It was a day in London yet again, and Arsène Lupin was sitting in the John Phoenix Omnibus with no clients and no money and no food.

Lupin wanted to steal, but no one would pay him to do it, so he didn't know what to do. That's when Lupin had an idea!

Lupin would steal... for himself!

Lupin went down the street and found Inspector Tobias Gregson, who was sipping tea outside Scotland Yard.

"Top of the mornin', Mr. Lupin," said Gregson.

Lupin stuck his hand into Gregson's fish and chips and and pulled out one of the chips and ate it.

"Oi, what are you eatin' at me fish n' chips for?" said Gregson.

"I am stealing it. I'm stealing it 'cause I'm a thief! A hungry thief! You just got stolen from by ARSÈNE LUPIN!" Lupin tipped his hat smugly.

"Why, that's illegal, that is."

"Wait what?"

"You're under arrest, sunshine."

"NOOOOO!" Lupin got handcuffed and taken to jail.

The End

Epilogue

Lupin escaped from jail.

"I will win some day!"

The End!