i had to cut some of this episode out for personal reasons

Enjoy

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"Oh man, if this cover up is true then that means Pacifica's whole family is a fraud, this could be a major conspiracy" said Dipper excitedly

"Really?" Said Mabel in anticipation holding Myles in her lap

"I gotta investigate this" said Dipper excitedly, but before he could go Mabel stopped him

"Wait, I'm coming with you, conspiracies are serious right?" Said Mabel holding Myles in her arms

"Oh, yeah, definitely"

"Well, if i help you crack that code then no one can call me silly again!" Said Mabel happily

After Dipper and Mabel cheered to that idea, Myles spoke

"I'm coming too, i don't wanna be near any pitchforks or torches" said Myles licking his paw

"Are you licking your paws?" Asked Dipper cringing at the sight

"I gotta look the part Dipper" deadpanned Myles before Mabel started giving him back scratches "*purr* Mabel stop! *purr* the only reason I'm not biting you is *purr* is that i have to act like *purr* a cat"

"Heh heh heh, you look so cute when you're angry" said Mabel giggling

Myles glared at her angrily "Just go already" he said frowning

"Right!...Mystery triplets?" Said Dipper awkwardly

"I thought you hated that?" Said Mabel in confusion and little awkwardness "and...uhh"

"We're still related, it counts, let's just go" deadpanned Myles

the three put their hands (and paws) together and went to investigate

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"Alright, if we can prove that Nathaniel Northwest wasn't the real founder of gravity falls, it'll finally put Pacifica in her place" said Dipper staring at a portrait of Nathaniel Northwest

The three siblings were now in the library where they're making their next move towards finding out about the town's true founder

"And solving a mystery would prove that I'm not silly, I'm serious" said Mabel eating some butterscotch

"And I'm a cat! Less talky, more worky!" Said Myles tiredly narrowing his eyes

"Right! We need to crack this code" said Dipper confidently as he opened a projector to check different symbols for clues "not Egyptian, not numerology, it's no_ of course, the triangle is the alchemist symbol of fire_"

"Don't even think about it, I'm not gonna fix it doesn't work" deadpanned Myles

"Don't worry, I'm confident of this" said Dipper grabbing a candle holder with a lit candle inside "ok, let's light this sucker up and_"

"Mabel, what are you doing with the map?" Asked cat Myles tiredly

"Heh heh, i just made a hat!" Said Mabel before realizing what she just did "ugh, i just did something silly again"

"Wait, Mabel, you folded it into a map" said Dipper shining some light unto Mabel's hat "and i was gonna burn it"

"Well, we should get going_" said Myles before the three siblings heard the sheriff looking for them "we need to go, now!"

Then the three nodded and made it outside asap without attracting attention

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After a trip to the museum where Mabel once again found the next clue, the three made it to a cemetery, and stood in front of their next clue, a statue

"Hmm, this statue_"

"Just stop trying, Dipper, all the other clue were weird, this one will be too" said Myles licking his paws "just wait for Mabel to somehow solve it"

"I don't think tha_"

"Aaah! Gross! It's stuck in my nose, ha ha" said Mabel happily after she put the statue's finger in her nose, accidentally opening a secret underground passageway

"See, i told you, Dipper" said Myles tiredly "this feels oddly like something made for silliness, wizards do stuff like these sometimes, let's not talk about the stupid riddle doors"

Dipper shrugged, then the three entered the passageway, Myles slowly turned back into a human as they went in

"Much better" said Myles dusting off any remaining fur

"Aww, why did you turn back? I liked Purrcy more" whined Mabel

Myles glared at her angrily, making her blow a raspberry while drooping, Myles rolled his eyes in response

"Okay, guys, look out for booby traps"said Dipper in a serious tone, shining his flashlight forwards

"Haah! Booby traps" said Mabel happily, right before she activated a trap

A dart flew past them, and they knew what it was

"Tranquilizer darts!" Said Dipper in distress as more darts flew at them

Myles decided to just skip this trap, he pulled his wand before waving it around ,and blocking the darts with a bubble that wrapped itself around the three siblings

"Huh, that's convenient" said Dipper watching the darts harmlessly bounce off of the bubble

"Yeah, as fun as it is to be hit by one of these, i think we should stay in this bubble" said Myles smiling

"Giant hamster ball!" Said Mabel admiring the bubble

"I'd rather not get into that again" deadpanned Myles as they headed deeper into the passageway

And at the end, they saw a room filled with many different objects

"Woah, it's a treasure trove of historicy secrety things" said Mabel taking a look at some papers

But Myles wasn't paying attention, there was something else in the room that he solely focused on

He walked towards one of the room's corners slowly, it was a picture, a colored one, which was odd among the old black and white pictures that the room had

It showed a white haired young lady wearing a Mary Poppins like outfit, she had a cheeky smile on her face, she was winking and had her tongue out playfully

The picture wasn't enchanted or anything...it was a real, genuine picture, no magic, no games, no tricks

"That's impossible" Said Myles in disbelief as he picked up the picture "h-how did this...get here?"

"What did you find?" Asked Dipper curiously

Myles immediately held the picture tightly to his chest, making sure Dipper didn't see anything

"It's none of your business, ok?!" Said Myles angrily as he put the picture in his pocket "it's nothing about Northwest, look somewhere else!"

"Ok, geez" said Dipper a little confused by Myles's aggressive behavior

Myles stared at the picture as Dipper and Mabel checked out the Nathaniel northwest cover-up

Myles took a deep breath and put the picture in his pocket before he headed towards Dipper and Mabel

"The true founder of gravity falls was sir lord. Quentin Trembley III, Esq"

"Who's Quentin Trembley?" Asked Mabel in confusion

"That's none of your business!" Said sheriff Blubs entering the room

"Woo! We gotcha! Woo! Aah hah" said Deputy Derland before flopping unto the grounds

"He got hit by a lot of those darts" said Blubs tiredly "anyway, Quentin Trembley is matter of national security!"

"Who is he anyways?" Asked Mabel in confusion

"*sigh* see for yourselves" said Blubs pulling out a film tape from his hat before putting it on the projector in the room

On the tape was, the identity of Quentin Trembley, the 8th and a half President of the united states, and the silliest President

"And his body was never found...until now" said Blubs before pointing at a man inside an amber colored substance

"Whoa, is that like, amber or something?" Asked Dipper curiously

"The fool thought he could live forever by encasing himself in a giant solid block of peanut brittle. Smooth move mr.President. finding Trembley's body was our special mission, and now, thanks to you, it's complete"

"Who knew that all we needed to do was follow a little girl's trail of candy wrappers" said Durland happily

"Ugh, silly" said Mabel giving herself a facepalm

"And now that you know the truth, we can't let you go around talking about it" said Blubs in a serious tone

"Does that mean_" "are you gonna kill us?!"

"Oh no, we're just gonna escort you and this stuff back to Washington" said Blubs

"Alternative solution, you leave us alone or i won't hurt you" said Myles menacingly

"Hah! What's a little boy lik_"

Blubs was interrupted by him and Durland getting pinned to a wall by an invisible force

"Generally, picking a fight with a wizard is a bad idea" said Myles pulling his wand out "now look, there are things here that i want, and i would stop at nothing to get them, killing is not an exception, understood?"

Blubs and Durlan stared at him silently for a second, making Myles angry, he stomped the ground with his foot, making the room shake

"Understood!" "Understood!"

Before Myles could say anything else, the cave started collapsing

Myles let go of the two policemen and supported the ceiling using his magic

"Don't try to do anything or i will drop the ceiling" threatened Myles and the policemen nodded "it looks like the exit is blocked, look for another way out, you two as well"

And thus, they all went around looking for exits, but failed miserably, Eventually, Mabel started eating from Trembley's peanut brittle block

Making it collapse, letting Trembley out of his tomb

Trembley thanked Mabel for freeing him before he was told of the situation

And Mabel went starry eyed at how peanut brittle actually kept him alive

Thus Mabel and Trembley made the silliest plan ever

They tried to escape through a small hole in the rubble, and in doing so, they somehow made the rubble collapse out of the way

And then they left the underground room after convincing Myles to leave

Myles was...upset at having to leave everything down there, he went back to the shack as fast as possible

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"Is he sleeping?" Asked Mabel in a quiet voice

"I think so" whispered Dipper

It was the middle of the night, and Dipper and Mabel wanted to find some answers about why Myles was so upset for leaving the underground room

Dipper quietly made his way to Myles's bed and saw that Myles had a picture in his hand

Dipper was able to pull out the picture without waking Myles up, then he went back to Mabel

"Did you get it?" Asked Mabel

"Yeah" said Dipper showing his sister the picture

"Who's this weird lady?" Asked Mabel in confusion

"I think this is might have something to do with the book we burnt, that's the only other thing he got angry about" said Dipper with a hand on his chin

"Maybe if we find this lady we can find out why Myles was so angry, and maybe we'd get together as siblings again!"

Dipper wasn't listening to most of what Mabel said, he was just staring at the picture wondering who this lady could be

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