John Phoenix was watching TV in his office with his Uncle Phoenix. There was annoying music coming from it and then The Iron Ninja was on.
"Yayyyyy," said Phoenix.
John Phoenix groaned and turned off the TV.
"Bad show," said John Phoenix.
"Awww," moaned Phoenix. "I want to watch it!"
"No!" said John Phoenix. John Phoenix turned on the news.
"Actor Will Powers who plays The Iron Ninja arrested!" said the news.
"Good," said John Phoenix.
"John Phoenix noooo we should investigate!" said Uncle Phoenix.
"Ugh, FINE," said John Phoenix.
John Phoenix went to the crime scene. Jack Hammer had been stabbed by a ninja weapon.
John Phoenix had an idea, so he went to the Steel Samurai room and took a samurai spear and stabbed it into Jack Hammer's guts!
"Heh," John Phoenix smirked. "Now they have to arrest someone else."
The police came back to the crime scene and noticed the new murder weapon.
"Mon dieu, the weapon, it is different now!" said the policeman.
"Shut up you incompetent officer I'm slicing your salary!" shouted Edgeworth. "Okay clearly the murderer was someone involved with the Steel Samurai."
Edgeworth arrested Dee Vasquez since she was its producer.
John Phoenix went to the detention center.
"Hi, did you kill Jack Hammer?"
"Yes."
"Whatever I'll defend you anyway."
At the trial John Phoenix stood to defend Dee.
"Okay we think Dee did it, we know this because the murder weapon was a part of her show," said Edgeworth.
"OBJECTION!" shouted John Phoenix. "According to the autopsy report, the victim was stabbed by a different weapon post-mortem!"
"WHAT!" shouted Edgeworth. "How did you know that? I haven't even presented that!"
"I know this because I know what the real murder weapon was!" said John Phoenix. "I present the NINJA SWORD!"
The police did a luminol test on the sword and found Hammer's blood on it.
"This means!" said John Phoenix. "The real killer is obviously the owner of the sword, WILL POWERS!"
"Waaaaaah, it wasn't me!" cried Will and they took him away and the worst show ever the Iron Ninja was cancelled.
The End!
