Summer break , a time for relaxation and leisure
NOT a time to get attacked by a monster of unimaginable terror
Just like these three were
2 identical looking boys , one wearing a dark blue shirt with an entirely white open clam with a pearl inside on it (all white) under a red flannel shirt , another boy (I'm not describing dipper) and a girl wearing a purple sweater with a catnface that is about to puke
The three were in a golf cart narrowly escaping the clutches of the monster
Now lets rewind a bit
It all began when the pines parents decided their children needed some fresh air
So they shipped them off to a sleepy town called gravity falls oregon to live with their great uncle stan
For the pines "triplets" it looked like it'll be the same old routine all summer , until one faithful day
"He's looking at it , he's looking at it" said Mabel excitedly as she stared at a boy
The boy however , was confused as to what he was reading
"I rigged it!" Said Mabel happily
"Mabel , love isn't something you pick up on the fly" said Myles as he held a broom "you nee_"
"Laaaame!" Said Mabel as if she was bored to death by Myles's words
"Mabel , I know you're going through your boy crazy phase but you're kinda overdoing it with the crazy part" said Dipper as cleaned a jar full of eyes
To this Mabel blew a raspberry and replied to Dipper
"Aaand I've been ignored...*sigh* I'm just gonna go" said Myles sadly as he went outside behind the shack and sat with a tree to his back "now magic , make me not want to feel anymore"
Then he snapped his fingers and a cyan book appeared in front of him
And just as he was about to open the book
"Myles! Go hang some signs with Dipper in the creepy part of the woods!" Yelled Stan
"What?! Why?!" Asked Myles in surprise
"Because I said so! And because Dipper needs a babysitter!" Said Stan as he stopped his pitt cola
"what about Mabel?" said Myles "Dipper would wanna go with her"
Then Stan gave Myles the Stan glare
"Ugh fine" said Myles tiredly as he walked to Stan who gave him some signs shaped like arrows
Then Dipper and Myles went to the creepy part of the forest together
"Hey Myles" said Dipper "can we split off here I want to stay alone for a bit"
"I thought the reason I was here is because you were too scared of going alone into the forest" said Myles holding half of the signs
"I'm not afraid of the forest!" Said Dipper angrily "I just want to be alone for a while okay?!"
"Geez fine no need to get all cranky about me coming here with you" said Myles frowning "if you don't want me here that badly I'll just leave you jerk"
And so Myles walked away
"Geez , will I ever get a small thank you or something from those two" said Myles annoyed before frowning sadly "*sigh* let's just put up these signs"
Then Myles snapped his fingers and the signs flew with the nails not even taking the hammer with them and began putting up themselves
"*Sigh* I guess I should keep an eye on that jerk" said Myles sadly before approaching a nearby squirrel
Then he snapped his fingers , then the squirrel climbed on Myles's hand , Myles then whispered something odd the was unheard by anyone
"Look for someone who looks just like me and follow them" said Myles before the squirrel left to do as it was ordered "I really hate doing this"
Then Myles snapped his fingers again and started seeing through the eyes of the squirrel
He saw Dipper doing something weird with a tree before a hatch opened behind him , a book , Dipper began reading through it before getting surprised by Mabel
And then Myles decided to cut the link with the small animal
"Welp , that was weird" said Myles "but it think I should get back now"
Then he went back to the mystery shack , all while thinking about that odd book
"_secret dark side and get this, after a certain point the pages just stop like the guy who was writing it mysteriously disappeared" said Dipper not knowing that Myles was listening
Then Myles entered the room acting as if he hadn't heard any of that
"Hey , what are you two talking about?" Asked Myles
"Nothing!" Said Dipper quickly as he hid the book behind him vigilant of Myles
"Super secret twin stuff!" said Mabel nonchalantly
"Oh ok" said Myles sadly before snapping his fingers in fake happiness "did I interrupt anything important?"
"Yes! Yes you did" said Dipper narrowing his eyes "can you leave now?"
"Oh...yeah of course , I was just here to grab that bag of chips over there" said Myles sadly "so I'll grab it and get out of your hair"
Then Myles went to grab "a bag of chips" that was next to the tv and left Dipper wondering if that bag of chips was always there
"Am I really that unlikable?!" Said Myles "like why am I not ever included?! I shower a lot , I don't make fun of people...most of the time, but everyone does that so what's wrong with me?"
"*Goat noises*" said Gompers before chewing on Myles's sleeve
"And you are a goat" said Myles tiredly "I have been talking to a goat ,I need help"
Then Myles snapped his fingers and the goat began floating and before Myles could finish relocating the goat
"ZOMBIE!" Myles heard his brother yell
And then Myles ran , to where he heard the voice , with fireballs in both hands
But when he entered the room , and saw that there was no zombie he quickly removed them
"What happened?" Asked Myles calmly
"Mabel is possibly dating a zombie!" Said Dipper in panic
"Mabel is dating someone?" Asked Myles raising a brow
Dipper replied by pointing at the window , Myles looked through it and saw Mabel's boyfriend
"He does look suspicious" said Myles with a hand on his chin
"Right?!" Said Dipper "I'm not just going nuts right?"
"It's a dilemma to say for sure" said Soos scaring Dipper "I couldn't help but hear you talking in this empty room"
"Soos , you've seen Mabel's boyfriend , he's gotta be a zombie right?" Asked Dipper
"Hmm how many brains did you see the guy eat?" Asked Soos as he was fixing a lightbulb
"Zero" said Dipper
Then Myles got an idea
"That means we need to get evidence right?" Asked Myles smiling
"Yeah or else people are gonna think you're a majorly cookoo clock" said Soos
"Yes, you're right" said Dipper "I'll go grab a camera"
"Wait!" Said Myles
"What?! We have to do this quickly!" Said Dipper semi angrily
"Maybe i can come with you" said Myles "you know two Brains better than one and you'll need all the help you can get if that's a zombie"
Dipper thought about it for a minute before agreeing
Then the two of them left Soos to unclog the toilet so they can follow Mabel
From what Myles and Dipper were able to gather , Mable's boyfriend "Norman" was suspicious
But it was just that , suspicious , not definitely a zombie
And so Dipper went to confront Mabel about this while Myles just stayed downstairs waiting
"So! How did it go?" Asked Myles with a smile
"shut up" said Dipper tiredly as he sat on a chair
Hearing that Myles sighed sadly
Then he sat down and watched Dipper watch through the video again
Then Dipper freaked out all of the sudden
"Wait! What?!" Yelled Dipper as he fell with the chair "Grunkle Stan!"
Then Myles walked to the camera and saw what made Dipper freak out , Norman arm fell off before he reattached it
Then Myles started freaking out too , following Dipper only to see him trying to get the attention of Stan without any success
Then Wendy arrived with a golf cart
"Wendy! Wendy! I need to borrow the golf cart so I can save my sister from a zombie!" Yelled Dipper in a hurry
Wendy looked at Myles who was behind Dipper
Myles nodded vigorously while making a thumbs up with both hands
Wendy shrugged and gave Dipper the keys
Then Myles hopped on with him
"Myles! What are you doing here?!" Asked Dipper
"Uhm... coming with you? Wouldn't you need help?" Said Myles calmly
"Ugh fine!" Said Dipper as he began driving
Then Soos stopped them
"Hey dudes , it's me Soos" said Soos before handing them a shovel and a baseball bat "this is for the zombies , and this is in case you see a pinata"
"Thanks Soos" said Dipper with a bit of confusion
"You're the best Soos" said Myles happily
Then they drove off to save Mabel
"Don't worry Mabel! I'll save you from that zombie!" Yelled Dipper as he drove
"Help!" They heard Mabel yell
"That way!" Yelled Myles as he pointed towards the direction where Mabel's voice came from
"I know!" Said Dipper in frustration as he drove
Then they reached a clearing in the woods and what they saw wasn't a zombie attacking Mabel
It was a bunch of gnomes tying her up
"What the heck is going on in here!" Asked Dipper in total confusion
"Gnomes?" Said Myles in confusion as he scratched his head "I mean that's way better than zombie but man that get up was misleading"
"Dipper! Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes and they're total jerks" said Mabel as she struggled with the gnomes
"I'm here too yo_" said Myles annoyed "*sigh* nevermind"
Myles noticed Dipper looking through something with his back to Myles , but he ignored it as Dipper quickly finished and yelled at the leader of the gnomes
"Hey! Hey! Let go of my sister!" Ordered Dipper angrily
Myles frowned at that but let it go
"Oh! Hey! This is all really just a big misunderstanding" said a brown bearded gnome "you see , your sister is not in danger! She's just marrying all 1000 of us and becoming our gnome queen for all of eternity , isn't that right Honey?"
"You guys are butt faces!" Replied Mabel angrily before a gnome covered her mouth
"Give her back right now or else!" Threatened Dipper
"You think you can stop us boy? You have no idea what we're capable of! The gnomes are a powerful_" said the gnome leader before Myles just hit his butt like a golf ball with the baseball bat
Dipper just stared at him silently for a second
"Don't judge me , you would've done it too , he was monologuing" said Myles still getting stared at "just save Mabel"
Then Dipper went to free Mabel from the ropes that tied her
Then Mabel ran away from the gnomes , and went with Dipper towards the golf cart
Myles hopped on the back too
"They're getting away with our queen!" Said the gnome leader trying to stand up "ow! Ow! Does anybody here have some ice or something? , man this hurts"
Meanwhile
"Seatbelt" Dipper told Mabel
And Mabel put on her seatbelt
"I don't even have a sea_" said Myles before getting interrupted by Dipper driving "nevermind"
Then they drove away from the clearing
"Hurry before they come after us" said Mabel with urgency
"I wouldn't worry about that , see their little legs , suckers are tiny" said Dipper calmly
Myles however was using magic to look at the gnomes
"Oh no" said Myles with wide eyes
Then they felt the ground shake with the footsteps of a creature
They stopped and looked back to see a giant gnome monster constructed of only gnomes
"Move! Move!" Said Mabel in distress
Then Dipper hit the gas pedal and they sped up
Then the giant gnome threw gnomes at the cart , one of them landed in front of Myles
Myles reflexively attacked the small gnome with magic , thankfully nither Dipper nor Mabel noticed
Then the Giant got close trying to grab the cart , but failed , and grabbed Myles instead
"Ow! No!" said Myles in pain as the giant before he launched away
Immediately deeming him useless to them they threw him away nonchalantly without sparing a second glance
Myles looked at the woods that he was approaching at dangerous speeds
"BUBBLE!" Myles yelled quickly before he was encased in a transparent bubble that protected him from the trees and ground
Then Myles panted a bit before calming down and as he felt safe , he started feeling the sharp pain of the giants grip and the shock of the fall in his body and thus couldn't move much after he leaned onto a tree with his back
"Ow! Ow! Is this payback for what I did to that gnome or something?!" Said Myles angrily before taking a deep breath "it's ok , I can just use magic to heal this! But I don't know the exact type of injury , something might be broken so that pushes out traditional healing magic"
Then Myles looked around him for a solution and saw grass , trees and a few small animals
"So I have two choices either I enchant some dirt and grass then...eat it ugh which would let me recover faster safely" said Myles before looking at the animals and trees around him "or I could use dark magic which would kill a few innocent animals but I'd recover immediately"
Myles weighed both his choices
"If I use dark magic I could just hide everything and Grunkle Stan wouldn't suspect a thing" said Myles frowning "but I'd turn into an animal killer...I ate chicken plenty of times , it's just like that right?"
Then a small bunny hopped to Myles and looked at him innocently
"Ugh damn it! stop looking so cute!" Said Myles in frustration as the bunny got closer innocently "fine I'll eat the dirt! Just stop making me feel guilty , darn conscience"
Then Myles scooped up a fistful of grass and dirt before saying "disinfect"
Then the fist full of dirt glowed and was disinfected , even a worm that was inside was pushed out
"Ugh , not making this easy on me" said Myles in disgust before saying something unintelligible that made the dirt glow again "and just some illusion magic to make it not taste like...dirt"
Then Myles spoke the words for the magic and dirt glowed one last time before Myles ate it
Then a minute later he was able to move again , and began limping back to the shack , thinking about his siblings , if they forgot about him or not
By the time he made it into the shack he was able to move semi fine
"Hey where were you kid? you look like you've been hit with a bus like your siblings" said Stan as he looked at Myles who just sighed sadly "does the family have bus magnets now or something?"
"I'm not in the mood Grunkle Stan" said Myles sadly remembering the he was forgotten
Stan noticed the slight limp in Myles's walking
"Hey kid , you don't look so hot, what happened to ya?" Asked Stan with concern
"Nothing Grunkle Stan" said Myles calmly "I'm fine"
"Kid , you don_" said Stan reaching out for Myles
But Myles pushed away his hand quickly , too quickly , making his body hurt in the process in the open for stan to see
"I said I'm fine!" said Myles aggressively "leave me alone!"
"Yeesh kid , I'm not gonna hurt ya" said Stan before frowning "*sigh* look your siblings took one thing from the shop each , you can take one too if you want"
"*Sigh* fine" said Myles tiredly before looking through the shop
He didn't find anything he liked , except a book , a pitch black book that was decorated with a big white pearl embedded in the middle of it's cover , a real pearl
"How did you_" Myles was about to ask but Stan was faster
"Oh yeah that , some rich brat didn't think the one pearl was enough so they threw it away" said Stan before rubbing his hands together "of course I could never miss the chance to try and sell it for at least triple the price , but no one wanted it"
"Can I have it?" Asked Myles with hope in his voice
"Sure thing" said Stan smiling "but wouldn't you like something else?"
"Nope , this is good" said Myles happily
"Yeesh kid , do you have an obsession with pearls or something?" Asked Stan
"Well , I do like pearls a lot , they remind me of something important" said Myles smiling
"Well , you got what you wanted now hit the hay!" Ordered Stan trying to sound stern
Than Myles went upstairs but before he went fully up
"Thanks , Grunkle Stan" said Myles before going to his and his siblings' bedroom
Once he entered he saw Dipper and Mabel sleeping , completely unaware of him
He sighed sadly before entering and hopping on his bed that was on the opposite side of the room
He snapped his fingers and two books not counting the book he got from stan appeared in front of him
One was a light blue book and the other was violet colored book with flower drawings in the cover
"Another book to record spells in, to think I could ever even finish one" said Myles smiling before grabbing the violet book "maybe if you were still alive today , things wouldn't be like this" he whispered to himself
Then he went to sleep hugging the violet book , with some sad tears in his eyes
Tell me your thoughts and opinions
Toodles.
