. Before she wrote in the email:

Dear Jake and Noah,

I just met your baby brother and the second picture is of him after he "met" me. Your dead-beat-dad sent me a letter and the first picture introducing him to me. By the way, he is sorry for the stuff he put you two through and made no mention of the stuff Sarah or what your mothers had to go through. Anyway, see you on visiting day.

The Little She-Hulk out!

On visitors day she saw both Jake and Noah at different tables and sees Daniel sitting with Jake. Before she says, "Hey Uncle Puck and Uncle Jake." Then she turns to Daniel and says, "Uncle Puck is my godfather. They are both friends with my dads who were killed while I was in here."

Then she looks at a guard who nods before both Noah and she move to the table that Jake and Daniel set at.

Liza Marie says to Daniel, "Daniel, your dead-beat-dad came here, and I beat him up too. Daniel, Uncle Puck is your dad's oldest son and is in the air force. Ha, I may be half Jewish, but I am not related to you. I am just a badass like you three haha."

Soon Rachel and Burt walk in and Rachel says, "Sorry we are late but Nana Carole was yelling at Grandpa Anderson when she found out what he did."

Then Burt says, "Kiddo, you might not be Puck's daughter, but I think Mama Rachel will agree with me on this. You are a badass like me and Daddy Puck there."

This made Daniel say, "I agree and my name is Daniel Puckerman. I am Puck and Jake's half brother from yet another mother. Ha, and Little She-Hulk kicked my ass my first day here."

Then everybody starts to laugh before Rachel says, "Liza Marie, Auntie She-Hulk will be here next week."

Burt and Noah laugh before Burt says, "Santana is going to get you for that Rachel." The rest of the visit they all got to know about Daniel and his mom Danielle.

Dear Uncle Puck,

I heard about what happened to Auntie Quinn from Auntie Tana. Daniel got beat up by a bigger boy and is in a coma, according to one of the guards. By the way, your dad came to see me again and got his butt kicked again. I promise I didn't do it! Ha, let's just say the father of the guy that put Daniel in a coma started a fight with him. Ha, it took me punching the guy in the balls to get him to stop.

Yesterday, we were on lockdown and I was put on the boy's side. When I got back to my cell this morning, there was a note from a guard telling me a new girl was looking for me, and she stabbed another girl thinking she was me. Anyways, the girl "met" me at breakfast after she started a fight with a guard. Let's just say the bitch blocked the other guards from coming to help him and he was mouthing, "Help me!" As the girl was choking him. LOL, the bitch didn't see me coming and pissed herself after I kicked her in the knee.

Tell Auntie Tana the boys I beat up are getting out tomorrow and tell Grandpa Burt Uncle Cooper came to see me telling me Grandpa Anderson is planning to take you to court to get me back. Uncle Jake has already 'Went all Hulk' on Grandpa Anderson and I heard Auntie Tana did too. The warden tried to get a hold of Grandpa Burt for me but got nowhere. I emailed General Young after getting his email address from Auntie Quinn before she... Anyway, so did the warden. I was even told my good behavior was supposed to get me out sooner, but Grandpa Anderson is trying to stop that. Oh, I tried emailing the others, but once again I'm only allowed to email you and Uncle Jake. By the way, he can't come back after starting a fight with your dad.

I know you and General Young are overseas and I will try to wait as long as possible to see you. The Warden wants me out of here just as badly as I want out, but Grandpa Anderson's friends are being assholes. Plus, your buddy Eagle Eye has been writing me letters and telling me the warden is his dad. Also, I gave Uncle Cooper your email address and he is on our side too. The warden has talked to him, and so has Nana Norah. Ha, I think your deadbeat dad has even tried to help. Well, gotta go, a new guy is wanting me to kick his ass.

The Little She-Hulk out!

A week after Liza Marie emailed Noah, Stacie Young, General Young's wife, comes to see Liza along with Eric Johnson, the warden's son, who says, "Your Grandpa Anderson is a real dick Liza Marie! By the way, my dad did get a hold of your Grandpa Hummel and let's just say your going home in a couple of weeks and no your Grandpa Anderson nor his friends can stop it. You were supposed to get out the week that your Uncle Puck first came to see you. Plus, your Papa told your Uncle Puck if he and your dada died that Uncle Puck gets full custody of you. Which your Grandpa Anderson also tried to stop."

Then Stacie says, "My husband has been trying to get you out of here since you first emailed your Uncle Puck and Your Grandpa Burt asked him to help before your Uncle Puck came to see you. Anyways, it was like you told him. The idiots listened to your Grandpa Anderson because he had more money. But what he didn't have was someone like my husband and your Uncle Puck. Plus, your Grandpa Hiram Berry was also planning on taking your Grandpa Anderson to court if you weren't released soon."

Soon they hear the alarms for lockdown go off and a guard comes to get Liza saying, "The warden is being held hostage and the boys holding him want to see you."

Then he looks at Stacie and Eric before saying, "All three of you!" Then he put the protective gear only on Liza Marie as Stacie got out her cellphone.

Chapter 3 will be up soon