"Haha! Nacho earrings! I'm hilarious!" Said Mabel happily

"That's debatable, bah! Come on! What's with all this traffic?! And why is it all...covered wagons?" Said Stan before driving away in a hurry "ah no! No! No! Not today!"

"Grunkle Stan, what's going on?" Asked Dipper in confusion

Myles just decided to look outside and see instead of waiting for an answer, and he saw the worst thing ever

"Oh no" said Myles in horror "get us out of here grunkle stan! Now!"

Mabel and Dipper were a little confused by Myles's change of attitude but thought he was just messing with them

"I'm trying!" Yelled Stan in fear before they were trapped "they circled the wagons! It's too late! We're trapped!"

"No! Nooooo!" Said Myles

"I got a good feeling about today" said Mabel looking through a window to see cows

_-_-_

The three siblings got out of the car and immediately Myles started having a panic attack

"Ah boy, it's pioneer day, every year these yahoos dress up to celebrate the day gravity falls was founded" said Stan tiredly

"No no! This can't be happening!" Said Myles shaking in fear as he stared at a crowd mob that had stakes and torches ready

"Why are you so scared? It's just a celebration?" Asked Mabel in confusion and Myles pointed at the mob

"You're afraid of a mob?..how?"

"The witch hunts" said Myles curling into a ball "the witch hunts"

"Okay?"

"Wow! Look! Candle dippings!" Said Mabel as she saw an old lady dipping candles in a barrel

"Oh! Gold panning!" Said Dipper

"Pitchforks!" Said Myles as he watched a pitchfork seller in horror ignoring Dipper and Mabel talking about a man marrying a woodpecker

"Come one and all! To the opening ceremony!" They heard an announcement say

"Grunkle stan! You comin?" Asked Mabel

"No thank you!" Said Stan frowning "just remember, if you come back to the shack talking like these people, you're dead to me!"

"There's a capet beggar in my turnip cellar"

"Well hornswoggle my habbersack"

Then the two twin spat on the ground before running away laughing

"Dead to me!" Said Stan angrily

"I'm just gonna go and try not to have a heart attack" said Myles walking away making Stan shrug

Myles then started walking vigilantly, paranoid at being in the times of the witch hunts

What's worse? He saw pitchforks and torches everywhere, EVERYWHERE!

Then a person bumped into him, Myles immediately pulled out his wand and aimed it at the person

"Marilyn?" "Pearl?"

The two looked at each other for a second before realizing that Lily was being chased by a mob

"Iknowwehateeachotherbutpleasehideme!" Said Lily hiding behind Myles

The angry mob then made it to Myles with their torches and pitchforks, Myles forced himself to smile

"Hey kid! Did you perhaps see a witch passing by here?" Asked a guy from the angry mob "she could be anyone, she's a master of dark magic!"

"Uhm...no?"

The guy then looked at Myles as if staring through his soul and Myles gulped and laughed nervously

"Hey! Is that a witch flying over there?" Asked Myles nervously as he pointed into the air where a witch was flying on a broom

The entire mob looked at where Myles pointed before Myles used magic to create a gas to knock them all out

"...you do realize the illusion would've worked just fine, right?" Asked Lily raising a brow

"I panicked, and what did they mean by dark magic?"

"...there's was a book out of my reach and i... might've used magic to bring it down, regardless we need to hide" said Lily worriedly

"That was reckless of you, but we can turn into animals for the day?"

"I call dibs on the puppies" said Lily menacingly

"I'm a cat person anyway, let's just go" said Myles rolling his eyes before the two went into a dark alley and transformed

Myles transformed into an adorable small fluffy gray furred cat while Lily transformed into a cute small light brown puppy

"Now we're safe, no one can say no to this cute face!" Said Lily proudly

"I beg to differ" deadpanned cat Myles "you're about as cute as shortbottom during allergy season"

"How dare you!"

"I knew it! You acted nice to him only out of pity!" Said Myles proudly "finally! Mud on your name!"

Lily frowned angrily as she hit Myles on the head before leaving silently

And Myles decided to go to the twins in fear accidentally teleporting inside something while trying to go back home

_-_-_

"Wow, you look depressed" said cat Myles licking his paw

"Woah! A talking cat!" Said Mabel with starry eyes as she hugged cat Myles without hesitation "it's so adorable!"

"Why does it look familiar?" Asked Dipper raising a brow

"Because it's me, Myles, i turned myself into a cat after putting an angry mob to sleep" said Myles and Mabel let him go "i need you guys to act like I'm your pet until this day's over"

Mabel immediately jumped at the idea and picked Myles up again

"Why would you come to us? I thought you hated us" said Dipper crossing his arms as he stared into cat Myles's eyes

"Dipper, you burned something extremely valuable, something people would kill for, if someone other than you two did it, i would've killed them, so i have every right to make sure the rest of your-*purr* Mabel stop scratching under my chin!...*purr*...stop!"

"Aww, I'll call you..purrcy! Because you purr!" Said Mabel excitedly

"Firstly! All cats purr! Secondly! I have a name you know!" Said Myles angrily "this is demeaning!"

"You did ask us to treat you like a pet" said Mabel smiling and shrugging

"Just for today Myles, just for today...*sigh* so what was bumming you out before i got here?" Asked Myles changing the subject

"Oh...right, can i ask you two something?" Asked Mabel becoming sad again "do you think I'm silly?"

"Uhh...nooo?" Said Dipper not knowing what to say to the question

"Ugh, i knew it, the nacho earrings, the sweater, i thought i was being charming but i guess people see me as a big joke" said Mable taking off ber nacho earrings

"Maybe being silly isn't all that bad" said Myles making his siblings stare at him "forget i said anything"

Mabel sighed before taking off everything silly she had on, her earrings and her sweater that she wrapped around her waist

"C'mon Mabel, you love that sweater" said Dipper

"I did before Pacifica ruined it for me, she ruins everything!" Said Mabel angrily

"Pacifica, why does she think being related to the town's founder she gets to treat everyone like garbage, someone needs to take her down a peg" said Dipper looking at the founder statue

"I never saw that girl, but she sounds like a person i'd bully for fun" said Myles purring

"*gasp* wait a minute! I feel like i read something about Pacifica's great great grandfather before" said Dipper pulling out his journal "of course! Oh this is perfect, _in my investigations_ should i do the voice, eh, I'll just read normal, 'in my investigations i recently made a discovery, Nathaniel Northwest may not be the founder of gravity falls, i believe the answer lies somewhere in the enclosed document"

Dipper then pulled out the document from the book and finished the journal's author's words

"If only i could crack the code"

_-_-_

The reason Myles is so afraid of mobs, torches and pitchforks is like how many humans are afraid of rats

You can easily kill one with your hands, but i'm sure i ain't even touching one, probably you too

The same thing happens with snakes and spiders other than the fact that you can kill them easily

Anyway, tell me what you thought of the chapter, leave a review

Toodles.