Harry tore down the dirty road which led to Hogsmeade Village. He was driving a turquoise 57 Chevy. It had been a present from Sirius. Harry remembered how it showed up in the school grounds one day with a note on it that read,

"Harry, your dad and I use to roll out in this car every Saturday night! I restored it to its former glory. Go and be a real man!" Love, Seriously BLACK!"

He pulled in-front of the Hog's Head and let the music on the car radio play for a while. Fatts Domino, one of the Seven Kings of Rock and Roll, was blasting through his radio as he sat back and enjoyed the sweet sounds of classic R&B. He then revved the engine a few times in order to show how much of a man he was. A group of students poured out of the bar and flocked towards the shining vehicle of pure, timeless, unadulterated awesomeness.

"Boy Harry, that sure is a cool car," said Ron as he looked at the rims. "You gonna pimp it out with some spinners? Maybe make it a low rider? Or how about chop the top and instal some killer bass speakers!" Harry, got out of the car and patted Ron on the head like he was an adorable little puppy.

"Listen up everyone! I've got money to spend so I'm gonna treat all of you to some real drinks! None of that watered down Fire Whiskey. I'm talking about some Jack Daniels! Straight from our boys from the U.S!" Everyone cheered as they fallowed Harry into the bar. Lynard Skynard's Gimme Three Steps was blazing from the jukebox as Harry stepped up to the bar and laid his money down. What he didn't realize was that the Hog's head recently got itself a new bartender. Cho Chang, who was wearing a tight shirt which pressed firmly against her massive breasts stood behind the bar and served Harry his drink.

"Hey Cho! I didn't know you worked here," said Harry as he swallowed his drink in one gulp.

"Yeah, I started working here last week," she said as she handed him another shot.

"Well that's damn fine! I wish you luck," he said. Everyone was carrying on and having a good time until the doors were burst wide open causing the cold air to rush in. Draco Malfoy, accompanied by his two new sidekicks, Horace and Jasper, stepped into the bar.

"Which one of you owns that piece of shit car outside," said Draco. Harry stepped up from the bar and starred Draco dead in the eyes.

"By God that's me! Now if you don't like my car, that's fine, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit hear and listen to you talk shit about her!" Cho grabbed his arm.

"Harry no! Don't start a fight or this place might get closed down." Harry, realizing a battle would end badly for Cho if the bar ended up being shut down, sat back in his seat and ordered another round.

"That's right. Listen to your whore! She clearly as the brains of the operation," said Draco. He sat down at the bar as Horace and Jasper stood guarding him. "You sure are a sweet looking whore though," he said, "I wouldn't mind fucking that wet pussy of yours while my boys face fuck you." Horace and Jasper laughed in unison. Cho did not let Draco's rude words affect her as she served him his drink. "Yeah, I bet you need a good fuckin though. I bet ever since Cedric was killed, your pussy is probably drier than a pile of dead leaves!" This pushed Cho over the edge. She thew her drink in Draco's face. "Graa! You BITCH!" He stood up and grabbed Cho by the front of her shirt. Just then, Harry tapped Draco on the shoulders. The minute he turned around, Harry punched him hard in the face. "Graaa! Horace! Jasper! GET EM BOYS!"

"You two just better step down!" said Harry as he got into a fighting stance. Horace swung wildly, but missed as Harry ducked under the blow. Jasper came in front the left for a side-swipe attack, but Harry grabbed his arm and pulled it behind his back.

"WOOOOH!" roared Jasper as the pain was too much. Harry threw Jasper forwards causing him to collide into Horace. Just then, Draco regained his composer as he approached Harry.

"Enough! You and me Harry! How do you want it?" he asked. Ron quickly put in his two cents.

"What do you mean? You guys have to have a wizard's duel!" Harry put his hand up to silence Ron.

"Be quiet Ron! Let us adults talk." He then put up his dukes and got into a super fighting stance. "Let's go. Rough and tumble. No holds bar!" he said.

"So be it!" replied Draco as he raised up his fists. He punched Harry hard in the face, yet he did not draw blood. Harry came back hard as his fist caved into the side of Draco's face, yet he was still standing tall. Draco released a low blow as he tried attacking Harry's ribs. It was a mighty barrage of blows, yet Harry stayed the course and continued to toe the line. Harry pulled back his fist and delivered a power punch right towards Draco's noise. His noise broke as blood sprayed everywhere.

"Grraah! My father will hear about this! Come on Horace, Jasper, we're leaving!" They left the bar in shame. Everyone cheered as Cho brought Harry in for a passionate kiss.

It had been a week since the fight with Draco at the Hog's Head. Harry once again pulled up to the bar and walked in. This time however, everyone had a gloomy expression as they sat somberly and drank their drinks.

"Hey, what's the deal?" asked Harry.

"It's Draco," said Cho, "He told his father about the ass-beating you gave him, and now his father is gonna close down the bar!" A loud rumble could be heard from outside. As harry, along with Cho, stepped outside to see what the noise was, they saw Draco driving up in a red, 73 Pontiac Firebird.

"Looks like you're not the only one with a cool car Potter!" said Draco as he shut off the engine and stepped out.

"What's this I hear about your father shutting down the bar?" asked harry.

"That's right! My father is going to bulldoze this shit-hole and make room for a new mini-mall. Cho grabbed onto Harry, hoping that he would wake her from this nightmare of losing the bar. Harry sensed Cho's concern as he squeezed her close to his body once before letting go.

"Alright Draco. Let's you and me lay it down. What will it take for Cho to keep her bar?" Draco thought about it for a moment before coming to a conclusion.

"You and me will have ourselves a race through the school grounds. The first one who completes three laps around the castle wins."

"Agreed! If I win, Cho keeps her bar, and if you win..."

"I get Cho," said Draco. Harry immediately placed himself between Cho and her potential rapist.

"Think again pretty-boy!" To Harry's surprise, Cho placed a hand on his arm as if to call him off.

"It's OK Harry. I know you'll win," she said.

"That doesn't matter. I'm not going to gamble when its you that's on the line," said Harry. Cho, feeling an overwhelming sense of affection towards Harry, kissed him softly on the cheek.

"I believe in you Harry," she said. Reluctantly, Harry agreed to Draco's terms.

The next day, a crowd of people gathered around the grounds as Harry and Draco prepared for battle.

"Patsy! Get your ass over here! You're riding shot-gun with me!" called Draco. Patsy slithered towards her lover as they started making out. She then got in the passengers side as she waited for Draco. "See you at the finish line loser!" shouted Draco as he got in his Pontiac.

"Harry, I want to ride shot gun with you," said Cho.

"Can't do that pretty girl," said Harry as he was checking the engine, "Draco and I are about to lay it down. I don't want you to get caught in the cross fire."

"But Patsy is riding with Draco," she persisted, "I just want to be with my man during the big race." Harry slammed the hood of the car down.

"Alright Cho. You can ride along. But just play it cool alright?" she smiled as she got into the car, fallowed shortly by Harry. Draco leaned out of his window and shouted at Harry while revving his engine.

"You can't handle what I got Potter!" Just then Hagrid, who was wearing a wife-beater... and nothing else, stepped out of his cabin.

"Hey! Keep it down over there! I'm trying to jack off!" His fully erect penis looked like a battle hardened war hammer that even Thor would pay homage to.

Ginny, who was flagging them, raised her arms in the air signaling them to get ready. Their engined roared with anticipation as the crowed waiting for the show to start. The minute Ginny dropped her hands to her side, both Harry and Draco tore down the grounds leaving smoke in their wake.

They were crusin side by side as Harry's Chevy was workin overtime trying to ride steady with Draco's Firebird. Draco shifted into overdrive as his Firebird gained a burst of speed. Yet Harry stayed true to his school as he drifted on down the line. His tired spun on the wet grass as she drifted sideways. Although Draco's Firebird was burning the field with hits mighty speed, Harry's smooth driving skills placed him in the lead as he drifted in front of Draco. They completed their first lap in style.

"Woooh! Harry won!" shouted Ron. Ginny whispered something in his ear so he could hear it over the crowed.

"He has to complete two more circuits? Oh dear!"

Harry still maintained the lead as they were halfway down the field.

"Fuck this! Patsy, take the wheel!" shouted Draco as he pulled a gun out of his jacket. He leaded out the window and aimed at Harry's back tire.

"Harry! Draco's got a gun!" shouted Cho as she saw Draco from the side mirror.

"You just hold on pretty-lady. I'll take care of him." He shifted into reverse and slammed his foot hard on the pedal. His car smashed into the front of Draco's Pontiac, causing Draco to drop the gun.

"Graaah! Move bitch!" shouted Draco as he got back in the driver's seat. Harry continued to drive backwards, which caused him to push back Draco's car a couple hundred feet. He then shifted to neutral and drove. Mud sprayed from his spinning tired which flung all over Draco's clean Firebird. Finally, Harry shifted into drive and rode on leaving Draco covered in mud.

"Damn you Potter!" shouted Draco as he tried to catch up with him. Unfortunately for Harry, he was not away that Draco had his Pontiac costume fitted with super charged nitro. Draco zoomed past Harry with a burst of nitro speed as he crossed the line.

"He's too fast Harry! What are we gonna do!" shouted Cho over the roar of the engine. Harry, seeing the castle was merely a few yards away, got an idea.

"Hold on! I know a short cut!" He drove off the main track and headed towards a small ramp which was facing the fourth floor window. His Chevy flew off the ramp and crashed into the castle.

"Harry! What are you doing!"

"Relax honey. Just play it cool," said Harry as he drove down the fourth floor corridor. Students inside began to scream as Harry's Chevy roared down the hallway like a fuckin BEAST!

"Harry! Look!" Cho pointed to a large window at the end of the corridor.

"That would be our exit!" shouted Harry. He took one hand off the wheel as he and Cho's hand came together in a firm grip. They were mere inches away from crashing through the fourth floor window as they screamed in unison.

"OH MY GAAAAAAAAAWD!" A wave of broken glass fell towards the grounds as Harry's Chevy flew in the air. Draco was about to cross the finish line, but just then Harry came tumbling down right in front of him with a loud BOOM SHAKA LAKA! Everyone screamed with joy as Harry stepped out of the smoking hot car fallowed by Cho. Draco's Pontiac soon pulled up beside Harry as Draco gout of it.

"Potter! You fuckin cheated! You-" Before he could finish, Harry punched him hard in the balls. "oooohhh! My boys!"

"That's for bringing a gun to a car fight!" said Harry as he towered over Draco's hunched over body.

" "Keep your bloody bar! Come on boys! We're leaving!"

Later that night, Harry and Cho drove up to Make Out Paradise and danced by the light of the car's headlights.

"Oh Harry," said Cho as she rested herself against Harry's firm body, "When I'm with you, I see stars." Harry pulled her in close as they swayed from side to side.

"Baby, when I'm with you, I feel like a star." They kissed as The Ventures "Sleep Walking" played through the car radio.