"I like to get my Christmas shopping early, do you have anything that's in the spirit of the season?" Asked Tyler curiously
"Uhh.. how about these crystals?" Said Stan holding a bowl of 'crystals'
"Hehe, looks like broken glass" said Tyler cheerfully
"What are you? A cop?" Said Stan frowning
Then Tyler began looking through the shack excitedly
Myles however was in the small house he made, holding his wand, the golden veins were back and he was breaking and rebuilding a log of wood
Burning it, unburning it , turning it into ice cream, then to a rubber ball
He continued doing this until the golden veins disappeared
"Ugh, finally" said Myles angrily "those stupid veins are gone"
"Myles!" He heard Stan yell "I'm going to the diner with Dipper and Mabel! You coming?"
Myles resisted the urge to burn a forest to the ground as the veins came back when he heard that
"No! I'm fine" said Myles angrily
"Geez, all that for a dumb book?" Said Stan frowning "and I thought Dipper was the nerd"
Myles barely heard it, but he did, and the veins covered his body more and more as heard it
He pulverized a log wood 20 times before he stopped
Myles took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down, then he heard his stomach rumbling
"Ugh...might as well get some fresh air" said Myles angrily as he left the small house
Myles created a bag of chips and teleported to town
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Myles sat on a bench after taking a deep breath
He needed to calm down and relax
He created a plate of pancakes and ate aggressively
Then he saw Gideon
"Ugh, Gideon"
"Myles p_" said Gideon but Myles used his wand to remove his mouth
"I'm not in the mood Gideon, so please leave" said Myles tiredly as he gave Gideon his mouth back
"Hey! What was that for!" Complained Gideon angrily
"I have no tolerance for anything today" said Myles frowning
"What happened? A bus ran Dipper over? Cause I don't him and Mabel" Said Gideon raising a brow
"I wish" said Myles Frowning
"What? What happened? I thought you were sibling?" Asked Gideon curiously
"Half siblings, but here's what happened" said Myles frowning
Myles explained what Dipper and Mabel did to Gideon
"That was stupid, you told them an accident will happen and they didn't listen, I mean I would've done the same thing but_wait, why am I talking so much?" said Gideon in confusion
"Magic" deadpanned Myles
"Right, right" said Gideon nodding "how has magic not been discovered yet?, you use so nonchalantly"
"Well, do you know the witch hunts where they burned a lot of witches?" Asked Myles forgetting his anger
"I did see something about that when after I got the amulet you took" said Gideon nodding
"Well, when that happened, evolution kicked in and decided anyone with magic suffers from an irrational fear of magic being exposed, like how most people are afraid of touching rats and other disease carrying creatures, that coupled with the appearance of technology that made some parts of magic less... impressive in the eyes of people" said Myles rolling his eyes "if you show someone who doesn't know about magic a video of you using the amulet, they'd think it's a trick with strings or something"
Gideon nodded in acknowledgment
"I see, so how does one lear_"
"I'm gonna stop you right there because the last person who said it burned something very precious to me , so if you finish that sentence, you'll live but I'll make it's the last thing you'll ever want" said Myles with venom in his voice
"Of course" said Gideon in fear "what was so special about that book anyway?"
"...none of your business" said Myles frowning
"Of course!...I'd like to chat more" said Gideon backing away into the woods "but_"
He was quickly taken away by a giant eagle
"Just why today? It's awful" Said Myles in frustration "ok, let's decide with a coin toss"
Myles conjured a coin and made the toss
"Darn, have to help him now" said Myles in frustration
Then Myles followed the eagle that took Gideon
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"Having fun?" Asked Myles Frowning
"Does it look like I'm having fun?!" Said Gideon angrily
Gideon was currently playing tag with the eagle's chicks
"How did they get so big?!" Said Gideon dodging a peck from a chick
"Ahh, the classic cliche of giant bird giving a character to it's chicks as food" said Myles frowning before he grabbed Gideon using magic
Then they floated to the ground from the mountain
Gideon sighed in relief before Myles dropped him
"Ow!"
Then they heard the eagle coming back
They hid behind a tree quickly
"Ugh, I don't want t_"
Myles couldn't finish his sentence when Gideon took his wand straight out of his hand and ran away giggling
The golden veins enveloped Myles's entire body as the eagle broke through the trees to catch Myles
But as soon as it touched Myles, it caught on golden fire, that deleted it, leaving no trace of it's death
Myles summoned his wand and flew to him, dragging Gideon, who didn't let go, along
If looks could kill, Gideon would've died enough time to make a world war look like a tea party
Myles took his wand from Gideon and pointed it at him
But before any magic could happen, Gideon ran away blindly before hitting a tree and falling down
Then a beehive fell on his head, making him flail around yelling
Myles then began giggling
"I know I shouldn't be laughing at this, but this is hilarious" said Myles laughing as he hit Gideon with a beam of magic "I increased your tolerance to bee stings so you won't die"
The only reply he got were terrified yells
Myles recorded the whole thing
Then he dealt with the eagle chicks, turning them normal size
But there was an egg left, and Myles took it
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"Hehe" Myles giggled as watched the recording of Gideon again on a tablet
He took a bite out of a giant sunny side up next to him
"Someone's in a good mood" Said Stan
Dipper and Mabel also noticed that Myles was in a good mood
"Hey... Myles you look super dandy" said Mabel awkwardly "did you_"
"Just because I'm not angry, it doesn't mean that I don't still hate you" said Myles giggling at the beehive scene "and I still hate you two...a lot, so don't ruin my good mood"
Mabel laughed awkwardly after he said that before frowning sadly
"So, can you explain what this is?" Asked Stan changing the subject
"A sunny side up" said Myles cheerfully
"I can see that, but why is it so big?" Asked Stan in confusion
"Ostrich" said Myles staring Stan in the eyes, the latter raising a brow "a really big ostrich"
"How did you even cook it?" Asked Dipper in confusion
(Myles and Dipper have different voices btw)
Myles pointed at a giant magnifying glass
"Meh, can't argue with that" said Stan shrugging "and what are you watching, I could hear you giggling from the car"
Myles showed Stan the recording, the latter laughed with the former at the video
Dipper and Mabel, knowing that they shouldn't butt in, left for the shack
Stan ate part of the sunny side up too
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Toodles.
