The Autobots were having a normal day, and the Decepticons were nowhere to be seen. Perhaps today was going to be a wonderful day!
"No sign of those Decepticrumps anywhere" said Cliffjumper as he looked through a pair of binoculars. "Do you think they might be planning something?" he asked while looking over at Sideswipe.
"I don't fucking care. In fact, who the hell even gives a fuck? All we do is take them down. Why not kill them? Without them being alive, Earth and the entire universe would be safe. If it weren't for that cocksucker Optimus, I could've killed Megatron by now, and his faggot lover Starscream. God damn I want to rip his head off and flush it down the drain." said Sideswipe.
Cliffjumper stood there with an open mouth. He never heard Sideswipe talk like that nor swear. The Autobots never really swore, unless if it involved one of them getting angry or attacked. He rested his hand on Sideswipe's shoulder. "It'll be okay, my friend. They'll be gone from this universe before you know it."
Sideswipe nodded, and turned around to head back downstairs when he saw Optimus Prime looking at his computer. He walked over to Optimus and asked what he was doing.
"Oh nothing much Sides, just looking at some scat porn." said Optimus while moving his mouse left and right while clicking.
"That's nice, I just wanted to say that Cliffjumper and I didn't see those bastards ye-WAIT. Scat porn?" said Sideswipe. Optimus nodded, and Sideswipe stood there scratching his head. He never heard of "scat porn" before. He heard of regular porn before, thanks to Bumblebee and his wild addiction to it. Optimus decided to show Sideswipe what scat porn was all about.
On the computer screen there were two guys taking big amounts of shit and rubbing it all over their faces. Both of them were moaning each other's names like "Bryce!" and "Anthony!". Sideswiped was shocked. He wanted to blow his brains out right then and there. All of his blood and pieces of his brain would be all over the monitor, and Arcee would have to clean all of it up because she's a woman and that's what women do. Clean up after men.
"Good fucking lord!" yelled Sideswipe as he turned around and threw up on the floor. "You're fucking sick, you red piece of shit!"
Optimus ignored him and began to masturbate. Sideswipe was even more shocked by this and walked away from what was shown right behind him.
"I'm gonna fucking kill myself one day." said Sideswipe.
Later that day, the Decepticons were planning an attack against the Autobots. Megatron was giving each Decepticon an order.
"Now then, Starscream." he said looking up from his giant ass motherfucking desk. Starscream was off in dreamland, not giving a fuck about what Megatron had to say. Megatron threw a rock at his head. Now he got his attention.
"Good fuck, Megatron. What was that for??" he cried.
"I'm trying to give out orders and you're ignoring your leader!" he said while giving a pissed off look. Starscream rolled his eye and said, "If I was the leader I'd throw a rock at your head. That would be some good payback."
"Yeah whatever, retard. Anyway, your job is to get Soundwave to spy on the Autobots" said Megatron while pointing to a wall (for some fucking reason I don't know). Starscream stood up like a soldier and saluted while saying, "I won't let you down, Lord Niggatron". He walked away.
Starscream walked into the other room where Soundwave was playing Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War for the Gaystation 5. His gamertag read: Ch1ldPr3d4t0r.
"Hey doofus, Lord Megatron told me to tell you to get your ass over to the Autobot base and spy on those Republican fucks." said Starscream. He was a huge Do Nothing Democrat.
Soundwave groaned, "But I'm on a killstreak! Look, seventy two kills, bro."
Starscream rolled his eyes. "Come on, I'll let you give head tomorrow." he said while move his index finger up and down his cheek. Soundwave felt a shiver all over his body. He was his boy slut, his cummy boy. "Can we perform Cum Play though?" he asked while giving puppy eyes. Starscream said yes and walked away to do whatever the fuck he does on his spare time.
Soundwave got up from his seat and walked over to the exit of the base and flew like a fairy, on his way to the Autobot base.
When he got there his hid in behind a rock and poked his head out and saw a nearby window. He looked into the window to find Optimus Fucking Prime jacking off to scat porn. Soundwave felt so aroused by this that he just HAD to tell Megatron. He flew back to the Decepticon base and told him all about it.
"Hmmm, scat porn huh? I have a plan that'll ruin and destroy them once and for all!" said Megatron as both he and Soundwave laughed.
Back at the Autobot base, Optimus was cleaning himself. "That was a good wank!" he said as he rubbed a tissue on his now small penis. His penis can grow up to 20 inches and destroy an entire orphanage in two seconds.
"Hey Arcee! Go clean up my jizz you fucking cunt!" he said as he grabbed a brick and slammed it against her face. "Why do you have to be so fucking horrible you man whore??" she asked, tears dripping down her face.
"Listen here you cocksucking skanky crack whore. You will clean up that mothefuckering jizz or I'll rape you. Got it??" he yelled and slapped her across the face. She ran away crying. What a loser.
Just then, Optimus heard loud mowing coming from outside. He knew it was the Decepticons. He got Bumblebee, Cliffjumper and Sideswipe. They stormed outside to see what the fuss was about.
"HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! MEGATRON, STARSCREAM AND SOUNDWAVE ARE PERFORMING SCAT PORN!!!" Cliffjumper yelled, yet was slightly aroused.
Optimus got a huge boner from this and said "Fuck it. Megatron is my daddy now." He ran into the threesome and began eating Megatron's shit. Bumblebee watched with some popcorn while Cliffjumper went to go jump off a cliff and kill himself (get it?).
Sideswipe just stood there. He had enough. He pulled a gun out and shot himself in the head. He was finally free.
The orgy went on. Soundwave was rubbing shit all over his body. Starscream was licking his cock while pissing himself in a diaper.
"OwO Sowndwave! You're cock is so good!" said Starscream while stroking it up and down while it was covered in shit. Soundwave moaned really loud.
Megatron was shitting on Optimus' cock and balls. Optimus was pissing everywhere. He knew Megatron had skill. "I love you Megatron-san, please make me feel joy!" he moaned. "As you wish my little cum slut." said Megatron.
Megatron began to fart on Optimus' cock and balls. Optimus screamed in both agony and pleasure. But little did Optimus know that in about 2 seconds, all of them would die from an explosion, thanks to Megatron's asshole.
BOOM! Everyone blew up. Bits of alien guts and body parts were everywhere. Everyone had die, except for Bumblebee who just sat there and began crying. The Autobots and Decepticons were no more. Everyone was dead.
Bumblebee decided to live the rest of his life alone with Arcee who was glad that they would finally be together. The remaining Decepticons that were at the base decided to retire and convert their base into an Auto Repair Store.
Bumblebee later died of lung cancer and Acree continued to clean the base because she's a fucking woman.
The End.
