Harry and Ron were hanging out in Potions Class. Snape, who had recently been killed by Harry, had been replaced by the ghost of Vincent Price. He floated coolly across the room, not really paying much attention. His thoughts lingered on the hot ghost sex he would have with the Gray Lady later that afternoon. The Gray Lady was known as a real slammer, someone who knew how to please a man and then shut them down. Price was the only ghost who could ride the wild stallion that was the Gray Lady. His ghost body knew the ways of the ghost. He knew what to and what not to do in order to give the Gray Lady her thrills.
"Hey Price! You gonna shut down the Gray Lady tonight?" asked Harry. He had already finished brewing his Classic Coke Potion, which he was now drinking.
"Why yes. I do believe that the Gray Lady and I will ride the waves of the white ocean tonight," said Price as he twirled his ghost mustache. Ron, who was busy staring at Alison's 36-ZZZZ tits, wished desperately that he was man enough to make a move. Harry caught Ron's obvious stare and decided to intervene.
"Come on Ron. Why don't you go over there and tell Alison how you feel?" said Harry. He made his voice loud enough for Alison to hear. Alison turned to Ron and shrieked when she noticed that he was raping her with his eyes.
"Not in a zillion years Ronny-boy!" she called out. Everyone laughed, except for Harry who immediately stood up.
"All of you better just tread lightly! So my boy Ron can't get it up, so what? All he needs is a little help! And I think I know just who can do it too!" He sat back down and pulled out his cellphone. After sending a few text messages, he turned to face Ron. "Alright Ronny-baby, you and I are gonna take a trip this afternoon. I know someone who can really help out." Vincent, who was still floating near Harry's desk, spoke up.
"Harry my boy, I hope you're not taking him to see her. Are you?"
"Don't worry Price. She might be a wildcat, but I know how to handle her. Just like how you can handle the Gray Lady." They both laughed and exchanged fist pumps. Harry went right through him.
Later that night, Harry and Ron were on the corner of 34th and Vine. It was a rough place filled with broken dreams and broken men. Harry did not fear the street's bad reputation. He knew how to roll out! They stood in-front of an apartment. Harry pushed the button.
"I'm here to see Madam Elvira. Tell her it's Cum-Gun Harry." The ground Harry and Ron were standing on gave way. They slid down a long tunnel. Harry was being a man about it, but Ron was screaming like a zebra getting eaten by a lion. They both landing on red velvet armchairs. Moments later, Elvira walked out to greet them. She wrapped her arms around Harry and squeezed him close to her body. Harry brought his hand down to her ass and lifted her up. Elvira instantly wrapped her legs around him as Harry dry humped her. Ron was just sitting there with his limp dick in his hands, trying desperately to get it up. Elvira took her eyes off Harry to look at his friend. The moment she saw him, she understood completely why Harry had brought him here.
"Alright kid. Let me see your palm. I gotta know just how big, or in your case, how little, your problem is." Ron was nervous beyond belief. He couldn't take his eyes off of Elvira's massive tits. Even Alison's paled in comparison. Elvira, who was quickly becoming impatient, grabbed his hand and studied his palm.
"Hmmm. Yeah, I see the problem. I know just what you need to get that dick of yours working." She went to her potion cabinet and brought over a bottle of pink liquid. Ron held his nose and closed his eyes as he drank down the brew. Instantly, his dick shot off like a rocket. He was as hard as a hammer. John Henry's hammer to be precise. He lunged for Elvira, yet her body was not for him. She kicked him hard in the face. It really hurt too because of her spiked stilettos Harry grabbed Ron and led him out.
"Thanks Elvira. I owe you one." said Harry as he and Ron left. While on the street, Ron was busy trying to make out with every girl he saw. None of them were interested. Yet, his sex drive could not be denied. It blinded him from everything and everyone. In the midst of his super lust, he made the mistake of grabbing a police officer's dick and giving it a tug-ah-lug. The cop was so mad that he grabbed Ron's fuck potion and smashed it down on the streets.
"Nooo!" shouted Ron as he fell to the ground trying to suck up the potion as it evaporated on the warm pavement. He bit into the pavement, cutting his teeth and breaking his jaw as he did.
"Well Ron, I tried. I'm gonna have to get out of here. Alison and I have a hot date." Harry pulled out his wand and vanished, leaving Ron alone on 34th and Vine as his bloody mouth continued trying to suck up the already gone potion.
