I skipped Headhunters because , wax...magic...fire... couldn't change much regardless of anything or it would just be anticlimactic
Myles woke up from his sleep yawning Before going to the bathroom
At least he was gonna before he heard Dipper and Mabel scream...the three were in the same room
"What's wrong?" Asked Myles in confusion as he yawned
"Your hair!" Yelled Mabel "it's gray!"
And she was right , a quarter of Myles's hair was gray , the gray was on the front too
"Oh , that's just from the gobblewonker incident" said Myles rolling his eyes "eventually all my hair is gonna turn gray ,at least it's not white , that's not gonna happen until my late 60s, thanks to that crazy old man , I had to sacrifice_"
"Your lifespan!" Yelled Dipper in panic
"No!" Yelled Myles which made Dipper calm down slightly "I just sacrificed my hair color , jeez you're morbid , I still my my feet , legs , hearing ,sense of smell, taste and touch to sacrifice first"
"But when did this happen?" Asked Mabel in confusion
"You know when the gobblewonker was about to actually hit us and I stopped it mid air" said Myles "yeah , I didn't have any magic left , so I did what I could"
"More important than anything , how are we gonna explain this to Grunkle Stan?" Asked Dipper thinking of way to do it
"Simple" said Myles which got his siblings confused "I'll just tell him it's a disease from mom's side of the family , so don't worry about it"
"I guess that could work" Said Dipper with his hand on his chin
After having to explain the gray hair to Stan , Myles barely got by with a few suspicious stares from Stan , though it was believable , unlike living wax figures
"The tiger was badly injured in the explosion but we repaired him with a fist!" Said a man of the tv before the logo tiger fist appeared
Then the three pines triplets and Soos who were watching cheered
That was before the tiger punched himself and it moved to a commercial
"Hey look! It's that commercial that I was telling you guys about" said Soos as the commercial began
'are you completely miserable? "Yes"
Then you need to meet Gideon'
"Gideon?" Asked Dipper
"What makes him so special?" Asked Mabel
"Is this a scam?" Asked Myles
'he's a psychic!'
"Aroo?" Said Mabel
'so don't waste your time with other so called "men of mystery" (insert clip of Stan coming out of an out house)'
"This is worse than Stan" said Myles with a smile
'learn about tomorrow tonight , at Gideon's tent of telepathy *fast words I can't decipher except a bit*'
"Carla?" Asked Myles in confusion
"Wow! I'm getting all curiousy inside" said Mabel happily
"Well don't get too curiousy! Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town I've had nothing but trouble!"
"Well , is he really psychic?" Asked Mabel
"I wouldn't say it's impossible" said Myles shrugging
"I think we should go and find out" said Dipper smiling
"Never! You are forbidden from patronizing the competition! No one that lives under my roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof" said Stan frowning
"Do tents have roofs?" Asked Dipper raising a brow
"That depends on how you interpret roof" said Myles with his hand on his chin
"I think we just found our loophole" said Mabel happily before pulling out a rope with an actual loophole "literally! Mwap mwap!"
'so come down soon folks , Gideon is expectin ya'
"That was unnecessarily ominous" said Myles frowning
"Woah! This is like a bizzaro version of the mystery shack" said Dipper looking around the tent "they even have their own Soos"
Then Dipper pointed at a bootleg Soos called Deuce , Soos looked like he was gonna assassinate Deuce later
"It's starting, it's starting" said Mabel excitedly
""Let's see what this monster looks like"" said Dipper and Myles at the same time
They looked at each other and shrugged Before looking back at the stage
Before the curtains revealed...a kid with white hair younger than Dipper, Myles and Mabel
"Hello america!" Said Gideon cheerfully
"That's Stan's mortal enemy?" Asked Dipper in confusion
"But he's so widdle" said Mabel happily
"I thought he'd be an old guy or something , but this" said Myles in confusion
"Ladies and gentlemen it is such a gift to have you here tonight. Such a gift. I have a vision , I predict you'll all soon say ,aww" said Gideon Before making a cute face
and everyone said aww
"It came true" said Mabel in amazement
"I'm not impressed" said Dipper
"You're impressed" said Mabel teasing "Myles what about you?"
"I'm a lot of things right now ,but impressed is not one of them" said Myles "in fact , I find this insulting"
"Huh? I guess it is weird to watch a fraud while you're the real thing" said Dipper raising a brow
"Hit it dad!" Said Gideon Before he started dancing to the music "oh I can see ,what others can't see ,it ain't some sideshow trick! it's an innate ability! Where oothers are blind I am futurely inclined , and you too can see , if you was widdle old me! Come on everybody rise up!"
Then everyone row by row stood up , everyone... except Myles
"Why are you guys standing up? Don't tell me you actually like the song" said Myles raising a brow
"Myles this isn't funny" said Dipper frowning
"What do you mean? I wanted to know why you stood up with the song that's all" said Myles in confusion
"What?" Asked Dipper softly
While they were having this conversation they didn't notice Gideon staring at Myles in confusion , tightly clutching his amulet Before just continuing with the song
"You wish your son would call you more!" Sang Gideon pointing to an old lady who said she's leaving everything to her cats "I sense that you've been here before!"
Then Gideon pointed at the sheriff who was wearing Gideon merchandise to the max
"I'll read your mind if I'm able" said Gideon approaching Mabel "something tells your name Mabel"
"So welcome all yee , to the tent of telepathy! Thanks for visiting! Widdle ol' me!" Sang Gideon finishing the song "thank you! You people are the real miracles!"
"Man that kid's an even bigger fraud than Stan , no wonder our uncle's jealous" said Dipper happily
"But you have to admit! He's good at improvising songs" said Myles happily
"C'mon , his dance moves were adorable and did you see his hair? It was like woosh!" Said Mabel happily
""You're too easily impressed"" said Dipper and Myles at the same time
Then the three laughed as they walked home
Unknowing of Gideon watching them leave
"Wait where's Soos?" Asked Myles before Dipper and Mabel shrugged "meh , I'm sure he's fine"
Soos was probably attacking Deuce by now
Tell me how I did or I'll think did horribly to the point that no one is gonna tell me , so pls tell me even if I did bad or I'll be sad about it
Toodles.
