Miz-K Productions presents:
Moé Ninja Girls:
Moé Ninja Baseball
Inning 1 - The Ninja Nine
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn…" A boy in brown hair yawns. He was walking to school, while the cherry blossoms fall.
Spring is here. And with it, new adventures for all of us. Things have been different, since our battle with the Yatagarasu. But now, those days are over. We're free to live a nice fulfilling life in Mizaki School. And as for me, I'm happy to begin anew, as a part of Ninja Seeking Club.
He arrived at the school building, as he narrated, "As I arrived at the gate, I noticed something going on." A group of boys were wearing white and orange baseball uniforms, handing out fliers.
"Whoa! Baseball players in Mizaki School?" He asked.
A girl in blonde hair said, "Oh, yeah, it's that time again."
"Time for what?"
"New members for the clubs. The Baseball Club seems to be losing members." She said, "Last year, they had a huge roster in their club; almost all seniors. Now there's only 5 members left. And Enju says that the club is due to disband."
He said, "That's a shame."
By the way, since the new school year has started, things have changed, after the Ninja Seeking Club ended the Yatagarasu, for good. Lily & Tengge graduated, and we only have very few members left. It's just two members. But it feels like we missed them, already. They do visit Mizaki School, now and then.
"Hey, Kazuki! We gotta go!" The girl cheered, "We don't want to be late!"
He said, "Oh! Right." He stepped into the building.
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At the classroom, Kazuki was sitting in his desk, relaxing. He said, "Well, spring has come, but… that usually means the start of baseball season. Our Mizaki High Baseball team is facing disbandment… but that's fine. Hope they get new members."
Yamabuki asked him, "Baseball? Oh, ya mean the Mizaki High Baseball Club? Yeah… that team's been strugglin', since last year."
Akari said, "Didn't you hear? The team is going to disband its club… on account that last season was terrible."
Yamabuki smiled, "Not ta mention that there are only five students in the club, all seniors. Ya need nine players."
"True." He said, "But I don't think we fit the caliber of baseball."
Akari sighed, "Well, I was going to, if not for Mom's disapproval… on the grounds that… uh…" she blushed, "Well, Mom actually lied. It wasn't because it's dangerous."
He said, "It wasn't? Why?"
Akari confessed, "Well… You see…"
Enju stopped her and cried, "NO! Say nothing to him!" She glared at him, as he said, "What? You know, too?"
Enju said, "Yes. And I'll thank you not to ask why, you hentai!"
She's right. If it's personal, I'll leave it alone.
Yamabuki stated, "Her bras kept ripping off, every time."
He gasped, as Enju cried, "SUOU-SAN?!" Akari blushed, as Ricka sighed, "Figures."
He cried, "Why? Why didn't you say that your brars explode? Haven't you ever heard of a sports bra? They are durable."
Enju stated, "That's not it at all. I told her that, but…" She cleared her throat, "Well… That, too, met its demise."
Wow… bras are Akari's enemies? Well, her beautiful big breasts are the reason why. But I sometimes don't see what, why, and how Akari won't join a club. We're happy that she's with us.
Akari said, "Well, now you know the truth… let's keep it personal. Kazuki, please don't mention it to others."
Kazuki said, "It's fine. You're better off being in the Ninja Seeking Club, that's all."
Akari nodded, but then frowned, "Yeah…" She thought, as she was worried, "Still, I wonder what baseball is like."
Class started, as Akari pondered. Enju glared at Kazuki, "I'll deal with you three later."
"Three?!" Kazuki asked.
"You, Akari, and Yamabuki." Enju stared at him, in cold malice.
Oh, boy… I deserved that.
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At the club room, we were all in our seats. As of now, there are nine members of the club. As I said, Lily & Tengge left us. And after this year, Myu & Cy will run the club, by themselves.
Akari stated, as she was concerned, "I know this isn't something we'd talk about, but… The Ninja Seeking Club must help. We can try something new, while we have club activities."
Enju asked, "There's a first. Anything you suggest?"
Akari said, "Well… It's about the Baseball Club."
The others gasped in shock. Nanao asked, "B-Baseball? I, uh, don't know if I could do that."
Johnny remarked, "Nope… but I was hoping to play sports, other than ninja skills."
Myu gasped, "HAU?! Baseball?"
Cy said, "Hm. I see… Twy someding new?"
Enju cried, "Out of the question! Akari, we can't join the Baseball Club!"
Kazuki said, "I second. Besides, we already have members in our club. We can't disband for baseball."
Akari replied, "Yes, we can! We won't disband the club, but we can pull double, NO, triple duty! Yamabuki's in the Comics Club, and Nanao's in the Archery Club. Enju's with Student Council, and-."
Enju cried, "AND THAT'S MY POINT! Can a student council member play baseball?! I don't have anyone in sports clubs. I wish they did, but still… You forget the situation!"
Akari asked, "What is it?"
Enju whispered, "What if they find out who we really are?"
Akari said, "Oh, right…" Akari then pouted and muttered, "Nuts… And I was hoping to play baseball."
Kazuki stepped in and said, "Well, let's go see the club, and help out. Akari and I will check them out, and maybe learn a few basic terms."
Akari cheered, "OH?! YOU WILL?"
I couldn't stand to see Akari unhappy.
Johnny said, "I'll come with you. I was thinking of broadening my strength, after the training Miss Student Council Head has given me."
Johnny only gets running, and nothing else. That's good, since the Hag has been training all of us.
Yamabuki sighed, "Nah, can't. I'm just gonna work on my next comic."
Nanao added, "And I have an MMORPG waiting for me, after school."
Nerds. No athletic prowess, whatsoever. Yamabuki, I cannot understand, though.
Kazuki said, "If anyone else wants to go, we can ask the Baseball Club to let us watch."
Enju said, "Stating the fact that there are five members, maybe having the clubs cosign together to create a new baseball team would be great. But I fear that the boys may not accept you."
He said, "What do you mean? I'm still athletic!"
Enju stated, "And that's just it! Miss Kikuko trained you as a ninja, not a pro athlete!"
She got me there.
Enju continued, "Besides, I'm sure we can add Johnny and you to the team."
Akari cheered, "And me! I can join the baseball team!"
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"No way!"
After school, Akari was shocked, as a male ballplayer in black hair told her off. "No girls allowed!"
Well, that was quick. Akari, Enju, and I went to the Baseball Club, and we got our answer.
The other players were bummed, but they didn't want girls to play baseball. Akari whined, "Why not?"
The second player, in red hair, added, "Because, you girls would be distracting. Not to mention that you, the Ninja Seeking Club, are too busty. That'll really distract the players on our team."
The girls blushed, as he said, "I agree… but I'm afraid that your team is about to disband."
Enju stated, "He's right. Baseball season's around the corner, and… unless you gather more players, you'll have to disband."
The first ballplayer cried, "But… This is what we love! Why aren't they enrolling us? We want them to join, so badly!"
Enju said, "Well, that's the big issue. Most of our students are still considering options. Plus, you have lots to go, before you graduate, this year."
Kazuki said, "How about we give Akari a shot? She can help you boost morale, and bring in men to your club."
Akari gasped, "Me?"
The second ballplayer said, "Hmm… have Miss Hanao join the club, and bring in new players? That can work. We'll think about it." he added, "But if you have a club member named John Spencer, no deal."
He asked, "He's in our club. Why? What do you have against him?"
"Well, one time, we tried him out for the team… and he got a huge base hit, which leads to a triple. However, he was out at first base."
"What happened?"
"He ran down the right foul line, all the way to the wall."
Idiot…
"Alright. We won't invite him. But I will bear him the bad news."
"He already knows. And how about you, Miss Saion-Ji? Ever thought of joining our club, too?"
Enju glared at them, "Perverts!" She walked off, as Kazuki narrated, "Well, figures. I think they want to recruit new members, using the girls as eye candy. I like that, but it's just… wrong."
Akari stepped in and shouted, "Listen, I know you won't accept me as a baseball player, but this is my one chance, before I graduate and leave the Ninja Seeking Club! I'll train twice as hard to play baseball, and maybe join your team, before they fade away! Give me a chance! I'll prove it!"
She walked off, as the players resumed their activities. Enju asked her, "What was that about?"
Akari sniffled, "I don't know… but…"
Kazuki said, "No need. We'll train you. In fact, we can practice some baseball, while we have Ninja Seeking Club activities."
Enju gasped, "WHAT?"
Akari smiled, "Oh, thank you!" She jumped for joy, as her breasts were bouncing up and down.
She's happy, and moreover, I'm happy. Her happy little dance made her huge breasts jump for joy…
Enju stared at him, "As much as I want to slap you, you did make Akari happy. You just don't want her to be sad."
He said, "I have a thing for making girls smile… especially her."
"Then why were you staring?"
He gulped, as she snarled, "I'm just lucky that Tengge-san's not here!" She then thought, "OH! If we're going to practice, I should…"
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That afternoon, Enju met with Lily Fuma & Tengge Yomoda, two tall girls, one with dark blue hair and light skin, and one with long purple hair and tan skin. Lily was in a white dress and black skirt, and Tengge was in a black shirt, green jacket, and black shorts.
Lily asked, "So, Akari wants to play baseball?"
Enju said, wearing her light purple outfit, "Yeah… unfortunately, the boys snubbed her, saying no girls can be allowed to play. I don't blame them, but yeah. It is fair. Plus, it saved us from exposing us to normal people."
Lily said, "Well, once Akari starts something, she doesn't stop."
Tengge giggled, "Yeah… like old times. Perhaps we can join them? I hear that you girls will be practicing."
Enju said, "The Baseball Club said that they'll let us borrow the diamond, for tomorrow. Kikuko-san will be coaching us, of course. Will you assist us in playing baseball?"
Lily said, "Sure. We'll come visit."
Enju added, "Oh, one more thing… make sure that you keep her on a leash."
Tengge replied, "Oh… I think you meant me. I'll be nice. I won't make a move on him, you know." She winked and giggled.
Enju sighed in disdain, "That's what I am afraid of."
And so, the Ninja Seeking Club reunited, to help play baseball, just to prove the club wrong. Akari wants to play so badly. It's too bad that she doesn't know how to play.
The next day, we were at the baseball diamond, as every member of the Ninja Seeking Club and the Hag were present. We figured we wanted to show these jerks that these girls can excel at baseball.
Cy smiled, "YAY! Onii-chan, wet's pway!"
Nanao blushed, "Ugh… What a day."
The girls were in white shirts and blue bloomers, except for Myu & Cy, who are wearing red bloomers.
Kazuki said, "Okay, girls. We're doing this for Akari, after all. For now, we're going to wait for Lily & Tengge to arrive."
Kikuko, wearing her black and white PE tracksuit, said to him, "Lad, tell me… Are you sure that we are playing baseball? The lot doesn't know the first thing about this sport."
Kazuki said, "Right… Anyways, does anyone know what baseball is?"
Johnny said, "I have seen it. It's a game that has nine people on the field, and when you play…"
Johnny went on to tell us the rules of baseball. Minutes passed, as the girls learned how to play. Even Cy. I forget that she can analyze the game.
Johnny said, "That's the game of baseball, ladies and ninjas."
Kikuko yawned, "Good… then you wasted about ten minutes of practice… Bloody idiot!"
Lily called, "Sorry we're late!" She and Tengge appeared, wearing green tracksuits. She said, "So, have you started practice yet?"
Kazuki smiled, "You're just in time. We're just about to start practice, after we learn more about baseball."
Yamabuki grinned, "Imagine, we can be the first women to play in Koshien."
Tengge smiled, "OH? Well, we hope that becomes a dream, Yamabuki."
Lily added, "Alright… It looks like we got the right amount of players…" She counted, "1… 2… 3… … … Twelve players."
Kikuko said, "Sorry, but I'm not playing. As teacher and master, I will play coach."
Well, she is right to train us. She'll just supervise. Hag should play baseball video games.
Kazuki said, "Alright. Let's start some field practice!"
Lily called, "HOLD IT! First, we do some stretches. Then we go out on the field, before we play."
The club decided to do some exercises, supervised by Cy, to stretch out their bodies.
"Wan, tew, twee, foh!"
"One, two, three, four!"
They continued to do 20 stretches. They finished, as Cy called, "Wight! Now, 50 arm stwetches, people!"
The club gasped, "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"
And after Cy's tortuous exercises, we were ready to play on the field. First, we started with a little field practice. Knowing us as ninjas, we are excellent throwers. Well…
Myu threw the ball, but dropped it to the ground, after one measly inch. "Haaaaaaaaau…"
Almost everyone.
Enju called, "Throw to first here, Machiyuki-san!"
Ricka threw the ball from second base to first base, but the ball whizzed past Enju. Enju griped, "MACHIYUKI-SAN!"
Ricka moaned, "You didn't say where."
Enju grumbled, as she cried, "I meant throw it to me!"
Ricka threw another ball, but Enju missed the catch. She griped, "Oh, come on!"
Well, our throwing arms are powerful and well-built… but our aim needs work. Not to mention our throws.
Next, we did some baserunning. Everyone has to run around the diamond, 9 times, from Home Plate to first, second, and third, and back.
The club started running, as a lot of the girls were excellent runners. Unfortunately, Johnny, Nanao, and Myu were slowing down.
Myu's staggering a bit, but Johnny and Nanao, I cannot say much. They may be training to be ninjas, but…
"My legs hurt!" Nanao sobbed, as she reached second base.
Johnny was still at first base, moaning, "Can't go on… Must… rest…"
Kikuko huffed, "Out of all the Ninja Seeking Club, you're the only member to not reach first base… and on your first lap, lad!"
He bawled, "Nooooooooooooo!"
Needless to say, I guess this is why Johnny was blacklisted from the Baseball Club.
Cy, Akari, Enju, Ricka, Tengge, Lily, and myself finished the nine laps… Myu was reaching third base on her final lap… Nanao was staggering to first base… and Johnny…
Nanao walked over Johnny and said, "Pardon me…" and went to second base. Johnny was lying near first base.
He didn't even move, after he made it to the second lap. Worse of all, Nanao was at lap #5 of her run.
"MEDIC!" Nanao gasped, as she fell to the ground. Myu reached home and panted and wheezed.
Kazuki said, "Yeah… We're not doing so well, are we?"
The others said, "Nope."
Tengge asked, "Wait, where's Yamabuki?"
Yamabuki was sitting in the bleachers, as she was drawing, watching the action. Akari called, "HEY! Yamabuki! Why aren't you running with us?"
Yamabuki said, "Are ya kidding? I wanna witness this action, from the stands! Ya were running so beautifully, I had to remember this moment."
Akari cried, "COME ON! Run with us, so you can practice with us!"
Yamabuki said, "NO, thanks."
Kikuko called, "Lazy bum. Get down here, or else!"
Yamabuki replied, "Why should I? I'm still a skilled runner, fam. Besides, I get my training from Beretta and the others."
Kazuki sighed, "Still, how are you going to play baseball, if you don't practice with us?"
Yamabuki huffed, "Practice sucks. Ninjutsu, yes, but other sports, no."
Enju stated, "She has a point. Ninjas shouldn't even be baseball players."
Yamabuki called, "So, I'm boycotting myself from practice! Ya guys are pushing fer Akari. So, I'm rootin' fer ya!"
Tengge winked, "I'll handle this…" She called, "Yamabuki… If you run around the bases, each time, you can play with these…" She wiggled her giant boobs at Yamabuki.
Yamabuki gasped in shock, and then dashed to home plate. She ran around the bases, really fast.
WHOA! That worked.
Enju gasped, "T-Tengge-san?!"
Tengge giggled, "Well… I have been doing this to her, for far too long, I figured I give her somethin-."
GLOMP!
Yamabuki finished and gripped onto her breasts. She cackled, "Ahhhhhh, Tengge-san! You have a bountiful beauty of bosom!"
Tengge shrieked, as Lily cried, "GET OFF HER!"
Apparently, it backfired, and Yamabuki finished in record time. After that, Kikuko lectured her, and practice continued on.
Next up was batting practice. However, none of us learned how to hold a bat.
Kazuki sighed, "I don't think we're getting the hang of this…"
"YO! Kazuki! Guys!" A girl in long light brown hair appeared, wearing a black uniform and purple skirt.
"Oh, Hotaru." He said.
Hotaru asked, "Hey, what's with, like, the sports talk?"
Akari said, "We're playing baseball!"
Hotaru smiled, "OH! That's cool. Any reason why?"
Akari said, "I wanna prove the boys of the Baseball Club wrong, with my skills as a baseball player!"
Hotaru sighed, "Karie, do you like, even know how to play?"
Akari said sadly, "No… But we're learning."
Hotaru smiled, "Well, lemme handle you guys! I can totally teach you some lessons in baseball. Ochatomizu High is starting its own Softball Club, starting this spring."
Great! Hotaru can teach us a lot.
Hotaru asked, "One question… Do any of you, like, know how to play?"
Johnny said, "I do. In fact-."
Hotaru said, "There's your problem. This guy here… He says too much, but knows too little. What you guys need is expert lessons and tips… from an expert."
Lily asked, "Who?"
Hotaru pointed at Cy and said, "Her."
"Fweh?!" Cy gasped.
Oh, right. Hotaru did bring up a point.
Akari asked, "Why Cy?"
Hotaru said, "Well, Cy-Cy is an android, right? So, like, she can be able to totally give you tips and advice on how to play."
Cy asked, "I can, Hotawu? Yew mean…"
Hotaru asked, "Who's Coach around here?"
Kikuko said, "That would be me, love."
Hotaru yelled, "YOU'RE BENCHED! No… Like, you're playing, too. Cy will play as a player and coach!"
Everyone gasped, as Johnny cried, "NANI?!" Kikuko cried out, "WAIT! You can't sack me!"
Kazuki smiled, "Too late. You're playing, too."
Kikuko huffed, "Beaten by technology."
Hotaru's right… which is what we should've done, in the first place.
Nanao glared, "Kazuki, why didn't you suggest that, before?"
The girls glared at him, as he sighed, "Uhh… Well, I didn't think it was needed."
Cy was beaming in happiness, "Me, a coach… A manager fer duh baseball team fer Onii-Chan's team? Dis is fer Akawi, but… Me, a manager!"
Cy was happy, as she was excited to be a manager. In fact, she could be the first non-human manager in pro baseball. Will it help, though? I don't think androids can play baseball. Or can they?
And so, practice continued on, day by day, as we finished day one of our baseball practice. Hag & Hotaru joined in on practice, too, as Hotaru said to me…
"Hey, like, I totes want to join your team, too!" She smiled.
Akari asked, "Are you sure?"
Myu asked, "But you don't even go to this school, Hotaru-senpai."
Hotaru smiled, "I'll ask Venus to let me practice with you guys. In fact, I'll bring some top tier rookies for you guys to try."
Kazuki said, "I guess we have no choice. We're doing this for Akari, after all."
Enju nodded, "Yeah… But can we really leave it to Cy?"
Cy nodded, "HM! Weave this pwactice to me! I'll twain us to become the bess baseball pwayers in Japan!" She puffed her chest and grinned, "Coach Cy to duh wescue!"
We have begun our team formation. Cy is the manager, so she'll be sitting out. Fair enough, since she's an android. And so, we began the formation of the Ninja Seeking Club Baseball Team.
Akari nodded, "We'll be known as… The Ninja Nine!"
The others meekly cheered, "Yeah…"
Well, this is gonna be a long week.
Next chapter preview
(Background of Mizaki School, at night, is shown)
(Akari): HEEEEEEEEEEEY! Hello again, everybody! This is Akari Hanao in the announcer's booth, alongside…
(Enju): Enju Saion-Ji… Ugh… Akari, why are we doing this?
(Akari): I told you! Baseball! I wanna play some baseball!
(Enju): Well, so far, the baseball practice has been… abysmal… but thanks to Kokonohi-san's suggestions, we are able to prepare for real playing.
(Akari): And since no enemies are hunting us, as we speak, it's a little freetime, for everyone.
(Enju): I still say it's a bad idea. What I didn't realize is that Cy gets to play as Manager to the Baseball Team.
(Akari): Well… Hmmm… Cy's too perfect to be in baseball. She is programmed to play baseball, after all.
(Enju): That's cheating.
(Akari): So? Can robots play baseball?
(Enju): NEITHER DOES WOMEN! SO NO!
(Akari): OKAY! OKAY! Ugh… I'm sorry… We should cancel this fanfic, right here.
(Enju): And miss this? We are only doing this to make you happy. Anyways, in the next chapter, Cy takes over as Manager to the Ninja Nine, and our game gets better… or worse. There are still slackers and inept players. But thanks to our skills as ninjas, we are getting better.
(Akari): Well, it's almost like we're having spring training. By the way, I didn't know Hotaru had a softball team.
(Enju): We didn't ask.
Anyways, stay tuned for the second inning of Moé Ninja Baseball - The Expansion Ninja Team.
(Akari): Don't miss it, baseball fans!
