Intro

(Paramount Animation logo with ViacomCBS byline: In a forest (or valley, to be exact), we see a girl (named Star Skipper) skip a stone across a lake. The stone transforms into a golden star and continues to fly through the forest and up the hills until we reach a cartoon version of the famous Paramount mountain in an orange morning environment surrounded by clouds. The other 21 stars encircle the mountain and the "Paramount" script in blue zooms out and takes its position. The final star, thrown by the girl, swoops by, forming the word "Animation" in a similar script font below as the star takes its place, followed by the ViacomCBS byline fading in below.)

(Nickelodeon Movies logo: The logo starts with a white void screen with an electric box. Spongebob Squarepants walks by, whistling the Spongebob Squarepants theme song, until he comes across the box.)

Spongebob Squarepants: Oh? (scratches his head) Hmm.

(Curiously, he grabs onto the lever and struggles so hard, pulling it towards the right, until it breaks free, and the camera then follows Spongebob curiously watching what looks to be electric green slime going through a tube until finally reaching the substance being powered, revealing an "N" on the Nickelodeon logo and thus powering on the entire logo. The walls fall down, opening up to an outside concert stage upon a beautiful sunset with palm trees on each side and with electric green slime tubes coming down from the first and last "N" on the Nickelodeon Logo shining in orange lightbulbs onto its letters. The Nickelodeon blimp comes by, spitting out the word "Movies" right underneath the Nickelodeon logo. As the Blimp comes into shot, Arnold Shortman appears standing at the last "N", with Gary the Snail onto the "K", Spunky the dog on the "E" and Goddard flying upwards, barking. Luna Loud jumps onto the "O" beside the "L" on the left, and plays a rock fanfare of the Nickelodeon jingle, singing along.)

Luna Loud: 🎵 NICKELODEON! 🎵(fanfare stops) YEAH!

(The blimp flies out of shot, releasing a splat of slime, and Spongebob laughs, then the three NickToons look at the audience, as Gary meows, and Spunky and Goddard bark, as Goddard flies out of the shot. The screen fades to black.)

(The intro of the movie starts as tv static goes off, and switches channels, while the camera pans out, revealing an old television set in 45 seconds. It switches to the 90's Nickelodeon montage)

90's Chorus: (singing) 🎵NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK… 🎵

(switching channel to Spongebob Squarepants)

Mermaid Man: EEEEEVVVIIILLLL!

(switching to the movie Good Burger)

Ed: Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger...

(switching to Rocko's Modern Life.)

Heffer: That was a hoot!

(switching to The Loud House episode The Loudest Mission: Relative Chaos, where Ronnie Anne pushes Lincoln at the front porch.)

Ronnie Anne: Smell ya later, Lame-O!

(switching to a 90's Nick logo with singing dinosaurs, while the words "Paramount Animation and Nickelodeon Movies Present" fade in.)

Dinosaurs: (SINGING) I'm here with my friends…

(switching to Ren and Stimpy dancing to the song "Happy Happy Joy Joy" with Ren in his happy helmet, while the text fades out. The words "In Association With United Plankton Pictures and JAM Filled Entertainment" fade in.)

🎵HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY, HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY… 🎵

(switching to the Hey Arnold intro, while the text fades out, and then the words "An O Entertainment, Billionfold Inc. and Frederator Studios Production" fade in.)

Helga: Move it, football head!

(The TV switched to Danny Phantom, while the text faded out.)

Danny: I'M GOING GHOST!

(switching to Nick Jr. Face)

Face: (in tune of Ta-da!) Buh-ba-baaah!

(switching to Jimmy Neutron intro)

Jimmy: GOTTA BLAST!

(The TV switches to Rugrats, and the words "A Klasky Csupo, Snee-Oosh Inc., Spumco and Avatar Studios Production" fade in.)

Tommy: A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do!

(The text fades out, and the TV switches multiple channels rapidly with other NickToons, live-action sitcoms and old Nickelodeon bumpers from the 90's faster than you can imagine, then turns off for 3 seconds, then turns back on showing Rocko Rama going to bed with his dog Spunky. The words "A Jared Hess Film" fade in a few seconds and out.)

Rocko Rama: Good night, boy.

Spunky: (yawned)

(As the TV screen fades to black, the TV erupts, blowing a huge orange splat all over the screen that shows the words "THE" and "MOVIE" and the 2009 NickToons logo in the middle on top of the orange splat, forming "The NickToons Movie".)

*The NickToons Movie*

(The logo splats out and the screen fades to black.)

Welp. That's the intro. Now on with the first chapter.