Rule 6: Kongo is no longer allowed to watch US army videos. - Admiral Nanoha Takamachi

Addendum 6a: And stop coming to the Flagships every time one of your sisterships does something stupid - Japanese Flagship Fubuki

Addendum 6b: All personal weapon purchases must be approved in writing by the base admiral, secretary ship, and flagship for any personnel living on base - San Diego Secretary Ship Missouri


"So what exactly is the problem with Kongo-san?" Fubuki asked with a sigh, Kongo's sisters had filled her small office. Hiei having stormed in and demanded she do something about her sister's behavior.

"She's been watching Army video's ever since one appeared in her youtube suggestions! Last week she went out into the woods and when I saw her this morning, she was dressed in camouflage and looked half manic! She's been out in Aokigahara* for that entire time," Hiei practically screamed at her.

With another sigh Fubuki stood up, looking eye to eye with the hunched over battleship as she grabbed her kosoda and yanked forward, pulling her off balance and bringing them near nose to nose, "You three will! figure! this! out! I do not care how! I will not be calling any of our special squads! You will not be bothering any of my girls! You are all over a century old and some of the most experienced combatants in the fleet! Deal with this problem!"

Hiei gulped and nodded before backpedaling out of the room followed by Haruna and Kirishima. With another sigh Fubuki slumped back down into her desk and her hand drooped to the side, landing on a bob of blond hair and beginning to pet it slowly.

"Poi?" Yuudachi asked from where she sat, leaning against Fubuki's desk, as she nuzzled against the stroking hand.

"Just a little irritated about everyone running to me to solve their problems, even ones that they should fix themselves," Fubuki replied before looking down at the other destroyer, "Now, lets see that homework. You better be at least half done with it by now, I almost finished my paperwork."

With a little whimper Yuudachi held up her mostly complete homework. Fubuki looked through it, nodding occasionally, before saying, "Well, you finished, but your accuracy is terrible. You do excellent with practical work, how can you be so good at using this stuff without knowing its capabilities?"

"Poi!"

"Well, no matter. Once we get to the dorm we'll sit down with the others and all go over everyone's work."


"What do we do-HIEI!?" Hiei cried as she pulled on her hair.

"We have to try something," Haruna said demurely.

"I've already set it in motion," Kirishima said as she adjusted her glasses, "We just have to wait for her to take the bait."

"When did you do that Imouto-chan?" Haruna asked in surprise.

"Before Hiei-oneesan went charging off to bother Fubuki, now we just need to wait."


Admiral Nanoha looked at the unconscious form of Kongo, then up at her sister's who had been dragging her. The English born battleship was in torn camo pants and a brown shirt. She looked to be covered in dirt and mud like she had been out in the wilderness and her hair was filled with twigs and other debris. She also appeared to be soaked with tea. To the left of where she had found them she saw a tea set that looked like someone had collapsed on it.

"So, I take it this is what Fubuki-san texted me about?" she asked giving them a bland look.

"Yes Ma'am," Hiei exclaimed.

"Get her cleaned up, and make sure this doesn't happen again," Nanoha ordered before continuing on her way to her car, admiral she may be but she was not jumping on a solved problem. She would put out an update for the list tomorrow but tonight, tonight she had a lovely date with her wife to get to.


"Missouri," Admiral Garen yelled at his door. The silver haired battleship burst into his office with a look of panic on her face before realizing that there wasn't anything wrong.

"Do you need something sir?" She asked uneasily.

"I need you to get in contact with the IT's! We need every single video relating to any of the armed forces on youtube set with content filters! Wait get Intrepid, she'll be faster!" Her admiral ordered half frantically, "We need to prevent something like what happened in Japan! And we would have it even worse because they have direct access to the other armed forces!"

"Admiral, I just wanted to let you know that Gatling and Johnston bought a minigun," Gambier Bay said as she walked through the door behind Missouri, "They said they saw some youtube videos about Warthogs mounted with them."

Missouri face palmed while Garen smashed his head into his desk beside his laptop, the screen of which proudly displayed what was quickly becoming an infamous list around the base and its newest entry.


*A forest on the northwest face of Mount Fuji, also known as the 'Sea of Trees' and also called the 'Suicide Forest.'*