Cat's POV:

Cat's eyes stung from the rejection. Her lips burning, just like her cheeks. She was completely emotionally shattered after Robbie, someone she thought was her friend, said right to her face, "I don't love you." As she was crying, the 2 poorly performing rappers came down to help her. "We have someone you should meet" they said. They took her back to the alleyway behind the store and opened the dumpster. They picked up Cat and threw her into the dumpster, before heading back in to continue their rap.

Meanwhile, Cat Valentine plummeted as the bottom of the dumpster seemingly didn't exist, and she continued to fall until she reached terminal velocity. The tunnel opened up into a large pool of lava, with an isle in the middle. She knew that she'd be a goner either way, so she tried to land on the island at least. When she landed, she discovered that she was completely unharmed. What she also discovered was a man, sitting in a throne on the isle, the man introduced himself: "Hello, the name is Satan, but you can call me... Dr. Luke."

Rejection burns, doesn't it? Like the lava swimming around us, or a hand smacking a woman's ass. I can take that pain away. Within his hand, a gun materializes. Take this gun, and shoot all of your friends... except for Robbie. As you kill them, their mental and physical energies will be absorbed. Then, take the gun, point it at Robbie, and change the setting to mind control. When you shoot him, it will make him fall deeply in love with you. Now go, Cat Valentine, or as you should be called from now on... Dog Easter. With the snap of his fingers, Dog is back in Karaoke Dokie. She sees Jade waiting for her. She decides to wait a second. Jade notices Dog. "Cat, are you ready for our performance?" Dog lets out an evil grin, and says slyly, "of course I am!" in an obnoxiously girly voice. Eventually, the rest of the Gang returns. Robbie clearly is infatuated with Jade as they go on with their performance, and Beck is staring at Dog the whole time. Meanwhile, Tori is being annoying, while Andre realizes he would never be in love with her, because she's annoying, and honestly he's better off without her.

The girls perform "ME!" by Taylor Swift, and while they're performing, Dog pulls out the gun, and shoots Jade in the boob. Jades entire body, boob first, gets sucked inside the gun. Dog then turns, and with the school shooting prowess of an American, shoots every person in the audience - except for Robbie. She walks up to Robbie slowly, as he tries to back away from her, clearly frightened that the girl he had just kissed murdered a bunch of people. As he backs up against the wall, Dog slams the gun directly into his forehead. Dog says, cooly, "I was going to make you fall in love, but, you're simply too pathetic for my needs." And with that, she shoots him without a second thought.

With that, Dog leaves the building and heads into Hollywood Arts, which is convienitly located next to Karaoke Dokie. There, she walks into Sikowitz's classroom, and says quietly, "There you are. Satan has given me powers, but the true devil is here before me." Dog then flicks on the light, and says, "Hello, Trina." DUN DUN DUN

Trina smirks and says, "I was waiting for you." She then pulls up her skirt to reveal her gussy (girl bussy) Dog takes the gun and jams it right up her gussy. And then, she shoots. She and Trina embrace in a passionate kiss, both of their bodies turning scaly, as they turn into lizard people. Then, once Trina and Dog had finished their escapade, the rappers from before walked in. One put two of his fingers on each hand towards his temple, and said, "LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO the name's DaBaby... got AIDS?" The other one tips his hat and says, "You might think I'm a bad rapper, but in like 10-20 years, every suburban white kid is gonna worship the ground I walk on." Dog and Trina responded, in a scaly hiss, speaking in unison, "what do you want with usssssss?"

"Our master, Satan, gave you your powers. Now he wants to see if you'll join his army." Soon, he plans to rise up, form an army, and finally fight back the BTS stans. Dog responds, "Gladly. I hate those BTS stans, and their inorganic Butter buying. Number 1? More like Olivia deserved." And so, Trina and Dog left with DaBaby and Eminem, joined up with Satan, and began their conquest against the BTS stans.

A/N: Can't wait to develop Beck and Cat's relationship in the next chapter, and to see what happens to the BTS stans! Hopefully I can post again soon!