Huntley / Shadow / 4
Rom was looking into the cauldron filled with pink liquid. He had no idea how this was going to be able to bring Harry back, but he knew his woman would be able to figure it out.
"How you playin' on bringin' Harry back babe?" he asked. Hermione was busy going over her notes and didn't answer at first. Ron was use to her being occupied with her work to take notice of her man. After a few minutes, she closed her book.
"All we need is some of the bones from his parents. This is the same potion that brought Voldemort back to life." Ron never would of thought Hermione would ever make a potion so dark and evil, but she had changed ever since Hogwarts. She was a real woman now. WOO!
"Nice plan babe, but if that's the case then we'll still need some blood of one of his enemies. The only one I can think of is Draco." Hermione hadn't thought about that.
"You're right. You'll have to go find Draco and cut him up a bit so we can get his blood." Ron liked it when Hermione talked all rough and sexy. Lucky for him he knew where Draco hung out at.
"I'll go find Draco. You go down to Godric's Hollow and dig up his parents!" They kissed before Ron headed out. The night was cold, but Ron was so hot that the night air would have to bend the knee at how much of a goddamn MAN he was! Ron got in his 54 and rode on down the line.
Draco normally hung out at Tom's Restaurant. Ron knew the place well… mainly because Seinfeld was his favourite show. He parked his car on the street and walked right in, playing it bogart.
Draco was at a both on the far side next to the lady's bathroom. He liked watching the women walk out after they took a piss. It made Draco feel like a man. Well by God he was about to find out what a man was really about!
"Draco! Come over here boy!" Draco looked up from his big salad, a wicked grin covered his face.
"Ron, what brings you down here?" said Draco. Ron sat at the booth across from him.
"Let's cut the small-talk candy-man. I need some of your blood. Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can-"before Ron finished he yanked Draco over the table and started punching his face over and over. "My way!" he shouted. His fists were covered in Draco's blood. He let Draco go. He collected all the blood he needed.
"You think you can walk in here and do this to me? To ME!?" Draco snapped his fingers. Five big brawlers came out of the Men's Room. They were all covered in thick leather jackets, which meant they were bad-asses.
"Allow me to introduce you to my gang; The Circle Jerk Boys!" The men ran towards Ron. Each of them held an oak bat in their hands. They swung at Ron, who dodged with ease. Tables were smashed and windows were shattered as the battle continued. Ron jumped in the air and did a Super-Mega-Man split kick! The attack knocked the heads off of two of the boys. But the remaining three were not about to give up!
One of them pulled out a machine gun and fired at Rom. Ron quickly pulled out his wand.
"Matrixio Reloadio!" he shouted. The bullets stopped in mid-air and then swung back hitting the man in the face! The other two knew they were no match for Ron so they decided to fuse. They got into the fusion position and were about to carry out the technique. Just then, a beautiful woman walked out of the bathroom. She saw the two men trying to fuse and began to laugh.
"See? This is why otakus never get laid!" She then pulled out a gun from her purse and show the two men in the dicks. They weren't using them anyway.
"Where's your gang now Draco?" said Ron as he started walking out the door.
"Wait! they are coming. The Rainbow Knights will kill us all!" said Draco. Ron turned to face him before leaving.
"You think I'm afraid of a bunch of gay knights?... not that there's anything wrong with that!" Ron left Draco, wondering if he'd get the reference. It mattered not. His night-time adventure was over. He only hoped Hermione was having just as much fun.
A/N: If you liked this story then please check out my new series "Manhattan Magic." Also, please check out my website "sagebros" for updates on my current projects that will NOT be fanfics
