Harry was cruzin down the road in his 57 Chevy. He was looking for trouble, and by God that's exactly what he found. He pulled into a bar about ten miles down the line from Hogwarts. It was a ruin down looking place with broken windows and faded paint. But the people inside were more than happy to welcome a new face. Harry walked into the bar and noticed a beautiful girl pole dancing on center stage. She had long red hair that flowed over her body as she made love to the pole. Harry sat at a table near the stage and watched the woman preform. She danced towards him, enticing him with her youth. Harry reached into his pocket and laid down five dollars as a sign of good gesture. The woman smiled as she make the money disappeared between her breasts.
"Now that's a damn good trick," said Harry as he ordered a shot of Scotch. The woman finished dancing and joined Harry at the table.
"I haven't seen you around here before," she said.
"I'm just a stranger passing by," said Harry as he finished his Scotch with one gulp and ordered two more, one for him, the other for her.
"Got a name?" she asked. Her eyes were glued to harry as he finished his second shot with equally fast speed.
"Just call me Harry. What's yours?"
"It's-" before she could answer, the door burst open as three rough men entered the bar
"Misty! What are you doin talkin to this punk!?" called out one of the men. He was tall and wearing a leather jacket, so obviously he was the leader
"I can talk to whomever I want David!" shouted Misty as she turned away from Harry and faced the three men.
"Oh? Is that so? Well this guy won't be talkin for long after I break his jaw!" David towered over Harry, yet Harry remained perfectly cool as he slowly got to his feet.
"I don't want any trouble. I'm just passing on through."
"Well too bad cause you got TROUBLE!" David threw a punch, which Harry easily blocked.
"I think you better just settle down David," said Harry as he held onto David's fist tight.
"Fuck YOUUUUUU!" David swung with his left, but Harry ducked under it then upper-cutted David's jaw, which lifted him into the air and smashed him back down on the floor.
"Graaaah! Get him you bastards!" roared David as he held his hand to his jaw.
"With pleasure boss!" said the two men as the both cracked their knuckles. They both swung wildly but Harry easily dodged them. He kicked one of the men in the face, which caused him to die. The other man pulled out a gun, but Harry used a hook kick to grab the gun from him. He kicked the gun up in the air, kicked off his shoes, grabbed the gun with his feet and shot the man using his big toe to pull the trigger. At this point David was in shock.
"You think you're so big and bad! I'm Dave the Fave, leader of the Bad-Lads! I'm gonna come back here with my entire gang and we're gonna burn this place to the ground!" He left just as he came in, making a lot of noise. Misty ran to Harry and give him a kiss.
"Thanks for saving me, but what are we gonna do now?"
"We wouldn't have had to do anything if that stranger hadn't of showed up!" said the bartender. "Why don't you just get on out of here!"
"Now wait a minute," said Harry, "Maybe I can help you guys out."
"You've done enough damage! Just get the hell out of here!" Harry slowly put back on his shoes and started to leave. He was about to reach his car when Misty caught up with him.
"Don't go Harry! Bruno didn't mean what he said. We need you!"
"I'm sorry pretty-girl, but I don't want to start anymore trouble for you. I better be movin on," He gave Misty a good-bye kiss as he got in his car and drove away.
Harry had been driving for several hours listening to the radio. Try as he might, he couldn't get Misty out of his head. The beauty of her face was beyond his wildest dreams. But he could risk the chance of the Bad-Lads burning down the bar because of his rough actions. He drove on as the radio continued to play.
"You're listening to Wolfman JACK! We're breakin all the rules and playin all the hits from 1955 to 1978! We've got a request coming at ya from Big Bruno's Bar! It looks like he's got a message. He says, Harry, wherever you are, I didn't mean all those mean things I said. We need your help. Misty needs your help. The Bad-Lads will be here at dawn and they want trouble whether you're here or not." Harry didn't think twice. He shifted into reverse and did an extreme U-turn and headed towards the bar.
He reached the bar just before sunrise. Bruno and Misty were sitting outside, hoping he'd show up. Their wait was not in vain. The minute Harry got out of the car Misty ran towards him and put her arms around him.
"Harry! I knew you's come back!"
"I forgot to pay my tab," said Harry as he gentle pushed Misty away. "You and Bruno better just get out of here. I don't want you two to be caught in the cross fire." To Harry's surprise, Bruno pulled out a shogun and looked like he was ready for business.
"If there's gonna be a rumble, then I'm ready," he said.
"Alright Bruno. We'll take em all." said Harry as he stood next to Bruno in-front of the rising sun. Just then, about fifty motorcycles drove up to the bar. The riders were dressed in leather carrying chains, knifes and guns. They shouted out their fierce battle cry as their engines tore through the morning calm. When they stopped, four men, the biggest and toughest looking ones, got off their bikes and walked towards Harry and Bruno.
"Which one of you killed Dave the Fave?" asked one of the men.
"That was me, but he was looking for trouble," answered Harry. Without warning, all four men pulled out guns and started firing. Harry quickly did a super dragon kick which not only made the bullets change course, but kicked the guns out of each of the attackers.
"LET'S GET EM BOYS!" shouted one of the men. From that moment on, it was a total free-for-all. Harry was busy fighting five guys at once while Bruno fired his shotgun into the crowd. One of the men caught Harry from behind, but he was able to flip him over and break his neck using the five-point-palm technique. Bruno was in an intense gun fight with ten of the men as they circled him on all sides. It didn't look good until Bruno revealed the gun's secret compartment which transformed the shotgun into a shotgun-blade. He ran violently towards the crowd, slicing and shooting any that got in his way. Harry was facing seven Asian guys, who just happened to know Kung Fu. The Asians fought well, but they could not withstand Harry's mighty blows.
The fight continued like that for over ten minutes until all of the Bad-Lads were laid to waste. The bar was saved, and it wasn't even time for breakfast.
"Thanks for coming back Harry," said Bruno as he put away his shotgun-blade, "You're always welcome here."
"Thanks, but I think it's time for me to go."
"Oh Harry! Will I ever see you again?" asked Misty. Harry put his arm around her, warming her body from the cold morning air.
"Now don't you worry little lady. I'll head back this way by and by. Think of me when you look at the morning sun." With that, Harry got in his car and drove back to school.
