Okay, honesty I have NO IDEA why I wrote this, but I just thought I should. Enjoy!
Phinks and Feitan couldn't find Shalnark. It was as if he disappeared in to thin air. They had asked every Troupe member if they had seen him. The answer was the same every time, "No. I haven't. Is he missing?" This disappointed Feitan and Phinks very much. Shalnark was their best friend. They valued him, just like every Spider. They were all very worried about him. What the hell happened to the blonde? Since nobody knew where he was, Phinks had to tell the boss. Chrollo was extremely scared. Shalnark was how they collected intelligence, the computer genius. Did he leave?
"Everyone." The leader stated, "Split up and search for him. When you find him, let me or one of the other spiders know." They immediately scattered throughout the base. The Spiders had been searching for about an hour when Feitan and Phinks heard sobbing. Feminine sobbing. That couldn't be Shalnark, right? He was a man! Even so, they looked in the room to see a blonde. A blonde girl. But she had Shalnark's aura, and outfit. She had her head buried in her knees, and, they couldn't tell, she seemed to be embarrassed. Phinks walked toward the girl, and she lifted her head to face him.
"HOLY SHIT!" Phinks screamed. Quite loudly, too. That girl had Shalnark's face. Her eyes looked just like his. And she had his phone. So this could only mean one thing.
Shalnark, somehow, turned into a girl.
Feitan was laughing so hard. Of all the things that had happened that caused Shalnark to run away, this was it. The Manipulator seemed so embarrassed. "You found me." He, or rather she, sighed. Phinks called the Spiders. "Guys, it's okay. We found-"Phinks started to crack up. He wanted to say "her" but he seemed to be out of breath from laughing at Shalnark's new body. "You found him? Where is he?" Asked Uvogin. He had been rather close to Shalnark. Phinks laughed when the other Enhancer said "he" "Just come to the location I send you. You are NOT going to believe this." He snickered. Feitan was teasing Shalnark about his little... gender swap. Shalnark, on the other hand, was not amused about this. He liked being a MAN! But, thanks to whatever happened, that was over. Until they figured out how to make Shalnark a man again, he would have to get used to this new body of his.
The other Spiders barged into the room and took a good look at Shalnark. They stared.
And stared.
And stared.
And then burst out laughing.
"OH MY GOD!" Chrollo shrieked. Bonolenov had fallen onto the floor as he cracked up. Franklin, who was usually very serious, was carrying a HUGE grin. Kortopi was holding back tears of laughter. Machi was thinking about all of the girly things she, Shizuku, and Pakunoda would make Shalnark do. Nobunaga joined in on teasing Shalnark with Feitan. Uvogin just stared in shock with his mouth wide open. None of this made Shalnark feel any better about being a girl. He was already miserable, and now his comrades were rubbing it in. Shizuku suddenly spoke up. "Are we supposed to make fun of him or console him?" She asked. Shalnark was even more embarrassed by this question. "Guys." Pakunoda said, "That's enough. He's clearly in a horrible state right now. Let's not make fun of him." Did they listen? You can probably already guess the answer.
No, they did not.
Uvogin was just about to console Shalnark when the blonde suddenly couldn't take it anymore. He burst out sobbing and tears ran down his cheeks. Uvogin hugged Shalnark, trying to console the poor thing."Shhh." He whispered calmly in his ear. "It's okay. Don't worry. We'll figure out how to change you back." This made the rest of the Troupe Members come back to their senses. They needed to figure out how to change him back, or he would be fucking moping like this forever.
"Gon, do you really think that was necessary? Turning Shalnark into a girl with Nanika?" Killua asked. Yes, his green friend decided it would be funny to turn Shalnark into a girl. "Yes. It was." Gon responded. "Besides, it only lasts a week, so don't sweat it."However, Alluka felt really bad about it, and so did Nanika. The poor guy had done nothing to them, and even though they captured her older brother, that didn't give her the right to switch their genders. She really wanted to make things right and apologize to the blonde."Big brother, I want to go and apologize to Shalnark. It's not fair. And Nanika does too." Alluka told her big brother. "Okay. Fine." Killua said. "Gon, you should too." Alluka demanded. "Alright. I will." the Enhancer said. Then Alluka used Nanika to teleport to Shalnark.
The three of them saw every member of the Phantom Troupe gathered around Shalnark. His eyes were red from crying. They were asking him what he ate, when he figured out he was a girl, and so on. Alluka decided to speak up. "Excuse me, are you the Spiders?" She asked. They turned to face her.
Alluka POV
A tall blondie glared at me. He looked so mean. No wonder big brother was so scared of them. "Who are you.?" He asked in a really deep but like really cool voice. I like this man's voice. "I'm Alluka. And this is-"
"We know who the other two are."Somebody who was very, um, short told me.How did they know? Oh, right. They captured Gon and big brother. I wonder if they care for Shalnark. A big one was hugging him, so he probably did. "What are you doing here?" A pretty girl with pink hair asked. This girl has a cool voice too. So does the shorty. Why does everyone here have cool voices? I was about to say that Gonnie, Nanika and I were sorry for Shalnark. But all I could say was, "Do all of you have cool voices?"Whaa? I thought, Why was that what I had to say? And in front of people who are stronger than Gon and big brother? I'm so embarrassed!
"That doesn't matter." The blondie said. "What are you doing here?" The blondie had really started to grow on me. Is this what a crush feels like? "W-well..um.." I stammered. Really? Please tell me this is NOT a crush. "We, uh, we came to apologize for turning Shalnark into a girl. Not Killua. Just me, Gon, and Nanika." I managed to say. "Nanika?" The shorty seemed confused. So, I brought out Nanika for about 10 seconds before she came back in. I didn't want her interacting with them for long. "Is there any way to change him back?" The big one who was hugging Shalnark asked me. "He will only be a girl for a week." Gonnie said. And with that, I brought Nanika out to teleport us back home.
Normal POV
So, Shalnark would be stuck as a girl for a week. It was better than forever. He was grateful that it was only seven days. And that was it.
"I don't think we can call you Shalnark this week.That's a boy name, and you're a girl."Bonolenov teased. "He's right." Feitan snickered, "We'll have to think of a new name for yo-"
"No, we don't."Chrollo stated. "We don't have to think of a new name for him. That would just make him more miserable than he already is. It would be better just to call him by his name. If anyone calls him anything else, there will be serious consequences." Man, the guy could be so serious sometimes. But he had a good point. Shalnark's seven days as a girl were about to begin.
Day 1:
Shalnark woke up with his waist-length hair tangled as fuck. He had to borrow Machi's hairbrush to smooth it out. That wasn't too bad. For some reason, Shalnark decided to braid his hair. The braid made his hair easy to deal with. He got dressed in his usual clothes, and finally got out of his room. He felt like it took forever to get ready. Usually he never had to comb his hair or braid it. This was going to take a while to get used to. After that, he felt like all of his comrades were watching him closely.Was it really that big of a deal that he braided his hair? The boss had the Troupe go on a mission to kill people. His new girl body fooled opponents even more then his usual childlike face as a man. Finally an advantage of being a girl. As he murdered people, blood stained his long blonde hair. It took him an hour to wash it out. That was annoying.
Day 2:
Chrollo knew Machi and Shizuku would never let him get away with Shalnark turning into a girl and not letting them go girly things to him. So, after what felt like HOURS of begging, Chrollo caved and let them paint his nails. They were giggling as they applied the light blue polish to his fingernails. Shalnark, on the other hand, seemed annoyed. He did not like that they were taking advantage of the fact that he was a girl now. He had to beg Feitan to help him scratch it off.
Day 3:
Shalnark decided to just not leave his room that day. Nope. He wasn't leaving. Machi and Shizuku had preformed enough torture to scar him for life. Even after Uvogin broke down the door, he still wouldn't leave. Not willingly, anyway. It took the ENTIRE TROUPE to pull him out of his room. He was already done with being a girl. Unfortunately, his new body wasn't done with him.
The next morning,he woke up, and without feeling his ridiculously long blonde hair. He took off his shirt, and saw his chest was back to normal. He was already done with being a girl? This was too good to be true! But why? Suddenly, he heard a girly scream from Feitan's room.
Oh, God.
