Massive turnips in both hands, she made her way towards Wart. She made an effort not to drop any vegetables whilst dodging those bubbles.
"YOU ARE DOOMED!" He thundered with a cataclysmic roar
Suddenly, a black body was emerging from the Dream Machine! He was creating a new 8-bit!
"I am Dark Birdo!" chuckled the new 8-bit maniacally.
Birdo violently punched the monster, but it kept melting into a load of black slime, and then the pile of slime just slithered away and reformed into Dark Birdo
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAH- OW" It boomed, but interrupted by Birdo's punch. It was knocked backwards towards the wall.
Birdo walked towards it and punched it repeatedly about fifty times in a few seconds. Once it was knocked out, she threw it at Wart. She just, threw an 8-bit in Wart's face! Dark Birdo vanished as soon as it hit Wart.
BANG!
Wart ribbited violently, then screeched out more bubbles of death. Birdo shot a dozen eggshells at Wart. He said "OOMPH" or "YEOW" every time he was hit. Birdo threw both gargantuan turnips simultaneously, to finish him off totally.
Suddenly, Dark Birdo reappeared!
Following its reappearance, a dozen vegetables shot straight out of the Dream Machine! She picked up the huge pile, and threw it at Dark Birdo. She picked Dark Birdo up again, and threw it at Wart
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!" He ribbited, now fearful of Birdo.
More veggies flew at Wart's bullfrog body. This must've been torture for Wart!
Birdo thought she was hallucinating, but Dark Birdo was cloning himself and there were about five of him! She grabbed two of them, but they were way too heavy. She was about to lose.
"EURIKA!" She exclaimed victoriously, like she had already won. Wart hated being hit by vegetables, but he would REALLY hate eating vegetables! She threw a dozen vegetables into his slimy mouth, and then grabbed his frog jaws and grinded the vegetables into pieces.
"UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He ribbited, now crying.
Birdo squeezed his neck to make him swallow the vegetables.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!"
"IWANMYMUMMY!"
KA THUNK!
His body froze into stone. Slowly, he fell down, out of existence. This was it. Birdo had defeated Wart. She dived next to Yoshi's body.
"B-B-Birdo. I-I-I-is that you? Yoshi whispered
"Yoshi. You are alive!" she hugged him, happier and more relieved than ever before.
So, the two managed to make their way to Mushroom Kingdom via the pipe to exit Sub-Con. This truly was their greatest adventure so far.
Author's Note: Are you ready for the closing of this story? Stay prepared for the final chapter!
