Rule 8: Hiei is to be kept away from durians, period. - Japanese Flagship Fubuki

Addendum 8a: No, we don't know how she screwed up simply heating up a cheese sandwich in a microwave. Stop asking. - Yokosuka Destroyer Commander Tenryu


"Maybe I should do that nanodesu!" Inazuma said as she fretted, seemingly on the verge of tears. It had to be her duty day when Hiei decided to experiment in the kitchen again.

"Don't worry, I'm just making a sandwich," Hiei replied, sulking a little. That answer in no way seemed to calm the little destroyer though, "Why are you fiddling with the stove then?"

"I'm making a grilled cheese sandwich, have a little faith! I can make simple foods you know!" The battleship waved her worries away as she put the pan on the stove and put the cheese sandwich on it. The burner turned on and quickly heated the pan as Hiei hummed to herself happily. After a few seconds the sound of sizzling filled the room along with a stench so foul that rotting flesh would have looked like perfume in comparison. Inazuma turned to make a run for it as a sickening groaning sound came from the pan. Hiei looked down in confusion before letting out a scream as the contents surged towards her.

"HHHHHIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEGHHLLL!"


"WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING ON MY BASE!" Admiral Nanoha screamed as she sprinted towards the battleship dorms where a massive yellow gelatinous mass was surging from every opening in the wooden building as the structure strained to contain it, the wood creaking and cracking as it continued to grow.

"KILL IT WITH FIRE!" Musashi yelled to the other battleships as she dug Type 3 shells from her magazines and threw them like darts in the intervals while her fairies loaded them into her cannons. Nagato, Mutsu, Kongo, Haruna, and Kirishima all yelled their affirmation before a roar of battleship cannons burst around the structure and shells slammed into the blob. The rounds slammed into the blob followed by their incendiary payload bursting, doing next to nothing to the blob. Inazuma was hugging onto Yamato who was gently trying to calm the crying girl. She let lose with her cannons while carrying the other girl away from the building.

"YAMATO REPORT!" Kagami demanded as she stormed up to the super-battleship.

"Ma'am, approximately six minutes ago Inazuma-chan finished cleaning up the battleship dorms after lunch. Hiei-san had apparently decided she hadn't eaten enough so she went to make herself a grilled cheese sandwich. From what I have been able to get out of Inazuma-chan she was doing everything right up until she started heating the sandwich. At that point it appears something went wrong with the cheese and it came alive forming a monster and attacked Hiei-san. She is currently the only victim. Fuso-san, Yamashiro-san, Ise-san, and Hyuuga-san are all on sortie and everyone else was able to escape the dorms successfully," Yamato reported to the irate brunet as she closed her rigging protectively around the destroyer in her arms, shielding her from the admirals potential wrath.

"How did she manage to screw up making a grilled cheese sandwich!?" Nanoha asked in exasperation before turning towards the sound of pounding feet. Fubuki and Oyoda were running over followed closely by an entire pack of destroyers and cruisers all fully rigged out. They were only in the lead for a second before a glowing mass of purple light shot from the pack, throwing the two lead ships out of the way as it blasted between them. The mass of purple light shot into the air, shattering the ground around it, before it took form. A massive chaotic torrent of amethyst energy surged around Tenryu before twisting and condensing into her sword as she began to descend towards the disintegrating building.

"EVERYONE GET CLEAR!" Fubuki screamed out the order as she saw what was about to happen. The war hardened battleships all reacted instinctively to their flagships command and dove away from the building as far as they could. Yamato rapidly opened her rigging and dragged Nanoha inside, shielding her with her larger body and armor as she slammed the rigging shut again.

Tenryu descended like an avenging dragon, bringing her sword down in a massively powerful swing as energy arked out of it "竜牙天衝/Ryuga Tenshō (Dragon Fang Heaven-Piercer!)"

The energy arked from her katana and formed into a massive amethyst dragon that slammed into the building and blob. The devastating explosion surged for a second with blinding light before fading away to leave a pulverized crater. With Hiei at its center unconscious and very much naked, most of her skin appeared to have been removed as well if her bare muscle was any indication.

"WHERE IS INAZUMA!? SHE WAS THE DESTROYER ON DUTY TODAY WHERE IS SHE!?" Tenryu roared as she landed turning towards the nearest battleship, Musashi, she grabbed onto the massive womens shoulder and bodily lifted her from the ground, her visible eye burning with a purple flame and her mouth full of razor sharp fangs that made a good number of shipgirls shift away from her thinking of Insane Black Rock Shooter.

"Calm yourself Tenryu-san," Yamato said as she opened her rigging to let out those she was shielding, "Yamato has kept your charge safe."

The extremely worked up Tenryu looked relieved to see the sobbing Inazuma, causing her transformation to begin to recede. When Inazuma saw her though the girl began to cry again causing the light cruiser to look crestfallen as the destroyer's sister-ships raced forward to embrace her. Tatsuta looked at the scene frowning at her sistership who turned away and moved to help with Hiei. Her eyes narrowed in displeasure as the Admiral and Fubuki began to take charge of the situation and begin cleanup and investigation operations. Fubuki's Pack moved in to try and discover anything while Nanoha grabbed Ooyodo, "Go and get me Yuubari-san, she might be able to figure out what happened here."


"That was a failure," Yuubari growled as she dumped the remaining samples of the Mega-Cheese into her laboratory's dedicated fusion reactor. The Admiral was going to be on a warpath and if there was any suspicion aimed her way she was sure they would turn her lab upside down. She needed to make sure that no evidence was left in case the Flagship and her hounds arrived.